Suzaku

Conspiracy and Sap

Only the master came out from under the tree, talking lightly.

“For the sake of the peace of the entire Buddhist world, Amitabha resolutely refused to let the fact that the Buddha has passed away and would never return spread. At that time, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Manjusri Bodhisattva led the thirty-six arhats on Mount Sumeru to search for it in all walks of life. Manjushri has understood the meaning of the Buddha, and as the Bodhisattvas serving the Buddha, they will definitely inherit a pious heart and spread the enlightenment of the Buddha to the three thousand worlds.” He paused, “And that, three thousand worlds.” There will be no peace in the world.”

Yi Tianxing narrowed his eyes slightly and said, “That’s why Mount Sumeru, which was originally the center of the Buddha’s land, became the disaster that was most likely to shake the foundation of the Buddha’s land five hundred years ago. Therefore, Amitabha Buddha made a great vow to destroy Mount Sumeru in one fell swoop. Clean it up and rebuild Mount Sumeru.”

The word delusion is very arrogant and gnashing of teeth. From before to now, Yi Tianxing has always felt that the whole thing has a sense of absurdity that cannot be explained clearly. So many people died just to cover up the death of an old monk. Leaving Puxian miserable aside, just thinking about Ye Xiang being beaten to death once, revived once, and beaten to death again, shit, playing killing games in Pure Land still makes people calm down

Zhantan Gongde Buddha looked at him inexplicably, and said: “Naturally so.” In the heart of this newly promoted Buddha, it is not a big mistake for Amitabha Buddha to do these things for the sake of the peace of the Buddhaland.

Yi Tianxing frowned and said, “I’m afraid things are not that simple. I always feel that Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva is too cruel.” He immediately smiled and said, “Master, I don’t know. Five hundred years ago, after the Buddha left Mount Sumeru, Something very coincidental happened in the world.”

Yi Tianxing has never said these words to anyone, but he just pushed them out of the pile of old papers. But when he was in the human world, he always liked to pretend to be stupid, so naturally he wouldn’t say much.

“Jingzong first traveled in Jin Dynasty, and Master Huiyuan was later regarded as the ancestor of the Pure Land in the world. But the real Pure Land Sect began to flourish in the world, but it was only in the past five hundred years. This time period is too coincidental. Think about those Pure Lands The monk said that Amitabha Buddha is very pitiful and dull, so he made a lot of great vows, as long as everyone recites Namo Amitabha Buddha diligently, he can go to the Pure Land of the Western Heaven after death.” Yi Tianxing laughed and said: “This method can really bluff people. Who is cheap?”

Chantan Kung Virtuous Buddha sighed: “That is only an expedient measure. There is no Buddha on Mount Sumeru. Amitabha Buddha takes sentient beings to the Pure Land, which is also a great virtue.”

Yi Tianxing shook his head and said: “Diamond Sutra has a saying, to see me by color, to seek me by sound, is a person who walks in an evil way, and cannot see the Tathagata. The Pure Land sect asks people to recite the Buddha every day. If this is not to seek by sound, then what kind of behavior has entered the evil way. “He just shook his head. In fact, he never cared about which kind of practice method is correct and which one is obsessed. It’s just that the standpoint is different. Looking at the Pure Land Sect, he doesn’t like it no matter what.

“What did the boy want to say”

“What I want to say is very simple.” Yi Tianxing continued: “I think Amitabha Buddha saw that the Buddha was gone, so he wanted to be a Buddha himself, so he kept recruiting people from the world. More and more, isn’t that the truth?”

He asked the master, the master didn’t understand what the younger brother meant, he just knew what he meant, and said: “It’s a sin, a sin, how could Amitabha Buddha have such an idea? Even if the Buddha is not here, the next Buddha is.”

Zhan Tan Gongde Buddha suddenly paused, and glanced at Yi Tianxing.

Yi Tianxing shrugged and said, “Don’t say it, I’m annoying.”

“Oh, let me go.”

At this time, Yi Tianxing thought of another big shot. I think that Emperor Zhenwu was originally a small river god in the north. It was also 500 years ago, and suddenly incense was flourishing in the north. Avalokitesvara is beside

It’s just that Master Guanyin let Emperor Zhenwu take the throne, and Emperor Zhenwu rebelled again. What is the reason for this?

Yi Tianxing, who had watched too many Oliver Stone films, finally inevitably fell into the wonderful imagination of conspiracy theories, and said excitedly: “Amitabha Buddha wants to ascend, Guanyin has some other ideas, alas, there are so many conspiracies. ”

“Sins, sins, and impure speech, will go to hell with your tongue pulled out.”

Yi Tianxing waved his hands like chasing away mosquitoes, and said indifferently: “I have cultivated Bodhicitta, but I am half a Bodhisattva. The old saying is that punishment is not enough for scholar-bureaucrats. The Buddha also said that hell is not for Bodhisattvas.”

Zhantan Gongde Buddha snorted and said: “Killing people indiscriminately is nothing more than a reckless man.”

Yi Tianxing was so suffocated that he scolded: “I am always better than Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva. That Killer Bodhisattva would kill all the people on Mount Sumeru in the world for such a ridiculous reason. What kind of Bodhisattva is that?”

Zhan Tan Gongde glanced at him with a smile, and asked, “When you killed someone, what reason did you use?”

Yi Tianxing was at a loss for words.

Zhantan Gongde Buddha said quietly: “When you and I studied the meaning of the Buddha in detail, you also realized that all life is suffering and samsara is not happy. Now that you have thought of this level, why should you worry about the behavior of the Western Pure Land?”

Yi Tianxing shook his head, and said coldly: “When the Buddha reached that level, I am not so high-spirited and honest. All life is bitter.I am so happy and ruthless, I am very happy to spank Ye Xiang, if Ye Xiang is slaughtered again, and when he grows up to be able to chat and spank me, I will have to wait another twenty years, how can there be so many pure land time. ”

Chantan Gongde Buddha sighed again: “Then what are you going to do?”

“What should I do?” Yi Tianxing raised his eyebrows, “When the master returns to the world, the four generations of our grandparents and grandchildren will work together to break the cassock and the Buddha’s light. When the master comes out, we will rebuild a Mount Sumeru in the provincial capital. how dare”

Having fought with the Sunlight Bodhisattva, his confidence is now completely bursting.

Chantan Gongde Buddha shook his head: “After he comes out, he will kill again.”

Yi Tianxing used the spear of the son to attack the shield of the son, and said with a smile: “Master told me not to worry about killing people in the Pure Land before, so why should I always be worried about killing my master?”

Zhan Tan Gongde Buddha was speechless, how could he know that he just felt sorry for the monkey and hoped that the monkey would really be promoted to the Buddha’s position soon, that’s why he was so unwilling to let the monkey make trouble in the Pure Land.

He turned to say: “The whereabouts of the Buddha”

Yi Tianxing knew what he was asking, and after deliberating for a while, he said, “You should always tell Ye Xiang about this.”

“Namo Wo Buddha.” Zhantan Gongde Buddha sighed: “What should I do?”

Yi Tianxing knew what Master was worried about. Master was worried that Manjusri Bodhisattva knew the last will of the Buddha, so he immediately drew his sword and killed himself, or before he killed himself, he showed his bodhisattva body and announced to Buddhist believers all over the world.

“Brothers, don’t practice Buddhism, everyone thinks his grandma’s is fake, everyone listens to me, raise the knife in your hand, chop off the softest part of your stomach, and practice Buddhism for shrimps. for suicide”

The white robe fluttered like a child fairy Ye Xiangseng, showing a treasure statue of Bodhisattva, with a green dragon on the left, a green lotus on the left, and a sword on the right, stepping on the table with one foot, shouting to the prostrating monks and laymen all over the floor. Facing the morning glow in the east, his face was full of enthusiasm, and the red light reflected on his childlike beautiful face, which seemed a little distorted. He roared wildly: “Look, the Buddha has already wiped his neck, what are we waiting for?”

Yi Tianxing escaped from this cute fantasy, couldn’t help laughing out loud, and rolled under the fruit tree clutching his stomach.

Zhantan Gongde Buddha said with a sad face: “What’s so funny?”

“Nothing, nothing.” Yi Tianxing waved his hands again and again, finally held back his smile, and thought about it.

Zhan Tan Gongde Buddha looked at him curiously.

Yi Tianxing stretched out his index finger, pointed to the green shade of the fruit trees covering the vortex of the planet’s red air above his head, and asked, “Where do the fruits come from on this planet?”

Zhan Tan Gongde Buddha said: “This is the fruit core that he crushed after the Buddha talked with him in the orchard that day. I picked it unintentionally, but unexpectedly it grew here.” He patted it lightly. Looking at the already strong tree trunk, he said with a smile: “This place is not very good, and it is very difficult to get water and soil, so it has grown for five hundred years, but it has only grown so thick, and there are so many more trees.”

“Master, you are a disciple of the Buddha, you must really believe in the words of the Buddha.”

“good.”

“It’s just that you are too worried about the existence of the Buddhaland itself, so you reached an agreement with Amitabha Buddha and imprisoned yourself here, but it is not to doubt the Buddha’s choice.” Yi Tianxing said with a smile: “Master, you stayed on this broken planet Five hundred years ago, why didn’t you follow the path of Buddha?”

Zhantan Gongde Buddha was stunned, and after a long silence, Fang Shi said sadly: “Why haven’t you tried it? It’s just the method found by the Buddha, but I can’t find it.”

Yi Tianxing had guessed it a long time ago, thinking that this master is really mean-spirited and pitiful, he couldn’t help dying even if he wanted to die, he couldn’t help but chuckled, he has become a Bodhisattva and a Buddha, it is really a very difficult thing to want to die Difficult thing. Let’s not talk about bodhisattvas and Buddhas, but only ordinary people, after death, they will go to the underworld, drink the soup, and be reborn in the future. Thinking of this, Yi Tianxing suddenly stopped laughing and coughed twice. It seems that no matter who it is, it is really difficult to really die.

It seems that the Buddha is really powerful, at least a little stronger than all living beings.

At least he could die if he wanted to.

“Master, since you want to follow the path of the Buddha, but you can’t take that step, then Manjusri and Puxian, why not worry?” Yi Tianxing asked.

Chantan Gongde Buddha slapped his thigh and applauded: “Exactly, I can’t even die. How did the two great Bodhisattvas die? How did those arhats die? How did thousands of believers die in the Buddhaland?”

Yi Tianxing wiped his empty sweat, and said with lingering fear: “Then let’s go.”

Chantan Gongde Buddha was entangled by him helplessly, and sighed: “Your second uncle also worked so hard to climb in once three hundred years ago. At that time, he knelt in front of me for forty-nine days. I was not tempted. How can you persuade me?” gotta move me”

“It’s because I’m afraid that my monkey master will kill people everywhere after he comes out.”

Zhan Tan Gongde Buddha nodded.

“It’s really pedantic.” Yi Tianxing thought blankly, looked at the master in front of him, tightened his hand slightly, and the black iron rod suddenly grew out of his little finger, and he held it firmly hands.

He took a deep breath, then took a half step forward with his left foot, stepped back with his right foot, held the tail of the stick tightly with his left hand, and grasped the body of the stick with his right hand, exerting all his strength, he moved towards the master’s forehead up, hit hard

This is the business of beating sap sticks. Knowing that Shigong is the real Buddha, no matter how hard he can beat him to deathYes, Yi Tianxing will naturally not stay behind.

Wu Neng cried bitterly, but couldn’t persuade this pedantic Buddha, so Yi Tianxing thought of a ruthless trick to deceive his master and destroy his ancestors.

How about knocking me out and taking it away?

a stick, a hard stick

A loud noise resounded on the red planet, shaking the enchantment on the green fruit tree like water waves, and it seemed that it might be annihilated at any time.

The shock wave spread out from the barrier, and the terrifying power rushed straight into the red gas vortex of the planet. The hissing energy flew like an arrow, and the air was scattered and the fog flew away. Like an egg, it became a flat spread, like a big red spot.

The orchard trees were blown by the strong wind and the fruit fell all over the ground.

There was nothing beside Zhan Tan Gongde Buddha all the time, but for some reason, a tin staff suddenly appeared in his hand at this moment.

A ruthless stick just hit the tin rod, and there was a bang, bang, bang.

Zhan Tan Gongde Buddha seemed to be a little confused himself, stroking the tin staff in his hand, and said strangely: “I have been using you to support the weeping branches of the fruit tree, why did you come out at this time?” Turning his head to look at Yi Tianxing, he was even more puzzled and said : “Why did the boy hit the poor monk with a stick?”

Yi Tianxing was holding the black iron rod, his face was full of horror, and his pupils were full of disbelief and embarrassment.

Such an astounding blow, actually let the master understate it so lightly, no, it should be said that he followed it in a daze

What kind of strength does this Lafayette have?

To be continued: