Taoist Quick Wear
46-High Energy Warning (1/2)
The veil was as thin as a cloud, and was held by a slender hand and slightly pulled down.
Ye Fufeng raised his head and unconsciously moved his eyes to her face. At this moment, his curiosity far outweighed his admiration.
Instantly, a dazzling golden light burst out from the puppet's face.
Si Qingyan was far away and was not affected much. Ye Fufeng was close and almost burst into tears.
In Ye Fufeng's eyes, a yellow, round thing appeared on Junior Sister Xiaoyu's face. Her expression was very strange, and the corners of her mouth were raised in a mysterious arc, which seemed a bit sarcastic, but it made people want to laugh at first sight.
And there was a thousand feet of golden light behind her, making the strange yellow ball look a little sacred.
What is this?
Why did Junior Sister Xiaoyu's face become like this after removing the veil? What kind of spell is this?
Si Qingyan was a little suffocated.
Why did Sang Li put a glowing funny ball on his face? This funny thing was so dazzling, so weird, and shocking.
[The Taste of Saury] Hahahaha, you never expected it, I was afraid that he would remember the appearance of the puppet and look for me everywhere in Taiyi Palace, so I blocked his face first. If that doesn't work, I have other ways.
[Yan Qingsi] You are such a clever little ghost... It's not a big problem, as long as you don't fail.
Now Si Qingyan doesn't even want to play games, she just wants to see Sang Li's face change and Ye Fufeng's reaction.
Ye Fufeng has experienced too many ups and downs, and this kind of small setback can't defeat him. He stared at Sang Li's face expressionlessly, stammering, trying to organize his words. But as soon as he saw Sang Li's face, he couldn't help the urge to laugh, and just holding back his laughter made him forget what to say.
"I am an emotionless killer, and I wear this mask to hide my identity. Senior Brother Lingtian, you won't mind this, right!"
Sang Li said a little shyly.
"No mind. Junior Sister, you'd better wear a veil."
Ye Fufeng still maintained his expressionless mode.
He didn't dislike this yellow ball, he just thought it was too weird that it was glowing.
"So you don't like this, I have something else!"
Sang Li switched with one click, and the funny look on her face became Director Jin.
The matching laughter of Director Jin appeared in the void where she was, and the devilish laughter of hahahahaha scared the fish at the bottom of the lake.
Sang Li had Director Jin's face, and she felt very confident. She felt that her waist was straighter.
"..." Ye Fufeng's expression gradually lost control, and he actually showed a smile.
What the hell is this?
Why do I want to laugh when I see this face and hear that weird laughter.
"What about this?"
Sang Li switched to the expression of "Eat shit Liang Feifan", and there was still dubbing around. There was a Cantonese voice repeating the sentence "Eat shit Liang Feifan".
Seeing that Ye Fufeng didn't agree, Sang Li switched to the expression of "If you have money, you can do whatever you want", and there was still dubbing playing in a loop.
Perhaps these fighting forces are not strong enough, Sang Li can only release the ultimate weapon - Billy King's smile, Banana Jun's teasing, and Van's black hood. The background sound also became weird.
In the void, it seems that two men are talking.
"Brother, can you help me pick up the soap?"
"Okay, brother, you are too careless."
"Ah... Brother, what are you doing!"
"Don't do this..."
The voice stopped at the right time.
Although he didn't understand what this soap was, Ye Fufeng instinctively felt that it was not a good thing.
He wanted to say something, and finally whispered:
"Junior sister, this sounds a bit vulgar."
"What about this?"
Sang Li switched to Wang Jingze's face, switching between "Even if I starve to death today, I will not eat a bite of food if I jump down from here" and "It smells so good."
"Hahaha, actually I think this is not bad!"
Sang Li turned into a "Yao Ming face".
Then he suddenly asked Ye Fufeng fiercely,
"What do you think? Why don't you say anything?"
The expression on his face also changed to "I think you are making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger".
Si Qingyan clapped dumbly below.
Where did Sang Li get so many emoticons...
Ye Fufeng was even dumber.
What are these? I have never seen them before.
At this moment, the last bit of charming thoughts in his heart disappeared.
When he looked at Junior Sister Xiaoyu again, he only felt that she was a naughty junior sister. The feeling of heartbeat before disappeared with those strange expressions that changed from time to time.
"Junior Sister, what is this?"
"Ah... This is a treasure that I use to hide my identity when I walk in the world. It can glow and make sounds, which can have unexpected effects."
Sang Li laughed and patted Ye Fufeng's shoulder.
"Isn't it very good?"
Ye Fufeng nodded dumbly.
"Brother, do you want to have one? I'll give it to you." Sang Li smiled again, in a good mood.
She has made this thing for a long time, but she has never had the chance to play with it. Today, she finally has a use for it. It is not difficult to make. You just need to pay attention to the changes in light, sound, and emotions.
Now that the treasure has been made, it should be promoted and popularized throughout the Minglan world. Ye Fufeng is the first step in his promotion. Then he will arrange for Si Qingyan, and also send one to Ye Li...
"Brother, do you want it or not? Do you look down on my saury?"
Sang Li's face changed to the "eat my salted fish thorn" expression pack.
"No, I just felt it was very novel and shocking, and forgot to speak for a while."
Ye Fufeng was not stupid after all, and did not say anything to spoil the mood at the critical moment.
"Then you wear one too."
Sang Li slapped Ye Fufeng's shoulders vigorously, making a mechanical hahaha, laughing wildly, and put a mask on Ye Fufeng's head. Soon the mask wrapped Ye Fufeng's head like a hood.
Sang Li turned on the switch, and Ye Fufeng's head also turned into a glowing funny ball.
The two people whose parts above the neck had turned into funny balls looked at each other, with thousands of feet of golden light behind them, forming an almost eternal picture scroll on this night.
It also left an indelible impression of horror in the heart of an innocent passerby.
"Ah——"
A stinky and black thing not far away suddenly opened its mouth and screamed a groundhog.
"Ah——"
Lingyue, who had lost the ability to speak, saw this strange thing for the first time and couldn't help screaming.
"Hurry up and find the host spirit jade! If you can't find it, I will control your body to self-destruct now."
Lingyue heard her inner demon shouting loudly.
Lingyue almost cried.
Why is she so miserable?
She originally planned to retreat, bathe and burn incense to prepare for a breakthrough, but she hadn't taken the pills to restore her skin color yet, so she decided to take a course of treatment before breaking through.
Although the body shape changed by the body-building exercises can restore her to her previous appearance when she breaks through the Jindan stage, her skin color is almost like being poisoned. If it is solidified, it will be over. She can only try to take medicine first, restore her normal color, and then break through. It would be great if it is one or two shades whiter than before.
Originally, she was happy today. She should have taken whitening pills in the cave and went to bed early, but her body suddenly lost control and was occupied by the inner demon. She frantically looked for the gray jade piece she threw away three days ago.
She did it herself, and she suffered bad luck.
The inner demon has a special traction formation that can follow the breath all the way. All this depends on Lingyue's body.
At night, Lingyue wears a black dress, and can perfectly blend into the endless darkness without showing her teeth.
She started from the cave, passed through many remote places, and finally rushed into the forest where she let the fat bird go last time. She chased it all the way and entered a valley.
There was no grass in the valley, and it smelled terrible. It was the place where the fat bird tribe gathered to defecate. Their excrement is also a kind of alchemy material after drying, which is worthless.
Lingyue was controlled by the inner demon and threw herself into the high pile of shit. She frantically searched for gray jade pieces in it with both hands, almost in pain.
What was hateful was that the damn inner demon did not block her five senses.
Dry, thin, soft, hard, various colors, various shapes...
All were clearly perceived by her.
After a dark search, Lingyue found nothing.
There were many things that the fat bird had not digested in the valley, and there were also things with similar shapes, but when they were touched, they were not.
Too desperate.
Lingyue had never been so desperate before. For the first time, she felt that it was so painful to not be able to control her body. She wanted to go back to the past and beat herself up three days ago.
Why! Why do you have to feed the birds when you can't think straight!
Why do you have to feed the birds when there are so many ways in the world! Damn it!
…
When being controlled by the inner demon, Lingyue couldn't use magic, and the inner demon was the same. She could only dig feces with her bare hands, again and again, floating between despair and more despair.
Logically speaking, the spirit jade should be in the upper layer, and the aura should also be there, but Lingyue couldn't find it no matter how hard she looked. Fortunately, the deadline was almost over, and she was finally able to control her body a little. She came to the nearby lake, intending to wash and then continue to look for that ghost thing.
Unexpectedly, there were two monsters by the lake, which looked so evil and scary.
Lingyue's cry was so shrill that it scared Ye Fufeng and Sang Li.
Ye Fufeng didn't know where he touched, and the hood on his face changed to the face of Director Jin, and there was a wild laugh of "hahahahahahahaha", which was extremely creepy in this quiet night.
"Ah——"
Lingyue screamed again and ran away without looking back.
What kind of monster is this! Too scary!
Ye Fufeng chased after him and shouted:
"Junior brother, junior sister... do you need help? We are not bad people..."
Jin Guanzhang's laughter continued to play, and it spread far and wide.
Lingyue had already run back to the forest.
Too scary! She had to find a safe place to hide! Who knows what those two monsters will do.
Are they human? Could it be a race she doesn't know? Which race looks like this? It's too scary.
"That looks like Xiao Qiang?" Sang Li covered his nose and felt a little suffocated.
"That looks like Junior Brother Xiao Qiang. We scared him. I thought he was a female cultivator when I heard him call me just now."
Ye Fufeng stood there with Jin Guanzhang's face, his tone deep and a little guilty.
"Let me tell you a secret. Xiao Qiang is actually a female cultivator."
Sang Li had a tone of surprise for you.
His face also changed into "surprised", "unexpected", and "happy" three consecutive expressions, which continued to switch.
"Ah?" Ye Fufeng's expression was dull.
An emoticon appears on the face - the smile gradually becomes dull.
This headgear will switch to the corresponding emoticon according to the user's mood. It may make mistakes occasionally, but most of the time it is accurate. The headgear stores tens of thousands of emoticons, some with sound, some without. It is very comprehensive. Even if there is no suitable emoticon, it will be replaced with text, which can cover almost every expression of the user.
"Should we catch up?"
Ye Fufeng now has a cat head on his face, which reads "The expression gradually becomes solemn."
"No need...I'm so sorry." Sang Li felt that maybe Xiao Qiang didn't want to see the two of them now.
"Maybe she needs some help." Ye Fufeng still had a "solemn" cat-head expression.
It is always so imaginative to appear alone by the lake in the dead of night, with the strong smell of Xiang.
"I think she might have wanted to be convenient, so she tripped and fell into the toilet. She was looking for a place to take a shower, and bumped into us."
Sang Li began to analyze randomly.
"Maybe that's it." Ye Fufeng originally wanted to ask why Xiao Qiang didn't use magic, but he remembered that the last time he was poisoned by Yi Huan and was frozen, he couldn't use magic at that time... Maybe Xiao Qiang also encountered To something similar.
Xiao Qiang shouted so energetically, there should be no problem.
"No, there are patrolling disciples coming. Junior Sister Xiaoyu, let's hide at the bottom of the lake first."
Ye Fufeng noticed that there was a breath coming from the distance, and hurriedly erased their traces, pulling Sang Li to run towards the lake.
Sang Li's body was shaken!
Damn it, Si Qingyan is still under the lake!
Damn it, how embarrassing this would be!
Oh my god!
Si Qingyan also saw Ye Fufeng's actions, and suddenly kicked the fish that had sunk into the bottom of the lake. She sank in together with the barrier, and also covered herself tightly.
Although the bottom of the lake is full of mud, it is blocked by a barrier, so it is not a big problem.
The stunned fish didn't dare to resist, let alone fight back. It tried to find a place to hide, but there was really no place to hide, so it could only lie on the ground and pretend to be asleep.
I hope that those cruel people can let Xiu go.
Ye Fufeng and Sang Li squatted where Si Qingyan used to be, setting up a barrier and saying nothing.
Soon the patrolling disciples arrived and searched everywhere. Their spiritual consciousness swept across the bottom of the lake and flickered on the big fish, which they quickly passed over.
"Senior brother, there is only one fish in the lake, and it seems to be wise."
"Just pay attention to it at ordinary times. If it doesn't do evil, just let it live. In the next few days, our Taiyi Palace seems to be starting a Belt and Road Immortal Network project with the demon world. Then we can let the senior demon cultivators take it away."
"It's too unsafe to leave this fish in the sect. If it is eaten by an unknown disciple, the cultivation that has been worked hard for decades will be wiped out in an instant. It's tragic."
The big fish heard what they said at the bottom of the lake and kept nodding.
It’s terrible for people to practice cultivation, but there are also good and reasonable people who practice cultivation.
The disciple above suddenly asked,
"Fellow Daoist Fish, do you know what happened?"
The big fish was startled, thought for a while, and decided to tell them what happened.
Of course, these three people at the bottom of the lake cannot be told.
It felt that the three people at the bottom of the lake were more terrifying, and their auras were scarier than the two people outside.
"The two Taoists are friendly. Just now, it seems that a disciple named Xiao Qiang fell into the latrine while going to the toilet. He fell all over and wanted to wash in the lake, but he seemed to be frightened and ran away screaming."
The two disciples outside smelled the strong smell in the air, and when they thought of the pure black tall shadow they vaguely saw, they felt that this was probably true.
Although there are many doubts, it is not appropriate to delve into it, just keep it in mind.
"Could it be haunted? I seemed to have seen two men in white clothes earlier. They had long hair and faces that didn't look like normal people. They were very scary."
"Maybe it's a passing ghost..."
The two disciples were talking, their voices getting farther and farther away.
Ye Fufeng is now very glad that he wore the hood given to him by Junior Sister Xiaoyu, otherwise Junior Brother Lingtian's reputation would have been completely ruined.
The grilled fish he had hurriedly put into the storage ring was still warm.
"Junior sister, do you still want to eat fish?"
Sang Li shook his head.
"The smell was too strong. I felt like I was being smoked and had no appetite."
Sang Li was talking about the strong smell on Lingyue's body.
"I have a little too."
"Junior sister, please take the grilled fish back for supper."
Ye Fufeng coughed twice.
The spiritual flower prepared before was covered with a layer of putty due to the rush when putting the grilled fish in, and could not be sent out again.
"I want to lose weight at night, so I can't have late-night snacks."
As soon as Sang Li saw the grilled fish, he thought of Xiao Qiang and lost his appetite at all. She inadvertently looked at her surroundings and found nothing, so she couldn't help but start sending messages to Si Qingyan with her mind.
[Taste of saury] Are you still at the bottom of the lake? You won't become that fish, right?
[Yan Qingsi] I can’t change seventy-two, of course I haven’t turned into a fish. I'll leave after you guys get out.
[Taste of saury] Do you want that headgear? I think this thing is really good. Just look at Xiao Qiang and we were so scared that he screamed.
【Yan Qingsi】Yes! Of course I want it!
[The taste of saury] Okay, I’ll send it to you tomorrow.
[The Taste of Saury] I feel like I should have achieved my goal today, but the face you drew was not used, which is a pity.
【Yan Qingsi】Your method is better.
[The Taste of Saury] I can’t help it, I am such a witty and handsome person! I am so helpless and exhausted. Why did God give me a handsome face and unparalleled wisdom?
【Yan Qingsi】Down, 886
Sang Li coughed, holding up his hood, and looked at each other with Ye Fufeng.
Now her face was full of words. Ye Fufeng glanced at it and saw words like "I am so handsome, elegant, and smart...".
"..." Ye Fufeng stared at Sang Li's face and remained silent.
Then several rows of words appeared on his headgear.
"Why do I feel that Junior Sister Xiaoyu is weird, like someone I know? Who is she? It should be an acquaintance..."
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