Superman Attack

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Father-in-law just posted a single chapter condemning the brush, but it was blocked. sweat! Well, in fact, blood is a kind of disease, and it needs to be treated. Father-in-law should keep a low profile... But if you are a low-key person, you don't have a monthly pass, and the brush will stomp on the father-in-law's face. What should I do? I have no choice but to continue to ask book friends for a monthly pass!

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In one's life, many things will be regarded as their treasures. For example, when he was four years old, Lin Bai regarded the precious thing as a glass marble, and no one would touch it, and he would hit anyone who touched it. Uncle Zhang's stupid son touched his marbles twice, and Lin Bai gave him two feet, kicking Zhang Deyi to the point of crying. Sister Sanjin coaxed him for a long time before he stopped crying. Qianqian was only one year old at that time, and her eyes were as bright and beautiful as glass marbles.

When he was seven years old, Lin Bai had long forgotten the glass marble. What he regarded as a treasure was a water spray gun, filled it with tap water, and pulled the trigger at Sister Sanjin. The thin shirt was wet and stuck to his body, revealing his youthful figure. At this time, she would take off her slippers and kick him. Lin Bai turned around and ran away. Sister Sanjin threw out her slippers and hit him on the back of the head like a dart. At that time, Qianqian was four years old, and her treasure was the glass beads that Lin Bai threw away.

When he was ten years old, Lin Bai stopped playing with water guns. The thing he regarded as a treasure was a handheld game console with only one game in it - "Tetris". Whether eating, sleeping or going to the toilet, Lin Bai was always with Tetris. At the same time, he even naively thought that he should be a builder in this life, with the block-building skills learned from playing Tetris, the house he built must be fast and reliable, and there would be no eyes on the walls, even if there were eyes. can be eliminated. At that time, Qianqian was seven years old. She sprayed Lin Bai's game console with a water spray gun, so scared that Lin Bai kept the game console in her arms and screamed.

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There are many stages in life, each stage is precious, and each stage has an iconic treasure, but no one thinks that this treasure can be kept for a lifetime.

The handheld game console has long been broken, and now it can't even be turned on. Lin Bai also forgot where he threw it. What was the point of protecting it like a baby? Might as well give Qianqian water to play!

Now Lin Bai is 24 years old, his treasure is a mobile hard drive, which contains a love action movie starring Zhang Zhizhi, which is the only one in the world. But it would destroy Zhang Zhizhi's life and everything, so Lin Bai would not sell it, no matter how much money.

Now, it is time to say goodbye to this treasure, which also means that a stage of life has ended here, and a new era will be entered next.

Lin Bai called Hua Butterfly to the house, picked up the hammer in front of her, and smashed the mobile hard drive into pieces. Hua Butterfly was very happy, smiled and kissed him on the cheek, then smiled: "Actually, you don't have to smash the hard drive, can you just delete the video inside?"

Lin Bai was shocked: "I wiped, why didn't you tell me earlier? It cost me 500 yuan for a hard drive." After saying this, he raised his hand and cast a "Dark Regeneration" magic, and the hard drive recovered from fragments. In the original state, Hua Butterfly's eyes were straightened when she saw it, and she was stunned for five seconds before stomping on Lin Bai's instep: "Okay, so you can repair the hard drive after you smashed it? Then you Smashing the hard drive in front of my face is just a show, right?"

"No no...not a show, I really intend to start a new stage."

"Do I believe you or not?" Hua Butterfly thought about it for a while, and then decided not to believe him. Men are completely untrustworthy in this regard. In order to prevent Lin Bai from breaking the hard drive and repairing it again, Hua Butterfly simply confiscated the hard disk: "If you want me to serve you again, the hard disk must be kept with me."

Lin Bai expressed a compromise. In fact, that video is really not important to him anymore. When someone is helping him, who would be masturbating himself? Isn't that stupid?

At this moment, an international news broadcast suddenly appeared on the TV in the living room: "Recently, a strange incident happened in Fusang. All the people in a village were suddenly killed. What's even more bizarre is that in this village All the Fusang people are not ordinary people. They are all ninjas. When they died, they were still wearing ninja clothes and holding ninja swords... With the official investigation of Fusang, even more outrageous things surfaced. All of them are not Fusang citizens, they are not registered, and Fusang officials can't even find any identification method for them..."

Hua Butterfly glanced at the TV and said with a smile: "Fusang is a broken country because there are too many things to do."

The "maid" who was sweeping the floor in the living room widened her eyes and stared at the TV without blinking. The masked hero promised to kill the hand and the meeting, and he really did it. He was so powerful that the black-haired female samurai was in awe. Now she can finally continue to be a maid with peace of mind, and she doesn't have to go back to being a female killer.

The TV screen turned to an old ronin, and the host's voice said: "This homeless man was the only witness at the scene. According to him, it was a masked man who killed all the ninjas. He was wearing a red tight fitting. Shirt with yellow stripes painted on it, holding an ancient long knife in his hand... Judging from his description, the masked man he mentioned is probably the most popular in our country recently. The national idol, the masked hero! Why did our hero go to Fusang to kill, and even kill all the ninjas in a village? This incident is full of confusion. At present, Fusang has lodged a protest against Huaxia agents who have been in Fusang without authorization. Murder, how will it be resolved? This station will follow up and report on this matter, so stay tuned.”

Hua Butterfly looked at Lin Bai curiously, bit his ear and said, "You did it?"

Lin Bai nodded.

"Why did you go to Fusang to kill?"

"It doesn't look good to them!"

"This reason is very domineering, I like it." Hua Butterfly said with a smile: "You lied to me that you have never traveled abroad, but you have been to Fusang."

"I'm dizzy, I just went to kill a few people, and I didn't see the scenery, it's not a trip at all..."

"I don't care, you have to accompany them to New York."

Lin Bai felt that his head was starting to hurt. Women are troublesome. Once they established a super-friendly relationship with them, they would climb up the ladder and start acting like a baby without reason. "I don't care, I want **** anyway." This is a woman's privilege. As soon as this trick is used, a man's head begins to swell.

After Hua Butterfly left and went home to rest, Lin Bai was still holding his head and having a headache about this matter. It was no problem to open a portal or use the flight function to go to New York, but it would consume a lot of good and evil power, which would be too wasteful. . If you played bad guys in the past, it would be nothing to waste at all, and you can earn it back anyway, but it would cost a lot of righteous or evil power to simply accompany the flower butterfly to go around in a circle, which is very uneconomical. Is there any way to travel at public expense? Woolen cloth?

The Demon King didn't know when he appeared by his side: "This king turned you into a woman, so you can go there as a female bodyguard, not to mention spending Zhang Zhizhi's money to travel, but also earn her a bodyguard fee."

"Don't! Never become a woman!" Lin Bai screamed: "I would rather waste some power than change sex."

"Then turn to the thirty-fourth page of the Demon King's Code." The Demon King shrugged and went back to her room to sleep.

Lin Bai turned to the Devil King's Code, thirty-four pages, he already had a little knowledge of the devil language, and of course he could understand it, this page wrote a strange spell: "Suggestion, which can affect the people around you. Psychological cues to make them see you as something designated, 100 evil power for one hour."

"Strange spell!" Lin Bai thought about it for a while, and finally realized that this spell was similar to hypnosis. He chanted a spell silently, thinking in his mind that others would think he was a cat.

The magic was cast, and the black-haired female warrior standing beside her suddenly lit up her eyes: "Oh, what a beautiful tabby cat, where did you come from? Come on, let my sister hurt you." She suddenly jumped over and hugged Lin Bai In his arms, he stretched out his hand and stroked Lin Bai's back, just like stroking the back of a cat.

Lin Bai himself has not changed, he is still him, but when the black-haired female warrior looks at him, she will subconsciously think of him as a cat. This magic is really interesting. If the effect of this magic is changed, hehe... Lin Bai ran to the middle of the old street, and then cast the magic again, making others think he was a woman.

The second-generation Aunt Qin happened to pass by, and when she saw Lin Bai standing in the middle of the road, she glanced more curiously, and said oddly, "Huh? This woman looks like Xiaobai, you are Xiaobai who have been separated for many years. sister?"

Lin Bai laughed: "Yes, I am Xiao Bai's cousin, my name is Lin Cai, please take care of me."

Aunt Qin of the second generation flattened: "Xiaobai is insane. I didn't expect his cousin to be insane. Why is this smile so demanding?"

Lin Bai smiled and walked to a Bingxin mobile phone shop. It was the afternoon, and the barbecue stall had not yet been set up. Bingshan Beauty was sitting in the mobile phone shop looking at the shop. When she saw a "woman" who looked like Lin Bai walked in, she Confused: "Who are you?"

"My name is Lin Cai, and I'm Xiao Bai's cousin." Lin Bai stood in front of the iceberg beauty.

Bingshan beauty feels very strange, Xiaobai doesn't have a cousin, right? But the person in front of him was clearly very similar to Lin Bai. No one would believe them if they were not relatives, let alone their cousin, and no one doubted their own sister. Of course she didn't dare to neglect Lin Bai's cousin, she quickly brought a stool over: "Cousin, please take a seat."

Lin Bai hummed, "What do you think of my figure?"

The Bingshan Beauty looked at him carefully from head to toe: "It's very ordinary, with a standard woman's body shape, it's a little tasteful to be bulging forward and backward."

Lin Bai wanted to know what he looked like in the eyes of others, so he took off his shirt and was shirtless. The Bingshan Beauty was taken aback, and quickly closed the door of his store: "Oh my God, what kind of clothes are you taking off when the door is open? Xiaobai is a fool, I didn't expect Xiaobai's cousin to be a fool too."

"It's okay, look at my chest, what does it look like?" Lin Bai asked.

"Well...the chest is okay, the standard B-cover." Bingshan Beauty said: "B-covers are enough for Oriental women, they don't need to be too big and they look good."

Lin Bai looked down at his chest. It was clearly a man's flat chest, but in the eyes of Bingshan Beauty, it was a B cup. This implied magic was really interesting. With this magic, it seems to be no problem to be a female bodyguard, and you can travel at public expense with Zhang Zhizhi's money.

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"Damn masked hero, he invaded the hand and club headquarters of the human world and killed all my subordinates." Gang tycoon Jin hammered the table and let out an angry roar: "That **** superman heir!"

"Stop shouting! Superman has never been easy to deal with, you should have been prepared." Red Skull snorted coldly: "My Hydra Corps also suffered heavy losses, and withdrew its hand to Shuangqing City. ."

"You provoked him by attacking Shuangqing, but I didn't. I was just declaring war on the Rose Knights. What the **** is wrong with that **** masked hero? Why did he come against me." Jin was not very dissatisfied.

"It must be a certain female killer who is his head." Leathers Luther sneered: "Just like the original superman Clark Kent, he always revolved around a woman, and that woman was a reporter. The new generation of Superman Maybe there is a good friend who happens to be in the Knights of the Rose."

Leathers Luthor is an expert in the study of superman, and no one else is qualified to compete with him, so he snorted and stopped talking.

Schreider, who was sitting next to him, smiled sideways: "The most stupid thing about you is that you always think about challenging superheroes. I wouldn't do such a thankless thing if I changed it."

Shredder is the leader of the New York Foot Gang!

The Foot Gang is an organization with a long history. Originally, the Foot Gang was active in Fusang, and it was called the Fusang Foot Gang. Later, after thousands of years of development, the Foot Gang moved from Fusang to New York, the United States, causing many crimes. Shredder is the leader of the Foot Gang. He has a lot of power, not even weaker than a superhero.

His remarks provoked glares from the other villains: "Shredder, don't stand and talk without your back hurting, you're just lucky~www.wuxiaspot.com~ New York in the human world just doesn't have superheroes, so I let you in There is a firm foothold. In the Marvel world, isn't your foot gang beaten all over by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"

Hearing the words "Ninja Turtles", an embarrassed and angry expression flashed on Shredder's face: "**, you don't want to mention which pot you don't open, I will feel numb when I hear the name of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Comfortable, whoever mentions these four words, I will be anxious. I can’t afford it, can’t I hide? The world is the best paradise, there are no ninja turtles here, there are no **** turtles, hahahahaha !"

In fact... of all the super villains, the one who is the most reluctant is Shredder, because his enemies have never changed, they have always been the four turtles. Other superheroes have been replaced by several batches, and almost all of them have been replaced with new faces. For example, the new generation of superheroes is a rookie, the new generation of Captain America has even become Captain Huaxia, but the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are still the same. Four people, oh no, not four people, but four turtles. Years have changed, but the four turtles have not changed!

A thousand-year-old bastard, a ten-thousand-year-old turtle, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are immortal! The original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is still alive.

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