Survival in the wild depends on spitting and eating chickens

At the airport, Jiang Bai is still educating Meng Meiqi and Yang Chaoyue on “how to survive PUBG”.

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned at this moment.

They don’t understand how a person can say “Gou” so freshly and vulgarly.

“What I meant last sentence is that in this game, survival is the most important thing, even if it is like a dog;”

“The old adage also has the latter sentence: ‘Do not seek to hear from the princes’, which means that if you do not get the silencer of the firearm, do not shoot first, otherwise it is tantamount to telling everyone: In order to eat chicken, shoot at me;”

“Your three new philosophical reflections on eating chicken: Who am I? Where am I? Who the fired the black gun?! But don’t panic when you encounter this kind of thing, as long as you are good enough, the enemy will not find you! ”

“And don’t think that a gas mask allows you to carry it in the poison circle for a while, that’s an ornament; So, Yang Chaoyue, take off your gas mask for me!” ”

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The water friends in the live broadcast room of several people were stunned at this moment.

It was the first time they had seen such a tumultuous thing.

In the Poison Circle, three players crouch on the ground, driving the team mic, waiting for the airdropped bulletproof car to arrive, while lecturing!

It was really lecturing, and Jiang Bai was actually explaining to those two girls “how to survive to the end”!

The three of them don’t care about the blood in the slightest, the entire airfield supplies are theirs, the second poison circle has not shrunk, they can still carry it!

And the water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned at this time!

The first time they heard someone teach PUBG not about technical instruction, but how to be an old Gobby!

The most important thing is that what Jiang Bai said, they even think it makes sense…

For example: if you see an airdrop in or near the circle that no one has licked, don’t think that you are closer to your dream, it may be a giant bait at such a time! Stifle your thoughts of chasing your dreams!

The game has three newbie mode options: picking up garbage, delivering couriers, and landing into boxes; If you don’t want to do this, you can’t go forward with a UZI all the time, it’s not impossible to get to the circle of destiny!

Enter the circle as early as possible, and if you enter late, you will deliver the express; After entering the circle, keep going!

Buildings mean: natural bunkers, abundant supplies, and countless people crouching in corners to want to shadow you; Don’t go in unless you’re sure no one is around.

If you see a corpse lying next to a box, please make up two shots before licking the box, don’t ask why; You will understand this when you evolve from old Gobbie to old silver coins.

In addition, Jiang Bai also specially instructed Yang Chaoyue on several points: First, let you give the grenade is to let you take out the grenade in your backpack, not throw it out!!!

Second, although the pan is carried behind you, this does not mean that the bullet that hits you comes from behind;

Third: Don’t just shout “there is a car” when you see it, because this may mean two things: there is a car to drive, and there is a car coming;

Fourth: Also, there will often be people squatting in the groves and; And if you are unfortunate enough to fight the enemy face to face, lie on the ground and beg for mercy, you may be able to escape!

Fifth: If you may not see a person from beginning to end throughout the game, and you die inexplicably, this is not a game bug. It’s because you’re stupid!

Yang Chaoyue shivered in front of the computer in the live broadcast room for the first time, and had the illusion of being educated by a high school math teacher.

She was in front of the computer, very quietly BB.

“Let me learn math together the teacher called, together “odd and even, symbols look at the quadrant, how many times have I said it, I should not hear it”! ”

At this moment, although Jiang Bai did not hear Yang Chaoyue’s voice, the water friend in Yang Chaoyue’s live broadcast room heard it.

They were all about to laugh crazy.

“I think that anchor may not know our family Yang Chaoyue very well, he may have some misunderstanding of Yueyue!”

“Huh: Man, if you think that a few words, you can cultivate Yang Chaoyue into a PUBG veteran, count me as losing!”

“You overestimated the brain capacity of our family Yueyue, he can’t remember!”

And just then, the hum of the plane crossed.

After more than a minute, the plane carrying the airdrop finally came.

At this time, the super airdrop with three parachutes hanging was finally dangling and about to land.

Jiang Bai stood up from the squatting position, his eyes flickering.

What he just told Meng Meiqi and the three of them was not joking, it was all a summary of his own blood and tears!

In the PUBG game, Gunman despises Voldemort, and Voldemort says that this is not a pure gun game!

As a result, the Chinese who play American clothes despise the Chinese who play Asian clothes, but “there are only 20 people left in the fourth layer of poisonous American clothing, and there are 50 more in Asian clothing”!

Chinese people who play Asian clothes also look down on Chinese people who play American clothes: “These people can’t break into the top 10 in Asian clothes, and they can only bully foreigners Geng Zhi”

Take P City as an example, P City is the center point in the game map, so it’s easy to be on the route!

But the first 5 minutes of the Asian service’s P City were an occasional troll, a live submachine gun fire!

And the first 5 minutes of the P-City of Meifu are as crackling as the New Year!

Most of the players in the national service are: pick up a troll, squat in the house at the beginning of the game, and wait for someone to pick something up for you. It’s best to fight to death or not to die a rotten life, anyway, whoever meets him is unlucky series

The group above has at least 20 players per game. Most of the features are forgiveness cap + trolls + submachine gun combinations. This group is good at attacking and defending any building!

Jiang Bai did not ask Meng Meiqi and Yang Chaoyue what kind of gunmen they could become, nor did he ask them to do all kinds of operations like the old silver coins of Asian clothing.

He only begged them to stay quiet.

The years are quiet, and the years are infinite.

At the same time, the jeep with the dark green window position sealed by the iron railing finally fell from the sky!

Jiang Bai looked at the car, his eyes flashing. What is it? This is simply a VIP car in the Jedi.

The only vehicle in which another player shoots but does not hit the driver and the people in the car. The nemesis of the old silver coin, the gun player looks at his nightmare together!

But at this moment, in the team Maili, Wu Xuanyi’s voice suddenly came.

“Aaaaah! I’m going to die, there are cars around me, you want to eat chicken!” ”

Jiang Bai was directly stunned, “Big sister, you can’t die, what are you fans, I know, I don’t want tomorrow’s news to be Wu Xuanyi’s fans blowing up a certain anchor’s live broadcast room!” ”

“Big sister, hold on! Okay, I’ll do it! ”