Tang's dining table

Yunchu placed the unconscious He Jingxiong head down on a stone downstream of the stream to control the water.

He Jingxiong drank a lot of water, as well as sediment, and even a few small fish flowed out of his mouth. However, the small fish had strong vitality and swam away with their tails wagging in panic.

Yun Chu continued to lie in the pool, enjoying the coolness brought by the stream with the same expression as before.

The turbid water had long since returned to clarity, but Yunchu's mood could no longer calm down.

He knew that people in the officialdom were disgusting, and he also knew that not every official wanted his country to prosper. He used to think that these people were making money, and besides doing evil, they at least hoped that the Tang Dynasty could prosper forever, so that the Tang Dynasty could prosper forever. Their good days will always go on.

Now it seems that is not the case.

They are like mice living on a wooden boat. No matter whether the boat is sailing in the rough waves or not, they just want to expand their nest, so they keep chewing on the wooden boat, even if the wooden boat is full of holes. , they still refused to shut up.

If the wooden boat traveling in the stormy waves fell apart, Yun Chu would not believe that the mice could escape alive.

Until now, Yunchu still couldn't figure out what the purpose of their extremely selfish and immediate interests-only approach was?

When Yun Chu was reading history books, he had a bad impression of Huang Chao, thinking that he was the one who ended the Tang Dynasty.

It doesn't seem to be the case now. The reason why Huang Chao appears is entirely the retribution of these rats.

"Every family is bleeding like a fountain, and the voices of injustice are everywhere. Dancers, singers, and singers donate their money secretly, and all babies and young girls are abandoned..."

"There is a Jurchen fairy in the west neighbor. She cuts the autumn water with an inch of horizontal waves. She only looks at the spring in the mirror. She is young and knows nothing about the outside world. A man jumps up the golden steps, with half of his shoulders slanted in shame. He refuses to go out of the red door with his clothes. He wears a red pink balsam knife. Die."

"There is a girl next door to the south who doesn't remember her last name. Yesterday, a good matchmaker hired her. No one walked on the glazed steps, and shadows were seen in the sky between the emerald curtains. Suddenly I saw the sound of swords in the court, and her body and head were separated in a few seconds. She looked up to the sky and hid her face and cried. Brother, daughter, and brother, go into the well together.”

"Shang Rang eats wood bark in the kitchen, and eats human flesh in the Huangchao machine."

"Zombies are leaning outside the gates of the Sixth Army, and hungry people are filling the camps of the Seventh Army..."

"The inner treasury was burned to ashes, and the public's bones were trampled on in the street!"

Yun Chu couldn't recite Wei Zhuang's "Qin Women's Song", not because he didn't want to recite it, nor because his memory was bad, but because as an old Qin man, he wanted to recite it several times, but put it down several times, feeling resentful in his heart. My mind fills my chest and I can't help myself.

Thinking of this, seeing that He Jingxiong had woken up, he grabbed him again and pushed him into the water.

For the entire afternoon, Yun Chu did nothing else but kept pushing He Jingxiong into the water. He waited until he was full and then took the water out before continuing to drink.

Seeing that the sun was about to set, He Jingxiong had no feelings for Yun Chu who came over again. His eyes were full of begging for a quick death. Unfortunately, Yun Chu didn't look into his eyes and pushed him into the water again. This time He Jingxiong couldn't drink much water at one time, and a few bubbles appeared on the calm water.

Yun Chu's hand grabbed He Jingxiong's neck until he could no longer detect his pulse. After waiting for a while, he pulled He Jingxiong's body up and threw it to Yin Erhu who was guarding the shore. He said, "Shilang He He is drowning, please seek medical treatment quickly, otherwise he will die."

Yin Erhu watched Junhou torture the servant all afternoon. He originally thought that the man was going to die, but now that he heard what Junhou said, he took Shilang He and quickly went to find a military doctor.

The fire in Midu City is soaring into the sky...

Yun Chu's face was dark with his back to the firelight. Others could not see the commander's face clearly, but they felt that the commander was like a violent tiger at this time, ready to choose people to eat anytime and anywhere.

"Commander Qi, Midu City has been burned to the ground."

Yun Chu glanced at the frightened Li Yuance and said, "Very good. After the fire, Midu City will be demolished."

Li Yuance said quickly: "Here."

"Commander Qi, Xiangyunchuan has been cleaned up..."

"Commander Qi, Weishan Cave has been destroyed and is being cleaned up..."

"Commander Qi, Yun Ping's troops have been destroyed and are being cleaned up..."

"Reporting to the commander-in-chief, the deputy commander's vanguard has arrived at Erhai Lake and is advancing towards the Cangshan barbarian attack..."

Yun Chu listened to Tan Ma Liuxing's reports one after another. Every time he heard the report, he would cross out a line from the book. At this time, Yun Chu looked like a judge from hell in Li Yuance's eyes.

There were no less than 50,000 people in Midu City, and he burned them to the ground...

Xiangyunchuan was a place where white barbarians gathered, so he leveled it. The so-called leveling literally means giving a height, and then the soldiers will swing their swords according to this height...

Cangshan Man - Sheng Luopi's hometown... is probably the place where the army takes the most care. Maybe the height needs to be lowered, and then leveled with a sword...

"Commander Qi, He Jingxiong, the Minister of Civil Affairs, drowned and is being rescued." Yin Erhu hurriedly came to report.

Yun Chu, who was scribbling on the book, stopped the pen in his hand and asked: "Why did you drown?"

"Commander Qi, Shilang He couldn't bear to see the tragic situation on the battlefield, so he went to bathe in the water pool near the Chinese army camp..."

Yun Chu asked expressionlessly: "Where is his attendant?"

Yin Erhu said: "At that time, He Shilang repelled the attendants."

Yun Chu said coldly: "For neglect of duty, behead him!"

Yin Erhu clasped his fists in agreement and hurried away.

Li Yuance frowned and said, "Drowning?"

Yun Chu said: "The two armies took a bath in front of the formation. He Shilang was in good spirits."

"Are you still alive?" Li Yuance asked carefully.

Yun Chu said: "You will know when you go and take a look."

Li Yuance was the commander of the march. Now, the drowning of the imperial envoy to oversee the army had a lot to do with him, so he hurried to the Chinese army camp.

By the time he arrived at the Chinese army camp, it was already dark. He hurried to the wounded barracks, saw the military doctor, and said loudly: "How is Minister He?"

A military doctor spread his hands and said: "If you save a person, you will become a fool."

Li Yuance said: "Fool?"

The military doctor smiled and said: "There is nothing I can do. He is unconscious and can only say that the tiger wants to kill him."

Li Yuance looked at the military doctor suspiciously and said, "In that case, why are you happy?"

The military doctor said: "In the wounded barracks, if I pull a face, some living brothers will be scared to death by my bad face."

Li Yuance entered the tent where He Jingxiong was accommodated and found He Jingxiong lying on the bed, wrapping himself in a blanket and shivering.

"Why did Brother He drown?"

He Jingxiong fell off the bed as if he was greatly frightened. He held his head with a blanket and huddled under the bed. He crawled and shouted - the tiger wants to eat me, the tiger wants to eat me. "

Li Yuance had no choice but to drag He Jingxiong out and put him on the bed. He pressed He Jingxiong's shoulders with both hands and said seriously: "Who wants to kill you?"

He Jingxiong's eyes were distracted, and he looked at Li Yuance blankly at first. After a while, he pulled the blanket over, covered himself carefully, and said to Li Yuance: "If a tiger eats food, it won't eat me -"

Seeing that he could not get any useful information from He Jingxiong, Li Yuance hurried to He Jingxiong's camp. When he entered the camp, he saw Yin Erhu wiping the blood from a horizontal knife on a corpse.

"Kill them all?" Li Yuance's voice was trembling.

Yin Erhu said: "Of course, only He Shilang's followers were killed, and other officials could not be affected."

Li Yuance was worried. When he saw with his own eyes that the hundreds of officials brought by He Jingxiong were all well, he breathed a sigh of relief. As long as the commander-in-chief did not silence all the supervisory officials, he would be able to help the court. The past explained.

The officials brought by He Jingxiong were all angry, but they didn't seem to hate the commander-in-chief Yun Chu.

Li Yuance asked an accompanying official: "Why did He Shilang drown?"

The official said coldly: "Take a bath to wash away the trouble."

Li Yuance looked at the official suspiciously.

When the official saw Li Yuance looking at him like this, he said impatiently: "He Shilang likes bathing. It is known to everyone, but I don't know that he can still have the desire to bathe when the two armies are fighting."

Li Yuance said: "You mean he came back from where he was watching the battle just to take a bath?"

The official said disdainfully: "Maybe he couldn't stand the brutality of the battlefield, so he brought us back. He didn't want to see how I, the Great Tang Erlang, fought bravely to kill the enemy. I still want to see it. Even if I can't go up to help, I can watch from the rear. It's good to be in the enemy's position, but he just wants to take a bath."

Seeing that He Jingxiong's followers had no sympathy for his Shangguan's accident, Li Yuance became confused. Could it be that He Jingxiong really just had a problem with his bath?

Yun Chu had no intention of killing He Jingxiong. He felt that he had nothing for the Supervisor to take advantage of in the Southwest Battle. In addition, He Jingxiong was usually a decent person, and there was no plot against him this time when he came to the Southwest. I mean, I wanted to handle the errands in harmony.

He never expected that this thief would invite him to take a bath and deliberately send his followers away to make some secret request, such as asking for money.

The military supervisor asked for money from the army chief. This was a natural behavior in the Tang Dynasty's military. The general gave money, and the military supervisor returned to report good news but not bad news. The military merits of the general's soldiers would be judged highly by rewards. Some.

It's something that everyone is happy with.

Who knew that this bastard didn't want money, and what he said disgusted Yun Chu. In anger, Yun Chu went through an entire afternoon of experiments, and then drowned this guy until he suffered brain damage.

It wasn't that he couldn't be killed. Since this was a rat that liked to chew on big ships, Yunchu still felt that drowning was the most suitable for his identity. Later, he felt that killing him was too cheap.

He decided to drown him half to death and leave him in disgrace in the world.

When drowning, Yun Chu's method was very careful and scientific. He first measured how long He Jingxiong could hold his breath. It was definitely not accurate once. He had to experiment several times. When he was finally determined, he took the time to calculate He Jingxiong's breath. Jing Xiong Yan once, in this way, it falls into the category of science.

The greatest characteristic of science is accuracy.

Now it seems that science is indeed very good. It can completely drown some of He Jingxiong's brain cells without killing him.

There was now one less rat in the world who liked to chew big ships, and Yunchu felt that he had done a good job.