Tang's dining table
Chapter 206 The best gourmet party in the world (3)
Pei Xingjian is very domineering.
Yunchu was a little helpless.
Naha was very angry.
Then, she went to her brother's study and fetched a fist-sized black meatball placed on the highest shelf.
While his brother was still negotiating with Pei Xingjian, he lit a long string on the black meatball and threw it at Pei Xingjian's feet.
Pei Xingjian thought it was a child playing nonsense and didn't care, but Yunchu's pupils had shrunk so much that he could hardly see.
With a leap, he hugged the black ball and pulled out the burning fuse. Then he carefully handed the black ball into Cui's hands and said: "Put it back in the study. In addition, add iron to my study." Before the door and iron window are installed, no one is allowed to enter the study...including Naha."
Pei Xingjian, who didn't know that he had escaped from hell, said: "I know you are getting married tomorrow, why not..."
Yun Chu shook his head and said: "I won't fight with you, let alone bet on matters related to the well-being of the people of Wannian County.
If you like this food party, you can organize one yourself. If you need help, I have someone here who can lend it to you.
No need to compete or fight. "
Pei Xingjian smiled and said, "Are you scared?"
Yun Chu nodded and said, "I'm really afraid of pointing a spear at myself. I'm afraid that after the first time, there will be a second, third, and even a real life-and-death fight.
Therefore, we must stop from the first time we are about to raise a gun at Paoze to avoid future troubles. "
Pei Xingjian shook his head and said, "I hate raising a gun at Paoze, but a fight with you is imperative."
Yunchu pressed the euphorbia in Pei Xingjian's hand again, pointed to the joyful crowd in the distance and said: "The people of the Tang Dynasty are really living a miserable life. Today, everyone is happy, but you are the only one who is angry.
This is not good. Put down your big halberd and let's find a place with few people to have a drink. To be honest, today, I would rather fight with you with a wine jar than fight with you holding a weapon.
It was originally a very good thing, but with the addition of a fight, it seemed very abrupt..."
Pei Xingjian looked around and found that it was just as Yun Chu said. People in the distance were having fun and people nearby were despising him. However, Yun Chu stood there smiling like a real hero.
Di Renjie brought three small wine jars. The words "anti-toxic" were clearly written on the outside of the wine jars. The white bones and skulls on them looked particularly ferocious under the light.
The scene was exaggerated to such an extent that even Pei Xingjian's personal entourage felt that he should take the halberd at this time and wrap it in cloth.
The euphorbia was taken away from Pei Xingjian's hand, and he took the wine jar handed over by Di Renjie.
Next, the three of them drank the terrifying antiseptic potion, and after half an hour, Pei Xingjian was drunk without any surprise.
After all, this is a two-pound package of antiseptic with an alcohol concentration of 75%.
Mrs. Cui had Pei Xingjian escorted to her guest room. According to Yunchu's estimation, Pei Xingjian only had two days and he should not be able to recover. Within three to five days, his hands and feet were weak and he did not follow Yun Chu. Qualification for the first battle!
If he still stubbornly asked for a martial arts contest, Yun Chu would agree without hesitation. After all, he and Di Renjie drank sweet wine, while Pei Xingjian drank alcohol.
Cui's eyes rolled around several times again, and then she said to Yun Chu: "I am going to let Gongsun take care of Pei Xingjian."
Di Renjie looked at Ms. Cui and said, "You are so poisonous."
Yun Chu clapped his hands and said, "Go to the accounting room and see how much money we have gotten so far."
As for Naha, who wanted to sneak away unprepared, she was grabbed by the neck by Yun Chu again. Today, she could not escape this beating no matter what. She also dared to go to the explosive bag containing eight taels of classic formula gunpowder. Lost in the crowd?
After beating Naha, Yun Chu felt that his internal organs had become clear. Although he was stopped by the old monkey and was not hit many times, Naha had to forget about sitting on a stool in the past two days.
In Yun's wing, the lights are brightly lit, and twenty-two accounting rooms are lined up. Everyone has a thick stack of bills in front of them. Next to the bills, there is a common tool for accounting clerks - counting chips. !
After Yunchu gave the order, the accountants began to write and make calculations one after another. No one said anything, but the scene became extremely grand.
Some of these counting houses are from Wannian County Government, some are from Yongzhou Mu Yamen, and some are from Yushitai. Of course, there are also two counting houses from Jinchangfang and two counting houses recommended by merchants.
Yunchu looked through several lists and found that the amounts on them were quite large. It seemed that his strategy of selecting customers had worked.
In the guest room, Pei Xingjian was snoring like thunder and farting loudly. Gongsun gritted his teeth and glared at the heartless man in front of him...
"Waiting for the moment when your beloved returns, my tears will sing for you——"
Wearing a green cloth handkerchief on her head and a bamboo basket on her arm, Wu Mei, pretending to be a peasant woman, sang loudly, her singing voice was melodious, high-pitched and passionate.
Li Zhi, who was smeared with rouge on his face to pretend to be bloodstained and dressed in bright armor, affectionately held Wu Mei's trembling hand and said softly: "Mei Niang, I'm back..."
A long-awaited wife who had been waiting for her husband for eight years, and a hero who had guarded the country for eight years and killed countless enemies, finally met each other. Naturally, they met - they were instantly turned upside down.
After a long time, Wu Mei got her disheveled head out of the quilt, looked at Li Zhi who was still breathing, and said: "I went to the battlefield, and it is indeed different from the past, with more murderous intent."
Li Zhi snorted and said, "When I really come back from the last battle, I'll see how you deal with it."
Wu Mei clapped her hands, and immediately a palace attendant who had been waiting for a long time came to help them both with warm water.
Wu Mei sighed and said, "Your Majesty has never given up on conquering Goguryeo, right?"
Li Zhidao: "My father's last expedition to Goguryeo has laid the foundation for my plan to plan Goguryeo. As my father's son, if I can't continue to expand territory and expand territory based on the country my father left me, how can I be considered a leader?" Wise Emperor."
Wu Mei said worriedly: "Even so, there is no need for the imperial commander to personally conquer it, right?"
Li Zhi hugged the naked Wu Mei and laughed and said: "Whether the army is on my side must be tested in a tough battle."
Wu Mei straightened her beautiful upper body and looked at Li Zhi: "Your Majesty, are you still worried?"
"My father once taught me that if you want to see whether a general is loyal, you only need to look at one performance."
"What kind of performance?"
"Let's see if he regards my safety as more important than the outcome of the war. If it's the former, my father told me that I can rely on big things."
"What if it's the latter?"
"Then let him fight all his life and satisfy his desire to fight until he dies in battle, and then he will be buried in glory!"
"Your Majesty is saying that you do not doubt the loyalty of those veteran generals to the Tang Dynasty, that they do not regard you as their true emperor?
When encountering major events, they only consider the pros and cons of the Tang Dynasty and not His Majesty's safety, right? "
Li Zhi played with Wu Mei's long hair and sighed: "The human heart is more terrifying than ghosts..."
Seeing that Li Zhi had no intention of talking about government affairs, Wu Mei immediately smiled and said: "Li Yifu said that there will be no less than 17,000 people entering Jinchangfang tonight, and Yunchu just collected the entrance fee." Three million six hundred thousand dollars.
Li Yifu also said that Yunchu was still asking merchants for entry fees, stall fees, and deposits, but he didn't know how much profit there was. He estimated that it should be no less than 5,000 guan.
This is only the first day. When Yunchu gets married tomorrow, the merchants, singers, dancers, jugglers, and the people of Jinchangfang will be even more crazy.
Li Yifu also said that if in the future, when the accounts are reconciled, the number on Yunchu's daily income account book is less than 5,000 guan, your majesty can issue an order to make him into a medicinal bone and place it in the Imperial Medical Office to be passed down from generation to generation. "
Li Zhi chuckled and said, "What does Li Yifu know? Although Yunchu's house in Jinchangfang is not big, the wealth placed there is beyond what Li Yifu can imagine.
There was not only money belonging to Yun Chu personally, but also the wealth of Master Xuanzang who was preparing to lead the Consciousness-Wei Sect to expand westward into the Western Regions. "
Wu Mei was surprised and said: "How come the Buddhist wealth is in Yun Chu's home?"
Li Zhi spread his hands and said: "Xuan Zang thinks that Yun Chu will not be greedy for a penny of his Buddhist wealth.
Since Master Xuanzang, a god-like figure, believes that Yunchu is not greedy for money, then I can also believe that he will not be greedy for my money. "
Wu Mei admired: "I don't know how Master Xuanzang discovered such an extraordinary person.
Everyone in this world is moaning and groaning for a few pennies, but Yunchu is the only one who can get money as easily as digging into a bag.
How enviable. "
Li Zhi laughed and said: "It doesn't matter if he can withdraw money. After all, it will rot in the pot of my Datang. The more money he gets, the thicker the porridge in the pot of Datang will be. I like it." Such a capable official."
"Is this why His Majesty let him do what he did in Wannian County?"
"Is this difficult to understand? He follows the laws of the Tang Dynasty and takes care of the interests of the Tang Dynasty, which is my interests. In this case, why should I set a threshold for him.
Letting him go is the best way. If he has merit, I will reward him and he will be promoted. If he makes a mistake, I will punish him or reprimand him.
Since his dream is to cover Chang'an with gold foil, I will give him time and a position to realize his dream.
Or do you think that after Yunchu wrapped Chang'an with gold foil, Chang'an no longer belongs to me? "
Wu Mei listened to the emperor's words and said with a sweet smile: "No one is wiser than your Majesty!"
When the emperor heard this, Long Yan was delighted, and the hand he placed on Wu Mei was ready to move again.
Wu Mei heard the elegant meaning of the string song and her charming eyes were like silk. She covered the emperor with her plump body, bit his earlobe and said, "General, can you fight?"
Attachment: The next chapter will be released at 0:00 on the 15th. This book is first published by Qidian. Everyone is welcome to read it on the Qidian app——
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