Supreme Nine Dragons
Chapter 2401 please eat shit
"My God, what kind of treasure is this? Why is the shape so weird?" For the treasure of Kongshen, many guests were naturally looking forward to it. Seeing that they finally started, everyone naturally They are all determined to come here to watch.
It's like a beautiful woman, even if she can't eat it, it's a pleasure to watch her being eaten by others!
They are in the shape of round strips, arranged in a circle, very neatly, and there is a pointed one on top, which looks like a shit roll that a person just pulled out.
'Zizi...' When he first saw this thing, Kongshen couldn't believe it, but he instinctively sniffed it, and when a trace of stench hit his face, his face turned green on the spot!
"Why is the shape of this thing so indecent? Is it really that delicious?" At this time, everyone didn't suspect shit at all, because the hole was still piercing down there, calling it delicious, and everyone didn't even think about it. Can't figure it out, Chen Jiu dares to shit on Kongshen.
"Chen Jiu, did you make a mistake?" With his face twitching, Kongshen decided to give Chen Jiu a chance to correct himself, because he watched Kong Kong eating so vigorously, and he couldn't help but think that this plate should be a mistake up.
"I..." At this time, Zhang Xinran was so scared that his head was covered with cold sweat. He was always afraid and did not dare to go forward. There is a saying that accompanying a king is like accompanying a tiger. If he makes a mistake, who knows if Chen Jiu will get mad of.
"Wrong?" Chen Jiu frowned, but Zhang Xinran's legs were so frightened that he sat on the ground, and then he laughed again: "Why did you make a mistake? I have heard that Lord Kongshen, I like eating shit the most, I have eaten shit in the lower realm before, and today I am here at my wedding, looking for shit, why don’t I order someone to find it for you?”
"What? You are bold!" Kongshen stood up in a big way, his face was ashen, and he was about to go crazy.
"Okay, Kongshen, you are famous for eating shit, what else is there to be ashamed of, come on, come on, look, I found hundreds of kinds of shit for you!" Chen During Jiu's persuasion, with a wave of his hand, all the covers were lifted, and the stench was overwhelming, as expected, there were different kinds of shit inside.
"God, crazy, is Chen Jiu crazy? How dare you ask Kongshen to eat shit!" For a while, everyone was extremely shocked, but at this time, they were only shocked by Chen Jiu's madness, and did not expect What connection does he have with that person from the lower realm.
"You're courting death!" Kongshen was furious, gnashing his teeth.
"Yeah, I found all the shit, and I'm waiting for you to eat it, so don't be too polite, you didn't see your senior brother eating so happily, your lineage, the tradition of naturally liking to eat shit, can't be broken Ah!" Chen Jiu's persuasive persuasion, and the example of emptiness, made most people believe such absurd slander.
No way, everyone didn't believe it at first, but now it's empty, it's really eating shit, and it's eating very vigorously, as if afraid of being robbed by others!
"Kongkong, don't eat it!" Looking at Kongkong, Kongshen really wants to kill him now, the dead boy doesn't look at anything, so what are you eating?
"Junior brother, why don't you eat such a delicious thing?" Kong Kong's forehead is now full of white flesh and body, and his attention is not at all in front of him.
Therefore, concentration is a terrible thing. If a person focuses on another thing, other things around him may be ignored. It seems unbelievable to eat shit, but it is very real. !
Since ancient times on the earth, there has been a precedent of Guan Gong playing chess and scraping bones, and later there was a precedent for surgery while looking at the meat scene. From this, it can be concluded that at certain times, concentration is a good medicine that can anesthetize human beings.
"What's so delicious about eating shit!" Kongshen reminded in disgust, now he really doesn't want to recognize this senior brother.
"Junior brother, don't be kidding, can shit be so delicious?" He said emptyly, and actually took another handful and put it in his mouth, chewing and eating it with relish.
'Gudong...' Hearing the sound of him swallowing, everyone couldn't help but feel their stomachs churning, and wanted to pour out all the delicacies they just ate.
At the same time, at this moment, people are even more certain about the fact that Kongshen's lineage likes to eat shit!
"You bastard, wake me up, you eat shit so happily, are you stupid?" Kongshen couldn't bear it anymore, and waved his hand fiercely towards the hole.
'Snapped! ’ There was a loud slap, the hole was blown out on the spot, the nose was bruised and the face was swollen, I couldn’t remember it "Junior Brother, why did you hit me?"
"Look carefully, what are you eating!" Kongshen said impatiently, I really don't want to talk to him now, we can't afford to lose this person.
"Well, it stinks. What is this? Why is it so stinky? My Shenzhen, why is it all broken!" Kong Kong couldn't understand it, his eyes widened, and he questioned Chen Jiu.
"It's not bad, they're just shit. Didn't you eat so vigorously just now, why don't you eat now?" Chen Jiu said with an innocent face, and was so angry that he was empty.
"You... you actually gave me shit... vomit!" His face was flushed, and he felt the stench in his stomach between his mouth. He couldn't bear it any longer. He was clutching his stomach and vomiting violently.
It's embarrassing, as the former dean, everyone has seen the empty shit-eating appearance of today, which caused his only remaining reputation to plummet, and he will never be able to be the dean again in this life.
"Chen Jiu, you are deceiving people too much!" Kongshen rebuked Chen Jiu unwillingly.
"Oh, Kongshen, you're still being polite to me, come on, I'll feed you shit!" Chen Jiu picked up a plate of shit from the air, and threw it directly at Kongshen, without any sign of being polite.
"Arrogance!" Kongshen struck casually, and Dangkong gasified this plate of shit, extremely powerful and domineering.
"Kongshen, look at you, you're not too young, but you're still embarrassed, let's eat shit with each other!" Chen Jiu lifted his hands, and dumped all the shit on the table to Kongshen.
"There is no form in the sky!" Kongshen opened his arms while gritting his teeth, and a barrier suddenly appeared in front of him, which hindered the two of them, like a world apart, making it impossible for people to pass through.
"Kongshen, pick it up, shit is here!" Chen Jiu's figure suddenly appeared in front of Kongshen strangely, holding a jade plate, and poured a plate of shit on him.
"What? How do you..." Before Kongshen finished speaking, he couldn't react in time. It was extremely humiliating to be covered by this plate of shit on his face.
"You can eat shit if you like it, and you have to let me feed you, aren't you too shy?" Chen Jiu pressed the jade plate and rubbed it on Kongshen's face fiercely. It was poured on the face of the empty god.
"Ah..." Kongshen went crazy, and the space centered on him, including his own, completely became like a mirror, and it exploded in an instant.
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