Tang's dining table

Li Zhi patted the giant bear on the head and took it out from behind the big tent. Before going out, he said to Wu Mei: "You still know how to enter the house on a rainy day. You are not completely stupid."

Wu Mei looked at Aunt Chun who was running out of breath with an angry look on her face, veins looming on the back of her fair hands.

As soon as she came back, Aunt Chun said to Wu Mei, "My servant hunted down the Yu family miserably."

Wu Mei looked over the top of Aunt Chun's head, looking at Yu Xiurong who was standing on the spot and not chasing after her. She snatched the stick from Aunt Chun's hand and beat her headless and faceless.

He just kept looking at Yu Xiurong, no matter where he hit Aunt Chun.

When Yu Xiurong saw the queen appear, she saluted Yingying and said loudly: "I, my concubine, will go back and write a confession."

Wu Mei threw away the stick in her hand, slowly came to Yu Xiurong, looked into her eyes and said: "Very good, then focus on the confession written to me and explain clearly what etiquette is, what virtue is, and what a woman is." Human conduct.”

Yu Xiurong said: "I am usually very polite and virtuous, and I consider myself to be strict in my conduct. But after encountering this kind of thing, I was overcome by anger and forgot about the queen's kindness to me in the past. I also forgot In spite of Grandma Chun’s usual attentiveness, I will go back and think about my mistakes behind closed doors.”

Wu Mei nodded and said: "Since you know your mistake, you will be punished. I will give you three years of money and food. I don't think it will embarrass you, right?"

Yu Xiurong saluted again and said, "This is what I deserve."

Wu Mei waved her hands and said: "Then go, Yun Chu is not Achun's lover."

Yu Xiurong said: "If Mother Chun were ten years younger..."

Wu Mei didn't wait for Yu Xiurong to finish speaking, and said with a half-smile, "Then how about rewarding ten beauties from Yun Chu. I guarantee that none of them will be older than fifteen years old."

When Yu Xiurong heard this, his face turned red, and he didn't know how to respond for a while.

Wu Mei said with a smile: "If you don't like other women entering your Yun family's back house, they insist on talking about Achun's age. It shows that you are also duplicitous.

Forget it, the beauties here in this palace have other uses, so giving them to Yun Chu would be a waste. "

After that, without waiting for Yu Xiurong to say anything else, he turned around and walked towards his tent. After taking two steps, he stopped, looked at Aunt Chun who was sitting on the ground wiping her tears and said, "Let's go, don't go, wait." You’re being laughed at by others!”

Aunt Chun quickly got up and followed quickly.

Seeing the queen leaving, Yu Xiurong was furious. He waved his hand and smashed the wooden stick on a thick horse-tethering post. With a click, the wooden stick immediately broke into two pieces.

Wu Mei, who returned to the main tent, heard the palace servant talk about Yu Xiurong breaking the wooden stick, and said to Aunt Chun, who had just taken off her armor and was still out of breath, "I still have some strength left."

Aunt Chun said: "This slave is not afraid of her."

Wu Mei sneered and said, "If I weren't afraid that you were mine, you would have been beaten to a pulp by Yu Xiurong right now."

Aunt Chun said: "This slave is not afraid of the queen because she is behind her."

Wu Mei angrily laughed and said, "You are relying on me to be tolerant to you, so you flirt with someone like Yun Chu?"

Aunt Chun glanced at the Queen and said sarcastically: "Otherwise, I can't get into Yun Chu's eyes."

Wu Mei looked at the stupid-looking Aunt Chun and said, "You know, if you get married, what will be your biggest reliance?"

"Your Majesty."

"Do you know why those noble men who usually have so many lovely wives and beautiful concubines would marry you?"

"I want to get benefits from the Queen."

"So, who is the most important to you?"

"Of course it's the Queen. This slave made a mistake when he was ten years old and knew it when he was sent to Yeting Palace."

"Very good. Now that you know this truth, put away your lust and do things well in the future."

"What should I do if I meet Yun Chu again in the future? I'm a little embarrassed..."

Wu Mei gritted her teeth and slapped Grandma Chun on her wet head...

In just one morning, an old nanny in the Queen's Palace fell in love with Yun Chu. Yun Chu's wife rushed into the army with her slaves and gave the old nanny a hard lesson. It quickly spread throughout the entire camp.

The soldiers in the camp, as well as the large number of civil and military officials and their families, immediately conducted a profound and detailed in-depth analysis of the matter from multiple angles and dimensions.

"In short, you are said to be extremely unfavorable."

Wenrou poured a cup of tea for Yunchu and placed it in front of Yunchu, which was somewhat comforting.

Yun Chu took a sip of tea and said: "As for me, they may not have the courage. But my wife is unlucky this time. She will probably be called a shrew by those people."

Di Renjie shook his head and said: "You are wrong about this. They even told you in a very vivid way about your secret meeting with this old lady who has been around for a long time in the Chinese army, and the two-hour battle between you two. .

But she praised her younger siblings greatly, and said that this is the power of a housewife. If the men at home are disobedient and do mischief outside, forget it if they are ordinary women. They are just a toy at most. After using them, they will be beaten to death or made mad. All are suitable for sale.

You chose to seduce the nanny next to the Queen. This is really asking for death, that is, Your Majesty. The Queen is tolerant and the younger siblings are decisive, so they settled the matter and allowed you to keep your current official position...

In short, your reputation will be ruined in the future. "

Yun Chu thought for a while, showed a smile, patted his forehead and said: "This is best. In the final analysis, it is really my fault."

Wen Wen immediately put her head over and said, "Did you really fight with Aunt Chun for two hours?"

Yun Chu looked at Wen Wen without saying anything.

Wen Wen nodded and said to Di Renjie: "Two hours is too fake. It can only last for one stick of incense at most."

Seeing Yun Chu's gloomy expression, Di Renjie laughed and said, "It's just right. Now that you have a bad reputation, you can calm down for a while and no one can say anything."

Seeing the two bastards leaving the tent while whispering, Yun Chu also went to the tent where Yu Xiurong lived.

Along the way, everyone paid attention to Yun Chu. When Yun Chu walked over, a buzzing sound like a fly would sound. The tips of Yun Chu's ears listened to the story about his encounter with Grandma Chun. A great discussion about meeting good people.

It makes sense. One is an unparalleled warrior, and the other is a fierce woman who has been around for twenty years. They should hug each other for at least two hours.

According to Yunchu's previous experience, the rumors of two hours the day after tomorrow at most may not turn into three days and three nights.

To Yun Chu, this was nothing. When he established a textile factory in Chang'an and recruited a large number of women to work in the factory, there were rumors that those women came to the factory specifically to serve him, a powerful general.

This is the favorite pastime of Chang'an people, and it has not changed much for more than a thousand years.

When Yu Xiurong saw Yun Chu come in, she turned her body to the side and turned her back to him. Yun Chu stepped forward and held Yu Xiurong's shoulders and said, "Don't pay attention to those gossips."

Yu Xiurong sighed and said, "We haven't even passed two hours."

Yun Chu pressed Yu Xiurong on the chair and said: "When we return to Chang'an, the two of us will go to Lishan Mountain to escape the summer heat, just the two of us. Even if I risk my life, I still have to make up two hours. I'm afraid it will take two days. If it becomes three days and three nights, it will be troublesome."

Yu Xiurong pushed Yun Chu away and said, "That's fine. One of you and I are a thief and the other is a shrew, which is just right. However, you also have to tell me, who hates you so much and wants to ruin your reputation? "

Yun Chu raised his head and thought for a moment and said, "There are too many suspicious people, but Wen Wenwen went to investigate. When it comes to rumors, he is the ancestor."

Yu Xiurong said: "You took the initiative to put the hat on this time. You may not be able to untie it for a while."

Yun Chu smiled and said: "Actually, this is quite good. Making it something that people hate and ghosts hate is what I want and what the emperor wants from me."

Yu Xiurong hugged Yunchu's waist, buried her head in his arms and said, "I am a good person, but I am said to be so miserable. I love my husband physically and mentally."

Yun Chu smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. People in the world are so stupid, we have to forgive them more..."

No matter how aggrieved Yu Xiurong was, she could only sigh in the end.

The army set off for two full days after Li Zhilongyan was delighted. This time the target was Yanzhou and Qufu.

The rumors still seriously affected Yunchu's command authority.

However, after Yunchu started killing people and punishing his rebellious subordinates, the rumors quickly died down.

Yunchu allowed them to tell some jokes about him behind his back, as long as he didn't know about it. But if he knew about it, the eighty-spine staff would be enough to beat a hero into a puddle of mud.

If these rumors neglected military affairs and neglected him as the coach, Yun Chu would not show any mercy this time. As long as there was real evidence, he would be beheaded directly.

You can be merciful in the army, but that is only for ordinary soldiers. As for the officers, you are absolutely forbidden to be merciful. As long as you dare to be weak, they will dare to take advantage of you. This is determined by the nature of the army.

When the army entered the border of Yanzhou, the people here were obviously more polite. Even if they met farmers working on the roadside, they would kneel down to the emperor's chariot from a distance and salute the advancing army.

All civil and military officials say that this is the land of etiquette. However, Yunchu's view is different. Every one of them has a knot in their clothes. Although the haggard-looking farmers are familiar with all the etiquette of dealing with others, poverty is still the life of Yanzhou people. Mainstream, not good.

On the contrary, such a group of people brought a greater sense of depression to Yunchu. Since the people here are so observant, the emperor's idea of ​​taking away the excess land from the Kong family and distributing it to the people may encounter great difficulties. resistance.

"The most proud thing about Kong Yingda's son Kong Zhixuan's life is that although his Kong family's mansion in Chang'an is not the biggest or the best, even the grooms in their family can recite Mao's poems. Even the maids who serve people in the hall can examine the documents sent by the Tai students and point out the advantages and disadvantages."

Li Ji, who was traveling with him, also seemed to have vaguely noticed something was wrong, so he specially found an opportunity to walk alongside Yun Chu and gave him a few words of advice.

Yun Chu did not answer Li Ji's real thoughts. Instead, he looked back at Fei Jiu, who was acting as his bodyguard, and said, "Fei Jiu, come here and tell Ying Gong a story about the righteousness of the Spring and Autumn Period."

Li Ji stared at Yun Chu, and Fei Jiu's noisy voice could be heard in his ears.

"Look, my groom is pretty good, right?"

Li Ji withdrew his gaze, looked forward and said, "Actually, I want to know more about the three days and three nights of the battle between the king and the old woman in the palace. This is your Yun family's unique knowledge."