Tang's dining table

Yunchu always thought that he was the craziest person in the entire Tang Dynasty. After spending so many years together, he finally saw clearly that Gentleness was the most perverted person.

The main reason is that he doesn't like anything he sees.

Yunchu at least likes the sky of the Tang Dynasty and the simple people of the Tang Dynasty. Even Aye can't like the gentleness of the Tang Dynasty. If his wife hadn't given him three children that he was satisfied with, God knows what this man would have become. look.

Di Renjie always said that Gentleness is ten times scarier than Li Yifu.

In fact, Yunchu thought so too.

Rebellion was not an option for Yunchu's future at all. He felt that it was too cheap for someone like him to come to the Tang world by chance just to become an emperor.

What can you do as an emperor?

Can he sleep with many women, including his daughter-in-law and even his own baby mother?

Yunchu felt that he was not a stallion, and he did not want to break the taboo of human reproduction.

Or can you command the world to satisfy your own desires for power?

Having been around the court for a long time, Yun Chu knew very well that the emperor who criticized Fang Qiu and commanded the emperor in the court usually said the results of his ministers' suggestions. He was just a humanoid commander.

Now that we have finally come to the Tang Dynasty, who has the time to spend too much time on flies and dogs, bring a piece of beauty to this world, and finally wave his sleeves and be buried in the soil without taking anything away? Wouldn't it be better?

Wouldn't this be more consistent with a person's original meaning?

"Don't think about bringing pain to the world. We are here to make this world a better place, not a worse one. Isn't this the content of our first lesson in Guozi Monitoring?"

Wen Wen's eyes widened and she said, "You believe this too?"

Yun Chu pressed Gentle's face with one hand, pressed his head against the wall and said angrily: "Just because others don't believe it, heroes like us have to believe it. This is why we are higher than them in terms of personality. s reason.

They ran wildly on the road they were familiar with, and I walked in the thorn forest where only I could walk.

They all acted like bastards and became very proud of themselves. So what if they were stabbed and bloody while walking in the thorn forest?

Money is hard to buy and I am willing. "

"You fucking just keep talking. Don't get more and more excited as you talk. If you press me any further, my head will be crushed by you." Wen Wen felt that her eyeballs were about to fly out from between Yun Chu's fingers, so she spoke quickly.

When Yun Chu heard this, he quickly let go of his hand and saw a red handprint appeared on Wen Wen's face. He wanted to help him rub it, but Wen Wen pushed him away angrily and said, "As soon as you get excited, you will forget that you are very strong." Is this what happened?”

Yun Chu gave a gentle look and said, "I can't help but see you looking so dissatisfied. Do you really want to be the emperor?"

Gentle said: "You will be the prime minister, and I will be the prime minister."

Yun Chu said: "You continue to be your prime minister, I will not be the emperor anyway."

Gentle said: "Do you look down on the emperor?"

Yunchu looked at Wenwen with a smile and said, "Do you think you can afford it?"

Gentle said: "Emperors are all bastards."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "In that case, why do you insist on me being a bastard?"

"I just want to see you put on the dragon robe and sit in that position like a human."

"You don't have to see it with your own eyes. I'll tell you what it feels like right now. I must sit up top and scold all the bastards standing below, so that I won't be scolded in vain by you down below."

"Hahaha, yes, yes, I will definitely think so..."

The two of them were so complacent that they forgot about the temple here. Although the other monks would never come to the Zen monastery where they lived, Master Xuanzang could naturally come at any time.

The words just now were heard clearly by Xuanzang who was standing in the corner of the room. He remained silent and twirled a pair of Buddhist beads given to him by Naha in his hand, but the speed was getting faster and faster, waiting for his thumb. When he twisted the last Buddhist bead, Master Xuanzang looked at Yun Chu and Wen Wen who were leaving the monastery arm in arm. He looked up at the blue sky with a smile and recited: "Namwu Amitabha... Good, good!"

The red maple forest outside Guangfu Temple is an excellent place for spiritual practice. There are seven or eight wooden houses standing here. At this time, it is the season when the red maple leaves fall. The burnt red maple leaves fall on those wooden houses, which looks very... Very charming.

Jin Yuru, with white hair, red coat and green skirt, stood among the fallen leaves in the sky to welcome Yunchu's arrival.

Looking at Jin Yuru's swollen chest, Yun Chu said: "If you dare to tell a lie, I will beat you to death."

Jin Yuru rolled her eyes and said, "I will be beaten by you for the rest of my life."

Yun Chu said: "Where is Guo Daifeng so that I can hunt him down."

Jin Yiru said: "If I were you, I would just wait for Guo Daifeng to run to join the Xi people and the Khitans, and then take a look at the situation in the world before deciding on your own behavior. I have to say that the position you are in now is great. , he can advance and attack, retreat and defend, making everyone envious."

Yun Chu looked at Wen Wen and said, "Look, let me tell you, there is no shortage of bastards in this world."

With a red palm mark on his face, he looked at Jin Yuru tenderly and said, "Look around, it's all there."

Jin Yanru smiled and said: "I am just a weak woman."

Gentle said without any emotion: "That's just a female bastard. Where did you deceive Di Renjie?"

Jin Yiru said: "The place where Guo Daifeng last appeared was in Gaotang Prefecture. I really don't know where he went, but I know one thing."

Seeing that Jin Yiru was appetizing, Wen Wenwen said to Yun Chu, "If I give you half an hour, can you make this woman tell the truth?"

Yun Chu said: "I don't like white hair, but my fist might like it."

Seeing Yun Chu start to clench his fists, Jin Yuru said loudly: "You are still shameless, using force on a weak woman like me. We got the news through all the hard work, and it's not for nothing."

He said softly and irritably: "I'll go away, you hurry up and do the work, this woman is just greedy for your body."

Yun Chu looked at Jin Yuru and said, "Don't go too far."

Jin Yuru said: "Are those potatoes and corn really important to you?"

After hearing Jin Yuru's words, Yun Chu's expression immediately froze. He slowly loosened his clenched fists and said to Jin Yuru: "If you want my people, then give me the potatoes and corn, and you will succeed. .”

Jin Yuru said: "I want 10,000 gunpowder bombs and 20,000 kilograms of gunpowder."

Wen Wen was about to get angry, but Yun Chu pulled him aside and said, "Do you really have the potatoes and corn I want?"

Jin Yuru said: "You drew the picture before, and it looks the same as the one you drew, but it's not as big as the one you drew."

Yunchu said in the gentlest tone: "Can you take it out and let me take a look?"

Jin Yuru was about to speak when he suddenly saw Yun Chu's slightly red eyes and immediately said, "You want to kill me."

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I won't kill you."

Although he said this, Yun Chu's body involuntarily moved closer to Jin Yuru. Wen Wen, who was standing behind him, could see clearly that the blood vessels on Yun Chu's bald head bulged at this moment, and the hairs on the back of his neck stood up. Even the originally loose monk's robe was no longer loose at the moment.

Jin Yuru took out all the knives and held them in front of him. However, when he saw the tiger-like Yun Chu, he suddenly sighed and dropped the knives on the ground, raised his white chin, exposed his slender neck, closed his eyes and said: " just kill me."

"Give me the potatoes and corn—" Yunchu's voice became hoarse, his eyes were bloodshot, and his hands were constantly changing shapes. Even under his feet, there were clear footsteps one step at a time.

"Give me gunpowder bombs, give me gunpowder!" Jin Yuru was extremely frightened, tears streaming down her face, and she crawled backwards using her hands and feet. Even so, she still did not flinch.

"Potatoes, corn are important, what is it?"

Wen Wen called out from behind. He wanted to wake up Yun Chu, who was obsessed with materialistic desires.

Yun Chu turned his head with difficulty and gave Wen Wen a strange smile, and then said: "It's a vegetable, a kind of food."

"Is it tasty?"

Yunchu swallowed a mouthful of water and said: "Excellent deliciousness."

Wenrou immediately said to Jin Yanru, "Okay, let's change."

"A word from a gentleman!" Jin Yuru almost shouted.

"Hurry up and whip your horse." Before Yun Chu could say anything, Rou Wen agreed first.

"Tomorrow, I will deliver it to you personally."

"I don't want ripe ones, I want seeds, seeds that can be planted."

"Know that what you want is the seed."

"I also want a chart."

"Without a chart, twenty-six ships and one thousand three hundred people wandered around one island after another for four years. When they came back, there were only three ships and one hundred and seven people left. They were there. The potatoes and corn you mentioned were found on a large island in the distance. In fact, they were not specifically looking for potatoes and corn for you. They had no food and planted potatoes and corn on the ship, and then they reluctantly came back."

At this time, Yunchu gradually regained his clarity, nodded and said: "Yes, I am already very lucky."

After that, he said to Jin Yuru: "Hurry up and bring me the things."

Jin Yuru said strangely: "Not to mention that the food is not delicious, the output is also very small, and it is not as valuable as you said."

Yun Chu nodded and said, "You're right. You took advantage of me this time. Anyone who wants me can take advantage of this."

Jin Yuanru added: "We really don't know where Guo Daifeng is, but we know that Guo Daifeng has to wait for his family to rendezvous in Fanyang. After the rendezvous, we heard that he was going to take a detour from the north entrance to the Raole Protectorate. Return to Yingzhou.

If you want to kill him, it's best to leave now, otherwise you won't be able to catch him if it's too late. "

Yun Chu smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, he is actually not important. After you give me the potatoes and corn, it won't be too late for me to hunt him down."

Jin Yiru looked at Yun Chu carefully and said, "I'll come back tonight and bring it to you. Where can I get the thunder bombs and gunpowder I want?"

Yunchu thought about it and said, "I will find someone to help you send it to Baekje."

Jin Yiru said in surprise: "So good?"

Yun Chu said with a smile: "All the merchants who deal with us say that doing business with us is a pleasure."