Survival game, I have a divine tip
Chapter 157 Are you pretending again? (1/2)
Chapter 157 Are you pretending again?
Report: [The elite "King of the Dark Iron Tribe" Emperor Soridor has arrived. He will lead the dwarves of the Dark Iron Tribe to implement the will of the Fire Demon King and purify the intruders with fire! ]
Hearing the report of the psionic instrument, Lin You suddenly opened his eyes in the darkness.
The elite appeared!
He immediately turned on the "Soul Search Eye" to explore the surroundings.
"Nothing nearby! Then there is no one on the upper floor...! Do we have to go up?"
He searched carefully layer by layer and finally found the trace of the elite.
"Found it, it turns out he is hiding here! But fortunately he is in the castle, so I don't have to run around to find him!"
Lin You breathed a sigh of relief and continued to check the situation of the dwarves.
"Hmm... they don't seem to have any abnormal behavior because of the arrival of Emperor Soridorsen. Are they used to it? Or are they only driven by the fire demon?"
"Well, as long as they don't do anything weird, just stand there and wait for me to deal with them."
After the investigation, Lin You got up with great difficulty. His arms were numb and his back was hurt. It seemed that he had been in the same position for too long.
Turning his head to the side, he remembered that there was an "alien boar" sleeping next to him.
Xiao Lan had already rolled to the side.
She savagely swung her two short legs, and her posture was extremely bold. It was hard to imagine that this was the elegant sleeping posture of the female star who attracted everyone's attention.
"Get up!" Lin You stood up and raised his foot to push her.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Lan's whole body was as soft as jelly. She swayed slightly for a few times and then returned to her original position.
Lin You was stunned, "Is it so elastic?"
He became interested and continued to push with his feet. Xiao Lan, who was sleeping, shook her head and frowned.
But even so, she still didn't wake up.
"Isn't she sleeping too soundly?"
Lin You slowly squatted down and stretched out his claws to pat her round buttocks.
"Pah!"
It was a crisp sound, and the feeling was like patting on the smooth and juicy tender tofu, soft and fluffy.
"Tsk, this damn plump..." Lin You smacked his lips and sighed.
It should be said that Xiao Lan is worthy of being a well-known and well-regarded big star. This pampered little body has been carefully maintained and conditioned very well.
Slim where it should be thin, plump where it should be fat, plus this petite body, just like braised pork that has gone through many processes and cooked well, it makes people feel delicious and tasty, fat but not greasy.
For ordinary people, her low-class body is indeed full of attraction, but Lin You is different.
There are so many beauties in his house, with different tastes. What do you want? What has he not seen?
"Hurry up!"
"Straight man" Lin You picked up one of Xiao Lan's feet, like a chicken, and lifted her upside down without any hesitation.
"Oh oh! You crazy!"
Xiao Lan screamed, hugged Lin You's leg, and bit it fiercely.
In fact, she had woken up when she heard the sound of Lin You getting up, but she was just pretending to sleep.
She had a little idea and wanted to see what Lin You would do when he faced her sleeping.
Although she was prepared to be this or that in her heart, the result was still beyond her expectations...
Facing a sleeping beauty, a normal man would at least not kick her with his feet, right?
And the operation of lifting her upside down simply drove her crazy!
She began to wonder if Lin You had a physical problem, was too short and weak and too inferior? Or did he actually not like women and was a homosexual?
"Let me go! Pervert!"
She struggled hard, and relying on her body's flexibility, she climbed up backwards along Lin You's legs...
Suddenly, she froze!
She felt her face touch the mysterious hard object between Lin You's waist and abdomen, and immediately understood what it was. She dared not move anymore, so the atmosphere instantly became quite subtle...
"Wow!" She let out a meaningful exclamation from deep in her heart.
She honestly let go of her hand and let Lin You put her on the ground, and then she didn't dare to look at Lin You at all.
"Don't play tricks, we still have things to do!"
Lin You no longer paid attention to her and turned to walk towards the spring.
Xiao Lan stared blankly at the ceiling, still recalling the feeling just now...
She quietly stretched out her hand and gestured in front of her eyes, "So long...hiss!"
She shook her head and covered her mouth in surprise, but her eyes were full of smiles, "This... should be very impactful..."
At this moment, Lin You walked to the spring, just squatted down to wash his face, but was hit by the dagger on his waist.
"Huh? Why did I put the dagger in my pocket?"
He took out the dagger from his pocket and put it on the ground, and continued to wash his face.
Xiao Lan did not see this scene, she was still lying on the ground, constantly measuring her snow-white arm with her fingers, laughing in her heart.
For the strong willpower of the "gentleman" Lin You, she thought she had "discovered a treasure".
After all, he was so strong, and he could still remain calm when sitting on the lap, which was definitely not comparable to those slutty guys outside!
She even began to feel that she could not miss this extremely precious opportunity!
"What a good man! I must get him!" She swore secretly, "No matter how much money he pays, I will hire him as my personal bodyguard, hehehe..."
"But, he seems to be very powerful. He is so familiar with the foreign world. Could it be that he is a 'seed' player of the foreign land administration?" She thought about it worriedly, and then an idea came to her, "Don't be afraid! In the worst case, we will let him quit the team. It’s not like I can’t afford him!”
Once a rich woman has her mind set, it is difficult for ordinary men to refuse her.
But Lin You seems to be particularly good at rejecting rich women...
Not only men, but also women are interested in doing this kind of thing.
Therefore, Xiao Lan was ready to fight a protracted war. She had a lot of patience, so she took her time!
Next to the statue, Lin You washed his face and cleaned up again. He stood up and saw Xiao Lan still lying on the ground, giggling, and breathed a long sigh of relief.
If he were outside, he wouldn't mind fighting this seductive vixen for three days and three nights.
But since he wants to make her a qualified partner who can be used by him, he must first polish off her bad character.
At least let her attitude towards Lin You be different.
Fortunately, he discovered that Xiao Lan was not hopeless.
On the contrary, in her willfulness and unreasonableness, there is also a real and lovely side.
After a few days of getting along, the relationship between the two has improved a lot.
That's enough!
Letting her die may save her a burden, but keeping her alive will bring many benefits in the future.
As for Xiao Lan's favor and growing affection for him... Lin You didn't really care.
…
After the two of them finished preparing, Lin You began to figure out the route and plan for conquering the elite level.
But at this time, heavy footsteps came from the corridor outside the room.
The "Soul Searching Eye" has discovered the target, "It's the dwarf who came to fetch water!"
Lin You asked Xiao Lan to hide in the shadow behind the statue, while he himself used the sticky spider web to climb to the ceiling of the room and quietly pulled out the Blade of Greed.
This is Lin You's plan - if the dwarf finishes fetching water and leaves on his own, then Lin You should spare his life.
Because he didn't know yet whether it would cause a commotion if he fell down and killed the dwarf with the "Mark of the Fire Demon King".
But if this dwarf discovers something... then he can only die here.
The footsteps in the corridor were getting closer and closer, but the rhythm was slow and fast, which surprised Lin You.
"This dwarf has quite a personality?"
As soon as this idea came to his mind, Lin You realized something was wrong.
Under the control of the Fire Demon King, the dwarves had no thoughts of their own and were equivalent to walking zombies. The dwarves he had seen before even walked in the same beat.
There is no such thing as a dwarf with personality.
"So what's going on with this dwarf?"
Full of suspicion, he locked his "soul-searching eyes" on the visitor.
The dwarf outside the door walked in. He was holding a barrel in his hand, twisting his short and sturdy body, breathing heavily.
"How dare you bastard fire demon slap me... you damn things! I, you, you!"
He cursed incessantly and glared in the direction outside the door.
Then, he seemed to feel that it was not enough, so he jumped up and started swearing, using vulgar words and very expressive words.
After cursing for a while, the irritable dwarf finally calmed down his anger temporarily.
He stroked his thick beard angrily and began to draw water from the magic spring with a wooden bucket.
The pool is so deep that a bucket of water can easily be filled.
Afterwards, the dwarf looked up at the gryphon statue, which was profound.
He took a deep breath, put one hand on his chest and bowed to the statue, and then started talking to himself to the statue.
"Hey, how are you doing, old man?...Haha, I'm here to see you again! Well! I'm really unlucky today..."
He scratched his beard and said: "I was whipped several times by the damn fire demon today, those bastards! Just because the castle door was opened inexplicably, all of us were whipped... Damn it! Only I can It hurts...but I still have to endure it!"
"Who would come to such a ghost place! So what if the door is open? It's so hot outside that I don't even want to go out, but these fire demons are afraid... I don't know what they are afraid of!"
"If it had been before, I would have taken a hammer and smashed the heads of these bastards! Phew..."
He exhaled and slumped to the ground like a deflated balloon.
"But, I can't do this yet, at least not until I reach my limit..."
"It's just me, old man! It's just me..." He shook his head sadly.
"I miss my beer... I haven't had it in a long time. Every time I think about it, I can't help but drink three large glasses of water instead, hahahaha!"
"I also miss my hammer. The Fire Lord took it away. It deprived us of the beer and hammer we depended on for survival..."
At this point, he became excited and pointed upward.
"It is in the lava pool we built for it, breeding its elemental creatures, and then using them to enslave us!"
The dwarf raised his head angrily and glared upward, "This bastard, I can't wait to kill him...!!!"
Suddenly, his eyes froze, and his impassioned speech seemed to have been pressed on the pause button.
Because he saw a strange guy on the ceiling above his head, holding a dagger and staring at him with his eyes.
"!!!"
He didn't say anything, and didn't show any expression.
He calmly looked away, then picked up the bucket, ignored Lin You, and walked out with mechanical steps.
Lin You jumped down from the ceiling and blocked his way.
Who knew that the dwarf was going to continue pretending, bypassing Lin You with dull eyes and continuing to walk out the door.
"Don't pretend, you saw me." Lin You stretched out his hand to stop him.
The dwarf got under his arm.
Lin You took a few quick steps again and blocked the door with his body, "Still pretending with me! I know you have seen me."
"I didn't."
"You saw it!"
"I didn't."
"Haha..." Lin You laughed, this dwarf is so interesting...
"Let's talk, don't worry, I'm not your enemy."
Lin You put away the dagger and made way to show his sincerity.
Seeing that he could no longer hide it, the dwarf had to put down the bucket and looked at Lin You's outfit warily, "Are you... an outsider?"
His tone was very cautious, but this was normal.
"Yes, it's obvious, right?" Lin You remembered the opened door and said with a smile, "I was the one who opened that door. I didn't expect that you would be whipped because of it. I'm really sorry."
"Hehe..." The dwarf shook his head and smiled, "It doesn't matter. I'm thick-skinned anyway."
Lin You took out a bottle of "Advanced Recovery Potion" from his bag and handed it to the dwarf, "This potion should be able to heal all your injuries. It's an apology."
"Oh!" The dwarf quickly stretched out his rough hands, held the small potion, and stared at it like a treasure.
"Can you tell me your story?" Lin You asked, and then added, "It's a pity that I don't have any wine, but maybe I can let you taste the best wine in the world later."
"Haha, thank you so much, um... did you hear what I said just now?"
"I heard a general idea."
"In fact, this story is not about me, but about the entire Dark Iron Dwarf tribe... Hahaha, I haven't talked to anyone for so many years, I have a lot to say! Sit for a while, I'll tell you slowly!"
So, Lin You sat with this straightforward and interesting dwarf and listened to him tell the story of the Dwarf Kingdom.
The dwarf's name is Snorri Whitebeard. For the convenience of calling, Lin You only called him "Whitebeard" based on his last name, although his beard was brown.
From Whitebeard, he learned about the whole process of the kingdom from its rise to the dispute and civil war, and then to the summoning of the Dark Iron Clan and the appearance of the Fire Demon King, which led to the destruction of the Dwarf Kingdom.
That was a terrible disaster for the dwarves...
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