Superman Attack

Thanks to Roaring for rewarding 10,000 and being promoted to the post of Dharma Protector.

Thanks to g10000 for the reward of 1888, the folded wings' angel for the reward of 588, the sword to break the love for the reward of 200, the winter night without sorrow, I love chocolate sauce, and Yunqi Qinggu for the reward of 100

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Lin Bai is going to see his own snack bar, oh, to be precise, he invested 3% of the snack bar. This is the first time he has invested in his life, and he cannot carelessly handle it. So he got up early today and finished washing before dawn. Of course, he had to wear Armani for his underwear, and only Armani could wear it. The outside was still 25 yuan shorts and 15 yuan short-sleeved T-shirt. People feel happy when they see it.

Qianqian thought it was pretty good, since she was a child, seeing Lin Bai dress up like this, she felt that there was nothing wrong with her.

The two walked out of the door side by side, and within two steps, Miss Liu appeared in front. In the summer, before the sun comes out, it will be so hot to death, but Miss Liu still looks jeweled, elegant and generous, standing in the dim morning light. , at least not Lin Bai, he is always sweaty, like a dog with its tongue sticking out.

Miss Liu smiled and said, "Are you going to a university town? I'm going to school too, let's go together."

Lin Bai suddenly showed a proud smile of taking advantage of it: "Okay, there is a car."

Miss Liu is very resentful, so I am here to deliver the car?

When getting into the car, Lin Bai delusionally wanted to get Miss Liu to the front row, and he and Qianqian sat in the back row, but this evil idea was destroyed by Miss Liu, she drove Lin Bai to the front to be next to the black suit, The back row became the place where she and Qianqian had some intimate conversations between women.

The black suit was driving with a stern face. The two women chatted in a low voice and laughed lightly from time to time. Lin Bai was not fun by himself. Brother, come and smoke one, Soft China!"

The black suit did not dare to leave the steering wheel with both hands, so he stretched out his mouth to hold the cigarette, and Lin Bai lit him on fire. He only took a sip, and felt a smoky smell of scorched grass and scorched leaves coming from his nostrils. He coughed violently for a long time, and the car almost hit a telephone pole on the side of the road.

Lin Bai was taken aback: "I rub it, is it so serious? I smoke this cigarette every day, and I don't react as violently as you."

The black suit was about to cry: "Brother Bai, can you change my Yuxi? It's in the pocket of my shirt, you can take it yourself... If you have to disperse the cigarettes, there will be a carload of brothers behind, give them to them."

Lin Bai stuck his head out of the car window and looked back. Sure enough, there was a car behind him. It was full of black suits. All of them were Miss Liu's bodyguards. Since the last time Miss Liu was attacked, the number of bodyguards has increased. A car, the temperament of the rich is different, and the bodyguards all use the "car" as the unit of measurement. Lin Bai was very happy: "Okay, I'll send one to each of them after parking for a while."

After expressing that he would disperse the cigarettes, he was embarrassed to eat other people's cigarettes. Lin Bai quickly took out Yuxi from the pocket of his black suit, and lit it in the sunlight. Sure enough, there was no watermark of the Cosmos brand. Taste... Ah... After eating cigarettes for more than ten years, I finally understood what the word "scent" in cigarettes means. So the bag of Yuxi didn't return to the pocket of the black suit, Lin Bai used a casual movement to "naturally" put it into his arms.

When the university town arrived, the group got out of the car. All the black suits were covered with withered grass and soft Chinese. They dared not stop smoking the cigarettes that Brother Bai had scattered, because no one knew better than them that Brother Bai was in old man Liu and Liu. The position in the heart of the eldest lady. I can't afford it! Brother Bai, let everyone smoke weed. The smell of burnt withered grass wafts all over the street, which is truly terrifying, and ordinary people dare not approach it at all. This kind of smell can only be smelled once when every household burns sausage and bacon when the Chinese New Year is approaching.

Lin Bai walked at the front, smiled and said to passersby: "Everyone, don't worry, although this cigarette is choking, it does not contain nicotine..."

Miss Liu is a famous person in the university town. Everywhere she goes, people look at her with admiration. Although Qianqian is not well-known, she is also a Cinderella that everyone loves. It was a lot of pressure for Lin Bai to walk with them, and everyone automatically regarded him as a handyman who was even lower than his black suit.

The group came to the snack bar, and the huge rolling door shocked Lin Bai. Just looking at this door, they knew that the space inside was at least hundreds of square meters. to this point."

"It's not big, it's not big at all." Qianqian took out the key and opened the shutter door. With the sound of the door opening, Lin Bai probed inside. In the large store of more than 200 square meters, there is only less than ten square meters of space. Being used, a small counter is placed in the center of the store, with bubble tea, chocolate drinks, orange juice... Oasis in the desert.

Qianqian pointed at the tables and chairs and said, "Look, it's not big, it's just a little bit."

Lin Bai really wanted to ask Qianqian if the building was rented too big, only 10 square meters were used, and what was going on with the 200 square meters left? But then I thought: I am a fool recognized by Laojie, and Qianqian is recognized by Laojie as the most literate and smart person. How can I guess what she thinks? Forget it, don't ask.

Qianqian started preparations for the opening, wearing an apron and a headscarf on her head. As soon as she got dressed, her best friend Wenwen came. Lin Bai still remembered this little girl. She seemed to want to fall in love with Ye Xiao, a biology professor, and she didn't know if she would succeed or not. Wenwen greeted Lin Bai with a smile, and then put on work clothes and a headscarf. Together with Qianqian, they put the signboard "Oasis Snack Bar" outside the door, then wiped the tables and chairs, turned on the stove, and opened the refrigerator. He took out the meat skewers and put them in a soup pot to cook, giving off a mellow aroma... The two hard-working little girls only spent ten minutes to complete the preparation.

After a while, a customer came to the door. In fact, they are students from several nearby schools. Most of the students came in to buy a skewer and a cup of milk tea and took it to class. Of course, some people went to the Internet cafe after buying breakfast. Lin Bai seemed to see from them when he was in high school. If you don’t study hard, skip classes and go to Internet cafes, you will definitely have no future in the future. So he cursed them with malice: "Sooner or later you have to become Diaosi like me."

After the best time for business was over, Qianqian and Wenwen quickly took off their work clothes, moved the sign in from the outside, and closed the store. From this moment on, they turned back to students, and the two little girls were carrying Schoolbag Fei also ran towards Shuangqing University, as long as they run fast, they can catch up with the first class.

Lin Bai looked at their backs with reverence in their eyes. These two girls still remembered their studies when they were doing business. They were many times smarter than themselves. How would they go to school if they changed Lin Bai?

Someone like Qianqian would fly up the branches and become a phoenix sooner or later, and Lin Bai felt a little unworthy of her.

Miss Liu, who was standing beside her, also looked at Qianqian's back running away with admiration: "She is really an amazing girl."

Lin Bai was startled: "Huh? Miss Liu, why don't you follow along? You're not in class anymore?"

Miss Liu shrugged: "Even if I don't take a class, I can still get a degree."

Lin Bai: "..."

Well, everyone's equality is actually an empty phrase, and people are born unequal. A good girl like Qianqian can become a phoenix after struggling, but Miss Liu does not need to struggle to become a phoenix. Those who shout that everyone is equal should go to the Oasis Snack Bar to see the struggle history of Qianqian and Wenwen, and then look at Miss Liu who is talking sarcastically next to them, maybe they can see the reality clearly.

"The snack bar will not reopen until noon. Let's go to the amusement park while we are at this time." Miss Liu suggested.

"Don't go!" Lin Bai expressed serious contempt for this eldest lady who had been corrupted by capitalism.

"My treat." Miss Liu said.

"Go!" Lin Bai accepted the corruption of capitalism without hesitation.

So two rows of black suits cleared the way, and the jeweled, elegant and generous Miss Liu accompanied a Diaosi to the amusement park like a young daughter-in-law, shocking countless idlers on the way.

The university town has a very unique culture. Students are allowed to graffiti on the school walls of various universities, especially the school wall of Shuangqing Academy of Fine Arts. It is a place for future painters to play. Get in the way of them scribbling and scribbling, only the ones that are badly drawn will be erased.

Lin Bai saw a strange picture painted on the outer wall of the Academy of Fine Arts, a strange man wearing underwear | trousers and a mask on his sleeves, fighting with a horse monkey... The background is a rockery shaped like Wuzhi Mountain. The eccentric painting is very similar, and the undisguised Diaosi temperament almost gushed out of the painting.

Lin Bai pointed at the painting and said angrily: "I wiped it, the painting doesn't look like it at all, I remember that this man is very handsome, very heroic, very domineering, he is definitely a good man in a million, how could he be like this Diao? ?"

This sentence was said in a louder voice, and the students on the roadside of UU Reading www.uukanshu.com raised their middle fingers at him in unison: "Bullshit! This painting is clearly drawn to life, penetrating into the wood, and it profoundly reproduces the scene at that time. The situation, although no one from the outside world believes that such a thing has happened, but the students in our university town all know that it is a fact... In this world, there are heroes, and they come from the market."

Lin Bai: "..."

Going all the way forward, I found out that there is actually a popular hero culture in the university town. Masked heroes wearing underwear and pants are drawn everywhere, and these heroes are beating the monkeys. For example, in a fruit shop in front, the sign reads: "Monkey Monkey's favorite fragrant coke is on sale..."

The store that sells clothes hangs: "Imitate hero-style red underwear | Pants, 20% off."

There is a huge cloth monkey hanging at the door of the cloth doll shop, next to it is written: "Cloth horse monkey, buy it and beat it home, have a heroic addiction."

Students are the most receptive to new things. Even if the whole world does not believe that the battle that day was real, the students believe that it is enough.

Miss Liu suddenly took Lin Bai's arm and whispered, "If the girls in the university city knew that this hero was shopping with me, they would be jealous to death."

Lin Bai smiled: "I am very popular among girls?"

Miss Liu nodded.

Lin Bai is overjoyed, my brother is also a popular person, maybe he can beat a few schoolgirls who admire him to eat, and they can do whatever they want. Just thinking about it makes me a little excited.

(The boy prays to Buddha for a recommendation ticket)