Tang's dining table

On Chang'an Eve, some turbid wine, dried mao, and some dried beans and salted vegetables made Zun Yunchu of Wannian County a little drunk.

After raising a glass to the newlyweds sitting in the new house and singing the famous poem "The night of planting bis in the blue field, the beginning of the thrush in the capital, the pair of jade in the eyes of the people, the prime minister pulling the deer and the cart", he accompanied the couple who were also drunk and Wen Wen, who left behind a painting of acacia trees, left Ping An Fang together.

The so-called Albizia Julibrissin tree does not refer to the Albizia Julibrissin tree, but to the two growing pomegranate trees in which I am in you and you are in me. Wen Wen said that this is the real Albizia Julibrissin tree. As for the plant called Albizia Julibrissin, its name does not match its name. Reality.

Among people with bad tastes in the world, there are obviously more scholars than ordinary people, and gentleness is the most common among scholars.

When the two of them walked onto Zhuque Street, the street lights on both sides of the street lit up. It was not very bright, but because the darkness was driven away, the hurried pace of pedestrians gradually slowed down.

Chang'an City is very safe.

The main reason is that there is no room for urban foxes and rats to live here. The unscrupulous people in Fangshizi are eager to perform meritorious deeds. They will come up to teach anyone who speaks loudly, let alone the bad guys.

The city gate has been closed, and no one should have walked into the brightly lit Chang'an City from the darkness outside the city gate.

It just so happened that such a person appeared today.

This is a fully armored cavalryman. The horse under his crotch is tall and powerful, and it is full of scars. You don't need to look at the knight to know that this man must be a warrior who has returned from hundreds of battles.

He had a horse bow, a long bow, a crossbow, a horizontal sword, and a few thunder bombs hanging on his chest. Before he could get close to the crowd, the crowd dispersed. At the same time, the bad guys also blew the whistles in their mouths loudly.

Wen Wen and Yun Chu were hiding on the side of the road. Wen Wen asked in a low voice, "Ten bad guys should be able to take down this person, right?"

Yun Chu looked at the knight's dark and ferocious face armor, shook his head and said: "No, at least a hundred people are needed. This is because bad people do not take the initiative to attack, but only wander around looking for opportunities to use fishing nets, tripping ropes, iron caltrops, hidden arrows, and traps. If we equip them with gunpowder bombs and other things, we might be able to keep this person alive.”

Wen Wenwen was surprised: "So powerful?"

Yun Chu looked at the one-eared horse that slowly walked into the light and said, "One hundred people are far from enough..."

Seeing that Yunchu had quickly overturned his previous prediction, Wen Wenwen asked in confusion: "What if you come?"

Yun Chu looked at the horse's huge hooves creating fist-sized sand pits on the soft horse track. He shook his head and said, "This guy's momentum is too strong and his murderous intent is too strong. I don't think I can beat him." .”

After Wen Wen heard what Yun Chu said, she immediately waved to the knight on the horse and said, "Brother Xue, why are you entering the city at this time?"

Immediately, the tall knight lifted up his visor, revealing Xue Rengui's old face to which everyone in the world owed him a hundred dollars.

Without the joy of seeing old friends again, Xue Rengui looked at Yun Chu and said, "I will take over the Sixteenth Guards Camp. From now on, I will be the deputy left-behind officer of Chang'an."

Wen Wen frowned and said, "How can you, De, be appointed as Chang'an Deputy Remainer? How dare you be placed above our two brothers."

The deputy of Chang'an was left behind, to be precise, he was General Chang'an, the general responsible for commanding the nearly 50,000 soldiers of the Sixteenth Guards in Chang'an City.

If it's a war, he should be the general manager.

No wonder he could open the closed city gate, but he was just one person, and the soldiers were not qualified to enter the Chang'an city defense at night.

"Aren't you afraid that a certain family will put you in a life-and-death dilemma if you are unfriendly to them?" Xue Rengui looked at them gently and said expressionlessly.

She cupped her hands with a gentle smile and said, "You have no interest at all."

"A certain family is here to take up the post of Chang'an Deputy Remainer. They are not here to make friends with you and sell them well."

Wen Wen took a step back, pushed Yun Chu forward who had just sent the bad guy away, pointed at Xue Rengui on the horse and said, "Hit him."

Xue Rengui sat on the horse and looked at Yun Chu. There was finally a smile on that dead face. He hung the horse's spear on the victory hook, slowly pulled out the horizontal knife, pointed at Yun Chu and said: "I have been on the battlefield for many years, and I have met you. It’s just a local chicken and a dog’s ears, I hope you will give me some advice.”

Yun Chu looked up at Xue Rengui's face and said disdainfully: "Sick!"

Then he dragged Wen Wenwen away.

He said softly and noisily: "Yeah, yeah, isn't it? Why don't you fight him? This is not your Yunchu character. Look at his face. If you don't beat him to pieces, you will be invincible." reputation."

No matter how noisy Wen Chu was, Yun Chu pulled him into the alley without saying a word, as if he really didn't want to confront Xue Rengui.

Good generals are basically fed by victory after victory. Under normal circumstances, they must have the courage to accept challenges and win them. Only when their self-confidence reaches its peak can they face danger without being surprised, and know that they will die without humiliation.

Especially for a general at Yun Chu's level, it is even more difficult to find a comparable opponent. Therefore, Wen Wen doesn't understand why Yun Chu would take the initiative to avoid Xue Rengui's challenge.

"You really can't beat Xue Rengui?"

"The flesh on the legs of Xue Rengui's war horse was twitching. The shoe on one of the horses' hoofs was gone. There was blood on the lower edge of the saddle. It was the blood of the war horse. When the war horse stopped on Zhuque Street, it kept looking at it. The ditch water on the roadside produces white foam when you blow your nose.

What does this mean? It means that the horse has traveled a long way before entering Chang'an City.

Military generals generally regard war horses as their brothers. Whenever there is a critical moment of life or death, they will not use horses to their death.

Chang'an is now at peace, our brothers have not rebelled, there is no rebellion, the Sixteenth Guards Camp is safe, there are no rebels, and there are no problems.

So, Xue Rengui was so inconsiderate and wanted to rush to Chang'an as soon as possible. Tell me, why did he do this?

The most important thing is that after the city defense was closed, he chose to enter the city alone. Why?

Fighting with Xue Rengui at this time is suspected of taking advantage of others' danger. Furthermore, there is no need to expend the murderous aura accumulated in Xue Rengui on me.

Finally, Xue Rengui took office as the deputy governor of Chang'an City. I, He Liu Rengui, didn't know, and you and I didn't know? Have you thought about this question? "

Gentle said: "Xue Rengui ran faster than the messenger."

Yun Chu sneered and said: "He is here to kill people, but the people he wants to kill are not us. Let's go back and have a good sleep. When it gets up tomorrow, everything will be clear."

Wen Wen took a breath and said, "It seems that Xue Rengui was showing his kindness to us just now?"

Yun Chu sighed and said: "Sometimes someone who speaks well is not a good person, and someone who speaks evil is not necessarily a bad person.

Go home and have a good sleep tonight. Chang'an should not be under our control tonight. Chang'an City has finally become the emperor's Chang'an City again. "

Wen Wen then sighed and said: "The wind from Luoyang has finally reached Chang'an. Our city wall is too short and cannot stop this wind."

Xue Rengui entered the city alone and suppressed the two Chang'an giants Yun Chu and Wen Wen. This was a great comfort to the emperor and queen couple who were far away in Luoyang. This may be the purpose of Xue Rengui riding into Chang'an alone.

Ever since the old immortal said that Yu Xiurong was a little over-indulgent, she refused to sleep with Yun Chu out of severe shame.

She wanted to sleep with her three children, but unfortunately, neither Yun Jin, Yun Jin nor the young Yun Luan would sleep with her mother.

They would rather use their father's body as an obstacle in bed and climb mountains and ridges over and over again than sleep obediently with their mother.

Yun Chu accidentally threw Yun Jin too high, so that the child reached out and grabbed the rafter head on the top of the algae, and screamed loudly as he hung on it. There was no other way, so Yun Chu threw his daughter up again.

Yun Luan jumped on his feet and asked his father to do as he was told, but Yun Chu refused, so he stepped on his father's belly and jumped around.

Yun Jin couldn't hold on anymore and fell down first. Yun Chu caught him firmly with one foot. The child sat on the sole of his father's foot and laughed loudly.

Yun Jin jumped off by herself. In the spring, the Yun family's big bed did not have a tent to support it, which gave the children a lot of room to expand.

The bedrooms of Tang people are actually very small. The area of ​​Yunchu's bedroom does not exceed twelve square meters. Because of the small space, it gives people a great sense of security when sleeping.

Yu Xiurong, who had no husband to rely on and no children to hug, coughed heavily outside the window. Then, the three children who were having a good time suddenly became quiet. Yunjin and Yunjin got into their quilts, chubby Yun Luan was slow, so he opened his father's shirt and got in, lying on his father's belly and pretending to fall asleep.

When Yu Xiurong came in, he looked enviously at Yun Chu, who was also pretending to be asleep. Then, he wanted to blow out the candle and sneak in secretly.

Unfortunately, as Yun Chu opened his arms and legs, Yun Jin and Yun Jin also changed into large fonts. As a result, there was no room for Yu Xiurong on the big bed. She knew that the four father and son did this deliberately. I just don't want her to disturb their happy play together.

"Go to bed early——"

Yu Xiurong blew out the candle and went out quietly. As soon as she went out, she heard Yun Jin's suppressed laughter as she buried her head in the quilt.

Children will naturally fall asleep when they are tired from playing. This is Yunchu's philosophy. Forcing children to fall asleep is not only a kind of torture for the children, but also for him. It is through this long-term control that gentleness can be achieved. Turning into a pervert, Yunchu hopes that his children can grow up happily.

Xue Rengui killed people in Yingzhou and left corpses all over the place. At this time, he came to Chang'an with the murderous power of Yingzhou, and he didn't know who he wanted to scare.

Chang'an is very good, business is prosperous, and the people are healthy. Yesterday, a smart lame man married a beautiful lady. I just don't know whether their new life last night was harmonious or not, and whether there is any need to improve.

In Yunchu's view, whether his child slept peacefully last night, whether the cripple's new life was harmonious, whether there was a fire in Chang'an City last night, whether a child was lost, whether a woman was domestically abused, these matters are more important than Xue Rengui's coming to Chang'an to take charge. It's important to come.

The emperor and empress did not like to kill the common people. They felt that the common people were the cattle and sheep they raised, and killing them would be their loss.

However, these two men were never merciless in killing ferocious beasts, but ferocious beasts were also the ones that Yun Chu, the shepherd, needed to guard against.

Therefore, regardless of whether the beast eats the sheep or not, since he is a beast, he has original sin in Yunchu's eyes.

Xue Rengui came to Chang'an just to clear out the remnants of Hebei and Shandong.

It was dawn. The children were very tired from playing last night and had not gotten up yet. However, Yunchu was very happy. He felt that it was necessary to levy an expensive safety fee on both sides of Zhuque Street.

After all, as long as the people who live in the mansions on both sides of Zhuque Street, no matter whether they are good or bad, have paid money and food to him, the county magistrate, and paid life-saving money to the emperor, they are safe. As for those who are not willing to spend money, they are safe. People who buy houses with money are a bunch of stubborn guys.

"People in Chang'an say that I, Yunchu, are overbearing, unreasonable, and like to force others to do things they don't want to do.

Now, they should understand that no matter what I do, I am always thinking about them. "

During the meal, seeing that none of his family members understood Xue Rengui's intention of entering Chang'an, Yun Chu proudly told his family members.