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", it's coming, the inventory of the first place is finally here!"

"I've been waiting for a long time, 682! Uncle 682 is finally here!"

"It's finally time to wait, damn it, after so long of foreshadowing, I finally saw the 682 master himself appear!"

"It's coming, it's finally here, it's finally the 682 uncle I'm looking forward to, I'm calling it cowhide!"

"Immortal lizards? Why did I think 682 was a humanoid containment object, but I didn't think it was a lizard?"

"Immortal lizard, 682 uncle? tsk, I've been waiting for a long time to finally get to this day, and I've dreamed for a long time and finally made my dream come true!"

"Actually, I guessed yesterday that this first place is definitely Uncle 682, after laying the groundwork for so long, Uncle 682 has finally been released, I can't wait to know what kind of containment this is!"

"Tsk, 682 is out, so when will 343 come out?"

"Blind guess, the next inventory!"

"Damn, do you need to guess a wave blindly? I know that the next wave will definitely be 343 with a strand of hair!"

"Maybe, how do you know that the next inventory is not something else?"

"Yes, yes, yes, as far as it seems, this containment object has at least four or five thousand appearances, and now, there are only twenty of them, even if because of these twenty containments, there are other containment objects, if you want to count four or five thousand containments, you have to count at least a hundred or so periods!"

"A hundred issues, tsk, this is something to see!"

"I declare that in the next five years, we all have it!"

"I don't care, Uncle 682 is the eternal god!"

At this moment, in the live broadcast room, countless people were excited because of the appearance of the strange object-682 uncle.

They have long been looking forward to Uncle 682.

And now, Uncle 682 has finally appeared.

Soon, with the appearance of the number, the image photo of the 682 uncle also appeared!

Sure enough, it was a huge lizard, but this lizard was a little weird, and it had some hair on its head, which looked weird and weird.

didn't wait for countless netizens to complain.

I can see that the various characteristics of this 682 uncle have finally been completely exposed!

[Strange Object-682 Immortal Lizard!]

[Object Class: Keter]

[Description: Artifact-682 is a large, monitor lizard-like reptile creature that possesses intelligence, appears to be very intelligent, and has been observed to engage in complex communication with Artifact-079 for a limited period of exposure. 】

[In the interview log, it was also discovered that Strange Object-682 has a hatred for all life.] 】

[Characteristics: The characteristics of Strange Object-682 are mainly manifested in its super regenerative ability, even if it loses 87% of its body tissue, it can recover quickly, and it can move freely. 】

[It can take energy from almost anything ingested, organic or inorganic!]

[It also has terrifying adaptability, its form can change according to the attack environment, and when attacked, it can evolve its own parts or organs to adapt or resist.] 】

[The morphological evolution of Strange Object-682 can increase, decrease, or change the length and width of its own volume; change the number, size, length and width of eyes, legs, tails, hearts, claws, etc.; change from crawling form to standing form; grow spikes, blades, tentacles or wings; change color and appearance; and even perform atomic breathing, dimensional strikes, space distortion and other abilities. 】

[In addition to the form itself, Alien Matter-682 can arbitrarily change its various properties, which is also the so-called 'indestructible' property, rather than being completely immortal or absolutely defensive, and when cross-experimenting with containment objects with nirvana capabilities, 682 can even temporarily transform itself into an inorganic matter, i.e., a "non-living" state, thus bypassing the object's nirvana. 】

[Evaluation: Unreasonable and invincible, erasure fails, your uncle is your uncle after all!]

"Tut-tut, cowhide, this is the real cowhide, unreasonable and invincible, ineffective in obliteration?666!"

"Super regeneration, it's simply immortal, it can adapt and evolve infinitely, what the hell is it, it's useless to throw it into space, right?"

"Haha, if you throw it into space, maybe Uncle 682 can evolve the characteristics that don't need oxygen, and even maybe evolve the characteristics of absorbing all kinds of radiation to become stronger!"

"This absolute adaptability is terrifying, this is the most unnatural bug!"

"Indeed, this is the most rebellious bug, much stronger than any erasure!"

"No wonder, although on the surface, he is afraid of 173, but in fact, Uncle 682 said that as long as he has enough eyes, he can ignore 173!"

"Until today, I didn't discover the horror of Uncle 682, before, I thought that Uncle 682 was like a war demon, but I really didn't expect that Uncle 682 was even more terrifying, and the war demon was a younger brother in front of Uncle 682!"

"Good guys, you can even evolve atomic breaths, dimensional strikes, space warps... Good fellow, an absolute adaptation trait that can evolve a true superpower and become a powerful reality bender!"

At this moment, countless netizens were discussing excitedly.

They were simply curious about this absolutely adaptable characteristic.

It feels like this is an absolute adaptation trait, and it can evolve countless terrifying abilities.

Uncle 682, he really lived up to his expectations.

Although many people have said that they are not looking forward to 682, when the characteristics of Uncle 682 were exposed, it still aroused everyone's interest.

This is true invincibility.

And it was when everyone was discussing.

But in that picture, new words appeared.

["Strange Object-682 Test Item"]

[Addendum 682 Test 1: Termination Test: Attempt to Terminate Strange Object-682 Using Strange Object-409!]

【Experiment Result: Failed!】

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[Addendum 682 Test 2: Termination Test: Attempt to Terminate Strange Object-682 using Strange Object-173!]

【Experiment Result: Failed!】

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[Addendum 682 Test 3: Termination Test: Attempting to Terminate Strange Object-682 Using Strange Object-017!]

[Strange Object-017 Shadow Demon, Devouring Shadow Devouring Human Body!]

Experimental procedure: 682 was exposed to 017. SCP-682 let out several high-pitched howls, damaging several recording instruments. 】

[The sound contains several wavelengths, and has been reported by staff as "the most terrifying roar.] 】

[017 appears to begin to stagger along, retreating into the farthest corner of the containment area.] 】

[682 attempts to breach both its own and 017's containment.] 】

[Agents remove 682 after suppression.] 682 claims: "You stinky bunch of tissues; you won't [DATA EXPUNGED]"]

【Experiment Result: Failed!】

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[Addendum 682 Test IV: Termination Test: Attempt to Terminate Strange Object-682 Using Strange Object-343!]

[Strange Object-343 God, a man who claims to be God.] 】

[Procedure: Strange Object-343 does not appear to be able to see Strange Object-682, and claims that Strange Object-682 is not his creation, and asks the Containment Society to solve it themselves. 】

[Experimental Results: Fruitless!]

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[Addendum 682 Test 5: Termination Test: Attempt to Terminate Strange Object-682 Using Strange Object-738!]

[Strange Object-738 and Magic Scheme!]

[Procedure: Researcher sat on Object-738-2 and asked, "In exchange for the permanent destruction of what we call Object-682, and at the same time leaving the planet, its biosphere, humanity, human civilization, the Containment Society, and the rest of the universe intact?"

The entity takes the same form as it did during Test 203, stating that "you asylum can't afford it, and you certainly can't afford it." Then there was no further response. 】

[Experimental Results: Fruitless!]

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[Addendum 682 Test 6: Termination Test: Attempting to Terminate Strange Object-682 Using Strange Object-096!]

[Strange Object-096 Shy People...]

[Procedure: Screaming continued for 27 hours before the noise suddenly stopped. 】

[Sonar camera installation now shows Strange Object-096 severely injured and curled up in a ball in the southwest corner, seemingly depressed.] 】

[Strange Object-682 is located at the northernmost point of the room, and approximately 85% of its initial mass is gone.] 】

[The recontainment team was able to recover two instances with relative ease.] 】

[Subsequent attempts to expose Object-096 to Object-682 will cause it to turn away from 682, jump somewhere, and scream and scratch its face.] 】

【Experiment Result: Failed!】

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[Addendum 682 Test 7: Termination Test: Attempting to Terminate Strange Object-682 Using Strange Object-524!]

[Strange Object-524 Gluttonous Rabbit, a Rabbit That Can Devour Everything!]

[Experimental Procedure: Strange Object-524 and Strange Object-682 were introduced to the test site. 】

[Strange Object-682 suspiciously examines Strange Object-524, at which point Strange Object-524 begins to gnaw on the right forelimb of Strange Object-682.] 】

[Strange Object-682 jumps backwards and growls.] 】

[Object-524 chases Object-682 for two minutes, at which point Object-682 climbs along the wall of the testing chamber to a height of 4 meters out of reach of Object-524.] 】

[Object-524 stops chasing and begins to wash its face with its paws; it continues this action for 15 minutes, during which time Object-682 remains on the wall at a height of 4 meters out of reach of Object-524.] 】

[Experimental Results: Fruitless!]

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[Addendum 682 Test VIII: Termination Test: Attempting to Terminate Object-682 Using Strange Object-2337!]

[Strange Object-2337 "Dr. Spanko", High Decibel Chicken!]

[Procedure: After being informed that Strange Object-682 was a "well-known extreme anti-worm gummies", Strange Object-2337 emitted a trumpet-like screeching sound and entered Strange Object-682's containment chamber.

[Strange Object-2337: The Posture of a Noble Turkey!The Fist of the Eleven Thousand Battle Cushions!!The Damn Tornado, Boom Quack!]

[Strange Object-682: Get out.] 】

[Strange Object-2337: Howl Idea!

[Strange Object-2337 destroys the south blast door of Strange Object-682 with a sonic impact, and then walks out of the room, looking very proud again.] Containment procedures were used to minimize the number of casualties among personnel, and the containment breach of Strange Object-682 was avoided. 】

【Experiment Result: Failed!】

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[Addendum 682 Test IX: Termination Test: Attempting to Terminate Strange Object-682 Using Strange Object-2521!]

[Strange Object-2521●●|●●●●●|●●|●, an indescribable person!]

[Procedure: Alien Object-682 was restrained in Room 145-B, the laser was activated and began to cut the back of Alien Object-682, and the emergency exit from the control room was closed.

[9 seconds at Strange Object-682: What are you doing?]

[At 13 seconds, the laser begins to engrave infohazard data into the skin of Strange Object-682, and Strange Object-682 lets out a loud roar.] 】

[At 14 seconds, the emergency exit from the control room is closed.] 】

[At 124 seconds, the laser cutting ends.] 】

[At 126 seconds, ●●|●●●●●|●●|● appears.] 】

[At 132 seconds, Strange Object-682 breaks free.] 】

[At 134 seconds, ●●|●●●●●|●●|● entangled in the body of the strange object-682.] 】

[At 135 seconds, Strange Object-682 begins vocalizing.] 】

[At 136 seconds, ●●|●●●●●|●●|● disappears, taking only the skin of the infohazard data engraved on Strange Object-682.] Experiment terminated. 】

【Experiment Result: Failed!】

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[Addendum 682 Test X: Termination Test: Attempt to Terminate Strange Object-682 Using Strange Object-106!]

【Strange Object-106】

[Experimental process: rejected!]

[Experimental Results: Fruitless!]

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[Addendum 682 Test XI: Termination Test: Attempting to Terminate Strange Object-682 Using Strange Object-3930!]

【Strange Object-3930 Phase Screaming Demon】

[Procedure: Strange Object-682 was brought into Strange Object-3930 and successfully disappeared from existence. 】

[However, despite the fact that Strange Object-682 no longer exists, Containment Society personnel still see Strange Object-682.] 】

[When the entity is observed, vivid images or memories are recalled in the brains of individuals who have seen the manifestation of Strange Object-682.] 】

[The entity has been observed to "attack" personnel, killing them, despite the fact that Artifact-682 does not exist in these attacks.] 】

[It is important to note that individuals killed in this way all died when their brains stopped working, despite the "physical damage" on their bodies.] 】

[Even if the entity that caused them does not exist, all the damage caused by that entity becomes "real."] 】

[Fifteen hours later, Strange Object-682 was found in its containment chamber. It is unclear how Artifact-682 survived this event. 】

【Experiment Result: Failed!】

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[Addendum 682 Test 12: Termination Test: Attempt to Terminate Strange Object-682 Using Strange Object-076!]

【Strange Object-076 Abel】

【Experimental process: archived!】

【Experiment Result: Failed!】

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[Addendum 682 Test XIII: Termination Test: Attempt to Use Proposal: Gatekeeper Execution of Strange Object-682!]

[Strange Object-001 Proposal: Gatekeeper]

[Procedure: Strange Object-682 was safely transported to a one-kilometer radius of the gatekeepers. 】

[The drone is hit by the gatekeeper and disappears.] 】

[Strange Object-682 and a backup camera survive.] 】

[Strange Object-682 is seriously injured, with multiple open bleeding wounds.] 】

[Strange Object-682 crawls out of the wreckage of the vehicle and crawls towards the gatekeeper.] 】

[Strange Object-682: Is this a garden?] (Strange Object-682 begins to laugh) This is not a garden, the garden is far to the west. 】

[Strange Object-682 is attacked.] Strange Object-682 survived, severely injured, and was reduced to only one leg. Strange Object-682 dragged itself to the gatekeeper with its only remaining limbs. 】

[Strange Object-682: Death? You commanded me to die? Oh, don't we all like it, but it's a curse, a curse I received because of the fruit.] 】

[Warped Object-682 is hit again, and Warped Object-682 is severely damaged, but still alive due to its unusual recovery ability.] 】

[Strange Object-682: It's not a garden, and you're not Uriel (Strange Object-682 spits at the gatekeeper. ）】

[Strange Object-682 is hit again, and Strange Object-682 loses consciousness due to severe injuries.] 】

[Personnel enter the 1 km perimeter of the gatekeeper.] 】

[They report hearing a "remove" sound from the gatekeepers, and they are forced to collect the body of Artifact-682.] Strange Object-682 returned to containment without difficulty. 】

【Experiment Result: Failed!】