Tang's dining table

Li Zhi's eldest wife, Queen Wang, was born in the Wang family of Taiyuan and came from the same wealthy family as Di Renjie's wife.

Over the years, Li Zhi frantically gave birth to sons and daughters. He gave birth to many sons, but none of them was born to the queen.

The Wang family and the Xiao family are both old aristocrats, so it is only natural that Yu Xiuyao and Queen Wang's mother Liu become friends.

Last year, Yu Xiuyao's husband, Xiao Jian, died suddenly at his home in Chang'an County. Yun Chu heard from Doctor He that there was another reason for this.

In the blink of an eye, this Yu Xiuyao was looking for trouble and found Yu Xiurong.

However, this is considered normal. After all, Di Renjie had just gone to Li Yifu's house to be a butt, and Yun Chu had just become the butt of a group of military bosses.

It is really difficult to expect a widow named Yu Xiu Yao to light up the lintel of the gate. Therefore, it is a good deal to turn into a fart to please the queen's mother, Mrs. Liu of Wei State, and her brother Liu Shi, who is Zuo Pu She. matter.

It was originally a good thing, but the problem was that her worthless niece Yu Xiurong didn't agree.

Yunchu didn't mind being a fart because he was the head of the family.

Anyone who is the head of a family, as long as he is not in Li Zhi's position, is basically a fart.

Thinking about the dead yellow dog that was carried on the butcher's shoulders, you will know how miserable the life of the head of the family was.

You have to get enough food for your wife and dolls at home, get them a warm enough nest, and you have to risk all day long wandering around the hunting ground and under the butcher's knife. If you become a fart, you can get these. No one will care if he is a fart or not. Anyway, when he goes home, he will be satisfied if his wife and children don’t point their noses at him and call him a fart.

However, a fart also has dignity. His dignity is that I can be a fart openly, but my wife and children cannot be a fart. For this reason, they even have extremely strict moral obsessiveness.

Yun Chu is like this now. He doesn't allow Yu Xiurong to use the good things given by the girl to become someone else's butt.

"How do you deal with your bastard aunt?"

"The next time she comes, I will burn the house down."

"Well, it's good, but before burning it, remember to move out all the books that the old man has accumulated over many lifetimes."

"Lang Jun, do you want to build a villa there after burning down the old house in Kaihuafang? After all, it is closer to the imperial city. Lang Jun will not have to get up so early when he attends court meetings in the future. "

"Your husband is an eighth-grade official, and your husband will not be allowed to attend the meeting."

"The eighth-rank officials who are less than seventeen years old are better than the fifth-rank officials who are fifty years old. They cannot participate now. In the future, they will beg your husband to attend the court meeting."

"Yes, when you invite me to court in the future, I will just say I'm sick and refuse to go, hahaha..."

Mrs. Cui looked at Yun Chu and his wife, head to head, laughing evilly together, and Yun Chu's hand was already on Yu Xiurong's waist, and that hand was still climbing towards the peak at an undetectable speed.

Afraid that the thunder from the sky would stir up the fire from the earth, Ms. Cui deliberately coughed and said, "Oh, it's not good, Mr. Lang."

Yun Chu looked at Cui with a puzzled expression and said, "What's wrong?"

"The cafeteria slaughtered twenty cows today and was going to hold an all-cow banquet. As a result, the government was summoned."

"We are killing beef cattle, not farm cattle. What are they doing here?"

"Might want some beef."

"A bad person?"

"No, the people who came are the tax collectors from the Western Market. They said that our family didn't pay taxes when we bought and sold cattle."

Yu Xiurong said angrily: "Our cattle are exchanged for our houses. Bartering is not considered a transaction, so why do we have to pay taxes?

Mr. Lang, please rest for a moment. Women are responsible for such things. Aunt Cui and I will go take a look. "

Seeing Yu Xiurong taking the maid Zijuan, Cui and a group of chubby minions to the big dining hall, Yun Chu looked at Naha who was practicing walking in the corridor like a ghost and said: "Even if you don't practice walking, you must be begging for luck." The most ingenious girl in the festival.”

Naha looked at her brother indifferently and said: "After I have practiced walking, I still need to practice weaving, embroidery, and make you a pair of shoes. Don't pay attention to me, I am very busy.

Oh, by the way, bring me some silkworms next year and raise them. "

Yunchu quickly nodded in agreement and decided to immediately plant some mulberry or oak trees in Jinchangfang. He didn't know whether Naha liked to raise mulberry silkworms or tussah silkworms.

I don't dare to discourage this girl's enthusiasm. If she misses the good idea that she finally got up, it will probably last her life.

This season should not be a good time to plant trees, but this should not be a problem for the gardeners in Jinchangfang. They can even research three-color peonies. Planting dozens of thigh-thick mulberry trees and oak trees should not be a problem.

Plant now and new shoots will sprout next spring, just in time for Naha to raise silkworms...

It's hot and people don't like to move. Yun Chu lay on the recliner and watched Naha walk. He watched and watched and fell asleep.

When I woke up, my whole body seemed to be soaked with sweat, so I took off my long shirt and left home wearing only shorts and shorts, intending to go to Erniu's place to take a relaxing bath.

Yun Chu just took off his clothes and entered the bathhouse. He immediately ran out of the bathhouse as if he was electrocuted. He hurriedly put on his shorts and started kicking Er Niu's butt with his feet.

This time, no matter how Erniu tried to dodge, he couldn't avoid the big feet. It wasn't until he was kicked that he sat on the ground and yelled: "Stop, explain clearly why you hit me first, and then you'll hit me again."

Yun Chu pointed at the bathhouse and yelled: "Why did you put the woman in my bathhouse?"

Er Niu's originally mournful face immediately became more aggrieved, as if he could cry at any time.

"This is none of my business. The woman was brought here. How can I stop her?"

"Who? Pei Xingjian? Did he bring Gongsun in? Haven't they stopped interacting with each other a long time ago? Why are they still hanging out together? Why is Pei Xingjian not afraid of his wife this time? Is he so brave?"

Before Er Niu could reply, Li Shen's very recognizable lazy voice was heard coming from the bathhouse.

"What's wrong with Pei Xingjian? Come in and talk."

Yunchu looked at the fact that he was wearing shorts, so he was no longer afraid of the woman inside. He walked into the bathhouse with a big sting, looked at the naked Prince Ji, who was splashing around in the pool, and said, "Why are you here? Didn't you say , Erniu, aren’t you taking good care of yourself?”

King Ji stood up from the water, completely ignoring the fact that he was being watched by four women. He wiped his face with a towel, a by-product of embroidery developed by Jinchangfang, and said: "It wasn't possible in the first place, no, I Brought people to serve.”

Yun Chu glanced at several beautiful women wearing only bellybands and silk pants, and found that the beauties in bikinis were not as good-looking, so he walked straight into the pool and said to Li Shen, "Why do men bring women in when taking a bath?"

Li Shen looked at the four beauties in bewilderment, whose clothes were soaked by the water and showed their delicate hair, and then said to Yun Chu: "Then bring the eunuchs in to serve you next time?"

Yun Chu retched, poured the water on his strong chest, and said lazily: "Forget it, it's more eye-catching if you have a beauty."

With Yun Chu's words, the beauties immediately became lively. Without Li Shen's instructions, or maybe they had been ordered in advance, two beauties came over and kneaded Yun Chu's strong body. of.

If Yun Chu was as guarded as Di Renjie, he would probably make a fool of himself on the spot. Unfortunately, inside this young and strong body lived a love-hungry son who only talked about his partner all the time but never got married.

He could tell clearly where was the entertainment venue and where was the examination room.

If the person teasing him at this time is Yu Xiurong, he will immediately transform into a wolf, the kind of wolf that likes to howl.

"Master Tai said you are still a virgin!"

Li Shen looked at the calm Yun Chu curiously. Very few young people could withstand such temptation.

"Shouldn't a man be called a boy? Why do you use the word virgin?"

Li Shen glanced at him sideways and said, "What the Grand Master said, do you have any objections?"

Yun Chu nodded and said: "Old Sun Shenxian is right, I must have remembered it wrong."

The courage to admit mistakes is one of Yun Chu's few strengths, especially in front of Sun Shenxian.

"My brother, the emperor, has worked hard for many years, but the queen is still childless. He wanted the master to check the queen's pulse, but the queen would rather die. Since then, the brother has never touched the queen again.

What do you think about this? "

Yun Chu looked at King Ji in confusion and said, "Is this a topic that I can participate in? Why don't we talk about Pei Xingjian and Aunt Gongsun? I'm very familiar with this matter."

Li Shen sighed and said: "A long table banquet was held in the house of an eighth-rank official. Six dukes, twelve marquises, seventeen earls, and twenty-four viscounts came... The baron is probably like the one you used to have. That said - no dogs allowed...

This kind of scene has only happened to me when I was crowned king. Since then, I have never seen such a big scene in a private residence.

Therefore, if my imperial brother wants to depose the queen, he will naturally ask you, a little eighth-grade official with a wide network of friends.

Ask those dukes, marquises, earls, and viscounts directly. If the answer is not what they want, I'm afraid there will be no room for change. "

Yun Chu looked at Li Shen's bright eyes and sighed: "I really don't know why so many big shots suddenly came to my house that day.

To be honest, I don’t like to have anything to do with big people. I have my ambitions and things I want to do, and I don’t want to suffer some unforeseen disasters because of my relationship with big people.

Because what I want to do will take a long, long time to achieve, and I don’t want to give up halfway. "

After listening to Yun Chu's words, Li Shen chased away those naked beauties, leaned towards Yun Chu curiously and said, "Do you really want to cover the entire Chang'an City with a layer of gold foil?"

Yun Chu looked at the four beauties with different beauties who came out of the pool with regret, feeling extremely reluctant to leave...

Li Shen roughly pulled off Yun Chu's head and pointed it at him, yelling: "I'll reward you if you want. Please answer first."

Yun Chu stepped aside for a moment and then said, "I'm going to get married soon. Wouldn't it be harmful to me to give me a beautiful woman at this time?"

Li Shen continued to lean towards Yun Chu and said mysteriously: "Others' ambitions are either to be princes for eternity or to be rich for eternity. Why is your ambition to affix Chang'an with gold foil?"