Super Star Martial Arts
0167. You are your uncle
Xiao Hongye's office was decorated very casually.
This is very different from those luxurious and beautiful school buildings and teaching buildings.
Bookcases, book chairs, desks.
A light gray inflatable bed can be used for temporary rest.
Opposite the floor-to-ceiling window is a large screen.
The most advanced optical brain projection screen can clearly capture, slow-play, and analyze even the extremely fast movements of a warrior in the Tuo Pulse Realm without missing any changes.
"sit."
Xiao Hongye pointed to the desk chair and said, "Red wine or tea?"
Li Xiaofei said, "Wine."
He doesn't know much about tea.
Xiao Hongye took out a bottle of Zhangye dry red wine, opened it skillfully, poured the dark red wine into the decanter, and said, "It will be ready to drink in fifteen minutes. I'll go change clothes. You go first." Watch a video and get a feel for it.”
After saying that, with a snap, the optical brain projection screen was turned on.
Then he opened the hidden door next to the bookcase and walked in.
Li Xiaofei "..."
The atmosphere is weird.
In his previous life, he would also have some fun while practicing and being depressed.
Before sparring with my girlfriends, I would drink some red wine and watch some action videos to cultivate the atmosphere.
Some girlfriends will change into more stimulating clothes before the official start, such as female ninja, white heroine, female secretary, etc.
Finally, the preaching and receiving fluids were completed.
Achieve the blending of spirit and body.
The 109th master who was identified as a liar once taught Li Xiaofei a set of secret magically modified versions of the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classics. Among them was a "Princess of Plain Women", which talked about how to use men and women in addition to restless cultivation. The method of regulating the balance of yin and yang through joy.
The so-called solitary yin does not produce, solitary yang does not grow.
The liar master repeatedly instilled his theory into Li Xiaofei, believing that the so-called maintaining the body of a boy was pure nonsense. In cultivation, men and women must cooperate and adjust yin and yang, so as to gain a glimpse of the mysteries between heaven and earth.
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An example was given.
The founder of Wudang, Zhang Sanfeng, was such a majestic and unparalleled genius, why couldn't he break the void in the end?
It's because the old man has remained a boy all his life.
Regarding the principles of martial arts, his research is appropriate and his understanding is unparalleled.
But in the end, the chess move was one move away, just because Guyang didn't last long.
If Master Zhang could have found a cultivation partner back then, he might have become the first person to ascend in the post-Dharma era.
Because what he said was so unorthodox, Li Xiaofei felt that this person might be a liar.
A sum of money was given to redirect him to eviction.
However, Li Xiaofei did some research on the demon-revised version of the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic.
Especially the ‘Plain Girl Chapter’.
Li Xiaofei not only researched, but also put it into practice.
Let’s talk about the effect.
It seems there really is.
Not to mention the increase in combat power as time went on, after each battle, Li Xiaofei not only did not feel tired, but felt refreshed as never before.
And those girlfriends are also intoxicated and unable to extricate themselves.
He claimed more than once that fighting Li Xiaofei was like having a beauty treatment.
I have fought more frequently, my period has become normal, my freckles have faded, my skin has improved, wrinkles have disappeared, and my energy has become stronger.
So much so that later, Shang rushed to fight Li Xiaofei.
Li Xiaofei really couldn't cope with it and always felt as if he was being prostituted for nothing.
So I blocked dozens of people who were too crazy.
But the door was blocked.
Later, I almost found myself inside the school.
Fortunately, I met Erha in the live broadcast room and was transported to five hundred years later...
Speaking of which, it seems that I should thank that stupid dog?
In addition, in the recent period, perhaps because he has been single for too long and because his aunt's massage process is so fragrant, Li Xiaofei is always easily distracted and begins to long for an intense spiritual and physical communication in his heart.
Especially after practicing the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, this impulse became more and more obvious.
Many times, it is almost impossible to contain.
It takes traditional craftsmanship from five hundred years ago to be able to barely contain it.
Li Xiaofei thought this in his mind, and the video on the projector started to play.
The picture is clear.
The protagonist is...
he himself.
"Huh? This is..."
Li Xiaofei was surprised to find that the scene in the projected video was exactly the battle between himself and Xiong Zhigang who had undergone surgery at the party that day.
On the burning streets of Chang'an, two figures kept fighting.
The scene suddenly freezes.
At this moment, he was holding a kitchen knife and was about to chop Xiong Zhigang's throat.
The beautiful principal Xiao Hongye walked out of the hidden door.
Li Xiaofei's eyes lit up.
This stunningly beautiful royal sister put on a pale pink silk house dress. Her arms and legs were exposed, revealing her graceful figure. Her toes were painted with bright red cardamom, and she stepped on her white hair. Wearing it with slippers, you look intellectually elegant and unparalleled.
"Don't look at me, watch the video."
Xiao Hongye smiled and said, "I'll show you slow motion."
She gave instructions to the optical brain intelligent assistant.
The picture started playing in 50x slow motion.
The whole process of Li Xiaofei's flowing footwork, avoiding Xiong Zhigang's knife, and slashing his throat with a kitchen knife could finally be clearly seen.
"Your strength is not as good as Xiong Zhigang."
resemble
Hongye crossed his arms and surrounded the towering mountains in an increasingly astonishing arc, squeezing out a white and charming deep ditch. He analyzed it unhurriedly and said, "The reason why you were able to defeat him in an instant is because you mastered it." A kind of divine footwork.”
Li Xiaofei's heart skipped a beat.
Xiao Hongye continued, "You have only used this kind of footwork twice."
Li Xiaofei said nothing.
In my heart, I instantly became alert.
Xiao Hongye continued, "You carefully concealed these two performances, as if you didn't want everyone to see clearly. Besides, no matter how bad the situation was, whether it was against Longteng High School or in today's game, , even if you are seriously injured, you have never used this kind of divine footwork."
"Maybe it's just a coincidence."
Li Xiaofei said calmly, "I defeated Xiong Zhigang just because I was in particularly good condition at that moment. It was as if I was possessed by the Ancient Saint of Great Xia. It was not a matter of footwork."
Xiao Hongye smiled.
"I knew you wouldn't admit it, little slippery man."
As she spoke, she gave orders to the optical brain intelligent assistant.
The picture on the screen turned into another game.
The competition between Jie Pengguo female student Shui Guguang and your uncle who is dressed in black and wearing a silver cicada mask.
This is the scene when Mizutani Hikaru challenged the high school students in Liuhe Base City. He was arrogant and domineering, and defeated dozens of Daxia high school students in a row, and was finally killed by your uncle with one finger.
Li Xiaofei's heart skipped a beat again.
But he remained calm on the surface and said, "I have also watched this game. Your uncle is really a dragon who sees the beginning but never ends. He is worthy of being a role model for my high school students in Daxia. He kills Jie Peng people and promotes the prestige of our country." "
Xiao Hongye poured two glasses of red wine.
Pass a cup to Li Xiaofei.
"Stop pretending."
She said straight to the point, "Your uncle is you."
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