Superman in Marvel

"I just almost died!"

"You abandoned me!"

"Don't save me until you die!"

"Are we friends?"

Joe and Quil were walking, and Quil kept mumbling in Joe's ears in aggrieved ways.

Joe was so annoyed by Quill that he stopped and turned around to stare at Quill.

After watching for a few seconds, Quil was so stared at that he said unnaturally: "Why are you staring at me?

Let's go quickly. It's getting dark. We're in a garbage dump now. I don't want to spend the night here!

I really don’t know why you don’t take me to fly to the city!”

After saying that, Quill walked out.

Seeing Quill walking honestly, Qiao smiled and followed him.

It’s not that he didn’t bring Quilfly with him. He’s just a big fat guy now. If he doesn’t exercise more, how will he be a superhero in the future?

Every superhero has muscle pimples on their body, and they have a normal and healthy body shape no matter how bad they are. But he is good, he is seriously overweight!

If Quill had not been with him for the past five years, he would not have recognized that this man was Star-Lord of the future Guardians of the Galaxy if he had stood in front of Joe!

He is 1.88 meters tall, weighs 120 kilograms, and is extremely fat!

He has a big belly and likes to pick up women.

Every time after success, I would show off to Qiao with excitement, saying how attractive I was.

Qiao still doesn’t know, is hooking up with a girl the reason for his good looks?

He didn’t pay for it!

Yondu probably hardly recognizes Quill now!

When they were about to leave, Joe felt that he should do something, otherwise Quill would be finished sooner or later, so he did not fly over with Quill directly this time, and walked more to let him exercise, otherwise he would definitely be caught and exchanged for rewards in the future.

gold!

But you can't say for sure.

Joe studied Quill carefully.

The face on Quill's bounty was from five years ago. Anyone who came after the two and saw Quill was killed. His face now looks unrecognizable even if he is not particularly familiar!

"I don't know if Quill did it on purpose." Joe thought in his mind, "Maybe he made himself fat on purpose so that others wouldn't recognize him and wouldn't arrest him. After all, he is so valuable..."

After walking for nearly five hours, the two finally entered the city. It was already slightly dark and the city was brightly lit.

During the rest of the journey, Joe got tired of walking and floated in the sky, holding the rope and letting Quill pull him along.

There were some twists and turns when entering the city.

The city was closed to the outside world, and thick steel walls were built to prevent scavengers from the garbage dump from entering the city.

Qiao still found a remote corner, checked to see if there was anyone in the city, and finally drew a circle with his eyes before the two of them entered the city.

"It's so lively here!" After entering the city, Quill was excited again and no longer tired. He looked at the people coming and going and said excitedly to Joe: "Let's go to the bar to relax!"

Joe nodded indifferently. He was used to it. Whenever Quil went to a place, the first place he went to was the bar. He wanted to go to the bar to catch girls.

The result is always disappointing, and then I plunge into a block full of red lights...

"You don't need to look, I'm the best at finding bars! I'll take you there."

Joe habitually used his super vision to find the bar, but Quill stopped him.

He pulled Qiao and turned left and right in the city. The two of them soon arrived in front of a bar.

"Well, what I said is right!" Quil said with a show off face, "I can smell the aroma of wine here from a long way away!"

Joe ignored him and walked into the bar first.

After sitting in the booth, Quill's eyes became restless and turned around, looking for his target.

Joe held the wine glass, took a sip, looked at Quill's fat face, and thought about how to arrange him.

After five years of getting along, Joe had unknowingly regarded him as a friend. Now he was really worried that Quill would be caught soon after he left.

Although his current appearance has changed a lot from before, who knows what weird technology aliens have. Maybe they can detect Quill's identity through genetic testing from a long distance away without looking at his face.

!

Quil didn't know what Joe was thinking. He was looking for the target, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

"Hey!" Quil patted Joe, pointed at a woman and said, "That one is pretty!"

Joe looked over.

It was a woman with a ponytail, her appearance was similar to that of a human, with patterns on her face and wheat-colored skin.

"Come on, you can't handle it. Look at her, her muscles are more developed than your fat body! She looks like a powerful female warrior at first glance!"

Joe knew the woman Quill was referring to, Valkyrie from Thor III.

"Female warriors are good!" Quil became even more interested after hearing this. "Female warriors are more powerful. She's good at getting up and down. It's up to me!"

Quill stood up with a smile, his fat body shaking, and walked towards Valkyrie.

Qiao sat there and laughed, "It's better to let you suffer some physical pain, so as not to go and hook up with women when you see them later, and sooner or later you will suffer a loss!"

Joe is very confident that Quill will only suffer a little physical pain. With him here, no matter how strong the Valkyrie is, he can save Quill.

"Hey, are you drinking alone?" Quill walked to Valkyrie's side, approached her slightly and said.

Valkyrie was already a little drunk. She looked at Quill with misty eyes. She didn't recognize this fat man in her memory, so she said: "Get out!"

"Beauty, it's boring to drink alone. Let's drink together." Quil said and put a hand on Valkyrie's shoulder.

Feeling the arm on his shoulder, Valkyrie calmly drank the wine in his glass, then stood up and kicked Quill in the crotch.

"Oh~"

Quill covered his crotch with a look of pain and curled up on the ground.

"Wow, someone actually provokes Valkyrie. He must be new here!"

Some people around him shouted.

"He's going to be in trouble!"

"Hahaha~"

A group of people laughed out loud.

"Hiccup~"

Valkyrie burped. She lifted Quill up unsteadily, looked at him and said, "Which hand touched me just now? I want to chop it off."

"I'm sorry, I'm his friend. He got drunk and went crazy. I apologize to you on his behalf." Joe rushed over at this time, "Let me take him away for you."

"No, he can't leave until I chop off his hand!"

Valkyrie's steps were light, but he still held Quill and said, and at some point he took out a knife with his other hand, "Which hand is it from?"

"It's not necessary!" Joe said with a smile. He stretched out his hand and pinched the blade of the knife in Valkyrie's hand. He used a slight force to break the blade. "Look, your knife is broken. It seems that you won't be able to chop today."

His hand!"

Looking at the remaining hilt of the knife in his hand, Valkyrie suddenly came to his senses:

"Who are you?"

she asked coldly.

This knife is no ordinary knife! She brought it from Asgard, and it is considered a magical weapon. Unexpectedly, it was easily broken by the man in front of her!

Making a defensive posture, Valkyrie looked at Joe with a serious face.

"I'm just an ordinary person."

Joe said with a smile.