Superman Attack

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When it comes to wealth, everyone has a different attitude. The Chinese nation is actually a very dignified nation. Since ancient times, it has not bowed its waist for five buckets of rice, has not moved people's hearts for money and silk, and does not confuse its eyes for money. It has been sung for thousands of years. Unfortunately, in modern times, they were brainwashed by the "mercantilism" of foreign devils, and those who were washed over and over again only washed out people like Lin Bai. As long as one million huge sums of money were mentioned, Lin Bai's pupils would turn into copper coins. shape…

Hua Butterfly smiled wryly, the masked hero who was so windy just now can't focus his eyes now, and he walks in a fluttering way. No one's pupils turn into copper coins and can walk normally, not even Superman!

"Take me to Brother Dangdang, what's the ink?" Lin Bai was in a hurry, how could he not be in a hurry in the face of the huge amount of Diaosi?

Hua Butterfly asked all the minions under her to heal the wounds. Don't follow. She and Lin Bai walked out of the slum together and got into Hua Butterfly's car, a red Land Rover Freelander 2, a very beautiful car. , worth about 450,000 yuan, but unfortunately Lin Bai didn't know Land Rover, and was very dissatisfied with the shape of the car, and said with contempt: "You are a woman, why do you drive a silly car? Women should drive a red convertible sports car. , to be streamlined, and then put on sunglasses, let the wind blow the long hair behind the head, so that it is enough to show off."

It makes no sense to talk to this guy. Hua Butterfly used to admire Lin Bai and Bawanghua very much, and always felt that these two people were unfathomable, and there was a feeling that they were regarded as gods, but now looking at Lin Bai like this, It's not quite right, God has fallen from the sky and looks like a human being, but I don't know why, such a person is more likable. At least Hua Butterfly doesn't like gods, she only likes people.

The car drove to Brother Dangdang's den, Hua Butterfly turned his head, and said in a full of **** voice: "Brother Bai, after you earn one million, can you renew a contract with me and be my bodyguard in the future? , the price is definitely negotiable. Or simply do something for the Butterfly Gang, and I will give you a share of the money that the gang makes in the future."

I thought Lin Bai, a greedy guy, would agree immediately, but he didn't expect Lin Bai to say, "No."

"Scared? Why don't you do it? You... don't... love money?" Hua Butterfly was at a loss.

"Fool, or what kind of intellectual underworld? I think it's a foolish underworld." Lin Bai raised his legs, and his 43-size slippers were dangling in front of the Land Rover's dashboard: "Brother earned a million dollars. , In the days to come, if you want to eat and drink spicy food and make beautiful women, why do you have to work for others? Wow, hahaha... From now on, it will be a happy time to enjoy."

The reason why Diaosi is Diaosi is not just because they have no skills. The most important problem is that they are not aggressive. The rich are safe. , there is really no need to exhaust yourself in order to make a lot of money. In harsh words, this quality is laziness, in pleasant words, it is free and easy.

Hua Butterfly's eyes widened, her heart was full of surprise, and she felt a sense of admiration for Lin Bai. She finally understood what a dashing life was. The man in front of her lived a straightforward and comfortable life. He was truly self-willed. And live, so that we can live happily and comfortably.

In fact, when she thinks about it carefully, she is such a person herself. She just wants to run her own little butterfly gang, do some illegitimate small business, and make some small money to be happy. Maybe...just maybe...Lin Bai and she are the same people, but they are different in their free and easy levels. Lin Bai is more dashing.

Suddenly, a strange cell phone rang: "All Diaosi rushed forward bravely, I understand that I must be useful by nature, all Diaosi rushed forward bravely, no one is only worthy of being an audience..."

Lin Bai took out the mobile phone from his trouser pocket and smiled at Hua Butterfly: "Oh, answer the call, you can continue driving, don't mind me."

Hua Butterfly felt a little dizzy in her head, what is this ringtone? It hurts too much.

Just as Lin Bai put the phone to his ear, a flat-chested policewoman's eager voice rang out: "Xiao Bai, where are you? Is the Overlord Flower by your side? Give her your phone quickly."

"Hey, why are you looking for Bawanghua to call me? Call her directly."

"I don't know her phone number."

"Cut, then I'm going to die. I'm making a lot of money outside, don't bother me."

"Don't!" The flat-chested policewoman hurriedly said: "It's the same with you. Our police are in a little trouble now. Could you do me a favor and go and invite the Overlord Flower. I brought the certificate of bravery with me. As long as you are willing to persuade Bawanghua to help, this certificate will be filled with your name immediately."

Lin Baiqi said, "What is a certificate of courage and courage?"

"It's just to prove that you are a good man who is righteous and brave, and you have a big certificate. You can't do it."

"Just a certificate? Is there any money to give it?"

"I don't have the money to send it, but this certificate is very useful. You can take it out when you take the civil service exam, and you can get extra points in the interview..."

"Crazy! Do you think I'm someone who can take the civil service exam?"

Lin Bai used to despise this flat-chested policewoman's chest, but now she despises her brain, she is not smart.

The flat-chested policewoman said anxiously, "How can you be like this? It's wrong to link everything to interests. You should contribute to the country, the people, and the society..."

Lin Bai cut off the phone. He didn't want to listen to the next words. Maybe it was a brainwashing of more than 100 million words. Talking to this woman would lower his IQ. He was often worried that if he fell and hit his head, he would become as stupid as the protagonist in "Forrest Gump", and now he found that speaking with a flat-chested policewoman was equally dangerous.

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When the flat-chested policewoman heard the busy tone on her phone, she knew that Lin Bai had hung up the phone. Just as she was about to call again, she heard a burst of automatic rifle fire. The glass of the police car used as a shield was all shattered. The glass **** flew around, and the flat-chested policewoman quickly folded her head into a ball with her hands, protecting her delicate little face. If you can't see your chest, you can only rely on your face to make a living. Before you successfully marry a good man, you must not spend it.

After more than ten days of investigation and evidence collection, and with the help of tainted witnesses, the flat-chested policewoman finally found Dangdang's nest, and with dozens of police cars, surrounded Brother Dangdang and a group of confidants with floral shirts in the speakeasy. Unexpectedly, Dangdang and this group of people are equipped with such powerful weapons as AK47. This group of **** triads is heavier than the police's firepower. And they also have riot shields, which are like setting up shields to shoot police cars with AK47s... Is this a battlefield or a downtown area?

In fact, Dangdang's group usually dare not take firearms to the streets, but they were made dumplings by the police, and they had to move all the firearms out of the warehouse, which became a nuisance.

After the other party finished sweeping, the flat-chested policewoman picked up the big microphone and shouted to the inside: "You are surrounded, hand over the hostages, come out and surrender, I will plead with the judge to reduce your crimes..."

Brother Dangdang picked up the microphone in the bar, pushed the two loudspeakers to the door, and said with a grim smile: "Don't lie to me here, I'm guilty of a lot of crimes this time, illegally buying and selling guns and ammunition, gathering people to fight, picking quarrels and provoking trouble, extortion and extortion. , fraud, intentional injury, illegal detention, gambling... Hehehe! If I get caught, I will die. You ask the judge for a fart... Listen to me, quickly remove the encirclement and send a car to take me out of the city Otherwise, all the hostages in the bar will die."

The flat-chested policewoman slammed the microphone on the ground: "What kind of underworld is he? He should be a prosecutor, and the legal terms are more familiar than me. Where is the negotiator? Why haven't you come yet? Good at negotiating with people.”

A small criminal policeman huddled behind the police car, trembling all over: "Sister Zhou, the negotiator encountered a traffic jam..."

The flat-chested policewoman frantically said, "Where's the Armed Police's Internal Guards?"

The little criminal policeman wiped his sweat and said, "The armed police and internal guards are also stuck in traffic... Our Shuangqing City is also called a mountain city. There is no flat land, and the roads are all ups and downs, and traffic jams are always a thing."

As soon as she heard the words "Pingdier", the flat-chested policewoman wanted to slam her head against the wall, and said weakly, "Okay, forget about that useless negotiator, and think of a way for me to rescue the hostages."

The little criminal policeman said with a sad face: "Sister Zhou, AK47 is the gatekeeper, how can we save it?"

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Hua Butterfly's Land Rover couldn't go any further. There was a traffic jam in front of him, and the car incarnation was jammed on the highway for several miles. It was impossible to clear it without spending an hour. Countless anxious drivers are honking their horns, and the sound of one after another makes people feel irritable. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

Lin Bai is also very restless. My brother is on his way to the road of happiness that earns one million yuan. How dare you block me in traffic? Block your vegetable basket. No, I can't sit here, Lin Bai pushed open the car door and walked down: "I'll run over, Hua Butterfly, just follow slowly and see the result."

After speaking, without waiting for Hua Butterfly to agree, he strode forward, turned into a phantom, and ran away without a trace.

Hua Butterfly was stunned, and quickly pushed open the car door and jumped out, running towards Brother Dangdang's headquarters.

When Lin Bai ran to the destination, he saw from a distance that the most realistic police and bandit shootout film of 20XX was being staged there. When the group huddled in a dark bar, there were several riot shields lined up at the entrance of the bar. Flower shirts held guns and shot outwards from behind the shields. The police cars parked on the street had been beaten into beehives, and many private cars parked indiscriminately had also suffered bad luck.

"Damn it, the current gangsters are such a bunker?" Lin Bai was taken aback, stopped and sighed, "Is it too arrogant?"

I saw the flat-chested policewoman shrinking behind a tattered police car, her face full of helplessness. The policemen next to them also hid behind their bunkers, and no one dared to show their faces. Brother Dangdang and his group were proud and shouted loudly with a microphone: "The police outside, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and send a few cars to take us out of the city, otherwise, we will start killing hostages, and finally give you ten minutes. …”

Lin Bai sighed lightly. It seems that this time he is going to get a certificate of courage and courage. According to the flat-chested policewoman, it will be easier to take the civil service exam with this certificate. Should I take the exam?

(Seeing the righteousness and courage to ask for a recommendation ticket)