Swallowed the Fruit of Thunder and Was Pulled by His Girlfriend to Slaughter the God

After a few hours.

"I'm finally home, I'm really tired today." Gu Qing sighed,

standing in front of the house,

He skillfully took out the key, and was about to poke it at the keyhole... suddenly froze for a moment.

"Did I forget something..."

Gu Qing rubbed his head,

The idea is so strong.

But what have you forgotten?

Can't remember.

click -

At this time,

the door opened,

Su Yuejin's head popped out of the door,

wide-eyed...

"You said earlier that you wanted to tell me something?" Gu Qing pondered for a moment,

result,

As soon as the words came out,

He saw... Su Yuejin's expression became more and more strange!

From being normal at the beginning, it slowly became... teary-eyed? !

"Ah Qing, I've been bullied." Su Yuejin held her mouth shut, her eyes sparkling, as if she was about to cry.

Gu Qing: "???"

This change came too suddenly, he couldn't fix it.

"Woo woo woo..."

Su Yuejin leaned against Gu Qing's arms with teary eyes, pounding his chest with small fists,

"There is no Chicken McNugget in the world, they are all deceitful..."

Gu Qing suddenly realized something,

The head turned stiffly,

Looking into the room...

see,

the whole floor,

All piled high with takeout bags from the Golden Arches!

Gu Qing was stunned for three seconds.

Two big characters came out of his mouth:

"I rely on..."

Gu Qing took a sharp breath,

Golden Arch moved to his house? !

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's said on the Internet that there is a Chicken McNugget who would put an extra chicken nugget, but I opened it and saw that there were five pieces of Chicken McNuggets, all of them are liars..." Su Yuejin was about to cry.

"?"

Gu Qing opened his eyes wide, "So, in order to meet the Chicken McNuggets, you bought hundreds of Chicken McNuggets and opened the blind box?!"

"...?"

Su Yuejin tilted her head, "Is there something wrong?"

Gu Qing was silent for three seconds,

Touching Su Yuejin's head,

Concern asked:

"How long have you had this symptom?"

"You idiot, don't even comfort me." Su Yuejin patted Gu Qing's hand away, pouted her small mouth, put her waist down, and stared at her with small eyes, as if she was about to cry.

"It's up to you to change the face of Sichuan Opera." Gu Qing chuckled.

"Come in and help me kill Chicken McNuggets." Su Yuejin rolled her pretty eyes, pulled Gu Qing into the room, and pushed him onto the sofa.

Before Gu Qing could sit still,

Su Yuejin fished a big bag of Chicken McNuggets from the ground and stuffed it into his arms.

"Hurry up! Or we'll be eating Chicken McNuggets for a month!"

"Eat it for a month... You really want to be a young man with hemorrhoids." Gu Qing had a strange expression,

Having said that, he didn't stop, he opened the takeaway bag, picked up the chicken nuggets and threw them into his mouth.

After running out for a day, I didn't eat much. Now I'm really hungry.

"What sauce would you like? Tomato or sweet and sour?"

Su Yuejin sat duck on the sofa, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV while asking.

"Dipping chicken nuggets in tomato sauce?! What a heretical way to eat!"

Gu Qing criticized seriously, squinting his eyes and stretched out his hand, "Chicken McNuggets...I only eat sweet and sour sauce!"

At this moment,

A news broadcast on TV:

"A severe thunderstorm occurred in the Beiwu area, and the sudden heavy rain caused landslides. Fortunately, there were no casualties..."

Gu Qing's hand holding the sauce paused for a while,

Is this... Yamen smoothing out his extraordinary influence with the church?

"Some small tricks of the yamen, if there is no real thing, the news of the mysterious and sneaky cholera would have been spread all over the world." Su Yuejin hugged the Chicken McNuggets, and put one piece after another into her mouth like eating potato chips.

"That's true." Gu Qing agreed deeply.

In the first twenty years of his life, he didn't even notice a trace of mystery and sneakiness, at most he saw urban legends in various forums.

This is enough to show that the yamen is very good at blocking mysterious information.

"I keep striding forward in the wind and rain, how can I forget your gentleness~~~"

At this moment, the cell phone in Gu Qing's pocket suddenly rang.

Gu Qing let out a 'huh',

It's already midnight, who is full enough to call himself?

"Hey?"

As soon as it is connected,

Gu Qing heard... a voice like a resentful woman:

"Brother...you finally got through the phone. I think this roast duck is almost like cold skin duck. Do you want more?"

The delivery man on the other end of the phone seemed to be standing in the wind, and there was a lot of wind in the background...

"..."

Gu Qing holds the phone,

I was stunned for a few seconds before I realized... This seems to be the takeaway I ordered before I met the bull's head and horse noodles at the Neon Inn, right?

"Damn!!!"

this moment,

Gu Qing finally remembered what he had forgotten.

How did he come back? !

Tomorrow, I will go to Tesla Park for a day trip! !

...

at the same time.

Beiwu District,

neon hotel,

In front of the dilapidated shop,

Two figures stood side by side.

One is a delivery boy wearing a helmet with kangaroo ears, and the other is an old man with missing front teeth... When the evening wind blows, the two people look very depressed from their backs.

"Master, are you waiting for someone here too?" The delivery guy turned his head weakly while carrying the roast duck.

"Hehe...that's right." The official was silent for a while, and then grinned faintly twice.

What about Gu Qing?

Why haven't you returned to the hotel yet?

"Damn it, I still want to show my cards and pretend to be aggressive in front of the young man..." The official stared at his dry eyes, and the dark circles under his eyes were almost coming out...

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