Suzaku

: Hello Uncle

“Meet my uncle.”

Yi Tianxing gently knelt beside the fat monk, put his hands together, and said respectfully.

The fat monk also snored like thunder, shaking the summit of Mount Sumeru with strong winds, but there was no sign of waking up.

Yi Tianxing smiled wryly and thought, this uncle was really lethargic as in the legend, scratched his head, moved closer helplessly, leaned to the fat monk’s ear and said softly, “Wu Neng, dinner is ready.”

The fat monk’s eyes opened sharply, and two cold lights shot out. He turned over and moved with the wind and clouds in the mountain. Yi Tianxing smashed down

There was a loud bang.

Yi Tianxing knelt on the ground, his knees sank into the hard bluestone, and the stone powder splashed violently.

He held the iron rod in both hands, clenched his teeth, a deep mark appeared on his lips, and the robes on his arms were shaken into silk by his muscles, flying in the air

On the iron rod are the terrifying nine sharp teeth of cold iron.

“The strength is not small.” The fat monk looked coldly at Yi Tianxing who was under the nail, two cold lights swept across his face, and then swept across the black iron stick that Yi Tianxing had been holding.

The fat monk frowned slightly, his pupils flashed several times, he didn’t feel the slightest bit silly, he looked like a well-known fortune teller. He slowly put away his nine-tooth nail palladium, sat down on the ground again, flicked the bluestone powder dyed on the cassock on his body, and squinted at Yi Tianxing.

Yi Tianxing coughed twice, got up from the ground, was looked down upon by the uncle, and quickly saluted again: “Yi Tianxing sees the second uncle.”

“Yi Tianxing” the fat monk said indifferently: “You changed your name, boy, where did you steal my brother’s stick?”

Yi Tianxing was stunned, thinking how these people can see what kind of shit and money boy he is

“My house was originally by the rubbish dump in the human world, and it was only after puberty that I realized that it was the Bodhisattva who threw me down to suffer.” He hurriedly told the old man about his past in the human world and the old monkey’s current situation.

“Uncle, the situation is like this.”

This is Yi Tianxing’s concluding remarks. After finishing speaking, he tilted his head and looked at the legendary uncle with a narrow smile.

During Yi Tianxing’s storytelling process, his Second Martial Uncle always maintained a fixed posture, that is, he lay on his back on the black stone altar, his eyes were wide open, and he took a deep breath from time to time. It seemed that he was very concerned about these things Also very interested.

At the end of the story, Comrade Wu Neng also narrowed his eyes, looked into Yi Tianxing’s eyes, and didn’t speak for a while.

There was an embarrassing silence, just when Yi Tianxing couldn’t bear the oppressive feeling of this black and white silent film, and sang pop songs angrily.

Comrade Wu Neng spoke.

Before the words came out, there was a burst of extremely happy and arrogant laughter.

“Wahhahahaha” burst into wild laughter, Wu Neng’s bloody mouth looked even more terrifying, the breath coming out of that big mouth didn’t know what it was like, Xun’s Yi Tianxing quickly covered his nose.

“Hahahaha.” Wu Neng laughed with pain in his stomach, and rolled around under the black stone altar with his round belly, sayingThe words seemed not so sharp: “You, you, you monkey, you have today.”

“Ha ha ha ha.”

Yi Tianxing was dumbfounded, thinking that this uncle, don’t be insane, he knows that the old monkey has lived in captivity for five hundred years, how can he be so happy

The laughter gradually fell down, and a coldness gradually emerged in the laughter, Wu Neng squinted his eyes, and the sinister meaning in the eyes gradually rose: “You know, in fact, for a thousand years, I have not convinced you very much. Master, that monkey.”

Yi Tianxing was taken aback, said goodbye in his heart, and came up with some old gossip.

Hao Jiacai, Wu Neng’s following words are more reliable: “I told the monkey a long time ago, don’t offend people everywhere just because you know how to fight. He offended those little gods and bodhisattvas back then, and the Buddha backed him up. Why, the Buddha is also considered the boss of our sect. But that monkey’s surname is too hot, and in the end he offended the Buddha, was expelled from Mount Sumeru, and the master was also imprisoned.”

Wu Neng’s cold words continued: “That broken monkey made Master and Lao Tzu feel ashamed in Mount Sumeru. Later, the Buddha disappeared, and Amitabha Buddha didn’t look at me, so I pretended to be stupid and stayed here on Mount Sumeru. , I thought that if I saw that poor monkey in the future, I would call him bloody.”

Yi Tianxing interrupted Second Martial Uncle’s memories inappropriately, and asked: “Mount Sumeru has been ruined, Liuyutian seems to have left, why can Pure Land allow you to stay here, Second Martial Uncle?”

“Because in this world, there has never been a powerful person who would think that a guy who is greedy for food and sleep, greedy for life and afraid of death can bring them any trouble.” Fate, the smell of scheming.

“Hey.” Yi Tianxing smiled and understood what the pig meant.

“Don’t bother me to be ruthless.” Wu Neng saved his breath and cursed: “I thought that that stupid monkey made a mess, which caused me to have a bad life. I don’t know how to scold me for hundreds of years. How many times did he do it. How could he have expected that he was worse off than Lao Tzu? All these times of saliva are wasted.”

“Hahahaha.” Wu Neng couldn’t help laughing again, as if thinking of the unsatisfactory experience of the elder brother in the past five hundred years made him much happier.

“Crazy Pig.” Yi Tianxing cursed deep in his heart.

Unexpectedly, Wu Neng’s words suddenly changed, and he said in an extremely gloomy manner: “Which bastard is it, who dares to shut down my respected and brave senior brother, go into the house and pack up the preserved fruit, and I will go down the mountain with you, and fight for my life with that fellow!” .”

Yi Tianxing was startled again, what the second senior brother Xindao said was so righteous and awe-inspiring, it really didn’t fit his character, after thinking about it, Yi Tianxing figured out the reason, smiled wryly and shook his head and asked Said: “Uncle Master must have guessed that it is the master of Buddha Guan.”

Wu Neng choked, a little embarrassed, and said with a shy face: “So what?”

Yi Tianxing sighed and said, “Master must also know that the Buddha is gone, not even the two great Bodhisattvas, Samantabhadra and Manjusri.”

Wu Neng blushed and said, “So what?”

Yi Tianxing said with a wry smile: “The Buddha is Guan Laohou’s great enemy, and you and I can’t find the Buddha. How can we take revenge? No wonder the uncle said so righteously. I think the uncle didn’t want to go down the mountain to avenge the master, but I’m afraid he wanted to go down the mountain.” Been to Huahuayuezi.

When Yi Tianxing said it broke his mind, Wu Neng blushed thickly, and said in a low voice: “You are so kind, you boy, how can you tell me everything in my mind?”

“But Shigong is still in the sky, so we can’t go back to the human world alone.”

“Master, this…” Wu Neng suddenly lowered his voice and cursed something like “pedantic, stupid”: “The mind of Zen is firm, and he has practiced asceticly. I can’t persuade him.”

Yi Tianxing smiled slightly: “Where is the master, the second uncle, you have to lead me there.”

“What are you doing with him?”

“Besides Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, the mantra of peace of mind can only be given by the Master Guild. The Bodhisattva is not very reliable, so I have to find the Master.” Yi Tianxing explained: “Master is trapped in Guiyuan Temple. The Supreme Buddha’s light is too powerful. There is also the mantra of peace of mind to activate the black gold bracelet on his wrist, so we have to find a way.”

After Wu Neng finished listening, he frowned and didn’t know what he was thinking. After a long while, he opened his mouth and said quietly: “I guess, if the master is gone, he won’t be able to help the elder brother.”

Yi Tianxing was startled, and thought that if the master couldn’t help rescue the master from the hut in the back garden of Guiyuan Temple, wouldn’t it be a dangerous trip with zero tour fee if he went to heaven, and it would be useless

Wu Neng then frowned and said, “Today is the first time I know that our respected senior brother has been imprisoned in the human world by the great Buddha for the past five hundred years, so there is a problem.”

“What’s the problem?” Yi Tianxing actually guessed what the problem was.

“Why?” Wu Neng took a deep breath, stared at Yi Tianxing’s eyes, and said coldly: “Even if the monkey gave the Buddha sour fruit, the Buddha has no reason to imprison the monkey for another 500 years. You really think this is skilled Type of work? The first 500 years of confinement was for the master to become a Buddha, and the next 500 years of confinement will require some kind of preaching. The Buddha has no tendency to violence, nor does he have the habit of confinement.”

Yi Tianxing said with a sad face: “I have discussed these questions with my master, but there is no answer. But the problem now is that the Pure Land Sect is hunting down the descendants of Mount Sumeru in the world, and Puxian Manjusri was killed miserably. Arhat is almost never reborn. Uncle ShiAh, boy, I am facing this situation now, so I am very anxious to get the master out of trouble. If he comes out, it is estimated that Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva will not have the courage to mess around in the world again. So the primary problem now is to rescue the master, not to find the reason why he was imprisoned. ”

“No.” Wu Neng shook his fingers philosophically, and said firmly: “We need to learn to look for the essence of everything. If we know why our respected elder brother was imprisoned, we will also know what the great Buddha is thinking. Maybe you will know why the Buddha disappeared, and why the Pure Land keeps trying to prevent the Mount Sumeru people from looking for the whereabouts of the Buddha.”

He lowered his voice, and said to Yi Tianxing mysteriously: “If we find the reason, we can talk to Amitabha and drink tea.” He laughed and said, “Everyone can be calm, why do we have to fight?” kill kill.”

Yi Tianxing gave him a blank look, thinking that this person who is afraid of death to such an extent, can find such a complicated excuse, which is quite amazing.

“Before the monkey was driven out of Mount Sumeru, he once had a chat with the Buddha in the orchard behind the mountain.” Wu Neng said, “I was stealing cabbage heart in the kitchen that day, so I don’t know the specific situation, but the master started from that day. Started moaning and moaning.”

He looked at Yi Tianxing, shook his head and said: “Master has been in a good mood since he learned the scriptures. He always smiled like a bride, but after that day he returned to his sad face, so I knew something must happen.”

He went on to say: “Then the monkey left, and the Buddha suddenly disappeared. Amitabha Buddha brought the Arhats of the heavens to Mount Sumeru. Powerful people, Liuyutian and those guys are also shameless people who have milk or mother, so they left with Amitabha Buddha.”

“A bloodless coup.” Yi Tianxing nodded, expressing his reason.

“Before Amitabha Buddha left, he found a quiet place to talk to his master. After he came out, he was not accused of any crime. Anyway, he exiled the master and locked him in a place without human habitation.” Wu Neng thought hard, “How can I I also don’t understand why the master is so obedient and why Guanshiyin Bodhisattva didn’t say anything.”

“What happened later?” Yi Tianxing was a little confused and asked, “Everyone in Mount Sumeru has left, so you stayed.”

“Amitabha took a look at the black stone altar, and then told me to guard it here and clean it every day.” Wu Neng cursed, “It’s the one behind you.”

Yi Tianxing looked to the left and saw Uncle Wu Neng leaning on the black stone altar. The black stone was moist and the breath was flowing inside, but he couldn’t see it clearly. It felt very strange.

“The uncle bears the burden of humiliation and protects the master wholeheartedly, and the nephew appreciates it.” Yi Tianxing suddenly saluted Wu Neng seriously.

Wu Neng said impatiently: “My old Wu has always been greedy for life and afraid of death, you boy, that’s not how you slip your beard.”

Yi Tianxing smiled and said: “Since the uncle said that he once asked the master whether he should go or not, he also tried to rescue the master from the place of imprisonment. According to the uncle’s surname, if it weren’t for the big restraints that held him back You, how could you endure the loneliness on the top of Mount Sumeru for five hundred years?”

There was a gentle breeze blowing from the top of Mount Sumeru, and it blew on the cheeks of the two, making them extremely comfortable.

Wu Neng unbuttoned his cassock, exposed his drum-like chest, and lay lazily under the black stone altar, humming, “I’m a philosopher, so I’m too lazy to move. It’s not because I want to save that bitch master.”

To be continued: