Tang's dining table

Chapter 1274 Simple, effective is good

Yun Chu reached out and fished the naked Taiping out of the water, holding her slender waist and placing her on the low couch beside the bathtub. Taiping, with her charming eyes, shyly covered her private parts, bit her lips and whispered: "I am new to human relations, my dear, please have mercy on me..."

Yun Chu was not expressionless, in fact, there was still some disdain in it.

As Taiping looked ready to be picked, he used the huge towel under her body to wrap her into a big swaddling cloth. Because Taiping was much bigger than a baby and her legs were too long, Yun Chu wrapped this swaddling cloth into a candle-shaped bag.

It is said that if a child is wrapped in such a swaddling cloth from an early age, the child's legs can grow straighter.

Yun Chu carefully tied Taiping's lower body with a belt, and finally tied two beautiful bows with a belt at the waist and chest position.

"You are much better than Sisi. That child has been stupid since she was young. Sometimes she peed or defecated without making a sound. It was not until I opened her swaddling clothes that I realized she had caused me a lot of trouble.

In comparison, Yunjin is better than Sisi. Whenever she feels uncomfortable, she starts to hum and then burst into tears. I had no choice but to wash her and tie her up.

In general, you are the most troublesome child. You are so old, but you still joke with your elders like this.

I know that you are scared this time and want to ask your elders to help you plead for mercy. You came to the door crying. Can I just watch and do nothing?

Okay, don't be so naughty next time."

After settling the child, Yunchu dived into the pool again and continued to take a bath.

When he raised his head from the water again, Taiping, who was tied in the candle bag, disappeared.

In the pool next to him, a guy with a face fried in a frying pan was lying.

Yunchu wiped the water stains on his face and looked at Feijiu, saying, "Why are you so useless?"

Feijiu leaned his head against the pool and said, "No matter how powerful I am, I can't beat fifty people alone, and they are wearing armor and have crossbows in their hands."

Yunchu whispered, "It's not easy for you to be alive."

Feijiu also whispered, "I seem to hear the voice of Princess Taiping. It was her words that kept me alive. Lord, was it dangerous just now?"

Yunchu nodded and said, "The queen killed me."

Feijiu was still waiting for Yunchu to continue, but Yunchu lay in the pool without saying a word.

So, Feijiu climbed out of the pool dripping with water.

Everyone knows that Yunchu has only one wife. Some powerful people who have investigated Yunchu even know that Yunchu currently has only one woman, Yu Xiurong. In terms of women, Yunchu is not an exaggeration to be called a model in the Tang Dynasty.

How can a person like Yunchu, who is in a high position and has a meticulous mind, be seduced by a little fledgling like Taiping?

Over the years, many people who have been thinking about Yunchu have arranged many women for him in his life, using Yu Xiurong and Gongsun as models. Unfortunately, no matter how these women appeared in front of Yunchu, they were ignored by Yunchu in the end.

Therefore, the idea of ​​letting Taiping seduce Yunchu is fundamentally untenable.

Therefore, Yunchu believes that they only need to let Taiping appear naked in front of Yunchu to achieve their goal.

As for the purpose they want to achieve, it is to alienate.

Since ancient times, alienation has been a strategy often used by conspirators, and it is very good in terms of success rate. Once this strategy is implemented, it costs less and often has miraculous effects.

Yunchu, lying in the pool, moved the towel covering his face and sighed slightly. He felt that within a day, Emperor Li Zhi would definitely know that his beloved daughter Taiping had been naked with Yunchu in a bathhouse for a period of time.

The social customs of men and women in the Tang Dynasty were similar to those of the Hu people, especially the royal family, who were very open about the affairs between men and women. The princesses of the Tang Dynasty were once synonymous with promiscuity.

Taiping had a reputation for being romantic at a young age, which she learned from her aunts or grandmothers.

Li Zhi didn't care how many male lovers Taiping had, but the male lover could not be Yunchu.

At this point, it was really heartbreaking. Taiping was still a virgin at present. The only person who could make Taiping willingly perform the seduction mission was the queen.

Moreover, the queen could be very sure that Taiping would not suffer any losses except exposing her body.

Thinking of this, even Yunchu, who was as powerful as she was, felt a little tired.

Since ancient times, only human hearts are unpredictable.

Taiping was carried to a room by several strong palace maids. When she was put on a large bed, an old nanny personally untied Taiping's swaddling clothes.

Taiping, naked, lay on the big towel without any scruples and said to the old lady, "Am I not beautiful?"

The old lady said while putting on the underwear for Taiping, "The princess is naturally beautiful."

Taiping said angrily, "Since I am beautiful, why does he look at me like a baby?"

The old lady smiled and said, "Because that person thinks he is your elder."

Taiping thought for a while and nodded, "That's right, he is actually a very good elder, even if I let him down this time."

The old lady smiled and nodded, "This matter must be kept secret."

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Taiping rolled around on the bed helplessly and muttered, "Can you leave a few for me?"

The old mama shook her head and said: "There are always beautiful young men, but the princess's favorites, Xue Shao and Wu Youji, weren't they brought with them?"

Taiping lay on the bed, pressing her face against the big towel. Her two jade-white calves were bent almost to her buttocks. She didn't seem to hear what the old mama said.

"The princess is the son of a dragon and a phoenix. She must not be fooled by mere lust."

Taiping said to himself: "Some people are different after all."

The old mama sighed and said: "If Her Royal Highness wants to be as powerful as the queen in the future, in the eyes of the princess, everyone in the world should be the same, and there should not be any different people."

When Taiping heard this, he turned his head and looked at the old nanny and said, "The queen also likes Yun Chu, right?"

The old grandma shook her head and said, "That's nonsense."

Taiping laughed and said, "If mother hadn't been in love with Yun Chu, although Yun Chu would be difficult to kill, it's not impossible to kill him. There would be no chance of killing him in twenty years."

Seeing Taiping's innocent smile, the old mama stopped talking to him. If Yunchu was really that easy to kill, the queen would have taken action long ago. This had nothing to do with whether she liked Yunchu or not, it was only related to the situation.

Taiping sat up from the bed, turned to look at the small garden outside the window, and suddenly said to the old nanny: "I want Aunt Chun to serve me."

The old nanny said without changing her expression: "Why, I can't compare to that idiot Chun?"

Taiping said quietly: "I like people around me to be idiots."

Yunchu went to the Wannian County government office early the next morning.

The county government office has become a refugee camp, with children crying, women shouting, and men scolding.

Under the threat of artillery, these people who used to be superior did not behave more gracefully than the leaders of Guizhou.

There are six artillery pieces at the gate of Wannian County Government Office. In front of each artillery piece, there are four people standing. One is holding a torch, one is guarding the cannonballs, one is holding a mop, and another person has a row of guns stuck in his waist. There were artillery fuses of different lengths, but he held a small flag in his hand.

Governor An and Chun An, the commander of the Hundred Cavalry Division, were sitting on a chair. The cloak behind them almost covered the chair, as if they were squatting there on horseback, which was very weird.

As soon as Yunchu came to the cannon, He Chun waved the small flag in his hand, and Baiqisi in front of the cannon began to be busy.

Yun Chu jumped off his horse and said to He Chun, "Don't force me to beat you in public."

He Chun stood up and said to Yunchu: "Your Majesty asked -"

Yun Chu bent down and cupped his hands and said: "Your Majesty, please answer——"

He Chun said: "Am I cruel?"

Yun Chu said: "Those who dare to stroke the dragon's beard will die. There is nothing to say about this."

He Chun asked again: "Why are you standing by and watching? Are you looking after me?"

Yun Chu said: "Your Majesty is being unreasonable."

He Chun said: "Your Majesty has finished questioning."

Yun Chu straightened up and said to He Chun: "Don't force me to beat you when you are most proud."

He Chun looked at the cannons that had been loaded with gunpowder, shells, and fuses and said to Yun Chu: "Although I don't know what your majesty means, if you are willing to fire these six cannons at this moment, I think your majesty will be very interested in you." Hou Qing’s eyesight is very good.”

Yun Chu looked at He Chun and said, "Your Majesty has been favoring me since I was fifteen years old. Now, it has been more than 20 years. It has nothing to do with whether I light the artillery or not."

As he spoke, Yun Chu pulled out the fuses from the artillery one by one and threw them to the artilleryman under He Chun's regretful eyes.

Then he followed Wu Zima's ass and walked into the county government office.

As soon as he arrived at the back hall, Yun Chu immediately became the focus of everyone's attention.

"The county government is in charge of the food. Go and eat when you are hungry. Each child should be watched carefully and not to cry. The women should also be in charge and not to cry. This is the county government of the Tang Dynasty. It is so noisy."

Wu Chengsi came to Yun Chu's side with a gloomy face and asked, "Is this official doomed?"

Yun Chu glanced at Wu Chengsi and said, "You must be doomed, but not now."

Lu Zhaolin also followed and said, "Here we go again, when will it be over?"

Yun Chu smiled bitterly and said: "Just wait and see, the current situation is already much better than I expected."

Wu Chengsi gritted his teeth and said, "I'm going to work in the front hall."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "Sometimes you should have this naughty energy."

Lu Zhao was next to him, and Yang Jiong immediately waved to the officials from Wannian County who were hiding in the back hall and said, "It's time to go to work."

As soon as he finished speaking, a violent roar of artillery reached his ears. Lu Zhaolin yelled and fell to the ground. People in the back hall also lay down one after another. The women screamed even more shrilly, and some frightened children looked like They were scurrying around like headless flies crying.

Only Yun Chu stood upright, with a hint of violence flashing in his eyes, and turned around to leave the back hall.

He Chun, the bastard, did not fire at the county government office, but the fierce sound of artillery finally threw the order he had just organized into chaos again.

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