Supreme Crazy Wife

“Lass Ling’er, do you really have a method?” Old Man Zao asked doubtfully.

“Yes, yes. Trust me,” Feng Ling’er promised.

“Alright, I’ll leave Little Second to you. Don’t let him cry anymore. It’s so unsightly!” Old Man Zao couldn’t take it anymore. Then he retreated to the side tactfully and allowed Feng Ling’er to start tormenting him!

“Little Second, I order you not to cry anymore. Otherwise, you will regret it!” Feng Ling’er said loudly, her words full of threat!

“W-what do you want? I’m warning you, don’t do anything rash! I’ll resist!” The Second Elder’s eyes welled up with tears as he covered his chest with his arms, his face full of fear.

“…”

“Little Second, look at your appearance. I’m not interested in you.” Feng Ling’er’s forehead was full of black lines as she said speechlessly. Now, she really wondered how the brains of these people from the Lan family grew. Why were their thoughts so different!

“Then what do you want?” The Second Elder asked cautiously.

“I just want you to do what servants should do.” Feng Ling’er smiled gently.

“Uh, who’s your servant!” The Second Elder roared in response! He didn’t want to be a servant to a bird!

“What? Do you want to disobey the orders of your patriarch?” Feng Ling’er glared at him with her small bird eyes and questioned fiercely.

“No… No, I’m a patient now,” Second Elder whispered. What he implied was that he couldn’t do what a servant should do now. Boohoo… He didn’t dare to disobey the orders of the patriarch, but it was impossible to make him willingly become a servant.

“Patient? It’s okay. I know how to treat illnesses. I’ll treat you.” Feng Ling’er spat out a ball of flames and pounced at the Second Elder on the stand after speaking…

“Ah! You damn bird! Do you want to burn me to death?” The Second Elder jumped up, quickly turned over, and escaped to the side, avoiding the fireball with extremely high temperature! After standing slightly, he kept breathing heavily, his heart was still racing, and cold sweat was flowing down his body. Boohoo… Such a hot fire, if he reacted slower, he would be a roasted pig!

“Little Second, you’ve recovered. Haha! My medical skills are really brilliant!” Feng Ling’er flapped her little wings happily.

“I’m not completely healed yet!” Second Elder denied resolutely that he had recovered. He swore to continue pretending to be sick until the end.

“Is that so? Then I’ll cure you!” With that, he prepared to breathe fire for the second time…

“No… No need. I’m fine,” Second Elder said hurriedly, his face pale from fright.

“Are you sure? Don’t force yourself! My flames don’t cost anything!” Feng Ling’er was skeptical and asked uncertainly.

“Alright, I’m well now. I promise I’m really lively!” The Second Elder was afraid that this bird wouldn’t believe him, so he specially bounced a few times to prove his health!

“Oh, then I’m relieved. Let’s begin work since you’ve recovered!” Feng Ling’er said as if she was being skinned alive.

“Work? What work?” Second Elder couldn’t help asking. He didn’t know what work this little bird planned to let him do, but presumably, a bird didn’t have much work for him to do. Thinking of this, he was slightly relieved.

“Help me wash my claws first, and then give me a foot massage!” Feng Ling’er stretched her little paw in front of the Second Elder and ordered.

“A… foot massage?” The Second Elder was a little dumbfounded. It was just a bird, why did it need a foot massage! He couldn’t help wondering if this bird’s mental state was abnormal!

“What? Is there a problem?” Feng Ling’er glared and was about to spit fire again!

“Uh, no, no problem! But you’re a bird! You don’t need a foot massage, right? Why don’t I help you smooth your feathers or something!” The Second Elder bargained!

“No, smoothening my feathers is exclusive for my partner. You are not qualified,” Feng Ling’er said disdainfully.

“Then… then arrange some other work for me!” Second Elder said with a long face.

“No, this is your only job now. If you can’t do it well, then you can do it for life,” Feng Ling’er said without hesitation.

“Uh! Alright then!” Second Elder wanted to cry but had no tears. Boohoo… Why was he so unlucky! He actually fell into this little red bird’s claws!

“Then why are you still dawdling? Hurry up and bring your Master me water to watch my claws!” Feng Ling’er ordered with full force!

“Yes,” the Second Elder braced himself and answered aggrievedly. Then he turned and left the living room!

“Haha, Sister Ruoxue, I’m amazing, right?!” Feng Ling’er flew to Leng Ruoxue to claim credit after the Second Elder left the living room.

“Big Sister Ling’er, you have to be careful. That Second Elder isn’t a gentleman!” Leng Ruoxue reminded.

“Don’t worry, I know my limits,” Feng Ling’er promised as she patted her chest with her little wings.

“I’ll leave Icy and the others behind to accompany you later,” Leng Ruoxue said after some thought. She believed that the Second Elder would not be able to do anything with Icy around!

“No need. I can handle it myself!” Feng Ling’er said. It didn’t want that stinky dog to come out and say anything.

“Objection overruled!” Leng Ruoxue didn’t allow it to refuse and directly moved Icy out of the bracelet and placed it on the recliner.

“Boohoo… Alright then!” Feng Ling’er’s eyes welled up with tears as she pretended to be pitiful.

“Little Icy, protect them.” Leng Ruoxue ignored Feng Ling’er and spoke directly to Icy.

“Okay,” Icy answered indifferently without even opening its eyes.

Leng Ruoxue dragged the freak out of the living room.

After Leng Ruoxue left, Feng Ling’er kept sneaking around the table gloomily. Old Man Zao couldn’t take it anymore and couldn’t help but say, “Lass Ling’er, why are you going back and forth? I’m dizzy!”

“Why hasn’t my servant returned yet? Hmph! He’s probably lazing around!” Feng Ling’er roared furiously, venting all her frustration on the unlucky Second Elder!

“I’m back, I’m back,” Second Elder shouted hurriedly before entering the living room after hearing Feng Ling’er’s words.