Tang's dining table
Chapter 209: Weird Talk Is Reality
Chapter 1284 Strange rumors are all reality
"Beauties should meet and fall in love when they are young. At that time, a beautiful body is entangled with a young and healthy body. The woman has full breasts and the man has strong buttocks. Only in this way can people feel beautiful.
In fact, the heaven and earth were originally arranged like this, but later people became more thoughtful and liked to exchange their most precious things for others. So, a body full of wrinkles, scars and odors appeared all over the body. A corpse that stinks of death is entangled with a beautiful carcass. A young, healthy body is entangled with a body that is obese or skinny, with breasts that are like face pockets, or only a piece of skin left.
Such behavior itself is against the laws of heaven and nature, so it is disgusting no matter how you look at it. "
Yun Chu put his arm around Yu Xiurong's waist while teaching Jin Yuru earnestly.
Jin Yuru gritted her teeth and said: "When I was in the Imperial College, except for the fact that my breasts were not full enough, I was a young beauty like you. Why did you not get entangled with me naked back then, but you always punched me? "
Yun Chuguai smiled and rubbed Yu Xiurong's back and said, "That's because I have something better."
Jin Yiru screamed strangely, smashed the rice bowl in his hand, and ran away.
Yu Xiurong smiled strangely from behind and said, "You smashed a good bowl. Be careful, I will deduct your share."
After Jin Yuru ran away and disappeared, Yu Xiurong said worriedly: "What should I do if this ghost woman escapes?"
Yunchu smacked his lips and said: "Those who are not from my race must have different minds. The nature of the Silla people is like a dodder flower. Let them live their own lives. They are not good at living. They don't even want to live." They know what they want, so they are always looking for a big tree. Only by climbing on this big tree can they live well.
Once they become strong, the dodder flowers will wrap their vines around the big tree, so that the big tree will eventually get no sunlight and rain, and eventually wither and die. "
Yu Xiurong asked: "Now, you have become the big tree that the dodder flowers are climbing on?"
Yun Chu nodded and said, "That's right."
Yu Xiurong raised her eyebrows and said, "Then chop down this dodder tree."
Yun Chu spread his hands and said: "It is their instinct to cling to the strong. If you want to say that Jin Yuru really wants to harm the Yun family, I can guarantee that she has absolutely no such thoughts at the moment. She is only thinking about how to quickly and safely pick her up. The place to stay is well arranged.”
Yu Xiurong asked: "It was because the queen saw through the nature of the Silla people that she re-employed Jin Yuru?"
Yun Chu smiled and said: "It should be like this. When it comes to judging and employing people, there are not many people who can surpass the Queen."
Yu Xiurong relaxed her brows slightly and said, "Since you know this is the case, why did your husband take her to the back house?"
The smile on Yun Chu's face gradually faded, and he said with a bitter smile: "All uneasy factors should be contained in the Yun family's back house, so that the power of Madam can be demonstrated."
After hearing this, Yu Xiurong agreed very much. Any woman from the Yun family's back house could be picked out and allocated a few resources, and she would immediately become a hero.
When the large group of troops were fifty miles away from Jiucheng Palace, there were no less than fifty thousand soldiers and horses surrounding Yunchu.
Traveling thirty miles in one day was already the limit for this group of people. When they set up camp in the evening, Yunchu sat in his tent and waited for the emperor's orders.
As a result, Yunchu did not wait for the emperor's order to camp on the spot until dark.
This is very remarkable.
In a battle involving 100,000 people, the distance of fifty miles is basically the distance for the two armies to explore each other, and the rangers to fight each other, test each other, and drive each other away.
If we walk another thirty miles tomorrow, we will basically be less than twenty miles away from Jiucheng Palace. This distance is the distance where the forwards of the two armies are fighting each other and competing for favorable terrain.
If we follow the rules of normal combat, it is impossible for the emperor to appear in this position. The distance between the forward battalion and the central army should be at least a hundred miles away. Fifty miles is the best distance for the cavalry to make a detour and make a surprise attack.
Yun Chu was pouring himself a drink in the tent. A mysterious man wearing dark clothes and covering his face entered Yun Chu's tent. Yin Erhu and his group who were standing guard outside the tent pretended not to see it.
The masked man pulled off the cloth on his face, revealing a face that looked like a gentle one. He took Yun Chu's tea cup and took a sip of tea to moisten his throat. Then he said to Yun Chu: "He actually allowed you to bring more than 100,000 enemies and friends with you. An unknown person comes fifty miles away from him?"
Yunchu said with a smile: "Vend me a papaya, and repay me with Qiongju. Throw me a peach, and give me a newspaper with Qiongyao. Throw me a plum, and repay you with Qiongjiu. If the emperor allows me to come within fifty miles, I will repay you with Qiongju." he."
Wen Wen nodded and said: "Qiong Ju means that the emperor can die at the end of his life?"
Yunchu smiled and said nothing.
Wen Wen said again: "Obviously, the emperor has allowed you to get close to him for twenty miles. You want to repay with Qiong Yao. What is your Qiong Yao?"
Yun Chu smiled and said nothing.
Wen Wenwen let out a long sigh and said, "I'm very worried that your Qiongjiu will be Chang'an City."
Yun Chu shook his head and said: "Chang'an is the Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty, and it is the Chang'an of the people. No one is qualified to give her away as a gift."
Wen Wenyou Heluo said with a cup of tea: "That's good, that's good. Even if you tell the emperor now that I am the biggest traitor today, I don't care anymore."
Yun Chu looked at Wen Wen and said in surprise, "What did you do?"
Wen Wen touched her nose in embarrassment and said, "The reason why the emperor, queen, and prince were able to get to this point is probably because they have a little bit of contact with me."
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Yun Chu said in surprise: "Is spreading rumors so powerful?"
Wen Wen said: "I didn't originally. I don't know why, but spreading rumors seems to be particularly effective for the three of them."
Yun Chu sighed and said, "Do you know how many people died during the Three Kingdoms period?"
Wen Wen said: "Ten rooms are empty, and countless people have died."
Yun Chu stood up and grabbed Wen Wenwen's collar and said, "Do you know why I turned a blind eye to the situation in which the Three Kingdoms of the Tang Dynasty were at odds, yet I was happy to see it come to fruition?"
Wen Wen asked suspiciously: "During the Three Kingdoms period, the common people were sacrificed, and the situation in which the three powers were at odds with each other was dominated by nobles and aristocratic families?"
Yun Chu nodded and said: "Now that the Tang Dynasty has no foreign enemies, there must be a fierce political struggle!"
She smiled softly and said, "I know, you have said before that unity is the key to peace and unity in times of war, while struggle is the key to peace and prosperity."
Yun Chu loosened his gentle collar and smiled and said, "That's it. When I was taking the Jinshi examination, I wrote a poem on the test paper. One of the lines is - the warehouse is full of mice and magpies are happy, and the grass is gone, the rabbit and the fox are sad. .
If we cannot effectively restrain the speed at which the royal family, wealthy families, nobles, aristocratic families, noble families, and officials encroach on people's resources, a prosperous age will not last long.
How can we effectively suppress those people?
Naturally, it is a cruel and bloody political struggle.
Who are the people who die in political struggles?
Naturally, it is a group of people who have mastered political resources.
They fight each other, kill each other, and monitor each other, so they have no time to compete with the people for countless resources. This is a good time for the people to recuperate and hide wealth among the people.
It is also one of the few good opportunities for ordinary people to get some top-notch resources from the unlucky losers of political struggles.
Tenderness, you ended the cycle of political struggle prematurely. "
Wen Wen said nonchalantly: "The emperor is about to die, and you have nothing to do with him."
Yun Chu frowned and said, "If you continue to be disrespectful to the emperor like this, be careful of me falling out."
He chuckled softly and said: "You can do it or not, right? Let the emperor die quickly, so that I can continue to watch the more fierce battle between the queen and the prince. Ah, when the time comes, heads will roll and blood will flow like a river. What a spectacle.
As for us, we are the emperor's ministers. We do not support the prince or the queen. We will always be loyal to the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty... Come on, come on, what are you going to do to make the prince lose his orthodoxy?
And then let the queen and the prince become mortal enemies? "
Yun Chu shook his head and said: "The prince will definitely be the new emperor of the Tang Dynasty."
Nodding gently and understandingly, he said: "It means the road is a little twisty and the process is a little difficult. I understand."
Yun Chu said angrily: "What do you understand? I don't understand what you are saying!"
Looking at Yun Chu with tender admiration, he said sincerely: "The three of us have devoted our whole lives to the welfare of the people of the Tang Dynasty. Now, Dayi, the capital of our Tang Dynasty, is brightly lit, with countless workshops and chimneys filled with black smoke, and the canals The boats are like a long dragon, there are thousands of sails racing on the river, the waves of wheat are rolling on the plains, and the mountains and hills are full of fruits... All of this is due to the contribution of our brothers. "
Yunchu pointed to the tent and said: "Get out."
Wen Wen stood up and said: "I'm sorry, I took off your underwear and let you stand naked and face the world. No, it's you who is facing the world with your bird hanging limply. If you face the world with your bird raised, In other words, you might be proud."
Perhaps it was because he was too familiar. Wen Wen never hesitated to use the most vicious and disgusting words in the world to evaluate Yun Chu. He even felt that those vicious words were not enough to describe Yun Chu's behavior.
Fortunately - the purpose is bright...
"I will make good preparations in Luoyang according to your ideas. Things will definitely go according to your ideas without any deviation."
Wen Rou left the tent while talking, his steps hurried and full of strength.
The sun is shining brightly in Jiucheng Palace, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant. It is because of the violent storms in the past few days that Jiucheng Palace, a valley washed by heavy rains, is filled with new vitality.
The giant bear was holding a bamboo shoot and gnawing it. While it was chewing the bamboo shoot, it used its claws to skillfully tear off the old skin. It was not honest at all, and the bamboo shoot skin was everywhere, even on Li Zhi's knees. .
Li Zhi, who was lying on the recliner, didn't care about this. He also had a purple-black bamboo shoot in his hand. Although the strength in his hand was no longer strong, he was still peeling the bamboo shoot hard so that the giant bear could eat the best. of.
Although the giant bear was old, he had a good appetite. Li Zhi watched the giant bear click and finish the bamboo shoots he had just stuffed, and then said to the eunuch He Chun who had just wiped his sweat with his hands: "Yun Chu is here. Where is it?"
He Chun reported softly: "It's less than twenty miles away from Jiucheng Palace."
Li Zhi nodded and said, "You can see him tomorrow."
He Chun whispered: "How many people are allowed to be brought into Jiucheng Palace by Yun Chu?"
Li Zhi raised his head and looked at He Chun and said, "I am going to see my loyal people in Chang'an."
He Chun's face turned pale, and after a long time he said: "Your Majesty, this is inappropriate!"
Li Zhi smiled and said: "Since I have believed in him all my life, why did I doubt him at the last moment?"
He Chun said: "Now the situation near Jiucheng Palace is so turbulent that people can't see clearly."
Li Zhi shook his head and said, "If I trust him, I will win. If I don't trust him, I will lose no matter what I do, even if I kill him."
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