Tamer of the Beast

New Year's Day: The curtain opens and two microphones are placed on the stage

Everyone in the audience was looking forward to it, but the protagonist of the day has not yet arrived! Suddenly, the audience in the front row heard a very weak voice: Damn, who designed this microphone? It is longer than my body, and I can’t even climb up!

Taking a closer look, I saw a little black snake twisting its body and struggling to climb up, as fast as a snail!

It seems like centuries later...

Xiaohei: Cough, cough! Dear readers of "The Beast Taming Concubine", good morning, noon and evening!

A certain cat: Xiaohei, your concept of time is confused...

Xiaohei (interrupting a certain cat): What do you know? I'm afraid that some people will watch it in the morning, some people will watch it at noon, and some people will watch it at night...

A certain cat: OK, OK, continue!

Xiao Hei cleared his throat: Actually, today, I wanted to dress up, but Maomao found the most serious problem - he couldn't find where my neck was! So everyone saw that I didn't wear a bow tie, so I just

The tail part is tied - Damn, Cat, why are you tying a bow for me! I am not a girl!

(A certain cat was hiding in the background and snickering, and Little Darkness said to himself: Go back and take care of you!)

Xiao Hei looked behind the stage: Why hasn't the master come yet? Well, I know, he must be busy with her husband-in-law, these two guys...

(Everyone despises this! Xiaohei, please get back to the topic!)

Another few centuries or so...

Yan'er came out leisurely holding Mingzi's arm, Xiaohei suddenly dropped to the ground: Master, you finally showed up, I'm exhausted... (After speaking, he looked up at the microphone, and he dropped it again,

Still have to climb up!?)

Yan'er suppressed a laugh, picked up Xiao Hei with two fingers and put it back on top of the microphone: Okay, stop joking, today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, hurry up and say the lines you prepared!

Xiao Hei: ...Uh, lines, where are the lines? It’s over, I didn’t bring them, Maomao didn’t remind me just now!

Yan'er & Mingzi:...Xiao Hei deserves a beating!

Xiaohei (facing the audience): Okay, I will improvise. As we all know, this year is the year for our great and suave and strong... (a thousand words of praise are omitted below) The exclusive year of the Snake family! Since you like it so much

Our great, suave, powerful...

(A knife flew over from the background and almost cut Xiao Hei in half) A certain cat's voice sounded: Stop talking nonsense and wish me a happy new year!

Xiao Hei is entangled: Okay, in short, in the Year of the Snake, everyone should have all their dreams come true, be prosperous, and complete! (old-fashioned New Year greetings) Well, I wish those who study will not fail the exam, and those who take the high school entrance examination and college entrance examination will be successful.

The jobless person with ideal grades has found a good job in his heart, and the working person has a good salary...

In addition! New Year is the day for those who study hard to get lucky money. How can you be stingy when you get lucky money? Cats also need red envelopes, gifts, and gold medals for encouragement! If you have spare energy, hurry up and add money.

If you throw these things at cats, it doesn't matter if we are knocked unconscious!

A certain cat (secretly): This guy finally said something human.

Yan'er (quietly): Maomao, Xiaohei is not a human in the first place...

A certain cat:......

Xiaohei continues: New year, new beginning!

Xiaobai and Xiaozi came on stage at this time, standing next to Mingzi and Yan'er respectively.

Xiaobai, Xiaozi, Xiaohei, Mingzi, Yaner, Maomao: I wish everyone a happy Year of the Snake and a Happy New Year! I also wish that "The Beast Taming Concubine" and all Maomao's other works will be better in the Year of the Snake.

Floor! Subscribe to the fire!

-----February 10, 2013, the first day of the Lunar New Year, from Curry Cat, the author of "The Beast Taming Concubine"