Superstition in crowds? Officer, we are really cultivating

Amidst the exclamations of”Fuck the meat bomb tank!”, the confident expression of the little fat boy Zhou Qi became stiff.

“Meat……”

“Meat bomb tank?!”

He looked at the classmates around the track in disbelief, with grief and anger on his face.

Am I a human bomb tank?

I am so fast, I am clearly the most amazing person in the world, how can you slander me like this?

“It’s too much, simply too much!”

Zhou Qi felt that his dream was about to be shattered.

He didn’t even notice that he had crossed the 100-meter finish line, and was still running around the track at a fast speed.

While running, Zhou Qi was still mumbling Talking to yourself

“I treat the world with sincerity, and the world treats me with evil”

“People’s hearts are unpredictable”

“Are they jealous of my heroic running, so they don’t want to admit that I am a great person in the world?”

“Alas, I know that classmates and so on are all superficial brothers.”

“Those of us who believe in Daojun Qingxuan are the true brothers.”

While Zhou Qi continued to run, the entire playground became quiet. All the students in the playground were staring at Zhou Qi blankly, with only one thought in their mind.

“How can this fat man run so well?”

“How far has he run?”

“There are too many to count. There must be at least ten circles.”

“Hasn’t he slowed down yet? Damn it, this is the best running fat guy I have ever seen!”

At this time, Zhou Qi finally came to his senses, slowed down his pace, looked at the playground with doubtful eyes, and asked the camera in a low voice.

“Brothers, why are they all looking at me with such strange eyes?”

“Have they finally noticed how handsome I am?”

At this time, the group of Qingxuan Daojun was also silent.

After a while, someone gave Zhou Qi an answer.

“I guess they were frightened rather than handsome.”

“Brother, you ran more than ten laps in a row and your speed didn’t slow down, you know?”

“If you run like this, breaking the world record is as easy as eating and drinking. The sports world of Dragon Kingdom may be about to welcome the fattest superstar.”

“Dude, you are going to be awesome.”

After saying that, before Zhou Qi could come to his senses, all the physical examination teachers on the playground were like hungry wolves seeing fresh meat, and they all gathered around him.

“Genius, genius!”

“I have been engaged in sports all my life, and I have never seen such a talented student.”

“How many seconds did it take him to reach 100 meters? The hand record is ten seconds and one. Even if it is replaced by electronic timing, it will still be about ten seconds and one, which is already approaching the ten second mark!”

“Let him practice 100 meters with me. I will recommend him to the province, and then the province will recommend him to the national team. Maybe he can become the first person in the Dragon Kingdom to break ten seconds.”

“No, haven’t you seen it? His greatest strength is not his explosive power, but his endurance.”

“Such a fast speed can last for such a long time. This is a top-notch youngster who can run 400 meters.”

“Let him participate in the 400-meter training. Breaking the world record is probably as easy as eating and drinking!”

The physical examination teachers were so angry that they almost started fighting.

This made the little fat guy Zhou Qi feel guilty.

How could he be a track and field genius? He only relied on the magic talisman.

If not He was out of breath even after running twenty meters with the Divine Walking Talisman. He didn’t know how many times he could use the Divine Walking Talisman. What if the secret of the Divine Walking Talisman was exposed?

Thinking of this, Zhou Qi hurriedly said

“Teacher, have you made a mistake? How can I be a genius?”

“Look at my body weight, I weigh 200 pounds. How can there be a sports genius weighing 200 pounds in this world?”

“You can’t even lift weights that heavy, let alone track and field?!”

“Look at my meat!”

While speaking, Zhou Qi also swayed.

Sure enough, waves of fat were surging, which was spectacular.

He thought that this would make these teachers retreat, but he didn’t expect that all the teachers present looked in admiration.

“How else would you say you are a genius?”

“If you can run so fast and for such a long time with this fat body, what will happen if you successfully lose weight?”

“Dragon Kingdom, ah no, yellow people, ah no, it’s up to you to break the limits of human beings!”

“Zhou Qi, you have to believe in yourself. You are definitely a genius. After all, not just anyone can gain so much weight.”

“Growing meat well means that you can eat and have a good appetite. This is the basic quality for practicing track and field. Genius, so genius!”

Zhou Qi was dumbfounded.

No, I remember you didn’t say that when I was in your physical education class.

Don’t you use me as a negative teaching material every day so that other students can learn from it?

Why do you think it’s me now ? Genius?

The more the teachers said this, the more guilty Zhou Qi felt.

He gritted his teeth and thought of an excuse.

Yes, if he has faith, if he speaks out about it himself, the teachers should give up.

After all, faith is a very sensitive thing, and no teacher would want to get involved in this matter.

So Zhou Qi quickly said

“Teacher, I have faith, but my faith is not serious yet”

“I think it’s better to forget it. If you recruit me into the track and field team, it might bring trouble to you teachers.”

But the next moment, something happened that made him dumbfounded.

I saw several physical examination teachers looking at each other, and then they all said quietly

“Zhou Qi, you have the potential to run into the 100-meter barrier in ten seconds.”

“If you have this ability, you can believe whatever you want to believe.”

“Even if you shit on the Jade Emperor’s head, I don’t mind. I’ll hand you a piece of paper to wipe your butt.”

“From now on, if you want to burn incense, I will light a fire for you.”

“As long as you are willing to practice track and field with us, I have no problem using my wig as an ashtray!”