Taoist Quick Wear

"This bride is really impressive. The motorcade is so smelly and long that it blocks the road."

"I didn't expect that my brother said before that there would be traffic jams due to weddings during holidays. It was true..."

As soon as Luo Junchen finished speaking, a group of pale men appeared behind a steady stream of luxury cars. There was a red word "happy" on the left and right faces. They all wear tall red hats on their heads, which are pointed and look a bit hard, like crispy horns.

Some men held gongs in their hands, while others held drums.

Others are playing suona.

What was being played was a funeral song, and the sharp and jeering sound fell on the ears, making people upset.

"It's so noisy." Si Qingyan frowned.

The group of people turned a blind eye to the van parked on the roadside, except for the person in the middle who was throwing paper money and grabbed an extra handful as he passed by.

The man had an exaggerated smile painted on his face with red paint. When he turned to look at Si Qingyan, the corners of his mouth turned upward.

"It's provoking me." Red light appeared in Si Qingyan's eyes, and a ball of blood flame flickered in them.

Xiao Xie felt bad, so he immediately pulled Si Qingyan's sleeve and comforted him in a low voice:

"No, it admires your majesty, domineering, and handsomeness, sir, so it expresses its warm welcome by throwing paper money..."

"Look at how happy it is smiling..."

Xiao Xie said without conscience.

There are so many cars and ghosts on the opposite side, and we only have one, two or three beings with unknown complex ingredients left here... and a three-legged cow.

Even if you think about it with your butt, you know you can't beat it...

"Let's wait until the other party comes over before we talk." Xiao Xie is a person who is very good at acting with a camera.

"It's too ugly." Si Qingyan didn't want to look anymore and closed her eyes.

It hurts the eyes.

He would set fire to such garbage paper people and burn a group of them.

Next came a group of white-clothed sedan bearers, carrying a vermilion sedan.

The sedan was decorated extremely luxuriously, with tassels and pearls piled up repeatedly as if they were free, and the atmosphere was soaring to the sky.

"I don't know why, but my heart aches."

Jiang Yao looked at the sedan and saw only the heavy curtains hanging down.

"Sir, I want to take a look."

"Okay." Si Qingyan opened his eyes again, started the van, and inserted himself into the convoy.

Xiao Xie shut her mouth tightly.

I shouldn’t have advised the Lord of Hell…

Isn’t this still plugged in...

A minivan was inserted among a bunch of expensive luxury cars, which was particularly out of place.

Especially this van, which splashed mud and water. The mud would make a dent every time it hit the surrounding luxury cars.

Finally, an unfamiliar ghost floated over with a big knife.

Xiao Xie loaded the gun silently, thinking silently in his heart, serve the country with loyalty, serve the country with loyalty, serve the country with loyalty... Mom said that Master Yue Fei relied on these four words to win in countless life and death battles. Even if it's not that powerful, it's still good to save your own life.

Xiao Xie was not a superstitious person before, but now... After silently reciting "Serving the country with loyalty and loyalty," Xiao Xie began to recite piously Tathagata, Buddha, Taishang, Laojun, Guanyin, Bodhisattva, Taibai, Venus, Urgent, Like Laws...

"Kill me!"

The ghost shouted suddenly and slashed at him with his knife.

Si Qingyan sneered coldly and stuck directly to the other party.

When the van drove past these few meters, there was only a mutilated paper figure left on the ground.

If the mind is not moved, ghosts and things will change.

The other cars silently distanced themselves from the van driven by Si Qingyan. If you couldn't afford to offend him, why couldn't you avoid him?

When the motorcade arrives at the wedding venue, whoever the owner of the van is will die. The radio in the van buzzed a few times and suddenly began to operate normally. Perhaps because of Si Qingyan's presence, there was a problem with the signal shielding function of the ghosts.

"Today we are specializing in golden songs, and the next song we will play is "Wild Son"."

"This song is moving forward and unstoppable. I hope it can point the way for you late at night."

The prelude sounded vigorously.

Si Qingyan suddenly felt a little fondness in her heart.

"It's so strong, the stronger the wind, the more my heart wanders..."

"It's like a trace of dust, dancing lightly in the wind..."

Si Qingyan accelerated forward according to the rhythm, and Yun Danfengqing caught up with the nearest luxury car.

"Blow, blow, let my pride go wild—"

"Blowing and blowing will not destroy my pure garden——"

"Letting the wind blow and destroy it is my hope at the end..."

Along with the exciting and high-pitched music, Si Qingyan stepped on the accelerator rhythmically and drove forward.

"Blow, blow, it doesn't matter if you disturb me——"

"Look at me smiling bravely..."

Even if the car in front of the van accelerated in time, it could not match Si Qingyan's soul driving skills and was crushed to pieces.

The second to last car suddenly accelerated like crazy and caught up with the third to last car.

At this time, both vehicles were delayed and crushed by the van.

Having learned from the past, the drivers of the luxury cars in front of the van all started to accelerate like crazy.

Oh shit! What kind of devil comes in the middle?

The car accelerated, and the bearers carrying the sedan also began to accelerate.

A pair of stilts suddenly appeared under their feet. After they stepped on them, their steps were long and steady, and their steps were better than those of professional jugglers in the circus.

"Look at me smiling bravely

Look at me waving bravely

Is it you who will give me a heart?

Let me move forward bravely..."

The volume in the van was very loud, and the singing could be heard far and wide.

The curve of the corner of the mouth of the ghost who was throwing paper money gradually downwards, turning into an unhappy expression.

But the movement of his feet was not slow, and he danced forward crazily.

The gong and drum team did not have stilts, and they were also floating forward crazily.

Fortunately, they don't weigh much themselves and float very quickly.

The originally orderly, lively and luxurious honor guard became extremely chaotic.

The leading car at the front was almost out of sight, and the cars behind were catching up. The car shadows were erratic in the white mist, which was extremely spectacular. The sedan was carried by bearers on stilts, rising and falling occasionally. The curtains of the sedan occasionally floated up, revealing the bride wearing a hijab in the sedan. The rhythm of the funeral music played by the gongs and drums team was disrupted, leaving only a meaningless noise.

Si Qingyan's goal is to crush all those damn paper people beating gongs and drums.

Press the accelerator to the bottom and go, go, go!

Xiao Xie, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was already numb.

The dirt road was uneven, and even though he was wearing a seat belt, his butt was slapped numerous times.

When he ran over the first car, he was so horrified that he almost shot, but he held back.

When he ran over the second car, his heart beat like a drum, fearing that he would be surrounded.

He was uneasy when he ran over the third car, because if the other party didn't break out, what would be the difference between him and a coward?

I didn’t expect this team to be... really bad.

"Silence."

An extremely cold female voice suddenly came from the sedan.

She spoke as calmly as a dry well.

As soon as she spoke, the ghosts with gongs and drums stopped playing, and the surroundings fell silent.

Jiang Yao's eyes lit up when he heard her voice...

In an instant, his eyes turned scarlet red, and endless black mist filled his body.

Why is she here?

Why is she here!

"Do you love wearing shirts?" Si Qingyan turned around and asked.

Jiang Yao immediately calmed down and nodded.

Luo Junchen scratched his head, where is the master from? What accent is this? Weirdly cute?

Could it be that Jiang Yao's old friend was in the sedan?

I don’t know who it is, but it’s Jiang Yao’s fault...

"Don't worry, wait until I catch up with them and snatch your wife back." Si Qingyan controlled the steering wheel steadily and ran over six or seven luxury cars in a row.

Jiang Yao blushed slightly at the word "ma'am" and wanted to refute, but in the end he didn't speak.

"I don't know why, but it feels so good to see these cars that cost hundreds of millions in life being crushed."

Xiao Xie asked Luo Junchen for another chicken drumstick and started to eat it.

Even if the car overturns tonight, I will still be a dead man.

For such an exciting scene, I should have had two bottles of Erguotou, but unfortunately there was no wine in the car...

"Brother Xie, you need to improve your ideological consciousness."

"Like me, not only do I feel great, but I also want to wet them with urine..." Luo Junchen said with a chuckle.

"I'm not as good as you." Xiao Xie said this with great sincerity.

I don’t know why, but the atmosphere that was supposed to be dangerous and weird has become extremely vulgar and ghostly.

"Don't believe it, my boy's urine has a miraculous effect on breeding ghosts. My master and I went digging for treasures before and met several powerful monsters. I just couldn't hold it in anymore. As soon as I took off my pants, I ejaculated..."

"Brother Luo, your kidneys are good." Xiao Xie's hand holding the drumstick shook slightly and praised Luo Junchen again.

"Hey, that's not true. As soon as I pee, the most powerful ghost there will be killed by me." Luo Junchen proudly patted his chest and continued,

"Then I took off my pants again -"

"Guess what?"

"You're awesome, what next?" Xiao Xie didn't mind the heavy topic Luo Junchen said, and gnawed on the drumstick with relish.

"The other ghosts were scared to death by me, and they knelt down and begged for mercy!"

Luo Junchen felt that Master and Jiang Yao had no time to expose his words now, so he boasted even more vigorously.

"At that time, I just kicked him with an invincible flying kick, and then used the subduing dragon and subduing tiger fist. The most powerful devil among them knelt down with a plop and said, Grandpa, I was wrong..."

"Fuck your mother!" The devil, who was bruised and bruised in the trunk, finally let out a righteous cry!

He could bear it otherwise, but this time he couldn't hold it in any longer.

So angry!

"You little bastard, you're so shameless, you're going to blow your cover!"

"There are such shameless people in the world!"

The Demon King angrily yelled at Luo Junchen, successfully attracting Si Qingyan's attention.

"You're awake."

Si Qingyan said quietly.

"No, I didn't."

The devil was instantly quiet and motionless, and even made a cute cow noise.

"Moo~"

"Moo~"

"It doesn't matter whether you wake up or not." Si Qingyan's tone was calm, but his words were very pertinent.

At least everyone in the car didn't care if the Demon King woke up.

Luo Junchen even proudly took out a brick from his bag and introduced it to Xiao Xie,

"Look at this brick, I used it to dent the cow's chest and knocked it unconscious at that time."

"This tile looks very extraordinary and suits you very well." Xiao Xie praised in a deep voice.

"Humph." The Demon King suddenly became quiet.

I'm so sad, I can't hold back my tears.

But what did I, the devil, do wrong?

Although I wanted to do a lot of bad things, I was beaten up before I could do it...

There is also no leg.

The legs finally grew out, but the body was hollowed out again.

The newly grown legs are gone again.

He was still locked up in this place and kept being hit.

Bang, bang, bang.

Woo woo woo...

Hearing the sobs coming from the trunk, Luo Junchen stopped hurting the weak, pitiful and helpless Demon King.

Because ahead, the wedding destination is approaching.

The bride was wearing a bright red wedding dress, a phoenix robe and a tiara. She took off her veil and looked the most beautiful in the world.

She walked out of the sedan chair and walked onto the red carpet step by step.

At the end of the white mist, a tall figure stood, as if he had been waiting for a long time.

Jiang Yao clenched his fists tightly.

Who was she walking towards?

Was she doing this voluntarily?

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Lyrics of "Wild Girl" - Su Yunying

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