Super Sentai World's Monster Survival Manual

Super Sentai World Monster Survival Manual Author: Zimodao

Introduction:

As a monster, how to survive in the Super Sentai world?

1. Behave properly. Don't do bad things after the plot begins, otherwise you will become a tool to show the Red Warrior's ability to single-handedly brush.

2. Be steady when you whitewash yourself. Don't rush to whitewash yourself in the early stage of the plot, otherwise you will become a tool to deceive the audience's tears.

3. Your family background must be clean. Don't explain that you are helpless during the plot, otherwise you will become a pawn for the screenwriter to promote the plot.

4. The most important point is not to have any relationship with female warriors, otherwise you will become a sample of the viciousness and brutality of the hostile organization.

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Watching the former boss Captain Zihab being beaten into the most beautiful fireworks in the galaxy by the Galaxy people.

Samba Xiu was a little scared and flipped through the monster survival manual he summarized after appreciating more than 40 works of Super Sentai.

A smug smile appeared on his face.

He was more and more glad that he left the Balbon Pirates in time.

However, what he didn't know was that his human girlfriend, who had just established a relationship, was shouting in unison with his brother: "Rescue Team GOGOV!"

Ⅰ Barbon's Gunhead (Star Beast Team): [Revised] Chapter 1: Sealed for 3,000 Years at the Beginning

He was an unlucky guy, there was no doubt about that. From a very young age, when he could still remember his name, he knew that he was an unlucky guy.

But at that time, his bad luck was just a little bit bad. At most, he choked when drinking water, bought instant noodles with only vegetable buns, and had a stiff neck when sleeping, which did not affect his daily life.

He also always thought that he was just an ordinary person who was not very lucky.

Until that day, when he opened his eyes, he found himself in a strange place, which seemed to be a big ship sailing in a storm.

There were some strange creatures all around, and opposite him were five guys wearing tights and helmets of various colors.

After beating him and those strange creatures, the guys dressed like signal lights performed a strange ritual.

Before he could figure out what was happening, he and the strange creatures were covered with a thick layer of stones. As the guys continued to move, even the deck of the ship was covered with a half-meter thick layer of dust.

Without giving him a chance to beg for mercy, he sank to the bottom of the water with the ship.

This feeling was like offending some incredible organization, and then being beaten into a concrete pillar and sunk into Tokyo Bay.

What a terrible experience.

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The moment he sank to the bottom of the sea, he realized that he seemed to have traveled through time.

In the first year of being sunk to the bottom of the sea, the strange creatures that sank to the bottom of the sea with him were still very energetic, and they kept making noises and cursing, but because everyone's mouths were sealed with stones, all he could hear were some humming and moaning.

In the fifth year of being sunk to the bottom of the sea, the strange creatures that sank to the sea with him made fewer noisy sounds, perhaps because a few of them died. He thought so and did not join the conversation of the remaining guys.

In the tenth year after being submerged in the sea, he could no longer hear any sound. Those guys seemed to have all died, or they all didn't talk like him, so that he once suspected that he was deaf.

In the twentieth year after being submerged in the sea, he felt that he was going to become illiterate. Some words with more gestures had become mosaic blocks in his mind, and he couldn't even confirm the pronunciation of slightly unfamiliar words.

In the fiftieth year after being submerged in the sea, he had forgotten a lot of things, not to mention his penguin code, and he seemed to have even forgotten his name.

In the first hundred years after being submerged in the sea, his mind would automatically play some movies every once in a while, and the name of the first movie played was "Secret Sentai Goranger", which made him very happy, at least these days were not so boring.

In the 101st year after being submerged in the sea, he finished watching "Secret Sentai Goranger" and started playing "JAKQ Dengekitai" in his mind.

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In the 145th year after being submerged in the sea, he had finished watching "Knight Ryu Sentai Ryusugeger", and right after that, his brain started playing "Himitsu Sentai Goranger".

After that, he would revisit the Super Sentai series every 45 years.

Although he didn't really want to watch it, he had no choice. Even if he closed his eyes, it kept playing in his head.

In the 2,000 years after being submerged in the sea, his brain seemed to have a seizure, and began to play "Seijou Sentai Gingaman" in a loop, and the frequency of playback began to increase.

For a long time, there was only the melody of "GAGAGA GINGAMAN" in his mind.

Finally, after being submerged in the sea for 2,500 years, his mind finally calmed down, no more looping, no more random thoughts, and he fell into a deep sleep.

Ⅰ Barbon's Spearhead (Seijou Sentai): [Revised] Chapter 2 A very retro appearance

Earth, as the lyrics of the Masked Man theme song of Hikari Sentai say, is a planet where gods sleep.

It is precisely because of this that the earth always breeds some strange races. For example, the strange tribe that could drive dinosaurs and make them merge in the ancient times. Or the magic elves who live in the temple of the sky and can use the power of nature.

Even the most ordinary earthlings can become violent people wearing colorful tights after extreme physical training.

Therefore, facing those legendary races on the earth, we should often have a respectful attitude, rather than a playful mentality. After all, maybe in the next second, there will be a guy in strange clothes rushing out from some beautiful forests or deep and distant seabeds, controlling strange abilities, and beating up the weirdos who look like they are not human at first glance.

The Milky Way Forest, in this green land full of sunshine and life, is an extremely ordinary place, but it is such an ordinary place that is connected to incredible legends.

The residents of the Milky Way Forest are one of the strange races bred by the earth. They can use a unique power-Yas. With this power, they were able to set up a barrier around the forest, live peacefully in the Milky Way Forest, and stick to their mission.

It has been three thousand years.

However, three thousand years of peaceful life will soon come to an end!

At this moment, in the sea far away from the forest, on the bottom of the sea where the sun cannot reach, a huge disaster is awakening. After three thousand years of erosion, the seals set up by the warriors of the Milky Way Forest and the star beasts long ago have been damaged, and it is difficult to suppress the resentment and anger that have been accumulated for three thousand years.

A loud "boom" sounded, followed by continuous explosions.

At this moment, on the bottom of the sea, a huge "mountain" is constantly exploding, and huge stones are peeling off and scattering from the "mountain". After a while, the "mountain" reveals its original appearance.

A giant beast with its eyes closed, carrying a huge castle on its back.

As the rocks accumulated and attached to the surface of the giant beast and the castle gradually fell off, the giant beast was like a prisoner who had been freed from shackles. Although his eyes were still closed, he had already begun to float up.

"Wow" When the castle floated to the surface, the salty and smelly seawater was discharged, and the lights were first lit.

"The seal is lifted! I can finally move!" With a cheer, he woke up. After a simple movement, there was a crackling sound of joints, crisp like fried soybeans.

Finally being able to move, for him, this was the most worth celebrating.

Where can there be a time traveler like him? Not only was he beaten up right after he crossed over, but he was also covered in mud and locked up for nearly three thousand years. Fortunately, some Super Sentai videos would play in his head from time to time, so that he would not go crazy during the long days of confinement.

Speaking of which, the group of people who locked him up seemed to be a certain Super Sentai, but after so many years, they should have died of old age.

Now, instead of thinking about this, he wanted to do something bold and instinctive, to vent his resentment for so many years and to exercise his stiff body.

"Haha, I still have a pistol!" He pulled out the revolver on his thigh, followed his instinct to vent at the moment, pulled the trigger, and shot wildly in this not-so-big room.

"Wuhu, cool!" It seemed that after being locked up for three thousand years, his thoughts became strange. Looking at the wooden floors and ceilings in the room with holes punched one after another by his pistol, the resentment in his heart was fully vented.

"Why is there a rudder in the room? What taste." Thinking of this, he raised his hand and was about to shoot at the rudder.

However, before he pulled the trigger, a voice drilled into his ears, with a little anger: "Stop, Samba Xiu."

Hearing the voice, the first thing he thought of was that his name was Samba Xiu. Although the name sounded familiar, he didn't have so much brain capacity to think about strange things at the moment.

Then he thought of those strange creatures that sank to the bottom of the sea with him three thousand years ago. He was a little surprised that those guys were not dead. Although it was a bit strange to think so, after all, since Samba Xiu was on the opposite side of the Super Sentai at the beginning, he estimated that he was not a good guy anyway.

And the guys who were sealed with him were probably not good birds.

But at least they were locked up with him for so long, so there was still some affection.

Looking in the direction of the voice, a woman stood in front of him: "What will you do if the rudder is broken?" After saying that, she waved her cloak and walked away with a Sima face.

From her look, it was obvious that she was saying "You can't fix it if you break it, so be quiet."

Samba Xiu naturally knew that he had gone too far, but he didn't mean to apologize. Just like a cat biting off the headphone cable, he had an arrogant attitude of "Yes, I did it, what can you do?"

Moreover, at this moment, Sambaxiu's attention was all on the woman's outfit, which was really... too exposed. In this regard, Sambaxiu could only marvel, is this the woman who makes a living on the sea? She is really open-minded.

At this moment, another rough voice came into his ears.

"Wow! Unforgivable, Sambaxiu, watch me beat you up." Obviously, it was also directed at him, but this sounded like a dog guarding its food.

Samba Xiu turned around and saw a weirdo who looked like a Viking pirate running towards him.

On the stairs not far away, a female weirdo in a dark purple dress with strong Egyptian style decorations said with a somewhat complaining but arrogant tone: "It's not easy to wake up, don't make a fuss."

A Viking pirate dodged sideways and Samba Xiu responded to the female weirdo in a relaxed tone: "Is it not okay for me to get excited because of the moment I woke up?"

"Ridiculous," another unfamiliar voice, but the tone was a little more aggressive than the previous ones, as if it was a guy who was not against people, "Don't play alone if you want to be happy."

Samba Xiu looked in the direction of the voice. How to say it, a squid that has become a spirit, wearing clothes with a rather Japanese style, and the samurai sword in his hand was drawn and put away.

Okay, it's the kind of person Samba Xiu hates the most-the alien who likes to be pretentious and will die if he doesn't pretend.

He never liked guys with this kind of personality, and he could sense a hint of hostility from the guy's tone, so Samba Xiu didn't pay much attention to him, and he didn't give him a good look: "Tsk, if you want to make trouble, just say it, don't pretend."

Speaking of which, he always felt so familiar with these guys, and he always felt that he had heard the series of conversations just now somewhere.

Thinking of this, Samba Xiu gradually stopped playing around, because a bad premonition slowly rose in his heart.

And this premonition was confirmed by a person who appeared later.

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Ⅰ Barbon's Gunhead (Star Beast Team): [Revised] Chapter 3 It turns out that I am the background board

Although the strange premonition in his heart made Samba Xiu a little uneasy, he didn't think too carefully because of the lively and festive atmosphere at the moment.

Just think of it as a scene that he accidentally dreamed of during his sleep for so many years.

"Pirates!"

Suddenly, a rough and slightly hoarse voice came, and the noisy crowd instantly quieted down, and even the Viking pirates who had just pushed and shoved Sambashu stopped fighting honestly.

Good guy, it seems that the owner of this voice is the boss of their group of guys.

Sambashu thought to himself, trying not to reveal his flaws, although the relationship between these guys and himself seemed ordinary.

But if they knew that he was no longer the Sambashu of the past, he would probably not be easy.

Seeing that "Squid Head", "Cleopatra", and "Viking Pirates" stood in a row honestly like elementary school students doing radio gymnastics after hearing the voice, Sambashu also followed suit and stood together.

Just after they stood in place, the owner of the voice also appeared in front of everyone.

He is a tall and rough man, but his appearance is really scary, with a blood-red face, a black and hard beard, broad shoulders like the side of a ship, and a small rudder embedded in the center of his chest, just like an old-fashioned wooden mast ship that has become a spirit.

And the blind eye and the left hand with a hook add a bit of blood and violence to him.

The blue pirate hat on his head and the captain's uniform under the heavy plate armor all show his identity. He is a pirate, and the boss of this gang of pirates.

And he is the leader of the Balbon Space Pirates, Zihabu.

Zihabu looked at the quiet people and patted the hook on his left hand with his right hand. It seems that he is also in the excitement of waking up from a deep sleep like Samba Xiu, but in this excitement, there is a hint of sinisterness.

"Assholes, our luck has finally come. After three thousand years of being sealed, no one needs to be polite. Let's make a scene as much as we want. Let's make a big scene and let everyone know that we have awakened!"

Samba Xiu looked at Qihabu who was shouting loudly on the high platform. He had to admit that the other party had a very accurate grasp of the psychology of these stinky people and was also very good at inciting emotions.

However, Samba Xiu did not intend to learn from them. Compared with this, he was more concerned about.

This guy is so good at counting. Three thousand years, did he count the seconds by himself?

Also, has he slept for so long?

Thinking of this, Samba Xiu suddenly felt relieved. He was originally worried that he would meet the group of guys who beat him up again, but now it seems that the other party should be dead without even ashes left.

Wuhu, it's safe.

Samba Xiu thought so and rushed out of the cabin with the crowd. Although he also planned to stretch his muscles and make a big fuss, he would not be stupid enough to follow these pirates to smash, loot and burn.

It is important for people to know their own limitations. Three thousand years ago, he had already used a revolver, and he could beat them up with five guys.

It has been three thousand years. Who knows if he will encounter any more strange guys? Maybe in this world, any ordinary person caught on the street can take out a planet-destroying weapon and scatter the person and his ashes together.

So although he followed these guys to make trouble, Samba Xiu had his own plans. He went out for a walk and explored the situation first.

"Humph, so stupid, no wonder five people stole my house and destroyed my group." Samba Xiu looked at the knife in the hands of "Squid Head" and the axe in the hands of "Viking Pirates", and thought with some pride, "Brother, the times have changed."

However, just when he was thinking about how to cross the sea and go to the land.

The "Viking Pirate" he mocked was the first to hit him in the face. He was holding a bunch of orange-yellow soldiers in his left hand, and madly turning the axe in his right hand, and then flew up.

The "Squid Head" jumped directly from the boat and ran towards the land as if walking on flat ground.