Superman Attack
: The devil is the driver
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Last night, a lot of book friends said that the father-in-law was really wronged. The father-in-law was trying to describe the harmonious love of the old neighbors!
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The people in the old street started to move one after another. The Haitang Mingyue Hot Spring Village has been completely completed and will be opened soon. The old neighbors plan to move back to live. Although Hao Lao lent them this street, it is not bad. The silver den is not as good as your own dog kennel, not to mention your own kennel is not a dog kennel. After reconstruction, the old street in the hot spring village has now become brand new, and every household can earn income in the hot spring village in the future. Dividends are distributed, and everyone is full of expectations for a new life.
Lin Bai didn't have anything to move. When he moved out from Laojie, he had nothing. Now he has nothing to move back in. Except for a few boxes of clothes, it is some electronic products. Replace with a new one.
Yunhui Hua Yao walked around the room at a loss: "Sir Xiaobai, I always feel like I want to move something, this table is very good, this chair is also very good, what a waste to throw it all here. …”
There is no such beautifully crafted chair in the Demon Realm, and the juniper flower demon always feels that everything in this room is very valuable and is reluctant to throw it away.
Lin Bai laughed: "These tables and chairs were originally not mine, they were the property of the former Jinzhu Gang. After the Jinzhu Gang disbanded, the original owner sold them to Hao Lao, so if they belonged to Hao Lao, of course they were returned to Hao Lao. Hao is old."
The juniper flower demon had to give up those tables and chairs, and finally she ran into the kitchen and hugged the faucet: "Sir Xiaobai, we should take the faucet away, as soon as this thing is turned on, there will be a steady stream of clean water flowing out. Yes. Feeding countless me... It's too wasteful to throw it here, and I don't want to leave it if I die."
Lin Bai covered his face. Nima, the key to the water coming out of the faucet is the water pipe connected to the back. Just taking away the faucet is for a bird... Forget it, there is no reason to talk about this flower, so Lin Bai could only comfort him: "It doesn't matter, there is also a faucet in the place to be moved."
The juniper flower demon was overjoyed: "Then let's take the current faucet too, don't we have two faucets?"
Lin Bai: "..."
Lin Bai finally knew what luggage he was going to carry, so let's carry this juniper flower that holds the faucet without letting go, pick her up and put it on his shoulders and walk out.
The juniper flower demon did not dare to resist the Demon King, and did not dare to struggle at all, but held out a hand. She cried out in the direction of the faucet: "Faucet, faucet..."
This scene is very tragic, making Lin Bai think of the flower girls who were captured by the Fusang devils in the anti-Japanese film, and they stretched out a hand like this, stretched out to their relatives, and screamed: "Mom, Dad... I don't want it. go to the devil..."
Lin Bai walked to the side of the street and threw the juniper flower demon into the big truck of the moving company. The two girls, Blood Phoenix No. 2 and Blood Phoenix No. 4, also jumped into the truck. They had nothing to move. People keep some habits of being a killer. That is, empty sleeves, coming and going like the wind, nothing is important to them except the pistols and knives they use to protect themselves.
Jin Qiaoqiao is the agent of Blood Phoenix II. Of course, she had to come to help with a big event like moving, but when she came, she realized that there was nothing to help. Instead, her 90-pound body had become the biggest piece of luggage on the Blood Phoenix No. 2.
The two grandparents of Iron Man also have to move along. Each of the two grandparents has a suitcase that can be transformed into a steel battle suit, and nothing else. In fact, Little Loli's suitcase had already been given to Lin Bai. It's just that it is still in the hands of Little Loli for the time being, and Lin Bai is not in a hurry to take it.
A group of people squeezed into the carriage of the big truck. Lin Baiqing nodded his head and found that the Demon King was not there, so he shouted into the room, "Bawanghua, where are you?"
There was a coquettish smile from the front of the car, and the Demon King turned around from the driver's seat: "I've already arrived."
Lin Bai sweated: "Hey, why are you driving? Where's the driver of the moving company?"
"The driver fell asleep in the passenger seat." The witch pointed to the seat next to her, and sure enough, an old driver was sleeping there. Lin Bai felt the fluctuation of magic from him, Nima's, he was hypnotized by the magic queen.
"No, you put him to sleep just to let yourself drive?"
"This king wants to try driving, is it fun!" The Demon King said with an undisturbed expression: "It seems to be very interesting."
"No!" Lin Bai screamed: "You don't even have a driver's license, you never learned it, don't drive your car into the Yangtze River."
Without waiting for Lin Bai to continue protesting, the Demon King stepped on the accelerator with one foot, and the big truck was violently launched, ramming out like a giant beast.
"I'll wipe!" Lin Bai turned around and said earnestly to the girls in the car, "Everyone, be ready to jump off the car at any time."
The two grandparents of Iron Man have battle suits to wear, and a rollover can't hurt them. Blood Phoenix No. 2 and Blood Phoenix No. 4 are both first-class killers. They have very agile skills. It should not be difficult to jump from a car with a speed of 70 to 80 kilometers per hour. On the contrary, the juniper flower demon was weak and soft, and looked like it was easy to hang at a glance. Lin Bai had no choice but to pull her over and hug her. If the car overturned, he would fly away with her.
This eccentric move attracted a lot of eyes, especially Blood Phoenix No. 4, who approached Lin Bai resentfully: "It's also a maid, I came before her, why do you prefer her?"
"Hey, it's not a question of who is biased. Do you have the ability to protect yourself? She doesn't."
"How can you protect yourself? Don't talk nonsense. She is just a weak woman and needs a warm embrace to protect her." At this moment, the car made a big turn, and the huge centrifugal force threw the Blood Phoenix No. 4 out, and it fell into a mess in the carriage.
"Pfft, hahaha!" Lin Bai pointed at her and laughed: "Deserving it."
This time, no one dared to spoof in the rushing big truck, and they all took care of their own safety. It is said that there are two kinds of drivers in this world, one is a good driver and the other is a female driver... The devil may not even be a female driver, she is not a driver at all, the big truck is rampaging on the riverside road like a reckless Niu, the Demon King doesn't know whether the car should go left or right, and can't understand traffic lights, let alone what kind of pedestrian crossings. All she knew was to press the accelerator, turn the steering wheel, and ignore everything else.
This kind of driving method is roughly similar to the way a two-year-old child drives a toy car. The fierce and violent appearance of the big truck frightened other cars, and the cars on the road stepped aside to give way to her. : "This king is just pulling the wind and driving, and everyone else will take the initiative to give way to this king."
Lin Bai couldn't help but complained: "You are driving a big truck, of course people will give way to you, if you drive a small car like this, let's see if anyone will let you? There must be someone who doesn't like your arrogant appearance. The big car cone collided with you on the spot, and you are solely responsible for it anyway."
The Demon King smiled and said: "It turns out that driving is to eat the weak, and the small cars have to give way to the big ones. Isn't this the same as the devil world?"
"What a bunch of nonsense!" Lin Bai was about to complain when suddenly startled, he pointed to the road ahead and shouted, "Be careful, there is a large fuel tanker ahead, don't hit it..."
Sure enough, there was a fuel tanker on the road ahead. It was a super-heavy one, and I don’t know how many tons it weighed. This thing might not even beat a tank. The big truck is a plate in front of the tanker. side dishes.
The Demon King drove the big truck straight at it, and had no intention of avoiding it at all.
Lin Bai gave a miserable snort, hugged the juniper flower demon tightly, and was ready to flash. Blood Phoenix No. 2 also picked up Jin Qiaoqiao, the two killers were ready to jump out of the car at any time, and the two grandsons of Iron Man held the suitcase tightly and planned to put on battle clothes...
The oil tanker on the opposite side was actually terrified. The driver had no hobby of colliding with others and honked his horn, but it was a huge model, and it was impossible to avoid it in an emergency, and it was not so flexible.
The big truck rushed in front of it, and it was about to hit it. Suddenly, the car lightened and flew into the sky... The huge truck flew up into the air, flew over the tanker, and then flew out of the tanker. The other side fell down, landed safely, and continued to drive forward.
The driver of the tanker was dumbfounded, and the pedestrians and vehicles on the entire Binjiang Road were dumbfounded.
The Demon King laughed proudly: "Hahahaha, are you scared? This king's superb speeding technology saved you all."
I'll give it a go, this is not a speeding technique at all, it's obviously a magic trick. Lin Bai is no longer able to complain. Well, although the Demon Queen is an unreliable driver, she is a Demon King after all. It is impossible to crash, it is just very scary.
Lin Bai rushed to the cab, pushed the demon king away, and sat in the driver's seat. Meow, although I don't have a driver's license, I can still lightly step on the accelerator and turn the steering wheel. It must be more reliable than her driving.
"What, grabbing other people's toys~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The Demon King pouted angrily.
"Don't use such a big thing as a toy, it will kill people." Lin Bai criticized her viciously and walked away. When he turned his head, he realized that the car was driving crookedly, and it was too late to slam on the brakes. , the car hit the guardrail on the side of the river, and the front of the car hit a groove and went down...
The Demon King laughed loudly: "Look, this king is fine after driving for a long time, but you have a car accident as soon as you drive, how dare you teach this king?"
Lin Bai: "..."
This matter is unreasonable, Lin Bai shook the old driver with a wry smile, first apologized to him, and then promised to buy him a better big truck again. The old driver lost his anger and drove the car again. up. Lin Bai took the messed-up Demon King back to the carriage, everyone sat side by side, and then laughed... (To be continued. . . )
ps: Thanks to the god-level Lei Feng, Zi Xinhan, and Symphony of the Night for 588 rewards, 200 rewards for swinging swords, 100 rewards for lazy cancer unfortunate teenagers, book friends, words and thoughts, Pluto Messenger, and Unreal Reincarnation
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