[Knock on the blackboard! Old ghost
!] [233333, why do I want to laugh so much!] [
Old lady: Blame me... Are you still reasonable to scare me to death
?] [Horror Soul Exploration Program, How Do I Feel Watching the Northeast Duo Turn?]
[Laughing out of the pig cry in the middle of the night...
] [Usually ghosts bully people, but since I watched Master Hongyi's live broadcast, I found that ghosts are not so terrible!] [
Brothers! I plan to come to a mass grave for a small barbecue tomorrow night, do you want to come?Address: No. 233, Yangcheng 9th Road, WeChat ID: 520mimi].
[Brother, your WeChat account exposes your true nature!]
...
The elevator stopped, and the -3 floor was displayed on it, waiting for Hongyi and the others to come out of the elevator.
The hallway was very clean.
The lights are bright.
It doesn't look like it's been abandoned for years.
But what's a little weird is that there aren't even people in the corridor clean.
"Hey, where's the nurse?'
Is there anyone on duty?" "Is there anyone who can catch his breath?"
Qin Lan glanced at him speechlessly.
Consciously keep a distance of 2 meters from him.
This monk is more dangerous than a ghost.
Since Hongyi came to this hospital, he seems to have let himself go.
He could feel that the whole hospital was full of ghosts, and he quietly opened the sky to take a look.
Forget it, it's better to close it!
The entire hallway was covered in dried blood.
It's pitch black.
Still don't open and look comfortable.
A few people walked around the corridor, but there was no one.
"Huh, isn't this the urology department? There's a voice inside, listen!" At this time, Qin Lan pointed to a sign at the door and said, and several people put their ears on the door.
Suddenly, an indescribable voice came out.
This voice is heart-warming, and at the same time, there is a little shyness mixed in with it.
"Hmm... Yes...... Uh-huh... One library...
"Listening to this voice, it is actually Teacher Feng's rare treasured infantry..."Ye Gucheng closed his eyes and muttered.
It's just that as soon as the words came out, I felt that something was wrong.
I saw that the three of Hongyi were staring at him with surprised expressions.
"Ahem... I—" The atmosphere was a little awkward.
What the fuck ...
Stinky mouth, just listen to it, you have to make a sound, exposed, right?
I can't help but want to smoke myself with a big mouth!
However, Mr. Feng treasures the infantry...
"Hmph! I didn't expect you to be such a Ye Gucheng!scumbag..."Hongyi snorted coldly.
Ye Gucheng: "I..."
This should also be said by two sisters!
What qualifications do you have as a monk to say about me?
I, Ye Gucheng...
Isn't it okay to take it? It's all to blame on the people in this room, what are you looking good at? Isn't it good to look at Xiyang? Or is it that the cat and mouse don't smell good?"
"Bang bang bang..."
Ye Gucheng turned around and began to slam
the door!" "Open the door...
After waiting for a long time, the door slowly opened!
I saw a beautiful doctor wearing a white coat, silver-rimmed glasses, and black smooth stockings open the door.
"Who will see the doctor?" the beautiful doctor's voice was gentle with a hint of domineering.
Ye Gucheng stepped forward in an instant.
"I... Ye Gucheng to see a doctor!"
reached out and plucked the ends of his hair, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a cynical smile.
The words are full of confidence and domineering.
Huh....
As soon as this posture came out, all the beauties had to kneel down!
"Oh?" The beautiful doctor took the registration slip handed over by Hongyi next to him, glanced at Ye Gucheng with a strange look, and said in a light tone: "
It's you?"
"That's right, it's down!"
"Oh, come in then, how long has X been dysfunctional?" The beauty finished her sentence without emotion, and turned her head into the ward.
The lonely city of Leaves was sad at the door!
Although the beautiful doctor did not stipulate whether girls could come in, after all, it was a urology department, such a hidden location.
When Hongyi asked if the two wanted to go in together, Han Xiaomei and Qin Lan shook their heads like rattles.
Joke.
Why are we going in
? Do you monkey wheels?
Hongyi accompanied Ye Gucheng into the consultation room.
Stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, and he could see that although he knew it was fake, it was obvious that Ye Gucheng was a little nervous.
"Don't be afraid! there are no outsiders here!" Hongyi comforted.
By the way, he gave him a wink, meaning to cooperate with me, don't startle the snake.
Ye Gucheng: "..."
Shouldn't you cooperate with me?
If I'm not mistaken, my name is on the registration list."
There is no way, as a glorious front-line soul exterminator of the Spiritual Bureau, it is necessary to have this spirit of self-sacrifice, all for the sake of the organization.
Ye Gucheng pursed his lips and nodded vigorously: "En, don't be nervous
!" "Sit!" The beautiful doctor sat behind a desk, stretched out her hand and raised her glasses, looked at the registration list and said, "How long has it been since you found out..."
"Amitabha, how many years have it been?" Hongyi said nonsense.
Acting has to be realistic.
It's all about the excess.
"Huh, how many years have you been in the hospital?" the beautiful doctor finally raised her head and said in some surprise.
Ye Gucheng looked at Hongyi again.
Come on, you keep making it up, I'll see what you can make up.
"Alas..." Hongyi was a little distressed.
"It's hard to put into words!" the
beautiful doctor blinked wide-eyed, waiting for Hongyi to continue.
Just waited for a long time, and the monk in front of him just shook his head and sighed, without saying a word.
Ye Gucheng also looked at Hongyi with disdain.
You can't do it either!
I think you're pretty good at making it up?
Hehe, I'll answer the next question myself.
Raising his eyebrows, he glanced at Hongyi and pointed at himself secretly.
Hongyi nodded understandingly.
"What are the symptoms?" asked the beautiful doctor again.
"What symptoms?" Ye Gucheng was stunned.
I saw that the beautiful doctor frowned slightly, and said with some annoyance: "Yes, what are the symptoms of your X dysfunction, I can tell you, this matter can be big or small, you must answer truthfully, otherwise we will not be responsible for using the wrong medicine."
Ye Gucheng covered his head in pain and carefully pulled Hongyi's robe.
I'm so hard....
Lao Tzu has never had X dysfunction! The
ghost knows what the symptoms are!
Special meow, all of them are dysfunctional, can they still have symptoms
? Hongyi is also confused, is this such a private question for seeing a doctor?
Poor monk...
Poor monks....
Master Ye, the poor monk can only be sorry for you, just go ahead and make it up!
Anyway, the deceitful ghost shouldn't be considered to break the vows, right?"
"Ahem..." Hongyi glanced at Ye Gucheng with some embarrassment, and then said: "This... "
Does blood in the urine count?"
After a long silence, the monk came.
Beautiful doctor: "..."
Ye Gucheng's eyes widened, and he looked at him with a confused expression, he couldn't believe his ears.
What did this monk say just now
? urine and blood?
Death will show you believe
it or not? Believe it or not?
In the future, Lao Tzu will not go on a mission with this monk again, and Lao Tzu will be a fake Ye Gucheng!
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