Tang's dining table

Since ancient times, the only people who have been given the title of Xu are Huo Qubing from the Western Han Dynasty, Dou Xian from the Eastern Han Dynasty, Li Jing from the Tang Dynasty, and Lan Yu and Zhu Di from the Ming Dynasty.

Although Li Ji's tomb was built according to the landscape pattern after his death, it was still inferior to the above five people.

To Yunchu, these people are gods.

Five gods who have made great contributions to China.

God is God, and man is man. Yun Chu makes this point very clear.

Li Zhi wants to dismantle Lingyan Pavilion and add sand into it, and Yunchu and Xue Rengui are probably the two biggest grains of sand.

After Yunchu and Xue Rengui were finished, the royal family would add sand into it. As a result, the sand became worse with each generation, and finally Lingyan Pavilion was turned into a dog.

Lingyan Pavilion is like this, and the fate of the Eighteen Hairpin Flower Bachelor is not much better.

Of course Yunchu would not tell Yu Xiurong these words. He had not seen his wife for almost two years, and his wife had reached middle age. Not only had she not lost her charm, but she had become more in line with Yunchu's aesthetics.

After being provoked by Yu Xiurong, he immediately transformed into a wolf.

Although the matter of Yun Jin and Li Si being left by the emperor in the palace is a bit serious, we have to wait until we get what we want at this time.

A mature woman is good, especially one who has the same mind and heart. The yin and yang meet and the water comes naturally, just like the spring breeze blowing through the wilderness, the summer rain nourishing all things, the autumn fruitful, and the winter snow moistening everything silently.

Just when Yun Chu was deeply experiencing the four seasons of the year, Li Zhi was looking at Yun Jin and Li Si kneeling in front of him with disgust.

Originally, Li Zhi had a good impression of Yun Jin. After he found out about Yun Jin's affair with Li Si, he didn't like Yun Jin any more.

Just outside the main hall, a giant bear stood up and waved its fat bear paws, constantly scaring a pair of giant centipedes that were more than one meter long in front of it. The giant bear did not pounce rashly, and the centipedes did not dare to attack rashly. Two centipedes actually faced each other in a stalemate on the steps in front of Ziwei Palace.

"Are you studying?" Li Zhi asked.

Yun Jin raised her head and replied respectfully: "I have read some."

"The focus is on homeschooling?"

Yun Jin said: "In addition to showing off your studies, you should also take into account your family studies."

"Which classics do you mainly study?"

Yun Jin said: "Dialectics."

"What is Dialectics?"

Yun Jin said: "Look at things and their true colors from two or more perspectives."

Li Zhinuo moved his buttocks and said, "Then tell me the way you said."

Yun Jin lowered his head and said nothing.

Li Sidao: "Father, please don't embarrass him. My son is older than him. Whatever mistakes he makes are his fault."

Li Zhi said dissatisfied: "I am testing his knowledge."

Li Sidao: "There is nothing to learn. Learning knowledge well is ultimately either to educate the world or to govern the world.

With Ajin's current knowledge, he could go to Hongwen Hall to become a doctorate to teach students, or he could serve as the governor of a state to govern the people.

If there is a war in the Tang Dynasty, Ajin can also put on armor and mount a horse to pacify the four sides for his father.

Even if she is idle at home, Ajin can still think of countless good things that benefit the country and the people. "

Hearing this, Li Zhi chuckled and said, "I have killed many of the people you mentioned, Father."

Li Si said in surprise: "Why? Aren't they all talents?"

Li Zhi looked at Yun Jin and said, "It sounds like everything can be done, but when it comes to doing it, nothing works."

Li Si carefully moved to the emperor's side and said: "Ajin is not that kind of person. If you don't believe it, my father gave Ajin a job as governor. I guarantee that within a few years, the state under his rule will be prosperous and prosperous."

Li Zhi raised his hand and stroked Li Si's big head and said, "How dare you open your teeth for a frontier official like the governor of Yizhou?"

Li Sidao: "In the southwest, Ajin commanded a hundred thousand savages."

Li Zhi smiled and said: "You also said he was a savage..."

Yun Jin smiled and watched Li Si acting coquettishly with the emperor. Seeing the scene of a loving father and a filial son, Yun Jin was very pleased. Li Si had a very lonely temperament, except when he acted like a normal person in front of Aye and his mother-in-law. Except for girls, in front of other people, she has always looked arrogant and domineering towards the world. Now it is rare to be able to take the initiative to get close to the emperor.

"Father, my daughter is going to marry A-Jin soon. You must do whatever you can to give A-Jin a high official position."

Li Zhi looked at Yun Jin and said, "You think so too?"

Yun Jin said with a smile: "I dare not refuse the gift given by the elder."

Li Zhi was stunned for a moment, looked at Yun Jin and said, "Are all of you Yun sons like your father?"

Yun Jin smiled and said: "Since Your Majesty calls my father with two hundred and fifty, two hundred and fifty has become a word of praise."

Li Zhi sighed and said: "That's what I'm afraid of. That's all. Since your father has handed you over to me, it's not good if I don't accept it. So start as secretary supervisor and stay by my side from now on." .”

Li Sifa asked anxiously: "How many officials are there in charge of the secretary?"

Li Zhi glanced at Li Sid and said, "Seventh grade official."

"It's too low. Considering Ajin's great achievements in the southwest this time, he must be a fifth-rank official, right? Besides, Ajin is still the prince of Lantian."

Li Zhi glanced at Yun Jin and said, "Don't you have anything to say?"

Yun Jin smiled and said: "My father said that your Majesty is kind and will not treat minor officials badly."

Li Zhi sighed and said, "You didn't even mention a word about An Ding's grace in marrying you."

Yun Jin glanced at Li Si, who was smiling expectantly, and said, "Whether Sisi is a princess or a poor girl, she will be my wife. Even if the heavens fall or the earth falls, she will still be my wife. You don't have to ask anyone."

After hearing Yun Jin's words, Li Zhi felt the blood in his heart rising, and said angrily: "What if I don't want to?"

Li Si moved to Yun Jin's side and held his arm, saying, "Either there is a pair of shepherds in the far west, or there is a small boat on the sea."

Li Zhi finally couldn't bear it anymore, pointed outside the hall and said: "Get out!"

Li Sidao: "Father, does the secretary's job still count?"

Li Zhi said: "Get out."

Yun Jin bowed deeply to Li Zhi and said, "I will be on duty tomorrow."

After that, he took Li Si and slowly exited the Ziwei Palace. Li Si whistled, and the two centipedes turned around and climbed up the railing. They moved their more than a hundred legs and left quickly with the sound of spring rain.

The giant bear that had been standing for a long time finally dropped its huge body, came to Li Zhi's side tiredly, crumpled Li Zhi's waist and ribs with his head, and then lay down with a chirp.

Li Zhi took a piece of cake from the plate in front of him and stuffed it into the giant bear's mouth. He stroked the giant bear's head and said, "Yunchu sent his son over and asked me to train him personally, see it myself, and feel it myself. It's not a big deal or a big deal." This is very troublesome."

The giant bear barked twice, seeming to cheer Li Zhi up.

The two centipedes ran very fast because of their many legs. When Yun Jin and Li Si arrived at Shangyang Palace where Wu Mei lived, Shangyang Palace was already facing a formidable enemy.

Aunt Chun stood at the front, watching two giant furry centipedes crawling up from the railing, entangled together and constantly stretching their heads towards her.

Aunt Chun tried hard to control her urge to urinate, and said to Yun Jin and Li Si who were coming together: "Kick this thing out."

Li Siyin smiled and said: "The poisonous dragon can break through ten thousand poisons. This is my father's will."

Aunt Chun said: "There is no witchcraft in Shangyang Palace, so there is no need to clean it with poisonous dragons."

Yun Jin glanced at Li Si with a smile, but without seeing any instructions from Li Si, the two poisonous dragons left Lingan, with more than a hundred feet clinging to Li Si's dress, and finally wrapped around Li Si's waist, like a Two straps are worn.

Seeing this scene, Grandma Chun's scalp went numb, and she hurried in to report it.

Yun Jin said to Li Si, "I'm going in, but you don't want to go."

Li Si shook his head and said: "The Queen has been prepared for a long time. No matter how I face the Queen, she will not be surprised."

Yun Jin said: "No."

Li Sidao: "Without expectations, there is no hope."

Yun Jin said: "In front of His Majesty, you can show whatever you are. In the Queen's place, all the etiquette should be indispensable."

Li Sidao: "Why?"

Yun Jin said: "Your Majesty is kind and has no intention of intercepting our affairs. Moreover, Your Majesty is transparent. Any disguise is meaningless in front of him. It is better to show your true heart.

The Queen values ​​rules and appearance, so just behave well. "

When Mother Chun came out again, her eyes were on Li Si's waist for a long time, but she didn't see the two poisonous dragons. As a result, Li Si in palace clothes and Yun Jin in a golden crown with hair tied on his head stood side by side. They look like a beautiful couple.

Such Yunjin and Li Sicai were the two children in Grandma Chun's heart.

The poisonous dragon was nowhere to be found. After the frightened Gong'e pointed it out, Mother Chun saw the poisonous dragon entrenched on the sundial, basking in the sun.

The last time Wu Mei saw Yun Jin was before she came to Dongdu. At that time, Yun Jin was a little doll with pink makeup and jade. After not seeing each other for more than ten years, I just took one look at Yun Jin and knew that Li Si was not worthy of this child.

Li Si has big eyes, thick eyebrows and a high nose. Although his appearance is not bad, when he stands next to Yun Jin, it is a bit difficult to distinguish between male and female, because compared with Yun Jin, whose facial features are relatively soft, Li Si looks more like a handsome man. handsome man.

Seeing Li Si's heroic appearance as he strode forward with his head held high, Wu Mei sighed slightly in her heart. If Li Si hadn't been unable to pass this hurdle, Yun Jin would have been a better match for Taiping.

"My son has met his mother."

"I heard that you brought two poisonous dragons to kill your mother?"

Wu Mei was talking about Li Si, but her eyes kept staring at Yun Jin who was giving a salute.

"An Ding is just being playful and has no ill intentions." Yun Jin knelt down on a mat naturally, her back straight.

Wu Mei glanced at Li Si, who was sitting on the mat without any rules, and said to Yun Jin: "Your mother, Mrs. Yu, gave me a marriage invitation form, and I just want to ask you. This is your Yun Mansion's idea. Or is it your idea?”

Yun Jin was convinced and said: "I am willing and full of hope that Her Royal Highness the Queen will approve Yun's mother's marriage proposal."

Wu Mei said: "Princess Consort Shang and marrying the princess are two different things, do you know?"

Yun Jin said respectfully: "Both are graces, but profoundly different."

Wu Mei said: "In that case, come and tell me, how can you allow the princess to marry?"

Yun Jin was not intimidated by Wu Mei's intimidation. She glanced at the expressionless Li Si and said, "I only hope that I can live on the same bed and die in the same cave with Li Si in this life. Although Sisi is a royal jewel, the Yun family has the same possessions." The mansions of dust will not cause the jewels to become dusty.”

I have been going to the dentist for the past two days. It hurts me so much. My head feels like a wooden fish and there is a loud banging sound.