Survive the Fourth Natural Disaster

The 'Old Sanda King' curled his lips, raised his chin and said, "Him? Tsk, forget it, you have to be considerate of the child's big eyes and lack of focus."

‘Cunlu’ shook his head: “Actually, Lao Gou is already quite decent in his conduct, otherwise the Demon Sect wouldn’t have been able to survive for so many years.

Tsk~ These days, sex is like a bone scraper, and power is like a bone-penetrating wind. If you can't resist it, you will be wiped out. "

The 'Old Sanda King' did not deny this. She just looked at the 'Perfect Bald' who was playing a bickering game with Amberli outside: "But I can't accept such a gang leader. I can't stay for three days. Either he dies or he He dies.

It's okay to have a bald head that's both thick and thin, and someone who can play drums next to you. "

"Everyone has his own way~" 'Cunlu' said nonchalantly, "Why bother with other people's affairs!"

Compared to the old snow dog, she was actually more curious about the other person... Edna turned her head and looked at the Sanda King curiously... Although the Sanda King's husband rarely came to Toril, over the years, She had seen it a few times.

That person feels a little different from the undead... He is obviously a very elegant person, but he is very serious and serious, and his tone of voice is a bit tough. Even though he has tried hard to restrain that smell in front of the Sanda King, but It can still be felt.

The character of the 'Old Sanda King' is well known, and it is common for him to be beaten brutally after just one sentence. However, such a female tyrant never cares about her husband's commanding tone.

Although he may not always do what the other party says, he never gets angry.

So Edna was never surprised that there were always undead people trying to complain to the recognized 'tiger-fighting hero', hoping that the 'old Sanda King' would curb his violent behavior.

It's a pity that the other party likes to share this news with his wife... Edna has seen them sitting on the bench, reading the letters of complaint one by one with smiles on their faces, and then dividing the letters into different parts. There are two types...the letters that tell the truth will be deleted after reading them, and the letters that are nonsense will be divided into two types of beatings, two months of beatings, and two years of beatings.

The couple will get together to analyze the mentality of the person who made the false accusation to write such a letter... After all, the undead seem to send letters under real names, so there is no need to find the real culprit.

So far, it seems that only the 'young master' who is not afraid of spending money has taken advantage of the loophole, and was exposed by the old dog.

But Edna didn't want to mention the Sanda King's husband in public... Although she didn't know why, that man didn't seem to like being noticed.

She lowered her head and smiled: "They will go to Xueluo Island early tomorrow morning, and I don't know how the fight will turn out."

"Unless that vampire duchess gets an artifact like the Seat of Zacosil, how can we lose?" the 'Old Sanda King' said nonchalantly.

"If she really takes it out..." 'Cunlu' suddenly laughed, "Tell me, will you become a Falcon Tengu like Snow Old Dog?"

Does the combination of a crow's beak and a dog directly become the Hayabusa Tengu?

Suddenly remembering the face of Quilin, the God of Hayabusa and Tengu, which was always filled with a reluctant expression, Edna, whose beautiful big black eyes widened, fell on the sofa and laughed muffledly.

It’s a shame that ‘Cunlu’ can figure it out!

She shook her head vigorously, trying to shake that a little too appropriate image out of her mind... Edna still loved her undead friend, and really didn't want to be cut off from contact just because she laughed at the sight of her.

However, this kind of creature is really vivid when used to describe Snow Old Dog!

There was no movement on Black Rose's ship because many people were searching for the image of Hayabusa Tengu on their tablets.

But on the demon sect’s big ship, ‘Xueyunfeng’ had to welcome an uninvited guest.

The two-headed giant who had been staying in the cabin of the black-haired female mages came to them because of the mess that had just happened.

Nick Nack never thought about letting the undead rescue people, but he hoped that the undead could send the unlucky female adventurer to be buried when they passed some small islands.

If the undead are not interested in dealing with this kind of thing, then just give him some time... In the words of the two-headed giant, he has a lot of dead wood in his hands and can make a coffin for the unlucky guy.

'Xueyunfeng' looked at the two-headed giant with a sincere face, and only had a question mark on his face: "Shouldn't the Druid pursue a purely natural funeral?"

"Those are all nonsense spread by humans!" Nicknack said with a bit of sadness, "Burying a human body deeply in a place can not only make people who know her miss her, but also add a little bit to nature. cycle.

But left in the wilderness... and left to animals to clean up?

How can animals know so much? If they have eaten human flesh and remember the taste, animals will regard humans as a kind of food!

But... man-eating animals will soon be discovered by their humans as monsters, and adventurers will be found to kill them.

What's wrong with animals? They just remember the taste of food according to their own nature.

A true druid will never pursue such nonsense as throwing corpses into the wilderness and letting nature slowly digest this nonsense. "

'Xueyunfeng' blinked: "Hmm... Susu! Is there an island two kilometers ahead? By the way, you didn't throw the body into the water, right?"

"Not yet." 'Susu' stood at the door and said softly, "It has been received in the garbage room over the utility compartment. Fortunately, it has not been pushed in yet.

I've had the puppet pulled out. "

'Xue Yunfeng' opened his mouth... How could he forget that the atmosphere brought by Fran and Hill... No matter what kind of garbage it is, it will eventually be turned into waste using various tools.

Nicknak's two heads looked in different directions, and he was keenly aware of the discomfort of the two undead: "Is there any problem?"

"No!" 'Xueyunfeng' said categorically, "Please follow Susu to the utility room! It just so happens that we haven't dealt with it according to our own method yet!"

Seeing the tall two-headed giant leaving behind the particularly thin silver-haired female mage, 'Xueyunfeng' turned to look at 'Mobi Fanchen': "Mobi, send a notice to everyone... Toril Try not to let the puppets on our magic ship deal with human corpses.

From now on, the two-headed giant's method will be followed. The enemy will dig a big hole and bury it, and the stranger will give him a coffin. "

'Mobi Fanchen' asked a little puzzled: "Are you so nervous to use it?"

"The Toril people seem to be very concerned about where they go after death." 'Snow Cloud Peak' said thoughtfully, "We have all encountered enemies before, so digging holes and setting fire to them is nothing to them... After all, Everyone is afraid that their enemies will turn into undead and come back.

Although our approach is a bit too radical, no one can blame us.

But in the future..."

He suddenly smiled slightly: "Do you think that if a woman with Mystra's shards suddenly played with the undead and returned, Kelanwo and Midnight would be mad when they found out?"

The atmosphere on Black Rose's big ship was lively. After finding out what the Hayabusa Tengu looked like, I couldn't help but stare at the old snow dog on the flatbed, and the angry Cunlu who was running around on the ground to avoid being chased. The 'senior Sanda King' showed an understanding smile.

However, Edna couldn't laugh... She stared intently at the old snow dog with a bright smile on the tablet... If this guy really had such a bad mouth, then she would definitely give him a gift after returning to the Kingdom of God. A young Falcon Tengu as a souvenir for this undead!

"It's possible, right? Shar." Selune's eyes widened in the floating castle, and she turned to ask her sister who knew better.

"Ah..." Shar opened his mouth slightly and said in a somewhat difficult tone, "Look... if he didn't think of this before, he should have thought of it now."

"Huh?" Selune tilted her head.

Hill, who had already understood, took a big mouthful of ice cream and stuffed his mouth with food, fearing that he would accidentally say it... Thanks to Old Snow Dog for providing Ao with valuable ideas.

For ao, as long as it can make the life of Jergal in hell a little more difficult, he will definitely do it.

Although he did take advantage of the Tablet of Destiny incident, Jergal used Cyric and Bane to throw the derived law that was touched by Ao out of the Styx.

Then the purer law of death was surprisingly handed over to the upright Kelanvor.

The two of them didn't completely decide the winner that time. It could only be said that Ao won a small game, but Yege didn't lose completely.

While savoring the fragrance of the mango, Hill thought with interest: Jergo was able to hold Kelanvor back last time and let him only make thunder in Waterdeep City for one night. Can he do it this time?

－－－－－－Digression－－－－－

Ah, that’s all for today.

Although it’s a bit hurt, I still deleted more than a thousand words describing the differences between Xueyun Peak and the two worlds, alas~

It deviated too much from the plot, and I had a big headache in revising it.

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