Tang's dining table

I thought Li Zhi was just hanging out and waiting to die, but he didn't expect that he was quietly reforming the royal family.

It is easy to hear what this reform is like from what he just said.

This is definitely the result of the game between the emperor, the queen, and the prince. At least, it should be the queen's requirement that the legitimate daughter's son be granted a title.

Yunchu felt that it was wrong for Li Zhi to blame everything on himself, so he immediately said: "I have educated Li Sizhi for eighteen years, but I have not taught him well. Now, it is your majesty's turn to teach him. You are teaching Li Sizhi." As for Yu, let’s teach Lian Yunjin a lesson by the way.

The Yun family doesn't force Wang Jue or anything like that, just teach the children well. "

Li Zhi said angrily: "You are a teacher."

Yun Chu said: "Have you ever given me a penny to pay for the repair? Also, your daughter has been living and fed in Yun's for eighteen years, and you haven't given her a penny. And my wife not only has to care about Li Si She had to pay a monthly salary for food, clothing, housing and transportation. If she dared to pay less than Yun Jin by one cent, she would immediately lie on the ground and cry loudly. Even so, she would often snatch Yun Jin's new clothes.

Your Majesty, I'll send them to you right now. If there's anything you don't like about Yun Jin, just slap him. "

Li Zhi said: "Asshole."

Yun Chu stood up and said, "It's up to you."

After that, we will go back to Tianlao.

The children's lawsuit is a confusing matter, and no one can figure it out clearly. Li Zhi thinks that Yun Chu has not raised his children well, so he should leave it to him.

This meeting between the king and his ministers started with pleasure and ended with a pile of chicken feathers.

After returning to Tianlao again, the guard of Tianlao stood at the door and waited for Yun Chu's return.

When I returned to the cell, I discovered that Wen Wen and Di Renjie were both there. They were both heartless. There were peach stones all over the floor, and there were only two small green peaches left in the basket containing the peach stones.

Yun Chu fell on the bed and said to the two of them, "Why are you all here?"

Wen Wen said: "Come to the Ministry of Personnel to accept the evaluation."

Di Renjie said: "Liu Chengyuan, the minister of Dali Temple in Chang'an, suffered a stroke and hemiplegia. I came to Luoyang to seek this position."

Gentle said: "Look, it's just a critical moment for the two of us. You don't have to say anything, and you are holding us back."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "Are you all here?"

Gentle said: "They are all here."

"Don't do anything."

"I didn't plan to do anything originally, but your wife is awesome this time."

"How to say?"

"You'll find out tomorrow."

When Yunchu saw that the two of them were showing off, he didn't ask any more questions. He pulled off the golden soft grass on the bed and divided it into three piles. He picked a pile with more grass, fell on it and went to sleep.

It's nearly eight hundred miles from Chang'an to Luoyang. These two guys came here in two days. They must be very tired by this time and should have rested long ago.

Within a short time, the snoring of three people could be heard in the cell.

At dawn, Ruichun came over and told Yunchu that he could go home.

"So, I can go back to Chang'an directly?"

"Your Majesty tells you to get out."

"The rewards from the Southwest Battle were sent to my home?"

"Your Majesty just told you to get out."

"Okay, I will send Li Si and Yun Jin to Your Majesty later."

"Your Majesty tells you to get out!"

Ruichun repeated the emperor's decree like an emotionless repeater. After speaking, she handed a letter of the decree to Yun Chu without even intending to read it out.

"Your Majesty tells you to get out as soon as possible."

Wen Wen opened the imperial edict and read it carefully and said, "You have been demoted and become the Marquis of Lantian again."

Yun Chu said: "There's no penalty, right?"

"Huh? Your Majesty has given you the entire Bailuyuan. It's quite affordable. It's better than some county prince."

Di Renjie came over to take a look and said, "Hey, really, six thousand acres, eight hundred households, plus the whole Bashang, it's so strange."

Yunchu took the decree and read it over, then handed it to Ruichun and said, "Give it back to Your Majesty. The Yun family has eight hundred acres of land in Bashang, which is enough. You can't take it all."

Ruichun did not accept the imperial edict and said expressionlessly: "Your Majesty tells you to get out as soon as possible."

Yunchu handed the decree to Ruichun and said: "Ba Shang looks up and looks down. This place of bows and crossbows is also the last screen of Chang'an. It is not a place that can be divided and rewarded to ministers.

If Your Majesty insists on giving me a reward, I think Ziyun Mountain between Tang Valley and Dai Valley is very good. Not only is it a big place, it is cool in summer, and there are hot springs in the ravines. "

Ruichun saw that Yunchu didn't seem to be polite to the emperor, so he left with his will.

Wen Wen said: "Actually, we can build a fortress in Bailuyuan..."

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "Today when gunpowder weapons are prevalent, it's useless. Besides, when you get off Bashang, you'll find a muddy field. The underground water there is very shallow. If you dig a few feet, you'll find water. If it rains, it will turn into a swamp." , not to mention the river network there, many places need to build bridges to pass, anyway, I think the emperor has no good intentions. "

Di Renjie said: "That's right. Don't be right. Your Majesty understands that Bashang no longer has the important status it once had. We also understand that. However, those idiots in the court are still living in the age of bows and crossbows. If you really take this land, They might go crazy.”

Yun Chu spread his hands and said: "This time when I go back, I still need to demolish more of Chang'an's city walls. Not only do I need to demolish more of the city walls, but I don't even plan to keep the walls that cause trouble.

Chang'an has such a large population. Except for Zhuque Street, the original roads have become narrow, which is not conducive to transportation and open business and trade. "

She smiled softly and said: "Without the city wall in Chang'an, the emperor may feel uncomfortable as if he has no clothes on. He will not live there again in the future."

Yun Chu said: "There is always a fearless emperor who is willing to live in it."

While the three of them were chatting in the prison, Ruichun had already arrived at Ziwei Palace with a decree.

Wu Mei and Li Hong came to Ziwei Palace early. One came to give the emperor's husband a breakfast made by herself, and the other came to say hello to the emperor's father.

"You said Yunchu wants Ziyun Mountain but not Bailuyuan?"

Li Zhi put down the cake he took a bite of and asked Ruichun in surprise.

Ruichun said: "The general said that the land of Ba's bows and crossbows is also the last screen of Chang'an. It is not a place that can be divided and rewarded to ministers."

Wu Mei snorted and said, "You are quite self-aware."

Li Hong said on the side: "Master is really cautious."

Li Zhi looked at the two of them and put down the cakes in their hands and said: "He dislikes going down to Bashang. There are water nets and swamps down there, making it difficult to build roads, right?"

Li Hong said: "Isn't that the case?"

Li Zhi said irritably: "That's what he thinks, because the purpose of giving him this place is to let him build the road so that I can build a summer palace in Ba."

Li Hongwumei looked at each other, one lowered his head to fill the soup for Li Zhi, and the other kept fiddling with the jade pendant on his waist and wandering around.

Li Zhiyou said to Ruichun: "Tell him to go back to Chang'an quickly, and tell him that if he doesn't manage his fiefdom for two years, the court has the right to take it back."

Ruichun looked like she had eaten shit and went to find Yun Chu angrily.

After Ruichun left, Wu Mei gloated: "How should Yun Chu deal with those people blocking the entrance to the imperial city? Fight them out?"

Li Zhi sneered and said, "Yun Chu wants to leave An Ding and Yun Jin to me for training."

Li Hong suddenly raised his head and said, "The poisonous dragon is going to enter the imperial city?"

Li Zhi said angrily: "That's what he thinks."

Wu Mei frowned and said, "How can witches enter the imperial city?"

Li Zhi looked at Li Hong and Wu Mei and said, "You two have studied the art of witchcraft and poison, right? You two should know well whether that thing is useful, right?"

Hearing what the emperor said, both the queen and the prince looked embarrassed. However, the two of them studied witchcraft just to verify the effect and did not mean to harm others.

"It's not a bad thing if the poisonous dragon enters the palace. It's just to clear out the evil atmosphere in the imperial city and the palace, so that the people living here will not always think of stupid things like killing villains to achieve their own ulterior motives. The human purpose is to save a few people from dying."

The emperor began to tell the truth directly, which made the people below him very embarrassed. In recent years, both Wu Mei and Li Hong have used witchcraft to achieve their goals.

It is because they know that this kind of thing is useless, they will think of using witchcraft. In this way, the power in their hands plus witchcraft can really kill people.

Others only have witchcraft and no power, but they cannot be killed. This makes it easy to cause a unilateral massacre within a small range.

"Your Majesty's decree cannot be changed. Your Majesty once again orders you to return to Chang'an immediately."

Yun Chu accepted the order and sighed: "It seems that I have to visit the Wu brothers before leaving."

Wen Wen nodded and said: "Indeed, nowadays, the craftsmen who are best at building various bridges are in the hands of the Wu brothers."

Di Renjie said: "Let's go. If we don't leave, we won't see the good show."

Ruichun said: "Do you really want to beat those women and children?"

Yun Chu said: "The leader of Baiqisi has such a bad intention. If this continues, he may lose his head."

Ruichun gritted her teeth and said, "Don't worry, I'm too talkative."

Yun Chu said: "Don't worry about these nonsense. When you come to Chang'an, just come and sit in the house. His Majesty will not blame you."

After saying that, Yunchu, Di Renjie, and Wen Wenwen left the Tianlao and walked to the door of the Tianlao. Seeing that the Tianlao guard was still there, they smiled and said, "Peach is pretty good. Next time I come to Chang'an, my family's meals will be the same." Very good, you can try it.”

The guard of Tianlao bowed and said: "I send you my best wishes."

There are three exits in the Tianlao, one is for taking out the dead, the other is for taking out the coffins, and the third is connected to the palace city and is a road specially used for the living.

The so-called door of the dead refers to the place where those who were beheaded left.

The place of leaving the coffin refers to the meritorious official who was poisoned by poisonous wine and Bai Ling strangled him to death and left in the coffin.

There is a long corridor on this side of the palace that leads directly to the imperial city. On this corridor, there is a place for bathing and changing clothes. There are also special palace ladies who are responsible for helping people who leave to dress up. In this way, those who go out can There is no need for people to lose face by being unkempt.

Yun Chu and his three friends had just left the palace when they saw a white-haired old woman sitting on a chair holding a six-foot-long horse spear, wearing an obviously loose armor, and a large gold sword.

Seeing Yunchu come out, the white-haired old woman stood up with difficulty, hugged the six-foot-long horse with all her strength, shouted, and pounced towards Yunchu.

"Yun Chu, the dog thief, give back my son's life!"