Taking stock of the contrasting scenes of the original god, starting with the rock god Zhongli

Chapter 56

[Ding! The second creation video "Tinari: Don't tell cold jokes!" is played. 】

[Ding! is distributing the second creation compensation reward to the VIP audience Xino...].

Congratulations to VIP viewer Saino for obtaining - Cold Joke Inspiration Aura!】

[Cold joke inspiration aura: After wearing, a steady stream of cold joke ideas will be generated. ] 】

......

Meru.

Field.

"No!!!!"

After seeing Xino's compensation reward, Tinari suddenly let out a wail.

His wailing was so loud that it contained unprecedented despair.

Despair.

Can Tinari not despair?

Originally, listening to Saino tell cold jokes was already a very painful thing, and he was already about to freeze to death.

Moreover!

Saino's efficiency in creating cold jokes was already fast.

Now!

Saino gained such an aura of cold joke inspiration again.

Tinari couldn't imagine the next picture.

Right now.

Saino's joyful voice suddenly came from the side: "Tinaly, I suddenly thought of several cold jokes..."

Tinari covered his ears with both hands, his face full of pain: "Non-stop, Xino chanting!"

......

Inside the live broadcast room.

[Ying: Broken! It actually gave Saino an aura of cold joke inspiration!]

[Kaia: I have a sense of foreboding. 】

[Ayato Kamisato: A cold wave is about to sweep the entire live broadcast room !!].

[Kazuto Arataki: Hahahaha! Great! It's really good! Congratulations Brother Xeno!].

[Tinari: Aaa

[Tinari: O heaven, O earth, if I am guilty, please punish me directly, instead of torturing me in this way!]

[Collet: Master, you... Mourning!].

[Tinari: Aaaaaa

[Xino: Everyone, I thought of several interesting cold jokes, and while the next inventory has not yet come, I will tell you one by one!

【......】

Time, in Xino's cold joke, passes quickly!

Because the aura obtained by Saino is not a joke inspiration aura, but a cold joke inspiration aura.

Naturally!

The inspiration this aura brought to him is also all related to cold jokes.

It is well known how cold Xino's cold jokes are!

With Saino's cold jokes one after another, most of the live broadcast room was frozen into ice sculptures!

[Saino: When making a wish, you must float like Paimon!

[Saino: Kazuto Arataki and Kira stand together, both of them - barefoot (horn)].

[Xino: Don't be happy too early if you drink Mr. Bai's medicine, after all, he often says - bitterness just comes!

[Saino: In the Meru Desert, the weasel will burrow into the soil with jujube palms, and this phenomenon is called "Itachi Ya into the Earth (Pure Land of the Night)"

[Xino: Why is Dixia famous in the mercenary sister, because every time the mercenary encounters the enemy, he will shout "Enemy attack!

[Xino: There is a completely dead mushroom growing in the ruins, some people think it is caused by the dead domain, but I think this is very normal, mushrooms just can't grow next to illegal buildings, because "fungi don't stand under dangerous walls!"].

[Xino: Why did Amber take down the picture of Collet on the wall before the flight test? 】

[Saino: Why are the Meru people so good at playing football?

【......】

Of course!

Not all of them were frozen into ice sculptures with one cold joke after another!

There are also some people with extremely low laughing points, such as Kazuto Arataki, every time Saino tells a cold joke, he will laugh, and even laugh and laugh, and the whole person ends up rolling back and forth directly on the ground.

Jiuqi Shinobu, who was watching on the side, kept shaking his head and sighing.

Fortunately.

Time flies quickly.

With the arrival of the sixth phase of the contrast inventory, Xino's cold joke special session is finally over.

[Contrast scene inventory Mona - exhaustive chapter, officially begins. ] 】

......

[Ying: 1111111!!!!].

[Tinaly: God, you're an eye-opener, the sixth inventory is finally here!

]

[Amber: Great! (moved)].

[Saino: Oh, how can time pass so quickly! I haven't told it all! I still have dozens of cold jokes I haven't told!

]

[Walnut: Several, dozen!?

[Ayato Kamisato: Speaking of which, Miss Mona's 'poor' chapter, is this serious?

[Xiangling: Hahahahaha! This is really amazing!].

I'm a great astrologer, how can I be poor! I'm not poor, I just like to live poor!]

[Kavi: I'm not poor, I just like the poor life, look at this is so good~!].

[Qiliangliang: It's worthy of being an astrologer, what he said is so artistic!

]

【......】

In the barrage.

Above the light curtain.

The text introduction of Mona's exhaustive article quickly emerged.

[Astologis Mona Megistu. 】

[Mona is a peculiar astrologer. 】

[The sentient beings on the continent of Tivat are busy, merchants and goods, knights patrol the streets, and farmers cultivate. 】

[But if you ask Mona, the mysterious and haughty astrologer, what she is up to, the answer would probably be to be busy calculating an account called "life.] 】

[Although she herself would deny the term "poor" and make the following defense:]

"Too beautiful a sight hides the simplest truth. Food that is too delicious can make people forget how nutritious this thing is. 」】

"To live simply is to see through the reality of the world. 」】

[A poor life is only a path to true practice... This is a rhetoric that Mona herself has always insisted on. 】

[All beings on the continent of Tivat are busy, even mysterious astrologers. 】

[Oh, but the bard really doesn't seem to do anything. 】

......

Liyue.

Tianheng Mountain.

Wendy, who was drinking with Zhongli, suddenly stunned.

The next moment!!

Inside the live broadcast room.

[Wendy: ?????].

[Ying: Hahahaha, in Mona's contrast inventory, there is even Wendy's scene!].

[Kamisato Ayato: This shows how unserious Wendy, the incarnation of the Mond Wind God, is!

]

[Alheisen: This is not normal, after all, even his own dependents let him do some business!].

[Paimon: Hahahahaha!].

【......】

......

The inventory continues.

[Unlike other astrologers who can believe in order to reward money, Mona's divination for others has always been nothing, but it will not modify the results of divination. 】

[Even if it is an unpleasant outcome, she will tell the other party bluntly: "Even if you join the Adventurers Guild, you will not get ahead", "You and him have no chance, he will leave soon after" and so on. 】

[Her outspoken personality has led to a sharp decrease in the number of people coming to her for divination, and Mona is not dissatisfied with this, which allows her to spend more time on her research. 】

[Mona, an astrologer without research funding, is always hovering on the edge of the subsistence line. 】

[In order to save food expenses, she once ate wild mushrooms for a month, and occasionally received relief halfway through, so she barely survived.] 】

"It doesn't matter, limiting material desires is part of the practice of astrologers, and only by living simply can you get a glimpse of the reality of the world. Mona often said while covering up the sound of hunger in her stomach with a cough. 】

[Occasionally, Mona would get together with Kelly and Albedo, mainly for the purpose of eating and drinking. 】

[The second is to have academic exchanges with Albedo. 】

[Hmm...].

[Today's Mona is also worried about Mora. 】

【......】

......

Inside the live broadcast room.

[Mona: slander! This is complete slander! Inventory the live broadcast room, I tell you, don't talk nonsense!].

[Mona: !!!!].

[Mona: My main purpose of gathering with Albedo is not to eat and drink!

[Ying: Ah, yes, yes!]

[Paimon: Ah, yes, yes!].

[Albedo: Ah, yes, yes!].

[Walnut: Ah, yes, yes!].

[Kamisato Ayaka: Ah, yes, yes!]

[Nilu: Ah, yes, yes!].

[Mona

[Mona: My image, woo-woo, inventory of the live broadcast room, you return my image, my original perfect image in the eyes of the world, just ruined by you! (crying)

[Kamisato Ayato: It doesn't matter, limiting material desires is part of the practice of astrologers, and only by living simply can you get a glimpse of the truth of the world. To be honest, this sentence does have a deep meaning, but... Covering up your stomach with a cough immediately destroys the deep meaning of this sentence!].

[Mona: slander! That's slander! I didn't cover my stomach with a cough!].

[Kaia: Oh?].

[Amber: Oh?].

[Diluc: Oh?].

[Mona

[Keli: @莫娜, sister Mona, the next time Keli goes to fry fish, she will help you bring the grilled fish back by the way!

[Mona: Grilled fish... (drooling)].

[Mona: Thank you, thank you Little Kelly!]

[Diluc: @莫娜, if you really don't have Mora to eat, you can come to my tavern, and I can provide you with free meals. 】

[Mona: Really?].

[Diluc: Well, that's true!

[Mona: That's great, good people have a safe life!