Talk About Bragging, How Do You Really Have The Qualifications Of The Great Emperor?

Chapter 94: Huang Yunchong: My Cat Can Do Backflips~ (2500 words)

Oh?

Upon hearing Huang Yunchong's words, the eyes of the Li brothers, Li Zuiyue in particular, immediately sparkled with a gossip-like light.

Especially Li Zuiyue.

At this moment, not only were his eyes burning with excitement, even the third sword eye on his forehead couldn't help but widen.

Even Li Longji, who was sleeping soundly, seemed to be drawn in.

However, he didn't wake up.

He just snored with his eyes closed, while silently perking up his two ears.

The "aloofness" of the Sword Lineage disciples was fully displayed at this moment.

Among the crowd.

If we were to say who was the calmest, it would probably be Wang Xiu.

On one hand, he had lived two lives and had been living alone in the Divination Lineage for many years, so his state of mind had long been calm and undisturbed.

On the other hand.

Wang Xiu's life experience far surpassed the four foolish Li brothers, and he could see through Huang Yunchong's bragging at a glance.

[Ding!]

[Detected someone bragging, congratulations to the host for gaining +88 mana.]

"It's worthy of you, Senior Brother Huang," Wang Xiu praised, "I knew that your reputation as the 'Bai Xiaosheng of the Mountain' must not be empty."

"Since Crimson Melody Maiden is willing to tell you her true identity, it must mean that you understood her music and were recognized by her as a kindred spirit!"

Huang Yunchong: "Ahem...yes, that's right."

[Ding!]

[Detected someone bragging, congratulations to the host for gaining +88 mana.]

The gazes of the four Li brothers became even more gossipy.

Although fair ladies and gentlemen are fond of each other, if it were their own brothers who caught the attention of the school beauty, their first reaction would definitely not be jealousy, but gossip.

This is the normal mentality shared by most young people.

Wang Xiu's lips curled up.

Then, a look of regret appeared on his face, and he sighed, "Since that's the case, I won't ask anymore."

Li Zuiyue: (_?)

Li Hao, Li Ji, Li You: (_?)

We've taken off our pants, and you're saying you won't ask anymore?

Wang Xiu said softly, "As Crimson Melody Maiden said, the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and we interact with the geniuses in Vermilion Bird City through music and rhythm."

"If you can understand her music, you naturally have the qualifications to know her identity."

"Crimson Melody Maiden revealed her true identity to Senior Brother, which is a recognition and trust in a kindred spirit. I don't understand music, so I can't gain Crimson Melody Maiden's recognition, which means I'm not destined."

"If you really want to know Crimson Melody Maiden's true identity, isn't it asking the impossible of Senior Brother?"

"Senior Brother Huang, rest assured, although the four of us Li brothers are curious about Crimson Melody Maiden's identity, we will never force you to reveal it."

Huang Yunchong: o(^▽^)o

Phew~

The man with dark circles around his eyes couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Wang Xiu smiled again, "However, it's not convenient for us to ask about Crimson Melody Maiden's identity."

"But Senior Brother Huang, I'm really curious about the story between you and Crimson Melody Maiden. How did you meet and get to know each other? I'm really curious."

"I think..."

"This must be a legendary and romantic experience!"

Huang Yunchong: ????

Damn.

Just as one wave subsided, another wave rose. What kind of romantic experience could I have with Crimson Melody Maiden?

I haven't even seen her face.

Wait...

Suddenly, Huang Yunchong noticed something.

Although I don't know who Crimson Melody is, these guys don't know either!

Since they don't know.

Can't I just make up the story?

After discovering this bug, Huang Yunchong instantly became spirited.

"Naturally!!!" Huang Yunchong slammed the table, his face flushed, and said, "Junior Brother, I'm not bragging! The feelings between me and Crimson Melody are absolutely sincere, unwavering, mutually attracted, and everlasting!"

"To be honest, Xiao Yin regards me as a kindred spirit and has invited me to listen to her music many times."

"She even..."

"She even has deep feelings for me and intends to marry no one else!"

[Ding!]

[Detected someone bragging, congratulations to the host for gaining +88 mana.]

Suddenly.

Li Zuiyue became spirited.

Li Longhao became spirited.

Li Longyou became spirited.

Even Li Longji, whose snoring had decreased significantly, perked up his ears high and moved them up and down.

Seeing everyone staring at him with "admiration" and "envy" on their faces, Huang Yunchong became even more excited.

He even felt a kind of perverse pleasure.

He waved his big hand and said, "It was a moonlit night, I had just finished cultivating, and I was strolling aimlessly on the street in a sage-like state."

"Suddenly, I heard a faint sound of a qin coming from the night sky, crying and lamenting, carrying an inexplicable sadness."

"I..."

"I followed the sound of the qin and saw a girl sitting alone in the pavilion in the middle of the lake."

"It's not me bragging."

"As someone who has encountered countless women, I can see the vulnerability deep within her."

"At that moment, I knew she needed me."

*Ding!*

*Detected someone bragging, congratulations to the host for gaining +88 mana.*

After saying that, Huang Yunchong paused, sighed slightly, as if reminiscing about the past.

Li Longhao, being impatient, hurriedly asked, "Senior Brother, and then? And then? That girl is Crimson Melody Maiden?"

"Don't be in a hurry~" Huang Yunchong helplessly said, "Give me some time to... to... to drink and recall."

Damn it.

Why would you ask someone like me, who has almost zero experience in love, to come up with a beautiful pure love story?

Isn't this bullying an honest person?

Well then!

I may not have played pure love, but Miss Huang has played quite a lot.

A story?

Huang has heard quite a few!

Well, just use those girls' stories.

Huang Yunchong said with a sigh, "I approached her and asked why her music sounded so sad."

"She said."

"She said she was born into a poor family in a mountainous area. Her mother passed away early, her father was lazy, and there was a weak and sickly younger brother at home..."

Wait a minute!

Li Zuoyue's mouth twitched, interrupting Huang Yunchong, "Crimson Melody Maiden's mother passed away early, her father is lazy, and there is a weak and sickly younger brother at home?"

Isn't this too far-fetched?

Are you sure you're talking about a true disciple of the Sound Lineage? Why does it sound so unbelievable?

Ahem.

Huang Yunchong also realized something was wrong. His face turned slightly red, and he snorted, "Don't be so impatient!"

"Well, she said her family was in a difficult situation, and she basically had to support the family's livelihood on her own. Fortunately... she met an immortal."

"The immortal brought her to the Three Purities Immortal Gate and let her join the Sound Lineage to cultivate the art of sound."

"After that, her life improved."

Li Longhao asked again, "Since her life has improved, why is she crying?"

Huang Yunchong: *sigh*

She...

She...

"Her cat died!"

Huang Yunchong said, "Yes, the cat died."

"She had a cat by her side, which she had raised since she was young."

"After joining the Immortal Gate, she left her family, and the cat was her last companion."

"She was sad when the cat died. Isn't that reasonable?"

Very reasonable...

What a load of crap!

Wang Xiu suppressed the urge to mock and burst into laughter, with a curious look on his face, "And then? And then? How did you comfort her, Senior Brother?"

How did I comfort her?

Huang Yunchong's mouth curled up with a proud smile, seemingly proud of the story he came up with, "I told her that I also have a cat and can share it with her."

"And, my cat can even do backflips!"

*Ding!*

*Detected someone bragging, congratulations to the host for gaining +88 mana.*

Li Zuoyue: ???

Hao, Ji, and You: ???

Wang Xiu: ???

...

The story has two sides, above the Secret Pavilion.

Behind the window curtain that can block divine senses, a graceful figure in white slowly walked by.

She cautiously released her divine sense, repeatedly investigating several times to make sure that no one was spying, before slowly taking off the white mask on her face.

As the mask was removed.

A fair and handsome male face appeared, and the originally slender figure gradually became tall and straight.

"Ah~"

"I don't know when the days of cross-dressing performances will end."

Qin Guangling, a true disciple of the Sound Lineage, sighed softly, "Qin Mou, a seven-foot-tall man with a resolute heart, really doesn't want to do such a lowly thing."

Especially sitting on the high platform, facing the lustful gazes of those male geniuses.

Qin Guangling always felt a tightness in his buttocks.

Afraid that one day, he would accidentally lose his disguise.

He had sworn more than once: this will definitely be my last time cross-dressing, there won't be another time.

But...

But...

But when playing the same piece, "Clear Cloud Ethereal Melody," as Crimson Melody, her appearance fee was three times, or even five times higher than Qin Guangling's.

The gender dividend was too great, so great that even he, the chief disciple of the Sound Lineage, couldn't resist abandoning his principles.

There's no other way, the Three Purities Immortal Gate is just too poor~

Gotta make money!

No shame~

PS: Thanks to Brother Son of Fortune for the generous reward of 9800 starting coins, love~

(End of this chapter)