Survival in the wild depends on spitting and eating chickens

“Four rows!? Is the anchor you swollen, or is the little dull no longer satisfied you? ”

“It’s over, one day the anchor has swelled, don’t want it, do you think you can do whatever you want if you master the heavenly fire? I even want to have four rows! ”

“It’s not enough to pit a teammate, this time it’s to pit it!”

“Think about that picture, four people landing together in a certain urban area, the resources are only crossbows, and then four people holding Pingduguo, crowbars, machetes shivering under the sky fire…”

Jiang Bai had a black line on his face.

Are the current water friends so skinny?

At the same time, on the computer, a request to form a team was sent.

After Jiang Bai nodded in agreement, a team of four people began to form.

In Jiang Bai’s live broadcast room, there was a boy who was familiar to all water friends in yesterday’s game.

“Brother! I’m 17shou, and I was worried that you wouldn’t agree! It’s such a pleasure that you can team up with me…”

At this moment, the live broadcast room of 17shou and Jiang Bai was silent at the same time.

They didn’t expect that in Jiang Bai’s four-row team, there would be 17shou’s humanoid self-propelled hanging, and the water friends in the live broadcast room of 17shou, nor did they expect that 17shou said that there would be a special guest in the team today, and it turned out to be a spicy man with his own heavenly fire.

“These two goods, what happened to us behind our backs?”

“Big brother, what have you done to our beasts? How can this gay guy be our beast. ”

“It’s over, yesterday 17shou’s sexual orientation was changed by the sky fire, and he has never been so gentle with his sister.”

“Beasts and beasts, they actually call others … Brother!? ”

“I smell a hint of crispy duck literature.”

At the same time, another female voice came from the team Mairi.

“Little brother, little brother, I have a sentence that I have been saying for a long time compared to you… Give up the crossbow! I’ll pick up bandages and raise you. ”

The corner of Jiang Bai’s eyes twitched, and he seriously felt that the little stupid and earthy love words were addicted.

But who Jiang Bai is, compared to the commotion, he has not lost.

“I won’t give up the crossbow, because I have to protect you, I don’t want to go, I just want to be your XXXL third-level armor by your side.”

Xiao Du was stunned for a moment, and his face was provoked by Jiang Bai’s earthy words.

“Grade 3 A, forget it, where is there XXXL!” I’m not that fat! ”

“But little brother, the whirlwind charge tornado in your last game is really powerful! Take me to the romantic bomb shelter, the airport and Z City! ”

Jiang Bai coughed lightly.

“But actually, I don’t have a driver’s license yet, but I don’t think it matters if I don’t have a driver’s license, and my purpose is not to eat chicken!” It’s to eat you…”

……

At this moment, the barrage of several anchors’ live broadcast room was still.

It took a long time before the barrage continued to cross.

“Why did I smell a dog man and woman from the conversation between those two people.”

“It’s over, the two people are swollen, this is not the time for them yesterday, covered by heavenly fire and chased by the poison circle.”

“There is an inexplicable illusion that the wife has been robbed.”

17shou covered his face in front of the computer screen, and he suddenly began to wonder whether it was a wise move to call Jiang Bai, a rioter, to his team, as a technical anchor.

But at the same time, another magnetic female voice came.

“Hey! Hurry up and start playing! Beast beast, are you sure it’s okay to take me with you? ”

“Okay, if you can eat chicken, you will accompany me to sing “Confession Balloon”!”

The water friends in the live broadcast room of the three people were suddenly stunned.

“I lean on, this voice, didn’t Beast Bi invite Erke?”

“I’ll take a look, my mother, it’s really Tuesday, what did the beast do more than you?”

“Lying groove, this game has to be watched, bring two girls!”

“No, I suddenly feel sorry for Erke, she has not experienced the fear of being tracked by Heavenly Fire forever.”

Jiang Bai also saw the barrage in his live broadcast room, and he was directly stunned.

“17shou, what the hell are you doing?”

“Little white pigeon has something to do there, I can’t come today, and brother, you are still a newcomer, I want to help you pull some popularity.”

Jiang Bai was stunned for a moment, and he was a little moved.

He can be sure that the guy 17shou pulled himself into the team, and he should be sincere.

At the same time, all four people ordered to prepare and entered the quality square.

Jiang Bai skillfully clicked on the music player outside the live broadcast room at the moment he entered the quality square.

He had thought before that after the game started, the live audience, teammates and even opponents could increase the spit value for themselves, and the previous spit had been squandered.

Now I am completely zero-based.

But at the moment he turned on the public microphone, various voices suddenly came.

“Recycle! Old PC! Old fridge! Air conditioning! Washer! Water heater! Microwave oven! Gas! ”

“Scrape ~~~~ Scissors!!! 戗~~~~~~Dishes~~Knife !!!! ”

“Into the group 6420798, lock, self-sight, through the wall, perspective, smooth operation for 72 hours, no ban !!!”

Jiang Bai opened his mouth, he was thinking about what to do, but he suddenly realized that this might be a mistake!

He was silent for a moment and shouted, “Buy !!! ”

(Ask for flowers, score tickets, and a new game begins!) Stay tuned! ）