Superman Attack

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There must be something wrong, maybe the wrong way to get up this morning. Lin Bai looked at the iceberg beauty and felt guilty. She looked like Jiajia, and she didn't need to eat "Feng | Breast | Fat | Buttocks", but what happened to this face? Where is the mother Sang, who used to give people smiles every day and be careful with them? This ice cube-shaped face sells parallel mobile phones? Don't scare the customers away.

Seriously study her face, there is almost no makeup on it, and it is as beautiful as Qianqian, the only difference is that Qianqian's face makes people feel warm, but her face makes people feel cold, refusing to be thousands of miles away.

Lin Bai stood up, put down the bowl in his hand, and hummed: "Don't worry, this woman is indifferent on the outside, but she is passionate on the inside, I'm sure she gets along well, if you don't believe me, go and perform for you." A warm exchange of new neighbors'."

After making a terrific remark, Lin Bai stood up arrogantly, swaggered across the street, and a large group of women stretched their necks behind him, waiting to watch him perform.

Standing in front of Bingshan Beauty, Lin Bai smiled and said: "Hello, I'm the owner of Xiaobai's computer repair shop opposite. My name is Lin Bai. I will do business across the street in the future. We have to get along well." After he finished speaking, he blinked. Blink, wink.

"Ye Qing." Bingshan Beauty called out her name coldly, ignoring Lin Bai's wink, and glanced at the computer repair shop across the street, only to see a group of women sitting at the door of the shop in the clear sky and hot pot. , no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a serious road, and there is a look of suspicion in his eyes: "Your shop really repairs computers?"

Lin Bai thought to himself: Fake it, just pretend it hard. He smiled and said, "It's like a fake computer repair shop. If there is a problem with your computer, just bring it over for repair."

Bingshan Beauty frowned and said: "No matter how I look at it, I think your store is like a beauty salon. Is it possible that at night, the signboard for computer maintenance will be removed and replaced with the signboard of 'Xiaobai Beauty Salon'. The pink lights were turned on inside, and the women all changed into bright red and green clothes and began to attract customers. You are too careless, there is actually a little girl of eleven or twelve years old, who uses underage girls to do that kind of business. Beware of being sent by the sky. What are those two men who look like bodyguards in the next five big three? The thugs who show you the scene?"

After speaking, he sighed coldly: "What kind of sin have I done? It's really unfortunate that I have to run a small business across the door from a beauty salon."

"Pfft!" Lin Bai spat out the piece of hairy belly he just ate.

"Pfft!" The girls across the street squirted together. There are fish balls, mushrooms, and Wangzhongwang ham.

The female killer raised a murderous aura: "How dare you say I'm a beauty salon girl, I'm really courting death."

Violent Lolita raised the chainsaw in a rage: "It's wrong to say that I am a minor to do that kind of business based on subjective assumptions. A perfect program should be tested repeatedly, and with the correct prerequisites, can it give The correct result value, the broken procedure that draws the conclusion when the condition is not clear must be corrected. . . "

The flat-chested policewoman pulled out her pistol and checked the bullets inside: "I'm a glorious people's policeman, but she actually said that I'm a young lady. I'm going to arrest her for slander and imprison her for a month."

Qianqian blushed and didn't speak, but the Demon King laughed and didn't care at all.

The thief shouts to catch the thief? You can't immediately despise this business when you quit beauty salons. Lin Bai leaned close to Bingshan Beauty in cold sweat, and whispered, "Sister Jiajia, stop playing, you have played too much, the woman on the opposite side is coming over to kill."

"Jiajia?" Bingshan Beauty snorted coldly, "I don't know Jiajia, my name is Ye Qing, what are you doing so close? I'll call the police if you get closer."

"Okay, you're not Jiajia, I said Sister Ye Qing, really stop playing!"

"Hey, is it the police station? There's a man here pestering me and calling my sister familiarly. At first glance, he's not a good person. Please send a few people to arrest him." Bingshan Beauty actually called the police. Lin Bai was startled, so absolutely? Could it be that this is not Jiajia, am I mistaken?

"You don't need to call the police, I am." The flat-chested policewoman appeared in front of Bingshan Beauty, showed her police officer ID, grabbed Lin Bai's shoulders, and dragged him back to the door.

Everyone stared at Lin Bai's face: "This is what you said about being indifferent on the outside, warm on the inside, easy to get along with? Where did the warm communication with the neighbors go?"

Lin Bai covered his face with his hands: "Okay, I was wrong, the way I got up was wrong, and when I woke up, it would definitely be different."

The next day, Lin Bai got up early, opened the shutter door, and a golden sunlight slanted down. Today is a sunny day, the temperature will definitely be higher than yesterday, maybe it will exceed 30 degrees, he is wearing a short-sleeved T T-shirts and fat shorts, looking even more informal than the floral shirts of the Golden Bamboo Gang.

Looking across the street, I saw that the store opposite had already hung a sign. Unlike the illiterate people in the old street, Bingshan Beauty's store had a very high-level name called "A Piece of Bingxin". "Mobile phone shop" is written in small characters in small characters. This sign does not conform to the style of the old street, which fully shows that the owner is a young man.

Aunt Qin's hot pot, the old woman's rice noodles, and Xiaobai's computer repair said that they are not the same as "A Piece of Bingxin".

Lin Bai began to suspect that the way he got up today was wrong. It was a mobile phone store, and it should have been opened by Jiajia, but why has it changed from appearance to soul?

Even if the mobile phone store is open, it only took one day to decorate it, just whitewash the walls and set up the counter, and it can already be opened for business. Wen Qing also felt that such a decoration would be enough.

Lin Bai stretched out his hand to the demon king who had just woken up and went downstairs: "Give me the money, I'm going to buy a mobile phone."

The Demon King smiled and said: "You were repaired badly by her yesterday. It seems that something is wrong with you going to take care of her business today."

"I promised Jia Jia that I would be the first customer in her store. A man and a man, what you say counts."

"But that person isn't Jiajia, she's Ye Qing." The Demon King hung Lin Bai's neck with a smile: "What are you doing to her? It's better to kiss your wife and kiss your wife. We need to exchange feelings occasionally.”

"Crazy, as soon as I reach out to communicate my feelings, I will be bound by black chains, so I won't be fooled. Give me the money, anyway, I'm going to that store to buy a mobile phone."

The Demon King took out 10,000 yuan and put it in Lin Bai's hand: "You should also buy a better mobile phone and wear it as a face, every time you find a Nokia 8250, and let this king be a wife. Feeling ashamed."

"You're not my wife." Lin Bai snorted and walked across the street with the money.

The newly opened mobile phone store is still filled with a smell of decoration, including paint, paint, fresh wood and other flavors. It is said that if you stay in this kind of room for a long time, it is easy to get leukemia. Fortunately, the facade is different from ordinary houses. Likewise, the door is large and the room is sufficiently ventilated, the smell will dissipate faster, and it will be gone in about ten days. It is impossible to smell leukemia.

Bingshan Beauty was sitting behind a glass counter, and the glass window was filled with all kinds of mobile phones. Lin Bai couldn't tell whether these mobile phones were licensed or parallel. After all, they were mostly parallel imports, but there were also a small amount of licensed ones, and they had to have something for a temporary inspection. Fill the facade.

Feeling that someone entered the store, Bingshan Beauty stood up with a professional smile on her face, but when she saw it was Lin Bai, her icy face changed back: "Are you here again? I looked at it carefully last night, you The shop is really not a beauty salon. There are no red lights at night, and those girls didn't come out to entertain customers. It can be seen that I have wronged you. I am sorry for this. But I have no plans to be friends with you. Please don't come to harass you in the future. I."

Lin Bai is now even more uncertain about whether this woman is Jiajia, but this does not prevent him from fulfilling his promise, saying that to be the first customer of this store, he must do: "I'm here to buy a mobile phone, You don't even drive customers out, do you?"

So Bingshan Beauty's face showed a professional smile again: "It turns out to be a customer, then it's another matter, please take a look, I recommend this Shanxing mobile phone, 4.3-inch large screen, dual-core processor , the performance is first-class, the 5-megapixel camera has first-class resolution, and it can take beautiful photos~www.wuxiaspot.com~ only 1,000 yuan."

Lin Bai covered her face with her hands, this Bingshan Beauty is a liar, definitely a liar, she rarely has a serious face, but she is actually a vixen, nothing she said just now is reliable: "I said... 4.3 inches can be called A big screen? A dual-core processor dare to call it top-notch performance? A 5-megapixel camera shoots a vegetable basket? I don’t read much, so you can bluff me with a verse like ‘a piece of ice heart’, but I am a computer repairer after all, a technology product Or do you know a thing or two, that kind of broken thing can be worth 1000?"

Lin Bai flatly said, "I want a large-screen mobile phone with a screen size of 5.5 inches or more, a processor with four or more cores, preferably eight cores, and a camera with at least 13 million pixels, otherwise it will be hands-free."

A look of suspicion flashed on Bingshan Beauty's face: "The configuration you asked for will be very expensive, and you can't get it without three or four thousand." His eyes swept over Lin Bai's torn T-shirt and shorts, and that dangerlang took off as a Diaosi. 's look: "Do you really want to buy that?"

"Of course I really want it." Lin Bai put 10,000 yuan on the counter, and said loudly, "Brother is rich...hehehe...let's say hello to brother, and take care of your business in the future." He felt that the other party was Jiajia, but he was not sure, so Lin Bai had to treat her as an outsider for the time being.

Diaosi just can't have money. When she has money, she likes to pretend to be a force. Bingshan Beauty is unhappy when she sees his shy look. You need a vegetable basket for a mere 10,000 yuan? Can you take 10 million to deceive? Reluctantly, he picked up the latest Shanxing Note4 phone and handed it to Lin Bai: "Look at this one, it should meet your requirements. By the way, there are also Pear 6Plus, Huawei Mate7, Xiaomi Mi4 and other mobile phones that meet your requirements. Require……"