[Vomit... , Lao Tzu spit on the keyboard...

] [Brother, you're okay, I watched it while lying on the bed, I vomited on my wife's body, what should I do?It's really troublesome, let go of the gas first, go wash my wife...] [Brothers, are you all throwing up?, why am I okay, by the way, I also ordered a portion, this will eat the old fragrance

...] [Nimayo, I can't stand it, I'll go calm down for a while!

] [True Red Chicken...]

...

Hongyi glanced at the barrage, but he didn't expect so many people to vomit.

After some repairs, he dialed an ambulance and pushed the woman in the ambulance out of the hospital gate, and several people came to the emergency gate of the hospital.

When I opened the door, I was greeted by a strong smell of rotting and moldy.

The entire emergency hall was empty, the floor was full of dust, and the white walls had turned black.

After a few people walked in cautiously.

"Bang!"

there was a loud bang, and the door behind him slammed shut.

Ye Gucheng hurriedly turned around, pulled the door hard, and said with a gloomy expression: "It's weird, the door can't be opened!"

"Uh... It seems that this..."Qin Lan hadn't finished speaking.

The lights in the entire hall suddenly lit up blindly.

Several of the people who took the photo had to cover their eyes.

The eyes, which had been accustomed to the darkness, were suddenly flashed by the light, and the instinctive darkness in front of them was pitch black.

After getting used to it.

Take your palms off and open your eyes.

The scene changed dramatically.

The emergency hall, which was originally empty, was brightly lit at this time.

The weirdest thing is.

The hall was full of people, including patients queuing up for registration, nurses at various positions...

And the hall was full of dust, and it was as clean as new at this time.

"Amitabha, it seems that this hospital used to listen to fire!" Hongyi said coldly.

Qin Lan glanced at him speechlessly.

This monk is really not normal.

Isn't

it time to say this? Don't you feel terrified? Don't you

feel strange that there are so many more people for no reason

?" "How many people? Are you registering or are you going to see a doctor?" At this time, a reception nurse at the front desk came to Hongyi's side.

"Oh, we don't..." Qin Lan was about to speak.

The poor monk has been a little uncomfortable for the past two days. Hongyi took the lead in saying.

The reception nurse smiled sweetly, stretched out her hand and pointed to the registration window, and said, "Just go to the queue on which side, I wish you a happy doctor..."

There were also two people in the front line, a middle-aged woman and an old lady.

Hongyi and the others lined up behind the old lady.

"Hang up first, let's see what the hell it is!" At this time, Hongyi took out a few jade Buddha statues from his bag and handed them to a few people, saying:

"This thing has been opened by the poor monk, you take the self-defense, and it seals 2% of the spiritual power of the poor monk, and after improvement, it can automatically send out 2 attacks."

Ye Gucheng took the Jade Buddha in surprise, and the moment he got it, he could clearly feel that the whole person's heart seemed to be calm, and the slightest physical discomfort caused by vomiting just now disappeared directly.

"Wow! This thing is so cold, it's so cool on the body, Hongyi, we can sell it! One nine points?" Han Xiaomei took the Jade Buddha around her neck and stuffed it in... (The Jade Buddha is so happy!), said with some excitement.

This little girl finally found out in her conscience and understood that it was not easy for the poor monk

?"Hehe, how about me nine and you? It's fair enough!"

Squinted and glanced at Han Xiaomei with disdain, give you a look, you can experience it yourself

! Han Xiaomei didn't feel particularly scared, anyway, there was a monk here, and no ghosts could hurt her, so she would be in charge of the live broadcast!

At this time, the old lady in front of her may have heard everyone's voices and slowly turned her head.

Seeing

the old lady, Rao is Hongyi couldn't help but be startled.

It was a face that had been burned beyond recognition, the whole face was full of wrinkled burn marks, one eye was sealed with flesh, the two lips were burned and could not be closed at all, and the yellow teeth were exposed.

"Ahem... Young people coming to see a doctor?" the old man's voice was hoarse, as if his throat was stuck in his eyes, which made people get goosebumps when they heard it.

"Amitabha, didn't the old man come to see a doctor too?" Hongyi replied.

Who knew that the old man suddenly took his hand and said in a low voice: "Young man, hurry up, it's very dangerous here, and you won't be able to leave if you register."

After speaking, he looked around with a somewhat uneasy expression, and made a gesture to Hongyi to leave quickly, then turned his head and stopped talking, and lined up quietly.

After a while, the old man finished registering and let go of the registration window.

His eyes swept a few people with evil intentions, and inadvertently made a palm to cut his neck, smiled, and lowered his head and walked to the elevator next to him.

Qin Lan was covered in white hair and sweat by this old lady.

This Nima is too scary

! But this girl can't go by herself! I can't

help but reach out and hold Hongyi's robe tightly.

Well, that's a little more reassuring.

"What department do you want?" asked the nurse with a smile at the window.

Hongyi pondered for a moment, raised his head and said, "Is there a special treatment for infertility, poor monk..."

"This friend of the poor monk has been infertile for more than 20 years, and he came here today, so be sure to hang an expert number for us!"

Qin Lan: "..."Convex (艹艹艹)

The old lady has to ...

I'm only 30 years old, okay!

I've been infertile for more than 20 years...

Ahh

The old lady really wants to pinch you to death...

How do you know about infertility

? Phew, you are infertile, your whole family is infertile!

"Oh? We have a department dedicated to infertility in our hospital, is she the only one to see?" the female nurse then asked.

Under Ye Gucheng's bewildered eyes, Hongyi pulled him to the window.

"This one, hang the same department!" Now

the female nurse was stunned!

A big man is also infertile?

"Men don't have this department?" The nurse said expressionlessly.

"Uh... What is he... You know!" Hongyi reached out and pressed Ye Gucheng, who wanted to speak.

"Urology! The registration fee is 30 for two people, cash or scan the code?" Hongyi

took out his mobile phone and paid happily.

Ye Gucheng felt a little hypoxia in his brain while holding the registration list

!【Urology: The symptoms are suspicious!】

Lao Tzu's Hongyi patted him on the shoulder, and said seriously: "It's okay, it's not all for work, you see, the poor monk is a monk, it's not appropriate to hang this number, besides, you can take a look if you don't have it, prevent it..."

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