Taoyuan Beast Controlling Doctor

Flies are very annoying and annoying creatures.

This is especially true for many housewives.

If there is a fly in the house, it must be chased and killed.

However, flies are also definitely a little escape expert in nature, because their compound eyes can observe things around them in 360 degrees.

Zhang Duobao smiled.

Because once he catches the flies, he can use the eyes of the flies to observe the situation in Mr. Qian's private room.

As soon as he said and did it, he recited a beast charm and firmly controlled the fly in his hand.

Then when the waiter opened the door of the private room and served the crayfish, the fly sneaked in and lay on the roof, motionless, like a sapper secretly observing the enemy's movements.

Zhang Duobao can share his vision with flies.

The situation in the room is naturally clear.

But this look, it is not angry.

It turned out that Qian Muyun was caught between two men.

The man sitting on the left is called Qin Shousheng, the deputy director of the Teaching Department, with a big back, a big round face, wearing a pair of gold-wire glasses, and the pair of small eyes behind the glasses patrol Qian Muyun's pair of 36D from time to time.

And the man on the right is naturally Gao Tianjian, whom Zhang Duobao dislikes very much.

Both of them were very attentive to Qian Muyun, but Gao Tianjian's diligence was shown in helping Qin Shousheng please Qian Muyun.

He's a good guy.

But Qin Shousheng's fat hand is not honest.

Fortunately, Qian Muyun reacted quickly, and she was not touched by Qin Shousheng at once, which made Qin Shousheng anxious.

Many female teachers present also saw this scene, but their thoughts were different, some envied Qian Muyun for climbing the high branch of Deputy Director Qin, and the pheasant was about to become a phoenix, while some sighed secretly, and another delicate flower was about to fall into the clutches of the devil.

Wine, the more you drink, the more crazy you get.

What he said became more and more outrageous.

Qin Shousheng was drinking, his face was already a little red, and he took advantage of the strength of the wine to propose: "Come on, come on, let's fight poetry!" "

After all, everyone is a high-level-eater."

"Oh no, yes! Know! Divide! Child! "

Haha, haha, I drank too much, my mouth was scooping, my mouth was scooping."

Qian Muyun thought that he was really shy, and sneered, but he happened to fall for Qin Shousheng, Qin Shousheng pointed at Qian Muyun and said excitedly:

"Hehe, laugh, Teacher Qian smiled."

"There's a poem that says, as soon as you enter... The red-lipped concubine smiled, eh, what's next? "

Teacher Qian, you are highly educated, come, you come to tell everyone."

Most of the teachers present knew Qin Shousheng's bad taste, and they were all waiting to see Qian Muyun's jokes, but none of them stood up to help her out.

Gao Tianjian also arched the fire: "Director Qin, shall we count down?" If Teacher Qian can't answer, will she be punished for telling a funny joke?

Qian Muyun's face turned red all of a sudden, but she didn't know how to tell jokes, so she had to say seriously: "It's a red dust concubine laughing, no one knows that it's a lychee." "

Oh~~" Qin Shousheng made a sudden realization, "Look at me, my mouth is scooping again, obviously I am riding red, the concubine is smiling, or Mr. Qian is highly educated."

Then he pointed at Gao Tianjian, "Tianjian, since Mr. Qian has answered, then you can talk about this paragraph."

"Remember, you can't use old jokes."

Gao Tianjian has never seen it on any occasion, how can a small joke stump him, and he said: "Everyone knows what Li Taibai's wife's surname is?" What's his daughter's name? "

Everyone guessed for a long time, but they didn't guess.

Gao Tianjian saw that the time was almost up, stopped selling Guanzi, and said the answer: "His wife, surnamed Zhao is called incense burner, and his daughter is called Ziyan." "

Huh?

"That's not right, isn't his daughter's name Li Pingyang?" There are good ones in history who have raised objections.

Qin Shousheng laughed, "Don't be so serious." This is a joke, it is a joke.

"Tianjian, Tianjian, why do you tell me?"

"I can't guess."

Gao Tianjian smiled mysteriously and said loudly: "Isn't there such a poem, called 'Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke'." "

Oh~~

haha.

Everyone laughed.

Qin Shousheng hadn't heard of this joke, so he slapped the table and shouted: "Interesting, interesting."

"Tianjian, talent, you, real talent!"

Many of the female teachers present looked at Gao Tianjian with a little more admiration in their eyes, and thought: "It would be nice to follow such a man, and I can drink and make the director happy." Only

Qian Muyun was embarrassed.

She didn't participate in the drinking party much, which was the opponent of old hooligans like Qin Shousheng and Gao Tianjian.

Zhang Duobao saw this scene through the compound eyes of the fly, his eyes were murderous, and then the corner of his mouth grinned: "These two bastards, don't you like to tell jokes?"

"I'll let you say enough!"

Suddenly, the door to the private room opened.

An elegantly dressed middle-aged man, dressed in a white shirt and black trousers, appeared at the door of the private room.

As soon as they saw this person, all the people in the private room stood up suddenly.

And Qin Shousheng was even more of a pig, rushing straight to the middle-aged man, how could he still be half drunk, and then hunched his waist and laughed with him: "Director, you are here." "

Fast forward, fast forward, the seat has been reserved for you."

The person who came was Lu Yun, the director of the Binhai Education Department.

Taking advantage of the fact that they all stood up to welcome the director, Zhang Duobao made a fly and sprinkled some hallucinogenic powder on Qin Shousheng and Gao Tianjian's wine glasses.

As soon as Director Lu took his seat, the atmosphere changed dramatically.

Qin Shousheng nodded, and he didn't dare to tell jokes anymore, only talking about his parents' shortcomings.

Of course, the most important job is to pat Director Lu's ass!

And...... He winked at Gao Tianjian.

Then Zhang Duobao saw the most terrifying scene, Gao Tianjian took Qian Muyun's wine glass, and when he poured wine for her, he actually put a very small effervescent tablet.

The effervescent tablets melt into the wine and soon disappear without a trace.

Zhang Duobao got up and almost rushed into the private room, but in the end he endured it, he wanted to see what these two bastards were going to do!

In the private room, Director Lu said a few words and received a drink.

After looking at Qian Muyun and drinking it all, Qin Shousheng and Gao Tianjian glanced at each other and smiled knowingly, and then they raised their heads and drank all the wine in their wine glasses.

Zhang Duobao saw the pleasure of successful hunting in Qin Shousheng's eyes.

Looking at Qian Muyun again, she covered her forehead with her hand, a little confused.

Qin Shousheng was even happier.

A tacit understanding had already been reached between him and Gao Tianjian - Gao Tianjian gave Qin Shousheng the lead and stunned the prey, while Qin Shousheng covered him Gao Tianjian.

Qian Muyun was a little dizzy.

But not the kind of complete fainting, unconscious fainting.

Because she has the Five Elements Antidote Talisman Body.

Originally, the Five Elements Antidote Talisman was used to relieve her hangover, but because of Gao Tianjian's ecstasy, she couldn't relieve her hangover, so that Qian Muyun was drunk and dizzy.

Dizzy was dizzy, but she held on and didn't fall.

Gao Tianjian was a little puzzled why Qian Muyun hadn't fallen yet, "Could it be that the effect of the medicine has expired?"

When he was speculating, Qin Shousheng suddenly slapped the table, patted Gao Tianjian's shoulder stupidly and said, "Tianjian, Tianjian, my old Qin, I admire your ruthlessness the most!"

"Good brother, I miss your wife again, when will you make her faint again... Hahaha, you know. "

Wow!

In the private room, the chopsticks fell to the ground!