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"Hahaha, is the bug okay?"

"I'm laughing, is there still a bug?"

"Why not? When you meet a lamp god, he can grant you three wishes, and then, you promise two first, and then ask for a dragon ball, and then ask the dragon to give you a magic lamp...... Dragon Ball ...... Magic Lamp ......"

"Damn, 666, this is okay!"

"Weak explosion, okay, if there really is such a containment, hehe...... My first wish is: the next wish is to do the opposite, the second wish is: not to fulfill my third wish, and the third wish is: ignore my first wish!"

"Guess why the lamp god is blue?"

"Hahaha,, blue screen warning!"

"Tsk, you're not doing this with the God of Lights, you're doing it with yourself, you stuck the God of Lights, what's the benefit to yourself?"

"Well, I know what the end result is, containment breach!" (doghead .jpg)"

"The magic lamp is super evolutionary, and he raised the watermelon knife and scolded angrily: Why are you stuck in the bug, right?"

"Well, I feel that the truest situation is that the magic lamp means that all your wishes have been granted, and then, he ran away!"

"Hahaha, real!"

"To be honest, I want to know if this and Momou Yi can give me a magic lamp! Not really, give me seven dragon balls!" (funny .jpg)"

"It's said that you can't get stuck bugs, you can't get stuck bugs, even if he can really help you achieve it, then, what is the cost?"

"It's all there!"

"Hahaha, Gul'dan is furious!"

At this moment, in the live broadcast room, countless people were discussing.

At this time, new text appeared in the picture.

["Strange Object-738 Test Item"]

[Addendum 738 Test 1: Researcher sits on Object-738-2 and waits.] 】

[Result: Researcher reported several attempts to coerce him into making a trade, including the love of his crush, a project that would make him a highly respected researcher, and his promotion to O5 status.] 】

[Startled, the researcher exits Object-738-2 room.] 】

[Records provide information on what happened afterward, with researchers reporting that the entity's disappearance was returned to the drawer with quills, parchment, and folders.] 】

[Camera measurements reveal that the aforementioned object returns to the drawer at a speed of 120 meters per second, and researchers report seeing a man in a red and gold suit. 】

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[Addendum 738 Test 2: D-Class personnel instructed to sit on Strange Object-738-2 and analyze parchment and documents.] 】

[Result: Spectral analysis confirmed that the parchment paper was made of human skin, and that the feathers in the quill were from an unidentified bird.] 】

[Subject asks for freedom and is told the price is the death of his best friend, the D-class laughs and agrees, and then disappears.] 】

[The D-Class was then recaptured 5 hours later.] 】

[Afterwards, D-class personnel report seeing a beautiful and attractive woman during testing.] 】

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[Addendum 738 Test III: Instruct another D-Class personnel to sit on Object-738-2.] 】

[Result: The D-class offered to have the strength to never be returned to his cell, supposedly at the cost of the memory of the D-class's mother.] 】

[The D-Class accepts the trade.] 】

[Following acceptance, [DATA EXPUNGED] resulted in the death of 12 guards and the D-class.] 】

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[Addendum 738 Test IV: D-Class personnel with dyslexia and severe intellectual disabilities instructed to sit on Strange Object-738-2.] 】

[Result: The language used to present the contents of the transaction on the parchment appears to be rudimentary icons, but there are some words written on the parchment.] 】

[For the most part, these phrases have nothing to do with icons, but rather frequently humiliate the D-class's intelligence.] 】

[The D-class asks for a piece of food, and the entity offers to accept it in exchange for a D-class toy that can be substituted for the Society's toy, and the food materializes on the table, along with antique silverware, delicate porcelain plates, and crystal glass straw cups filled with burgundy grape juice.] 】

[After eating, the D-Class appears rather sad when he discovers that his toy is missing.] 】

[The D-Class personnel reports seeing a large pink rabbit.] 】

[After the transaction is completed and the D-class exits his chair, a sigh is recorded.] 】

[Test 4 Follow-up: Observe the results of the D-class personnel naming other toys "Mospy". 】

[Result: Once the D-class named the toy "Mospy", it vanished, and the D-class appeared rather distressed. 】

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[Addendum 738 Test V: Destruction Test.] 】

[Result: Use (DATA EXPUNGED), explosion, fire, shooting, and wood chipper all failed.] 】

[Attacking the table directly with an axe, leaving only a 3 mm deep incision, resulting in [DATA EXPUNGED] and the death of the attacker, the incision remains on the table.] 】

[Footage shows that the incision is recovering at a rate of 1 micron per day.] 】

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[Addendum 738 Test 6: Researcher sits on Strange Object-738-2 and asks 'Who are you?']

[Result: The entity takes the image of a large snake and states, 'I'm sorry, it's illegal to disclose personal information, but can I tell you about [REDACTED]?'] 】

[The researcher stands up from his chair, shuddering, and ends the conversation.] 】

[Due to information revealed by the entity during the seduction phase, the researcher is now placed in the Fifth Psychiatric Hospital pending review.] 】

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[Addendum 738 Test VII: Senior Counsel to the Foundation's Legal Department, Attorney Sherdon Katz.] 】

[Result: At the beginning of the test, Mr. Kaz presented the entity with a notarized, marginally annotated affidavit stating that he was participating in the test on behalf of himself and not on behalf of a Foundation operative. 】

[Approximately 41 hours after the start of the test, Mr. Kaz fell into a coma due to exhaustion.] 】

[Mr. Katz describes the entity as identical to his first-year law school professor, but he declines to describe what the entity proposes.] 】

[He reports that before he fell unconscious, he was working on the precise technical definition of the word 'should.'] 】

[Mr. Katz declares that the draft agreement currently under preparation contains at least 900 pages of the draft agreement that he and the entity have drafted, and does not include evidence and annexes, and that he regrets not leaving a copy of his form file. 】

[A red leather envelope with a sulfur smell is found on Mr. Katz's body, with a handwritten note reading 'You are welcome to come back at any time, I haven't been so happy in years.] ’】

[Mr. Katz has applied for transfer to another position.] 】

At this time, as the documentation of the test project was exposed, everyone stared, feeling a little incredible.

"Oh, good fellow, this is really able to make people's wishes come true!"

"Tsk, what is this testing? Can't you just make a wish and make a containment disappear? Or maybe you can get a magic lamp?"

"Well, the price of the disappearance of the containment object is the annihilation of half of the universe!" (dog-headed .jpg)"

"Hahaha, what the hell, are you going to laugh at me?"

"If it's a magic lamp, then it's even more incredible, maybe it will cost you your life, and then, you get a magic lamp, are you willing to ask for it?"

"Hahaha, isn't that a bargain? Anyway, if you can't give your own life, if you let me kill someone, that's okay!"

"If you get a wishing lamp at the cost of killing people, hehe, this world, I'm afraid it will be chaotic a long time ago, and the world's seven billion people, maybe there will only be 3.5 billion left in the end!

"By the way, have you noticed that when you make a wish to gain power, it is possible that you yourself will be in absolute danger! For example, a certain D-class personnel died directly after killing twelve guards!"

"That is, the power he gained is not enough, but if he gains the power that surpasses everything, he will directly blow up a base, and then, escape. "

"Hahaha, then you're underestimating the asylum too much!"

"Yes, I guess that guy was stupid and killed himself, but if he had been smart, if he had Dr. Kondraki's IQ, I'm afraid, he would have run out a long time ago. "

"Tsk, if he had Dr. Kondraki's IQ, would he still be a D-class?"

"Indeed, it makes sense!"

"Anyway, this price seems a bit outrageous? It's a conceptual price? When the D-class's toy disappears, even the thing named that toy will disappear, tsk, brothers, I suddenly have a bold idea, why don't you let this D-class person name a certain containment object "Mospy"? When the time comes, will this containment disappear? Or will this containment not disappear?"

", I thought there was no way to get a bug with Momou Yi, but I didn't want to, why did you get stuck with a bug?

"Cowhide, the road never conceived!"

"After all, containment objects are containment objects, and ordinary toys are toys, so this is a magic scheme, so it shouldn't affect the containment objects, right?"

"Hehe, if it doesn't disappear, wouldn't that be equivalent to no price?

At this moment, countless netizens said, but some words began to be a little outrageous.

But not to mention, the possibilities that some netizens said can really be realized......

It's absolutely amazing, no one thought that even the shelter didn't expect that the topic would be brought up by netizens!

Sure enough, the phrase "generations of netizens producing talents" is not a joke!

Even Governor O5-1, and countless members of the Asylum Society, were silent when they saw this.

It seems, like, is it really possible?

Sure enough, the thinking of countless netizens is terrifying......

Especially when these ideas come together, it's simply invincible!

Is it bad to just name 682 "Mospy"?

What else to trade?

What destroys half of the universe to make Uncle 682 disappear?

That's just a joke.

Don't you love doctrine?

Do you like the 682 uncle named "Mospy"?

At this moment, countless people were discussing, and they were excited, feeling that this was too much to do with the magic scheme.

A little feature can be played by countless people.

At this moment, the picture also changed at this moment.

Live broadcast, it's on!

But see, it's a huge office.

In the office, there are also various religious patterns and flags.

Of course, this is a modern church, which seems to be somewhat similar to the Catholic Church.

In the office, the most conspicuous thing is the mahogany table in the main seat, which has a lot of brass decorations, which looks extremely extraordinary!

At the same time, the table also has a matching high-backed chair with brass accents.

And on the high-backed chair sat a bishop dressed in red.

He frowned at the mahogany seat, but he always felt that something was missing.

Less, indeed!

Because his disciples once said that this mahogany table is a complete set of a main seat, a guest seat, a table!

The seat he is sitting on now is the guest seat, but the main seat does not know where it has been lost.

Fortunately, there has been news recently that it seems that this main seat has been found, but that main seat is in the hands of another person, that person is not only rich but also powerful, and the main seat is extremely gorgeous.

But the cardinal had already achieved this position, and it was almost impossible to go further, and at his age, the only thing he wanted to think about was to put together this chair.

He just wants a throne!

Isn't that satisfying?

"Good news, bishop, good news!"

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from the door, and immediately, a priest quickly entered the office, looked at the cardinal archbishop with a surprised face, and hurriedly shared his good news: "Bishop, the rich merchant is willing to give up this main seat!"

"Really?"

The cardinal's eyes lit up, but then he realized something, his face sank, and he said, "So, what is the price?"

At the beginning, I didn't agree, but now I let it out, what must be the price, otherwise, why should people let it out?

As soon as he heard this, the smile on the priest's face also narrowed a little, and he sneered: "The price is that he wants to perform a holy baptism!"

The so-called holy baptism is a gift that can only be obtained by insiders and even at the top.

Of course, this baptism is not as simple as bathing, there are all kinds of blessings, and all kinds of rituals, and finally it is completed.

That was to make everyone recognize his status, at least, that was the level of a cardinal.

To put it bluntly, it's this chair, and people gave it to him, but he wants to let the family have the addiction of being a cardinal archbishop!

At this time, the cardinal's face turned blue and pale......

Not even a believer, and still want holy baptism?

What is this?

But when he thought of the complete seat, and the magnificence of the main seat depicted by the believers, he finally gritted his teeth and was going to agree!

This can be big or small, and the negative can also become positive!

However, at this moment, the believer whispered again: "He also said that the whole process of the holy baptism should be broadcast live!"

"Bang!"

At this moment, the cardinal archbishop slapped the table and stood up, and his face completely collapsed!