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The persona that Yun Chu set for himself in the four majors was that of a bully!

This is what he came up with after thinking about it all night last night.

At first, he thought he should be a talented person.

Later, I found out that the fate of the talented scholar didn't seem to be very good, so I decisively gave up this character.

Naturally, Yunchu would not do it as a miner.

Being invisible? This option is not good either. After all, Four Schools is a place that cultivates low-level officials. Being invisible will be ignored by those who are elected officials.

Finally, Yun Chu decided to become a bully, a bully with both good character and academics!

Why can a person with both good character and academic skills be a bully?

It's because people's definition of the word bully is too narrow.

The purpose of being a bully in elementary school is to make everyone fear and admire you, as long as you are strong enough, your fists are hard enough, and you are not afraid to ask your parents.

To be a bully in middle school, you need money. In addition to having the qualities of a bully in elementary school, you also need like-minded brothers and a group of people to go out and blackmail those timid classmates.

Being a bully in high school is more difficult. First of all, the little money in the pockets of the students can no longer satisfy him. Furthermore, the female classmates who used to have no feeling at all are now getting prettier day by day. So, this The demands placed on bullies are even higher.

Ugly bullies even dislike dogs in high school. Therefore, bullies in this period must first have good conditions, money, and a group of thugs. Only in this way can they become a good high school bully.

Being a bully in college is exponentially more difficult than being a bully in high school.

First of all, students who can go to colleges and universities are basically elites selected through the college entrance examination. There may be a few nerds among them, but there is absolutely no fool.

Secondly, any person who has just entered college is a confident and proud person. This kind of person is definitely not something you can make him surrender by beating him or scaring him.

Thirdly, the guys who enter colleges and universities are basically mentally mature. Everyone knows what they want, and no one wants to rely on fighting to gain a foothold in college.

In a college, such a person would never survive more than one semester before he would be labeled a bully and kicked out by the school.

Therefore, people who can become bullies in colleges and universities are basically those who are looked up to by their classmates.

This kind of bully can influence the students around him through his words or actions, and can use his charm to make his classmates do things they don't agree with.

He can even set off a trend in the school, and can make some students admire him so much that they are willing to die for him, or die for the grand vision he said, can be regarded as a bully in college.

If you want to become such a bully, the first thing you have to do is to outsmart the others and become a man of the hour in the school.

Under normal circumstances, this kind of bully is the kind of wonderful character that is rare to see in a century.

In the peaceful years, it was basically impossible for such people to appear in colleges and universities. Most colleges and universities were filled with a group of cynics who were just messing around with their academic qualifications and waiting to find a good job after graduation.

Yunchu, who had never been a bully in college before, and who had been a cynic for a long time, wanted to try his hand at the four majors. Being a bully here was relatively easy. At least, in the Tang Dynasty, people liked to sing generous laments and cut off their own thigh flesh to drink wine. Two idiots.

Therefore, when Yun Chu first came into contact with the threshold of the four disciplines, he decided not to give in on anything, even if he was wrong.

Di Renjie and Di Huaiying were very depressed today, becoming the first stepping stone for Yun Chu to become a bully in the Four Schools.

It was obviously that bastard's war horse that kicked his draft horse to death, but in the end it was him who took the initiative to bow his head and end the matter.

This made Di Renjie extremely unwilling, but when he thought of Yun Chu approaching him step by step, at a certain moment, he really felt that this bastard wanted to kill him. Yes, this bastard was definitely murderous at that time.

At that time, Di Renjie had been weighing whether it was worth making a feud with such a violent young man for a draft horse.

The result is no, it's not worth it for a draft horse.

At the same time, an allusion to Han Xin's humiliation from the crotch and then to the throne came to his mind.

Di Renjie has always believed that he is a person with a great future and should not lose it on a draft horse.

Although his heart told him repeatedly that this man did not dare to commit murder in the Imperial College, he finally chose to give in.

It was this feeling of annoyance that made him ignore the draft horse that fell to the ground and vomited blood. He no longer felt sorry for the horse. Instead, he found two helpers from the street, one to help him carry his things and the other to handle them. The draft horse was about to die. As for the fate of the draft horse, he was too lazy to think about it.

"Brother Huaiying, why are you still stopping here? I heard that the four schools you want to enter have already opened their doors, and the doctors are waiting for your dedication. You must not delay any longer."

Di Renjie looked up according to the reputation, but it was his good friend Zhang Jianzhi. He had been studying at Taixue for two years and was considered a man of excellent intelligence.

"Brother General Meng, I've made a mistake here, so I'm going in now, but I don't know who my master is."

"You don't need to choose a teacher for the four majors. There are only 11 doctors and ten teaching assistants in the four majors with 1,300 people. When class comes, there will be a huge crowd of people. How can doctors, teaching assistants... Remember so many people.

You'd better finish the four subjects as soon as possible. It's serious to be promoted to Taixue. Only in Taixue can you have a real teacher and a real guide. "

"Hey, brother General Meng, it seems you are not planning to enter the Imperial College to study?"

Zhang Jianzhi sighed and said: "Brother Yu is already twenty-seven years old this year. It will be very difficult for him to enter the Imperial College again. Since he has studied for twenty years, Brother Yu is ready to give it a try. He is currently writing the papers, hoping to gain recognition from the nobles." Support."

Di Renjie looked at Zhang Jianzhi and said: "Nobles from other places can write papers, but they cannot go to Princess Gaoyang's mansion."

Zhang Jianzhi laughed sarcastically and said: "Of all the princesses, I will not go to the Prince Consort's Mansion. I only hope that the papers can be left in the Duke Zhao's Mansion."

Di Renjie shook his head and said: "My brother has studied hard for twenty years and has the ability to grind through it with an iron inkstone. High school is inevitable. Why should I lose a reputation of flattery in vain by the hands of a fake person?"

Zhang Jianzhi smiled bitterly and said, "Time waits for us."

After that, the two hurriedly entered the Imperial Academy.

After Yunchu entered the Imperial College, he found the Four Schools after many twists and turns, and entered the school building of the Four Schools. Only then did Yunchu realize that the scale of the Four Schools was actually so large, and the huge school building was full of people. , I casually checked with military observation, and found that there were no less than a thousand people in the school at this time.

These people were divided into four teams. The queues in each team were very long, and the speed of new people entering was extremely slow. I didn't know what nonsense the doctors in the room were going to say to the new students. They couldn't even get out for a long time. one comes.

Yunchu looked up at the sky, then at the long queue, then led the bay-red horse into the school building.

The officials at the door were just about to ask Yun Chu to lead the horse out, but Yun Chu pressed one hand on the door panel and stuffed a large handful of copper coins into his palm.

The official's face twitched slightly and he said, "If it offends the doctors, don't blame me."

Yunchu gave them a smile and led the bay-red horse into the four schools.

At this time, he stood on the steps, looking at the crowded crowd at his feet, and stroked the bay-red horse's neck. The bay-red horse made a loud snort, and for a while, mucus flew from its nose, and the crowd became confused and yelled endlessly. .

The bay-red horse jumped down the steps, and its huge body quickly squeezed a gap in the crowd. Yunchu followed behind the bay-red horse with his hands behind his back, and squeezed to the front effortlessly.

I glanced into the room and found that there were piles of silk and silk inside, as well as various kinds of bacon, cured chicken, wind chicken, and dried meat. In the middle of these things, there was an old man with a white beard sitting, and he was sitting on a On the futon, he closed his eyes and responded to the students kneeling in front of him as if chanting sutras.

After discovering that there was an old man with a white beard inside, Yun Chu turned around and left. According to his understanding of universities, the older the professor, the more troubles he has, and the more methods he has to punish students.

Such a person is not a good teacher.

So, the bay-red horse squeezed a path for him through the crowd. When he looked into the room again, he was even more disappointed, because there was actually an old Taoist sitting in this room with a whisk in his arms. He has the appearance of an immortal, his eyes are not looking at people, only looking at the quality of the silk.

Forget it, although the Li Dynasty regarded Lao Tzu as their ancestor, the Taoists at this time were best at refining elixirs and retro cold food powder. According to historical research, these people had just killed Emperor Taizong, and Yunchu didn't want to eat cinnabar. After refining the poison, I didn’t even want to take the cold food powder, so I turned around and left again.

The bay-red horse's crazy way of clearing the way through the crowd finally angered some people. One of them just raised his hand and was about to punch the horse on the nose. Yun Chu's foot arrived first. This kick was so powerful that it not only knocked him down. He killed the man who wanted to hit the bay red horse, and even the students behind him fell in a group.

After the bay-red horse pooped a lot of horse dung on the spot, it continued to move forward. Yun Chu heard someone shouting: "You little thief, you have the guts to leave your name."

Yun Chu said loudly without looking back: "Yun Chu is the one who studies the four disciplines!"

Immediately, a lot of shouts of "not a son of man" came from behind, and Yun Chu said angrily: "If you are brave, please leave your name and let grandpa hear it."

Perhaps, today is the first day of school, and no one wants to be like Yun Chu. Hearing the ferocity of Yun Chu's scream, everyone closed their mouths.

In the crowd, Di Renjie said to Zhang Jianzhi: "The person who has the dispute with me is this Yunchu. Who is this person?"

Zhang Jianzhi thought for a moment and shook his head and said: "I have never heard that he is just a playboy who was spoiled by his family."

Looking at the man and horse running rampant in the crowd, Di Renjie shook his head and said: "No, this person is definitely not a playboy. I dare to say that this person is definitely carrying no less than ten lives."

Zhang Jianzhi had always admired Di Renjie's ability to see people. When he heard what he said, he took a breath and said: "So, if this man is not a strong general in the army, he must be a murderous bandit.

But I don’t know how he got into the four schools. "