Superman Attack
: i want to make a movie
Father-in-law just went out for dinner, turned on the computer when he got home, wow, another alliance leader "You Ruo Ming" was born, well, if there is a leader, you must add two more updates! This is the first update, please don't go away, the second update will be released later.
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The Demon Queen was soaking in the warm spring water and looked at Lin Bai with gentleness and eyes. She did not admit it in her mouth, but she recognized Lin Bai's actions in her heart. This method of handling is actually very clever. It not only resolved Li Dan's grievances, but also got a free gold card. Maybe the way of doing things in the human world is really worth her learning. Maybe this is the key reason why the human world is so peaceful, but the demon world is so dark?
Lin Bai's knowledge is not high, and he can't speak the big truth, but he has the wisdom of life. The truth that is maintained with fists is never the truth, and the people who control people's hearts with fear are never the real people's hearts.
The Demon King suddenly patted her forehead and said, "Xiao Bai, let's make a movie by ourselves!"
"What? What did you say?" Lin Bai was taken aback: "Oh my aunt, can you stop jumping in your mind like this? We are obviously talking about the rich, why did you jump to filming?"
The devil said: "This king's brain is not used to think about trivial matters. Of course, the sesame and mung bean matters of the rich are put aside immediately, and it is right to think about serious matters."
Lin Bai covered his face: "I've never seen you think about serious matters."
"It's absolutely serious this time!" The Demon King said earnestly and seriously: "A bad movie like "The Lord of the Rings" is actually called an epic movie, and it's really too careless to make a movie in the world, this king I think romance films, comedies, and gunfights in the human world are all very good, but this epic magic blockbuster sucks, and I don’t even want to watch it at a glance.”
"Isn't it? I think "The Lord of the Rings" is great! The special effects are handled so well, and the performance is very good."
The Demon King shook her head and said, "The special effects are rotten. The props are rotten too. They can't be fake. Orcs are not like that at all. Dwarves are not like that, and elves are not like that... ah... that's what you say. I can't understand it. This king will tell you about Yu Mom's version of The Condor Heroes, if you think about the little dragon girl in it, you will understand how ridiculous the characters in "The Lord of the Rings" are."
Hearing the words "Yu Ma's Version of the Condor Heroes", Lin Bai felt a chill rush up from the soles of his feet, all the way up to the Tianling Gai, and then rush out from the Tianling Gai. black and white. He couldn't help but say, "Guo'er, let's make some spicy sticks."
After a long while, Lin Bai regained his sanity: "The things in The Lord of the Rings are really so fake? I don't believe it!"
"You don't believe it because you haven't seen the real thing." The Demon King hummed, "Stand here and wait, don't go away!"
She stretched out her hand and swiped in the void, the purple streamer portal opened, and the Demon King jumped into the door. Lin Bai didn't know where she went, but he could roughly guess that she was going to catch the specimen, and he had a very bad premonition in his heart... Sure enough, ten minutes later, the portal opened again. The Demon King jumped out of the portal, holding an orc in her left hand and a goblin in her right...
This half-orc is really different from the half-orc in The Lord of the Rings. This orc looked even more ferocious, the two long teeth in the mouth of the blood basin were very gloomy, and Lin Bai could smell his body odor from far away. Although the body shape, dress, and skin color are similar to the orcs in "The Lord of the Rings", their temperament is perfect, making Lin Bai feel like "this is the authentic half-orc". The half-orc immediately became Yu Ma's version of the little dragon girl.
So did the goblin.
"Damn it! What kind of mess did you bring to the human world!" Lin Bai jumped up and shouted, "Hurry up and throw these inexplicably dangerous species back into the demon world."
"It's okay, this king is here, they can't make any trouble." The demon queen threw the orcs and the dwarf by the hot spring pool, and ordered: "Kneel for this king. You are not allowed to get up without this king's order. Otherwise, I will kill you immediately."
The orcs and goblins immediately knelt in a proper manner. Side by side, he looked so well-behaved and obedient.
The Demon King pointed at the two monsters and said, "How about it? Let's make a fantasy movie. It's definitely more real than The Lord of the Rings."
Lin Bai covered his face with his hands: "Don't be silly, do you think a real orc can make a good movie? Can you direct? Can you light? Can you make up? Can you write? Can you edit? Will it be released? Do you know where to get actors? You know nothing, what kind of movies are you making?"
The Devil Queen tilted her head and said, "Will you be a screenwriter... Please ask the thirty-two father-in-law to do it, someone who can write novels will definitely be able to write the script. As for the director's release of lighting and editing, please ask the "Flying Peanuts" crew to do it. Anyway, the rookie producer and the rookie director will definitely have nothing to do. Let’s invite them and pay them a fee, and they will definitely be happy. We will be investors and special effects, and nothing else.”
Lin Bai shouted, "Hugh!"
The Demon King also shouted: "This king has made up his mind! Who dares to oppose the killing without mercy!"
Lin Bai hummed, "I'm afraid you're the only one to blame!"
The Demon King stood in front of him, face to face. Because she stood too close, her towering chest almost touched Lin Bai's chest. She put on a vicious face and looked like she was going to kill someone, but Lin Bai was too lazy to care about her.
The half-orcs and goblins kneeling beside them were so frightened that they urinated on the floor, and the witch was furious! The Demon King is angry! Omg! The Demon King was furious, and the corpse was buried thousands of miles away! Are they both fleeing or not? If they don't escape, they may be affected. If they escape, they will die even more. The two poor monsters cried and burst into tears, but they still stood upright on their knees and dared not move.
Then, the scene that made the two monsters unforgettable for the rest of their lives appeared, the Demon King suddenly put away her anger, hung her hands around Lin Bai's neck, and said gruffly: "Husband, you promise to give me your 20 million yuan. Take it out and invest in a magic blockbuster for this king."
"Pfft! Pfft!" The orcs and the goblins fell to the ground together, the king of the demon world acted like a spoiled child, this Nima...
The demon king's friendly smile suddenly turned cold, and she turned her head to look at the two monsters and said, "This king told you to kneel still, but you dare to throw yourself on the ground? Courting death!" She waved her hand forward, and a The black crescent-shaped Gangfeng flew out. "Pfft", green blood splashed, and the legs of the orc and the goblin were cut off by the wind. The two monsters made an earth-shattering scream, which sounded really pitiful.
The two monsters were still complaining about the devil queen and acting like a spoiled child just now. Only now did I know that she was still that terrifying great demon king after all, who would turn her face ruthlessly if she disagreed. Although blood was gushing out from her broken leg, the two monsters did not dare to cover her, and kowtowed desperately: "Lord Demon King, spare your life!"
This picture is too miserable, the broken leg bleeds and even kowtows to spare one's life, in the eyes of human beings, life is worse than death.
Lin Bai couldn't see it. These two monsters knelt there obediently, harmless to humans and animals, didn't they just fall when you were acting like a spoiled child? Need to kill like this? He took out Superman's underwear and put it on, not afraid of the monsters seeing it, anyway, the monsters didn't understand, then walked over to put their broken legs and bodies together, put a healing superpower, two monsters' legs Immediately connected, the pain also disappeared... Lin Bai patted the heads of the two monsters and said: "Fortunately, I didn't die directly, but I just broke my leg. I can still cure it. If I die, I want to cure the capital. Nope."
The two monsters kowtowed desperately, they didn't know how holy Lin Bai was, but he seemed. It seemed, probably, the husband of the Demon King, which was a bit of a big deal, so he cautiously said, "Thank you for your help, sir, what should I call this sir?"
Lin Bai smiled and said, "I am the next Demon King!"
"Ahhh! It turned out to be the new Lord Demon King." The two monsters were so frightened that they felt as if they had been tapped to the body, and they didn't move at all. The new Demon King actually helped them heal? Impossible, the Demon King only kills, when has he saved anyone?
The Demon King shrugged: "Bad good people. If you kill these monsters, you will be killed, and if you are injured, you will be injured. Do you still want to heal them? Is it necessary?"
Lin Bai was too lazy to dwell on this issue, since the values were different anyway. It's hard to tell.
"Husband, invest in others!" The Demon King started again.
"Don't you look down on money? Go to the treasury of Milician to get it."
"If you don't do it, they will ask for your husband's money! In your words, it's called pure money, and it's comfortable to spend."
"My money is used to visit the rich and play the princess in the private room! It's not to invest in some inexplicable bad film. The last bad film was lucky enough to make money, but if I do it again, it may be lost. I'm not stupid enough to waste 20 million yuan, it's better to use it for pleasure."
"give or not?"
"No!"
"The king is going to grab it!"
The Demon King opened her hands, and threw herself up viciously, hanging Lin Bai's arm. In the past, she used magic to rob Lin Bai of everything, and tied Lin Bai with black chains to easily **** it away, but this time she obviously did not intend to do so. Her behavior is very much like a human woman. She uses a woman's way to grab things from a man's hand. A human woman's body is not as strong as a man's, so when grabbing things, the nature of coquetry is far more than the use of power.
She hangs Lin Bai's arms with her arms, squeezes her chest against Lin Bai's back, bites Lin Bai's shoulders with her teeth, and wraps her legs around Lin Bai's waist, trying to drag Lin Bai down with her own weight on the ground...
What is this devil called? This is a little woman punching her mother-in-law!
The orcs and the goblins were full of thoughts and wanted to complain, but when they thought of the terrifying scene of the broken leg just now, the two monsters didn't even dare to move a bit, and the expressions on their faces were also afraid to move, for fear that the Demon King would think they were snickering. , that would be miserable.
After some scuffles, the witch finally grabbed the bank card. When a man and a woman who are emotionally harmonious use their bodies to compete for an item, the man usually cannot win. Nine out of ten battles, the woman will end up winning. In Lin Bai's house, it is no exception... The devil holds a bank card Proudly: "The investment of 20 million yuan has been obtained."
Lin Bai smiled bitterly and said, "Actually, it's only 19.9 million. I took 100,000 and gave it to the princesses in the private rooms of the rich."
Demon King: "..."
The Demon King couldn't care about the hundred thousand, so she forced Lin Bai to call the producer and director last time.
Lin Bai couldn't be forced, so he dialed the phone with a wry smile: "Hello, Mr. Huang, right? I'm Lin Bai!"
"Wow, it's Boss Lin!" The producer's name is Huang Lei. Lin Bai didn't plan to ask his name before, but since "Decadent Peanuts" became popular, he helped Lin Bai make some money, so Lin Bai asked. his name. Huang Lei has always thought that Lin Bai is a very powerful big boss. He lives in the mansion of the landlord's house in the old society. He can spend 5 million to promote actresses at any time, and he can also invite big names such as Masked Hero, Zhang Zhizhi, Chen Xi and other big names as guests. Channeling, this is not something that an ordinary boss can do, his energy must be amazing.
So Huang Lei smiled and said, "Why is Boss Lin looking for me?"
Lin Bai smiled and said, "Oh, it's a trivial matter! I have a female friend who wants to make a movie, and she wants me to invest, but there's no way... Women have to be coaxed, right? I have to reluctantly vote, this time I want to make a fantasy epic. I want to invite you and the director from last time to help me shoot a blockbuster film, what do you think?"
"Fantasy epic blockbuster?" Huang Lei's heart began to beat unsatisfactorily, this boss is really arrogant, and he wants to coax a woman again? Last time you invested in "Decadent Peanuts" in order to coax Blood Phoenix No. 2, what woman are you trying to coax this time? The rich boss is good, and there is no shortage of sleeping with him. He quickly asked, "What level do you want to make?"
Lin Bai smiled and said, "It's better than The Lord of the Rings!"
"Pfft!" Huang Lei fell to the ground: "Oh my God! Boss Lin, the total investment of the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy is 270 million US dollars. You plan to make it better than "The Lord of the Rings", how much will it cost? It's just a woman, is it necessary?"
Lin Bai said: "Well...cough...I plan to invest 19.9 million."
"Pfft!" Huang Lei fell to the ground again, investing 19.9 million in an epic fantasy blockbuster? Did you make a mistake! Nima, I dare to say that this is more than "The Lord of the Rings", this is the rhythm of a big bad film with a fantasy epic blockbuster: "Mr. Lin, please be blunt, the fantasy film shot at 19.9 million, the props and The special effects must be appalling, so it might be better to invest in literary romances, low-cost comedies, and maybe it’s a bit of a sight to behold… What’s the point of investing in fantasy films?”
"Well...the props and special effects are free of charge. I have a friend who specializes in special effects production, who can help me get the props and special effects for free." Lin Bai said: "I believe in her strength and her special effects. The props and props are better than "The Lord of the Rings", this should save a lot of money, and we only shoot one, and we don't make a trilogy like "The Lord of the Rings", the investment will be much less, 19.9 million I Do you think it's almost there?"
Almost a vegetable basket! Huang Lei was about to go crazy~www.wuxiaspot.com~ But Boss Lin is an investor and a big boss, he didn't want to offend him, so he said, "Well, I'll call Director Shang Lin, come to your house, and let's talk again. Talk in detail."
Huang Lei called the director. The director's name was Lin Ruiqing. The two came to Lin Bai's house together as a guest. They made up their minds to change Lin Bai's mind and use the investment to make a literary romance or a low-cost comedy. What a good movie, don't use it to toss with any fantasy epic bad movie...
As soon as the two entered the door of Lin Bai's house, they saw a half-orc, a goblin, and two monsters standing at the door respectfully saluting them together: "Hello, Producer Huang, hello Director Lin...Lord Lin Bai let me We are here to welcome you, please come with us." Of course, they spoke the demon language, which humans could not understand. (To be continued)
ps: Thank you Ruo Ming for rewarding 50,000 to become the leader of the alliance. Hatsune to Moe 01 600 reward, Yun Zhishang 18, Swinging Sword Broken Love 200 reward, I Love Chocolate Sauce, Staying in Memory, Widowmaker Withering, Ou Lili, Cat Xiao Mi Sauce, Roaring 100 reward
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