Tang's dining table

"Why did you go back to Chang'an? Where is your wife?"

"How come you greet other people's wives when we meet? Do you have some thoughts about her?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "That's your forbidden love. I don't dare to have any ideas. The main reason is that you went to Tubo to get married. Now that you have escaped, you naturally want to ask the mistress for her opinion."

Helan Minzhi smiled and said: "She will be here soon. The main reason is that one of her subordinates made a mistake. She is cleaning up. She should come over to apologize after a while. I hope you can let her favorite slave go."

Yun Chu smiled heartily and said: "It's a small thing, it's a small thing. Who can help but make some mistakes? Just change it and it will be fine."

After that, he warmly invited He Lan Minzhi to the official residence for tea.

After entering the official residence, Helan Minzhi looked around and said with emotion: "This place looked like this when we parted. Now, when I come back, the place has not changed. It's just that the pot of old plum trees on the window looks like this." It’s getting more and more exciting..."

Yun Chu put a piece of rock sugar into He Lan Minzhi's tea cup and roasted the dates patiently. After the tea in the small teapot was ready, he poured the strong tea into the tea cup. Seeing that the tea just covered the rock sugar, he raised his glass to invite drink.

"When I was in the Western Regions, I heard that you entered the Western Regions through the Kunlun Mountains Tunnel. I thought I could reunite with old friends and have a cup of tea. However, you turned around and went to Xiaobolu, and you just missed it."

Helan Minzhi was very good at drinking the cans of tea given by Yunchu. He took a sip of tea in his mouth and allowed the bitterness of the tea, the sweetness of the rock sugar and the burnt aroma of the dried fruit to fully blend in his mouth before swallowing it.

"When I was in Chang'an, I thought that the whole world should be like Chang'an. Later, when I was relegated to Lingnan, I thought that the whole world should be like Lingnan. It wasn't until I went to Tubo Yangtong that I realized that Chang'an is Chang'an, especially It’s different.”

Yun Chu refilled He Lan Minzhi's tea and said softly: "If you don't leave Chang'an, how can you know how big the world is? If you don't go to Lingnan, how can you know the vastness of the sea? If you don't go to Yangtong, how can you know how high the sky is? So, you go After taking over Xiao Bolu, have you ever felt that this great land has been occupied by bastards and bastards, so that heroes like us have no place to stand?"

Helan Minzhi nodded and said: "That's it. When I was little Bolu, I fought all the way from north to south, but I didn't encounter any enemies. My children got treasures and silk from everyone they asked for. Even though the city was full of people, little Bolu praised my wisdom everywhere. There are countless people who are willing to follow me to fight and fight.

Yuchu, since you feel the same way, why don't you go to Yangtong with me? You and I will join hands. Even if we are the Tubo Zanpu, we brothers can ask about the importance. "

Yunchu took a sip of tea and said: "I hate savages, I hate being covered in lice, I hate sleeping in tents like pigs, and even more disgusting those rough and dirty food, even if the beauties there spread their legs, etc. Me, it also makes me uninterested.

So, Helan, that is your world. Although Tubo has a vast territory, it is still too crowded for two heroes. "

Helan Minzhi shook his head and said: "What about the ambition of a man? Where the sky is high, Yuchu can soar up, where the land is vast, Yuchu can fly thousands of miles, fulfilling his heroic aspirations. As for his children and beautiful women, it is just an ordinary thing."

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "I can still clearly distinguish between three years of heroic ambition and thirty years of peaceful life."

He Lanmin said with contempt: "A moment like this is already better than a hundred years of mediocrity."

Yunchu laughed and said: "You have made your mediocre life feel like hell, so naturally you have nothing to miss.

I am different from you. I have a virtuous wife, well-behaved children, loyal friends, and friendly neighbors. One hundred years of this kind of life is not too much for me. Who has the time to accompany you to fight against the plague, death, and filth in Tubo.

Okay, please stop trying to persuade me. "

Yun Chu was already trying his best to talk to this guy in a manner befitting a mental patient. However, the mental patient in front of him brought him into Cao Mengde's character and he couldn't extricate himself.

If these words continue, if the spies planted by Li Zhian in the county government hear this, disaster may be imminent.

Helan Minzhi sighed and said: "My life in Yangtong has not been good at all recently.

I originally wanted to spend ten years to stabilize my foothold in Yangtong. However, Dundup did not have the patience and poisoned two of his high-ranking uncles. They were poisoned to death, and several of her cousins ​​were poisoned. Her brother came to trouble her, but she pretended to say it was not her fault. As a result, they got a witness.

With no other choice, I had no choice but to help Dundup kill six of her cousins. Dundup's father became angry and wanted to expel our couple from Yangtong. Then, Dundup stabbed her father to death.

Not only stabbing her father to death, Dundup also sent people to kill all her brothers and sisters. Finally, her mother's eyes were gouged out and she was imprisoned in a pig pen, and a few dirty slaves were thrown in... …(taken from the continuation of the Year of Zhang Xiong)

After Lun Qinling learned about this, he led his army from Luoche to Yangtong. I had no choice but to leave Yangtong with the six tribes who obeyed me.

In the final analysis, Dundup was too impatient. She should continue to be patient. It would be appropriate to do this after I win over more tribes. "

Yunchu felt that he was a man who had seen the world. After listening to Helan Minzhi's story, he still felt his head was buzzing.

However, he soon came to his senses. The man in front of him was not a good person. When he left Chang'an, he basically killed all his relatives except Wu Mei...

Working with such a couple, Yun Chu felt that just opening one eye while sleeping was far from enough. He should be covered in armor, with swords, guns, crossbows, gunpowder and bullets, etc. in his arms and on his lips. You must also hold an uncorked antidote bottle in your mouth, so as to ensure your own life.

"Where are your armies now?"

"In Little Bolu."

"You and your wife have left, who will help you command the army? Aren't you afraid that they will mutiny?"

"They will not mutiny. Dunzhu said that those people are very afraid of us. Even if we are not here, they will be obedient and do not dare to mutiny or run away."

"I think they have mutinied now, or fled."

"This is impossible, they are too afraid of Dundup."

Yunchu was speechless. He felt that he was a very confident and open-minded person. However, compared with Helan and Dunzhu, it was far from enough. He really didn't understand where these two people's self-confidence came from. However, , considering that these two people are crazy, we figured it out.

Because, for crazy people, there is no right or wrong. They only need to have an idea and they will execute it consistently.

"When we left, we told the tribesmen that whatever they wanted to do in Xiaobolu, it would be best to kill all the people in Xiaobulu. In this way, whether it was Xiaobulu's land or pasture, The orchards and houses will become theirs. If a slave kills enough Little Boru people, we plan to free them from their slave status and become glorious warriors..."

After continuing to listen to Helan Minzhi's explanation, Yunchu began to believe that their subordinates might not defect because they were the only ones who would give the Tibetan slaves a chance to change their fate.

If we don't talk about state affairs or serious matters, the conversation with Helan Minzhi is a very pleasant thing.

He told Yunchu anecdotes about his visit to Yangtong, the beautiful scenery of Yangtong, the cattle and sheep, and the grand ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven held by the Yongzhong Ben sect there.

Especially when He Lan Minzhi started singing Yang Tong's ballads in his deep voice, Yun Chu fell into it and couldn't extricate himself.

Seeing that noon was coming, Yunchu was planning to host a banquet for Helan Minzhi at the county government office. After all, he was a friend coming from afar, so the proper etiquette was indispensable.

When Dunzhu arrived, she was welcomed by the whole Wannian County, mainly because Dunzhu was the only woman wearing furs on June Day in Chang'an.

In addition, this woman is already six months pregnant, which makes her look like a rubber ball.

Yun Chu turned around and cupped his hands towards He Lan Minzhi and said, "Congratulations."

He Lanminzhi looked at Dunzhu happily and said to Yunchu: "This is the third child. I hope she can be born safely."

Yunchu said: "You should take Dunzhu to the Imperial Medical Office for a check-up."

Helan Minzhi shook his head and said: "Dunzhu said that the first two children did not stand upright, and it was Xinrao Dolma (the Mother Goddess of Wisdom) who was punishing her. This time she sacrificed enough slaves, enough highland barley, enough Xinrao Dolma will be satisfied with the cattle and sheep. This child will also be born safely."

After hearing He Lan Minzhi's words, Yun Chu took a deep look at this guy. Now, he could no longer tell whether this guy was really a madman.

A married daughter throws away water, and a married son is basically the same. He wants to do things in Yangtong, which is in line with the interests of the Tang Dynasty. However, the Tang Dynasty's support for him is limited to this. As for wanting the Tang Dynasty, Tang sent troops to help him. Judging from Li Zhi's character, this was absolutely impossible without major good news or situation.

Therefore, He Lanmin's trip to Datang for help was a waste of time. In this case, why did he come again? From the current point of view, he really loves Dunzhu, a crazy woman, and brought her to Datang to give birth. coming.

"There is currently a stable woman in the Imperial Medical Office of the Tang Dynasty, named..."

"Zhang Sanniang!"

The person who answered Yun Chu was not He Lan Minzhi, but Dunzhu who smiled like a flower.

I don’t know how this woman grew up. He Lan Minzhi was turned into a rough man by ultraviolet rays on the Tubo Plateau. However, Dunzhu was different. Her face was still rosy. If you don’t think about the fact that she killed her family, , this is undoubtedly a Gesang flower soaked in the sunshine, rain and dew of the plateau.

"I have a slave here who is from Wannian County. He just came back from the Western Regions and heard that his father was killed. So, this guy killed more than a dozen people in the dark. He is a great hero."

Dundup pulled out a man wearing a Tibetan robe from his own team. If this man didn't speak, there would be basically no trace of the Tang people.

Yun Chu said with a smile: "That's right, that's right. It doesn't matter if you make a mistake. You can change it in the future and you'll still be a good man."

Dunzhu said with a smile: "Yes, yes, there are not many such heroes among you Tang people. Only those who drink the water from the snowy mountains and mountains of Tubo have such ambitions."

As he spoke, he wanted to come forward to praise the man, but He Lan Minzhi gently pulled him aside and whispered something, which made Dunzhu laugh.

"Why kill?" Yun Chu smiled pleasantly.

The Tang man who looked like a Tubo man said: "They killed me Aye."

"You, Aye, participated in a fight with weapons. It's useless to kill you. What's more, the paper-making workshop also lost one of your cows."

"I don't care, they killed me Aye."

"Your clan leader, your mother, your elder brother, and your younger brothers have stopped pursuing this matter. Why do you still go to the paper-making workshop to kill people?"

"They killed me Aye."

Yun Chu glanced at his companions behind him and said, "They are also involved, right?"

"Well, they were just looking out for me. I killed those people myself."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "You will have to pay for your life if you kill people randomly in Chang'an."

"I don't care, who asked them to kill me Aye."

Yun Chu raised his head and glanced at the noon sun in the sky. At this time, the sun was shining fiercely, which was a good time for execution.