Taking stock of the contrasting scenes of the original god, starting with the rock god Zhongli

Inside the live broadcast room.

"This is Seno, the Great Wind Discipliner of Meru!"

"Amazing! What an amazing man! "

"People who violate the fatwa will always find 10,000 reasons for themselves, but they will always end up with only one end, which sounds really domineering!"

"Hmph, damn Gale Discipliner! Thirty years of Hedong and thirty years of Hexi, you wait for Lao Tzu, and when Lao Tzu develops in Liyue, he will definitely come to you to settle the account! Lao Tzu doesn't believe you can run to Liyue to get me!" "

"Saino, Meru's Gale Discipliner, what mistake did that XXXX in front of you make? I am from the Liyue General Affairs Department, if his mistake is more serious, our Liyue side can assist in repatriation!" "

“？？？？？"

“......"

Just when there was a barrage in the live broadcast room!

Above the light curtain.

A new prompt pops up.

【Ding! The video related to the official chapter of the Saino Gale Discipline - "Punishment by Resignation" will be played soon, so stay tuned. 】

As the prompt fell, the light curtain quickly lit up.

The first thing that appeared above the light curtain was a barren desert.

Next to a wind-eroded boulder in the desert.

Under the shade.

The three were sitting cross-kneeled facing each other.

"That's it, you keep me safe, and I share those research materials with you!"

Among them, the young man with eyes and a scholar's uniform suddenly spoke with a worried face.

Hearsay.

A strong man sitting across from him suddenly said with disdain: "Isn't it just doing some dangerous experiments?" As for being afraid of being like this? "

"Nope! No! No! You don't understand! You won't understand! "

The young scholar trembled and said: "The Apostolic Yuan has its own rules, in order to guide the correct use of knowledge, the Apostolic Yuan has set up a special post to supervise the scholars of all factions, which is called - the wind discipline official!" "

Accompanied by the narration of youth.

The picture flashed.

Above the desert.

A young man with white hair and red eyes, brown skin, wearing a 20 jackal-eared hood cape, wrapped in strips with charms, and wearing a pair of shorts with a wide upper and lower width, is walking step by step through the yellow sand.

When the camera gave this tiger and wolf boy a close-up, the young scholar's trembling voice sounded again: "And among them, I think that the head wind organ is the most terrifying, if you are targeted by that guy, you will be found wherever you escape!" "

Picture, back to the boulder.

"Oh, okay, okay, it's so scary, it's like a ghost story!" The strong man of another gilded brigade couldn't help but laugh.

Right now!

A hoarse and cold voice suddenly came from the side: "Find!" Arrive! Finish! "

Hearsay.

The young scholar was like a mouse seeing a cat, and the whole person was suddenly excited.

And the two strong men of the gilded brigade quickly turned their heads to look.

I saw that the boy who was now walking alone in the desert was walking quickly step by step.

"Children?"

"Nope! No! No! Wrong! That, that's—"

"Aaaaah!"

As soon as the light curtain was dark, a scream sounded.

The next moment.

The strong men of the gilded brigade fell to the ground one after another.

And the young scholar who watched the jackal boy walk in step by step fell directly to the ground in panic, trembling and roaring: "You lackeys, how do you know how much effort I have put in!!!..." "

Before he finished speaking, the jackal boy's scepter in his hand fell beside him with thunder.

Subsequently!

The jackal boy's faint voice sounded: "There is still a long way to go back, it is better to leave some strength!" What are the words - wait until the time of judgment! "

The voice fell.

The light curtain quickly dimmed down.

But!

Before the light curtain was completely extinguished, line by line of text emerged one after another.

[There is such a story circulating among the scholars of the Apostolical Academy:]

[A scholar who violated the fatwa once fled into the desert and fell into a deep bunker because he was unfamiliar with the harsh environment. 】

[Thirsty and exhausted, he prayed heartily, hoping that a superior person would appear to save himself from fire and water. 】

[—So, the Gale Discipline Officer, who had tracked him all the way, responded to his wish. 】

[Both sides got their own satisfactory results, what a good story. 】

So far!

The light curtain is completely darkened.

Whoops!

In the live broadcast room, there was a barrage of bullets.

"Hiss~~~~~"

"Handsome, handsome, handsome! It's a bit handsome! "

"Hahahaha! Crack someone up! The story at the end of this film really laughed me to death! "

"I hope that a high-ranking person will appear to save himself from fire and water, and the result is a Gale Discipline Officer!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Absolute, really!"

“......"

Just when the barrage in the live broadcast room was blowing.

Above the light curtain.

The second contrasting inventory chapter of Sino was quietly announced. ，

[The contrast scene inventory of Sino - Gale organ chapter, officially started. ] 】

“？？？？？"

“？？？？？"

“？？？？？"

With the second contrasting inventory chapter of Sino was announced.

In the live broadcast room, there was a question mark.

After the question mark.

“？？？"

"What's the situation?"

"Why is it another Gale Discipline Officer?"

"Hey, hey, take stock of the live broadcast room, are you mistaken?"

"Yes, wow, wow, wow, inventory of the live broadcast room, you are absolutely mistaken!"

"Are you blind! You guys take a closer look, the previous chapter was the Gale Discipline Officer, and this time the chapter is the Gale Organ! "

“？？？？？"

“！！！！！"

"Yes!"

"What the hell? What the hell is the Gale Organ? "

"According to Kamisato Ayato's speculation before, shouldn't Xino's contrast be a cold joke?"

“......"

Just when everyone was confused.

Above the light curtain, lines of text have emerged.

[In the Apostolic Academy, the offices of the magistrates always make scholars talk about it. (Read violent novels, go on Feilu Novel Network!) ）

[In addition to the evildoers of the discipliners, what makes the scholars more disturbed is that when Saino enters the office, there will be a few creepy dry laughs in this office...]

[Scholars firmly believe that this must be the punishment of a certain scholar by Saino, and the wind officials are proud of this.] 】

[But only the wind officials know that these laughs all come from Xenon's unique sense of humor. 】

[I once handled a case where the scholars involved undertook tremendous academic pressure because they could not review their papers many times. During a thesis review, he secretly bought off the censors and allowed his paper to pass. But because the data in this paper was so wrong, it didn't take long to be reported as academically fraudulent. When I went to arrest the scholar involved. The scholar asked me what was wrong with him...]

After a pause, Saino continued:]

[I answered him, your paper is wrong.] 】

[Looking at the silent wind officials, Saino seemed to be worried that they didn't understand the joke, and explained seriously:]

[The interesting thing about this story is that the scholar's fault is that he was forced to bribe the censors to pass the paper under academic pressure, and I said wrong that his paper itself was wrong, and the clever point of this joke is that it replaced the referential...]

Inside the live broadcast room.

[Tinari: ... (Silence)]

[Elheisen: ... (Silence)]

[Collet: ... (Silence)]

[Ying: ... (Silence)]

[Paimon: ... (Silence)]

[Wendy: ... (Silence)]

[Zhongli: ... (Silence)]

......

After a short silence.

"Poofhahaha! Laugh to death, really laugh at me! "

“？？？？？"

"That big brother in front, are you crazy, what's so funny about this?"

"No, no, no, you misunderstood, it's not that cold joke told by Xino is funny, but the laughter of Xino's serious analysis of cold jokes!"

"Speaking of which, it is indeed a little! (laughs)"

Words continue to emerge.

[After he finished explaining, all the wind officials looked at each other and let out a few dry bitter laughs in unison...]

[In an embarrassing laugh, the originally solemn office of the wind discipline official actually gradually took on a strange human touch. ] 】

[However, in order to avoid this embarrassing scene from happening again, the wind officials gradually came to a consensus that after Saino told his joke, everyone must laugh once or twice in response, and not let him start explaining the joke.] 】

[But those wind discipline officials who try to imitate Xino's jokes will be resolutely punished by others by using thunderous means such as confiscating canteen meal tickets.] 】

[In the entire team of wind discipline officials, one Saino is enough. 】

Accompanied by the end of the text introduction.

Next moment!

The light curtain suddenly lit up.

【Ding! The video related to the chapter of the Sino Gale Organ - "Gale Organ" will be played soon, so stay tuned. 】

Subsequently.

Above the light curtain, the scene began to flicker.

Act I.

Outside Monds.

"I saw a big windmill again, it's so kind!" Saino looked at a large windmill spinning in Mond City, and he was serious.

"Understood, after all, it's been a long time since you last came to Mond, right?" Tinari on the side nodded.

Saino shook his head and said seriously: "No, you think, the windmill should also be regarded as a kind of windy mechanism, right?" "

Tinari: "... (Silence)"

Act II.

Cider Lake fat.

Night sleep.

"Tinaly, on the road that day, we saw the white thing that 083 walked on two legs, was it Paimon?"

Saino said towards Tinari, suddenly turning his head to look at Paimon on the side.

Tinari didn't know: "Huh? What day? "

"Just after the day of the stone gate!" Xenuo is serious.

Tinari: "? "

Right now!

Paimon on the side really couldn't help it, and said angrily: "Xenuo, are you blind?" Or is the hat blocking the eyes? I fly and never walk on the ground! "

"This way!"

Saino stared at Paimon seriously, "I thought it was Paimon that you ate a lot... Falling plum! "

The scene was suddenly quiet.

After a short silence, Saino suddenly said in confusion: "Isn't it funny? Let me explain it to you, because the fall of the plum made Paimon fall to the ground. "

Act III!

Knights of the Zephyr, inside the library.

Albedo looked at Collet in front of him, and Sugar asked, "Sugar, Collet, why are you here?" "

On the side, Saino suddenly said: "Collet, [but] is [coming]!" "

Tinari couldn't hold back, clasped his hands to his chest, and said, "Count me begging you, don't tell homophonic terrier jokes earlier, do you really want to be famous in a foreign country in this way?" "

Act IV!

Outside the Deer Hunter Hotel.

Collet, Sugar, Sister Yingmei, Albedo, and Paimon are in conversation.

Right now!

Tinari suddenly walked over quickly and said, "It seems that I have found a new pen pal!" "

Collet hurriedly beckoned: "Master Tinari!" Mr. Xino! "

Saino followed Tinari to the front of everyone, and said seriously: "Can a friend made by exhaling through the nose be considered a nasal friend?" "

Tinari raised his forehead: "Our image of Meru in Mond is completely finished!" "

Act V!

Qiliang clasped his hands to his chest and thoughtfully: "If the other party is really a strange thief, then I..."

Saino answered seriously: "Lie on the ground~!" "

"Huh? Why? Charlotte's face was puzzled.

"Didn't you say she's a youkai?"

Saino clasped his hands to his chest, looked at Qiliangliang, and said seriously: "Hint that we are strange!" "

Act VI!

Act VII!

Act VIII!

Act IX!

......

With scene after scene of Saino's cold jokes appeared.

The entire live broadcast room suddenly exploded.