Superman Attack

: monsters making movies

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The Demon Queen carefully recalled how she used to treat her servants... Oh, by the way, she asked them to be obedient, and asked them to find food for herself, otherwise she would kill them all. In fact, when she first arrived in the human world , also treated Lin Bai like this, let Lin Bai make money to buy her western food, otherwise he would kill him!

She felt that there was nothing wrong with doing this, because everyone in the demon world did this, but in fact, she now found that she was wrong, she looked at Lin Bai with soft eyes, maybe what she learned from this man is more than There is more to give him. That's right, she gave Lin Bai the Code of Demon King, which gave him the ability to escape from the sky. But Lin Bai taught her the principles of being a human being, and taught her how to get along with others, how to get friends, and how to be loved by others. This is a priceless treasure, which is more precious to her than flying away.

The monsters in the city are having a rave.

"The new Demon King has sent something..."

"Two kilograms of rice per person!"

"You ask what rice is, idiot, it's a delicious food, and when it is boiled in water, it will give off a fragrant taste..."

"You said that the Lord Demon distributes food? Oh my god! Food is the most precious thing in the world. Why did he distribute it?"

"I heard that we were paid for cleaning and helping in the movie..."

"What do you mean by reward? Fool, reward is...cough...I did something for you, you pay me a certain price, this is called reward..."

"Lord Demon King can just give an order. Why do you have to pay me? I really don't understand!"

"Master New Demon King said that this is called the favor of the king, and it is the favor he gives to his subjects! Being his most loyal subject can occasionally get such a favor. If it is not his subjects, he will not get it."

Lin Bai's "favor" spread throughout the entire Black Dragon City in an instant. Every monster in the city was discussing almost the same topic. Some people even naively speculated that this new demon king could be easily fooled? But what happened next immediately made them understand that the new Demon King also had a ruthless side.

A strong orc killed a poor flower demon and snatched three kilograms of rice from the demon king's favor from the flower demon. When the new demon king found out, he was furious. Someone dared to rob the favor of the king? This is obviously a contempt for the king's authority. The orc was chopped into eighteen pieces the next morning, and the body was thrown up with eighteen straw ropes. Hanging scattered at the gate of the city, let everyone see the fate of disrespecting the devil. From that day on, no one dared to **** the favor of the devil.

certainly. This little interlude has nothing to do with the movie. The epic fantasy blockbuster, which invested 19.9 million, started shooting the next day.

The male protagonist is wearing a tattered cloak, which was ripped off from a lizardman assassin. It is a real assassin's cloak. Compared with the prop cloaks in other movies, it is more forgotten. The dark feeling of the cloak, the dark red blood clot on the cloak shows how brilliant its owner has ever been.

Now, its owner. That is, the poor lizardman assassin, naked as a movement guide. Design actions for the male protagonist: "My lord, it's not right for you to wield a dagger like this, the enemy will easily cut into your arms, grab your dagger, and then insert it into your throat... It should be like this... "After discovering the language barrier, the Lizardman Assassin decided to perform it himself. It sped out at the speed of the wind and inserted the dagger into the scarecrow's neck in the blink of an eye.

The male protagonist's eyeballs almost exploded, this lizard man robot is amazing! My meow is not as good as a robot. After he practiced this assassination action dozens of times, he finally grasped a little bit of the essentials, and completed the shooting with the director's "card".

"Yo, I said, Lizardman, what kind of robot are you? You feel so smart!" The male protagonist patted the Lizardman on the shoulder. His biggest regret was that these robots couldn't speak human words, and the words spoken by machines were completely listenable. Don't understand, maybe assembly language?

Lin Bai walked over and said to the lizardmen in the demon language: "The little lizard did a good job. The person who helped me complete the action design. This king decided to give you a favor. What do you want?"

The lizardman pointed to the instant noodle bowl in the hero's hand...

Lin Bai generously dragged the three-dollar bowl of instant noodles from the male protagonist and handed it to the lizardman. The lizardman burst into tears, and taught someone to swing a dagger to earn a meal. , Wang's kindness is so touching.

The lizardmen kneeled on the ground and started to eat instant noodles in a state of adoration. It was still the taste of Master Kong's braised beef... He's meow, it's delicious! There is no such good thing in the demon world.

The Demon King stared at the side again: "It's useless, a bowl of noodles has become like this."

Lin Bai smiled and said, "Don't laugh at others. When you first arrived in the human world, you were like this when you tasted delicious food."

Demon King: "..."

The director shouted: "The next scene... the hero, you come here, here you want to kill five orcs... Design the action, and design the action for him to kill five orcs... By the way, Miss Bawanghua , please find five orc robots over here."

The Demon Queen captured five orcs without much effort: "You will be killed by him in a moment!"

The faces of the five orcs were all green with fright, oh, no, their faces were originally green: "Lord Demon King, spare your life!"

"It's not that you really want to die." The Demon King frowned and said, "The dagger in his hand is a prop dagger, and it won't kill anyone. When it hits you in a while, you will scream. This is a blood bag. In the chest, when you are stabbed, the blood bag will burst, and you will lie on the ground and pretend to be dead."

"We are the best at pretending to be dead!" The five orcs patted their chests: "Once we formed a team of ten to hunt in the forest and were chased by mammoth elephants. Ten of us lay on the ground and pretended to be dead. The elephant was deceived by us."

Lin Bai asked: "Isn't there ten people? And five more?"

The five orcs laughed and said, "The mammoth elephant stepped on the other five people, maybe they were pretending not to be the same."

Lin Bai covered his face. The IQ of these guys... he's meow, if he doesn't pretend to be dead, he runs away desperately. Maybe ten of them can survive, so I can only comfortably pat the five fools on the shoulder: "Act well, if you act well, this king will give you a favor."

The five orcs were overjoyed, so the fight scene began, and the five orcs were really stupid because they were stupid. Under the guidance of the lizardmen, the male protagonist stabbed five orcs down with gorgeous movements, and the fake blood bag burst open. The green slime inside was dripping all over the floor, and five orcs were feigning death in miserable shapes on the ground...

This kind of picture can only be done by computer in ordinary movies. But in Lin Bai's crew, it's all real-life shooting. 100% authenticity. There is no computer stunt at all, which is really awesome. The director and art director felt incredible about the authenticity of the props, but they could only accept the "robot" explanation because nothing else made sense.

Because of the excellent performance of the five orcs, the last one received two steamed buns as "the favor of the king" and left with gratitude.

The producers and directors are also very satisfied that these robot actors are dedicated to their performances without being paid. Two steamed buns can actually be sent, tsk tsk! anyway. Can robots eat buns? What are they happy about?

The next filming was also very smooth. On the way to the capital of kings, the male protagonist fought fiercely with crocodiles, harpies, slashed goblins, and even killed a black dragon... Well, the poor city lord, Lord Heilong It was also pulled out to play tricks. When its huge body like a hill appeared in front of the crew, the entire crew was shocked. How much does the black dragon of the machine have to be so realistic?

And such a powerful prop, the black dragon, was stabbed to death by the actor after only two minutes of acting. What a waste! This is a typical waste of money. If you replace it with a normal movie, a super giant prop like this should at least be used as an OSS.

Of course, to Heilong, he also had to give "the favor of the king". Lin Bai thought about it for a long time. This is the city owner, and he should not be poor. One or two steamed buns might not fool him. After thinking for a while, Lin Bai took out a large piece of Dove chocolate. Of course, this thing is a big piece for humans, but it is not as big as a fingernail for a black dragon. Lin Bai threw the chocolate into the big mouth of the black dragon.

Heilong closed his eyes, savoring the rich sweetness of the chocolate, and then lowered the faucet: "Respected Lord Demon King, the food you have given to your subordinates is really delicious... May I ask you any more? No? I have a sapphire here, I am willing to give it to the adults, I just ask the adults to give you another chocolate of the size just now, oh, only half the size..."

Lin Bai covered his face with his hands: My god, why don't you bring some chocolates when you go out? There is no chance of making a fortune. In the end, he still thought of a good way. He took out a "Xizhilang jelly" from his backpack and handed it to Heilong: "Sapphire is a fart? This king is an edible gem... If you don't believe it, try it."

The city lord of Heilong flew back to the cave with "Xizhilang Jelly" happily, and the sapphire the size of a pigeon egg fell into Lin Bai's pocket.

The filming is proceeding in an orderly manner~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The male protagonist is drinking in a human tavern, where he will meet the devil and make the devil fall in love with him. The "humans" in the tavern are all run by the demons. In order to show the atmosphere of the tavern, the cups in front of each extra performer are filled with real beer, which can be drunk casually when acting.

As a result... the demons who signed up to play tricks squeezed their heads. In order to drink a delicious beer, the entrance of the tavern where the filming was taken almost got into a fight. Countless demons crowded their heads, all wanting to go in to drink and act. Well-meaning producers are very sympathetic to these "residents who live in small towns in the mountains". Seeing how poor they are, they can get excited like this with a sip of beer. Well, let's just give a glass to each of the onlookers outside. So...then the king's favor once again spread all over the city!

The new Demon Lord is really a good Demon Lord!

This is the voice of all the monsters in Black Dragon City. (To be continued...)

ps: Thank you for a bowl of not enough reward 4952, Dao, the last moment, ice red tea reward 588, Amumu's indignation, Wangxi's sleepless, roaring, staying in memory, I eat tea eggs and reward 100

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