Take the Department Store Back To the Three Kingdoms

"Grandpa, what the **** is this?"

Xu Chu was puzzled, looking at the shape of this object, it had nothing to do with the enemy's command.

Then Yuan Tan took out the remote control again, and when the thing ran up on its own, Dianwei and the others stumbled in fright.

"This is called a toy off-road vehicle." Yuan Tan looked at the pale faces of Xu Chu Dianwei and these fierce generals, feeling happy. He added another listening device, which is just right for the current use.

Before the words were over, the toy off-road vehicle hit a rock with its feet upright, leaving only the surprisingly rotating wheels, unable to run.

Everyone was still shocked.

Zhao Daniu said: "I can understand the big son, off-road, car, but what is a toy?"

Yuan Tan looked at the four-legged off-road vehicle: ∪＿∪, "It's for children to play."

what!

Everyone was shocked, followed by admiring eyes.

What the eldest son gave to the children could be to inquire about the military situation, and sure enough, he was not in the same realm.

Fanatic worship.

Er Gouzi said: "Lord Young Master, it's really amazing, but the mountain road is uneven, how can I get close to the enemy?"

Yuan Tan frowned, looked at the secret whistle that was interrogating the transportation team, and suddenly smiled, "You think too much, you can just drive over."

Soldiers: (⊙v⊙) Yes.

Wouldn't the honest past be discovered by the enemy?

Yuan Tan is radiant.

Defeat the great heroes of the Three Kingdoms period with the most common things in modern times.

And it was a blatant and positive insult, Yuan Tan was full of pride.

This is an affirmation of a transgressor.

Without a word, he drove the off-road vehicle on the road.

There is no way in the world, and if there are more people walking, it becomes a way.

Drive up along the way the transport team came out, although there are still some potholes, but the off-road vehicle with sufficient power also showed strong endurance.

Dianwei and the others were frightened, Bounce and Bounce gradually approached.

The sound of squeaking power also attracted the attention of the secret whistle and the transportation team.

In the afterglow of the sunset, before the huge sunset, Yuan Tan's off-road vehicle openly appeared in front of Liu Beijun.

"Wow! What kind of animal is this!"

Liu Beijun's first reaction was beyond Xu Chu's expectations.

Animals, the enemy thought it was an animal!

They looked at each other and compared their hearts to each other. If the eldest son didn't tell them in advance, they would think it was an animal.

Dian Wei came to be witty, and couldn't bear the excitement in his heart, "The enemy must think it is a mouse."

"What kind of mouse, I must think it is a rabbit."

"It's a rabbit. Look at that long needle. I think the enemy will think it's a hedgehog." Er Gouzi said solemnly.

The enemy's exclamation came from the horse.

"Wow, what kind of ground mouse is this!"

"What a mouse, have you ever seen a mouse with round feet? It must be a rabbit."

"Sister Rabbit, the feet of the rabbit are not round, I dare to confirm it is a hedgehog! Or a hedgehog with only one thorn left."

Liu Beijun had no resistance in front of the toy off-road vehicle and started to argue.

And gradually white-hot.

"Grab it, stew it and try it!"

"This kind of mountain products can't be stewed, they should be roasted and delicious."

Yuan Tan grinned when he heard the words. Can he pull it out without eating it? The ignorant are bold.

"What are you doing? Why are you so messy? Forget about your responsibilities! What should I do if I am caught in a mess by the enemy?" A secret whistle leader ran from the mountain and directly scolded him.

"Captain, look..."

"this is……."

Yuan Tan drove the off-road vehicle into the grass in a hurry.

The captain was also taken aback, but immediately said solemnly: "Isn't it just a strange animal? There is nothing to yell at. I have seen two little piglets. You will take Shuishan immediately, and you will continue to perform duties here. , Who is barking, military law is engaged."

The captain turned around with quite a bit of authority.

Others still talked about it, feeling very unbelievable.

For a while.

Two Liu Beijun secretly whispered, "Why haven't the last team come back? Let's search for that animal, maybe we can sell it for a lot of money."

Before the voice was over, I saw a group of people appear.

"Why don't I know you?" One of the secret whistles looked at Yuan Tan warily.

Yuan Tan disdainfully said: "With so many people, can you know each one? I have forgotten how you look like when I went down the mountain, the password."

"Yuan Tan!" the other said suddenly.

Dian Wei and the others were shocked, the major event was not good, and they were seen through.

He found that Yuan Tan had no response when he heard his name, and said indifferently: "Eating shit."

Dian Wei and them: (⊙o⊙) Ah!

what's the situation?

"Well, let's go in." The dark whistle said.

Dian Wei and them: (⊙v⊙) Hmm.

It turns out that this is the password, and I thought that if it weren't for the great master to have a strange thing, this password would be enough to make them completely exposed.

This Zhang Fei is too stinky and shameless, but it is in line with his personality.

...

When Yuan Tan entered the cave, the sky was completely dark. Fortunately, I scolded myself twice and came here smoothly.

The dark cave has only faint lights.

Pieces of soldiers lie down on the mountain in the dark, and some are licking the bell stone to try it out.

They were a group that came back from outside, so there was no question when they wandered.

"Lord, this is Zhang Fei's cave, and Liu Bei's cave is at the other end." Er Gouzi sneaked back, "Subordinates have already asked clearly. The brightly lit cave in the cave is where Zhang Fei sleeps. ."

Yuan Tan nodded, "This cave is really secret. If Xu Shu took the initiative to say it, it would be impossible to find it."

After a while.

Yuan Tan and others found an open space close to Zhang Fei's cave and began to rest on the mountain.

Gradually, the sound of thousands of people snoring echoed in the cave.

Instead, Yuan Tan came to the spirit, "While we were resting, we first caught Zhang Fei alive, and then created chaos to take Zhang Liao and the others up the mountain."

The cave, the entrance and the mountain outside are heavily guarded, but inside it is much looser.

Firstly, it was because of the sealing, and secondly, because of the poor environment, all the soldiers were very irritable.

But the hole in the hole where Zhang Fei slept was heavily guarded.

There is a 30-meter-long passage in front of the cave door, which is open without any obstruction, and the torch is bright.

Although there are only four guards, they are in the same position, and anyone who comes here can't escape their eyes.

"Lord, what should I do?" Xu Chu scratched his head. This kind of situation will be discovered as soon as he shows up. If it is too late to kill the enemy, he will be called to the police instead.

Yuan Tan: ∪_∪, "Look at me."

Take out the toy off-road vehicle.

Squeak~

"what sound!"

The guards all became vigilant, but no one was found.

They immediately spotted the off-road vehicle: ヾ(?｀Д′?)

Seeing the off-road vehicle came in between them and ran back and forth a few laps, the guard's eyes gradually became hot.

Exotic animals!

Fame!

Good food!

money!

The four guards had different ideas, doing the same thing, and rushing forward.

Wherever the off-road vehicle drives, it will chase it wherever it goes.

Yuan Tan's remote control was also sweaty, but fortunately, the guards pushed each other to prevent others from taking the first step, and then ran out of the encirclement.

The guards followed.

Suddenly, severe pain came, what a strange animal, why didn't he knock them out.

"Lord, the two of us can go in." Xu Chu looked at the four guards on the ground. The unparalleled fierce general felt that he was so superfluous and volunteered.

"I'll go too." Dian Wei had similar thoughts.

"Go." Yuan Tan listened to Zhang Fei's grunt from inside the cave, and he was sure after going in, he was definitely not the one who grabbed credit for his work.

That is, ten seconds later.

He saw Dian Wei and Xu Chu sneaking back.

Frowned, "Where is the man?"

It's really weird to come back like this.

Dian Wei wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Grandpa, Zhang Fei is still up and lying on the bed with his eyes open."

Xu Chu was also sweating coldly, "Lord, thanks to our wit ~ www.wuxiaspot.com~ this was not discovered by him."

Dian Wei was very angry at the moment, "Zhang Fei is really shameless. Hearing from the world, Cao Cao dreams of killing people so as not to get close to him. This Fei is more cunning and snoring, making people mistakenly think that he is asleep."

"Fortunately, the two of us are careful. If you go in, you will be caught." Xu Chu's expression is all inviting.

Yuan Tan frowned upon hearing this: "You mean, he has his eyes open?"

"Yes." Dian Wei said.

"Do you still snore?" Yuan Tan asked.

"Yes, it's shameless, fake sleep." Xu Chu nodded.

"Hahahaha."

Yuan Tan suddenly laughed and walked over.

Behind them, Dian Wei Xuchu and their horrified gazes.

This pretense is beyond their imagination.