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Let me pinch you, Damn, this guy is really born in the Year of the Ox. "Hey, feed my waist. Can any of you give me a hand?" The young man got stuck in the car.

"Haha, you deserve it. Good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil. This is the reward in this life."

"That's right, who made you so awesome just now? Now you are giving me awesomeness. Hahaha"

"What a sin."

"Everyone, please ignore him. If anyone dares to save someone, I will fight him to death."

"Don't be like this, everyone. I haven't offended you, right? If anyone helps me, I will give him a hundred yuan later." The young man shouted loudly.

"Fuck, you really think highly of us. You think we haven't seen any money, right?"

"One thousand, I'll give you one thousand, who can come over and give me a hand?" Zhang Zishan couldn't bear the evacuation in Buick anymore. Damn it, when I went out, you guys were watching me, and you actually watched my jokes on the side.

"Don't pay attention to anyone, he will brag. You see, he buys buns here for breakfast. Can he pay you a thousand? Think about it, he just wants to take advantage of everyone." An older man

The uncle said. Everyone was already ready to make a move, but when he heard what he said, they immediately stopped moving. Think about it. If you really have money, who would still eat steamed buns at a roadside stall?

"Help, please help me. I'm really dying. I'll give you 10,000. As soon as I get out, I'll write you a check. It's absolutely true. I lied to someone and killed my whole family." Zhang Zishan felt his feet

It's almost broken. What happened today is so bad. How could I, him, mother, be so unlucky? Just blocking the road, I can meet such a weirdo. Anyone who wins this prize can be compared to five hundred

Wan, peat.

"I come……"

"Holy shit, what do you want to do? You want to do something. Come on, um, don't even look at who I am. Get out of the way." A young man with a wolf head tattooed on his arm took a step forward and wanted to get on.

The big man in front of me pulled him away and walked to the car.

"Okay, you cow, just wait for me and I'll send someone over."

"Go ahead and call me. I will be afraid of you. Are you afraid of calling me?"

"Can you get me out first? Hurry up, I'm about to die." Zhang Zishan heard that they were actually doing it again, and they were about to fight without opening their mouths. How long would it take before they could save him?

"Ai, I'll be here soon. Hehe, here I come. Will you really give me money? Let me warn you first. If you don't have money, don't come here to entertain me. Otherwise, huh, I'm not a vegetarian either."

The guy walked to the window and said.

Some of the others were in a hurry to go to work and left, while the more leisurely ones stood on the side and pointed at him. However, they didn't speak too loudly, for fear of provoking others. The person looked like he was not a serious person.

people.

The tattooed man fought hard and finally beat Zhang Zishan out.

"Thank you, brother," Zhang Zishan said after taking a few breaths.

"No thanks, please pay quickly. I have something else to do. Dozens of brothers are waiting for me to go drink." The tattooed man said.

"Well, this." Zhang Zishan wanted to refuse the bill, but he was a little afraid that this guy would take revenge on him.

"What, you want to default on the bill? Don't want to pay?" As soon as the tattooed man saw him hesitating, you knew what he had planned. Damn it, it took so much effort for Lao Zhi to pull you out, you

He didn't even give me any money.

"Hahahaha, I knew this guy had no money. You still didn't believe it. Now that you know it, I said don't save him." The old man said proudly.

"Old man, what the hell do you mean? Ah, you said I don't listen to old people?" The tattooed man actually heard it and turned around and said.

"No, really not." The uncle took a few steps back in panic.

"Hmph, give me the money quickly, or I'll make you look better if you don't. Mad, if you want to trick me, there's no way." The tattooed man grabbed Zhang Zishan's collar and lifted him up.

"Let go, I'll give, I'll give, let go quickly, I'll write you a check." Zhang Zishan was pulled so hard that it hurt. Damn, why are these people so barbaric? They strike at every turn.

"Hum, hurry up, Lao Zhi doesn't have that much time to spend with you." The tattooed man said.

Zhang Zishan quickly took out the check from his bag and wrote a check for 10,000 yuan to him.

"Yeah, that's right. I'll go get the money later. I hope you didn't lie to me. Otherwise you'll be doomed." After the tattooed man got the money, he left with satisfaction. As for waiting for others, idiots are waiting. Leave quickly.

That's the kingly way.

Zhang Zishan looked at his Buick with its wheels upturned, and called the insurance company. After waiting for about ten minutes, the police finally arrived at the scene. The person who came was none other than Xiao Yuyu, who led the team.

"What's going on? The traffic accident should be reported to the traffic police. How did you do it? Isn't this increasing our workload? Hey, where are you looking?" Xiao Yu saw that it was a traffic accident, and the car owner was actually lewd.

Staring at her breasts with squinted eyes.

He immediately scolded him angrily, "Call 122 for him. Really." After Xiao Yu finished speaking, he was about to get in the car and leave.

"Officer, this is not a traffic accident, this is man-made." Zhang Zishan came to his senses and said quickly.

"Then you go to the police station with me and explain what happened." Xiao Yu said. At first glance, he was not a good person.

"Officer, should you let someone chase the criminal first? That guy's name seems to be Tianyu, and I saw that their school uniforms are from Tianyu No. 2 Middle School. You should hurry up and take him to the police station. My car was stolen by him

He was overthrown. I want him to pay compensation. I want to sue him." Zhang Zishan said.

"What, you mean a high school student overturned your car? Are you sure?" When Xiao Yu heard the word "Tianyu", he naturally knew who did it. If it was him, it would be pretty cool.

Is it possible? I asked pretending to be stupid.

"Yes, it's that high school student. Everyone can testify for me. They all saw it with their own eyes." Zhang Zishan said.

"Who do you think can testify for you?" Xiao Yu snickered. Young man, you take it for granted. Witnesses are not so easy to find in the great Celestial Empire.

"I'm just kidding. How could these guys do this?" Zhang Zishan turned around and was dumbfounded. He had formed a whole circle just now, but they all disappeared in the blink of an eye. Why are we and the others so unlucky?

"What else do you have to say now? Are there any other witnesses? If not, just go to the police station with me." Xiao Yu said with a cold face. She tried hard to hold back her smile. Hum, I want to find Tianyu.

I don't even look at myself in the mirror to see what I look like.

"Uh, no, I admit it." Zhang Zishan said helplessly. Damn it, these guys seem to be more active than anyone else, and when asked to testify, they all run faster than rabbits.

"Then come with me to the police station. I now officially announce that I will sue you for obstructing official duties. Deliberately entertaining the police. Looking for trouble." After Xiao Yu said that, he took him into the police car and drove to the police station.

"I really didn't, I was wronged. How could I be so unlucky?" Zhang Zishan shouted, "I'm wronged. Why doesn't this beautiful policewoman not want to believe him? He didn't know that Xiao Yu and Zhang Tianyu knew each other. If he knew

You won't be surprised if you do.

(First update today, everyone must help me withstand it. Our achievements are hard-won, please help me. Please support me. Please support me with flowers. Please save me.)