Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

For three whole games, Jiang Feng made the students miserable and complained.

It's near bedtime.

Somehow.

Jiang Feng suddenly felt his eyes flashing.

Then a light blue screen panel came out!

system!

As a time traveler, this thing is indeed standard equipment!

After a simple operation, Jiang Feng discovered an unexpected surprise.

A smile gradually appeared on his face.

Now I have some fun.

(There is a system, but I try to downplay the existence of the system. It is a cover-up setting that makes the protagonist rich and does not cause major loopholes. I will not use the system word count in the future. The main focus is still easy daily writing. The system can be ignored and light Just look at daily life, there will be no situation where the protagonist becomes a puppet of the system and cannot live without the system.)

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It was nine o'clock the next morning.

The second Chinese lesson.

The school bell just rang.

Jiang Feng pushed open the door and walked into the door of Grade 1 and Grade 3.

The moment they saw Jiang Feng, the faces of the students who played games with Jiang Feng last night were all full of embarrassment.

A faint smile appeared on Jiang Feng's face: "There is a saying that a gentleman's words are hard to catch up with. Have you ever heard of it?"

moment.

Many students understood immediately.

A very King Qin Wu smile appeared on his face: "Yes!!!"

"a man of his words!"

"Teacher Jiang is right!!"

Jiang Feng waved his hand to calm everyone down.

He looked at Ma Xiaohao, who was sitting in the corner with a hopeless face: "Ma Xiaohao, what do you think?"

now.

Ma Xiaohao wanted to write the word sadness on his face: "Teacher Jiang, I understand..."

"Ahem~"

Jiang Feng cleared his throat: "Before class, everyone should open yesterday's Chinese homework and put it on the table. I will check it."

Huh~

The words "check homework" just came out of my mouth.

The expressions of several students below changed.

Some pretended to be calm and composed, some looked panicked and looked left and right, some forced a smile on their faces, some lowered their heads...

Jiang Feng started directly from the row by the window and checked row by row.

Many of the previous inspections were done well, especially the corrections made by many girls in the class, which were neat and beautiful.

"Not bad, well done."

Several people who were praised by Jiang Feng were elated.

Soon, Jiang Feng came to the person sitting by the window in the back row.

As we all know, the back row by the window is the hometown of Wang.

This is also a place where accidents often occur when people don’t do their homework.

really.

Jiang Feng immediately saw that a boy's A4 paper was empty.

She even lowered her head and didn't dare to look at him.

"Classmate Chen Yufan, where is your homework?"

Chen Yufan glanced at him nervously: "I forgot... I forgot at home..."

Live broadcast room audience:? ? ?

...

Anyone who has been to school knows this.

There are countless reasons for not doing homework, half of which are forgetting to bring it.

If you forget to bring it, it basically means you didn’t write it. This condition is true in 99% of cases.

And in the live broadcast room, these veterans who came from school days understand each other better than the other.

We even started to exchange experiences in the live broadcast room.

[As we all know, if you don’t bring it, you don’t write it. It’s perfectly normal! 】

[One of the most versatile excuses in student days is forgetting homework. 】

[In our class, the head teacher stipulated that as long as you didn’t bring it, you didn’t write it, you should still be punished. 】

【Fuck! The place upstairs is so real! Our class even forgot to bring it and the punishment was more serious than not writing it! The head teacher said every day: Why don't you forget yourself? 】

[The memory of the dead suddenly started attacking me, it was so real! And that sentence: Why don’t you forget to eat and sleep? 】

System prompts also began to appear in Jiang Feng's mind.

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1+1..."

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Seeing Jiang Feng's eyes, Chen Yufan was afraid that he didn't believe it.

He forcefully explained: "Teacher, I really forgot it at home! My corrections were written in the exercise book."

Jiang Feng laughed after hearing this.

What a cliche excuse.

So he said cheerfully: "It's okay, it's okay. I happen to have your parents' phone number here. Just ask them to deliver it later."

Chen Yufan:? ? ?

Jiang Feng's words came out.

Everyone in the class was stunned.

The atmosphere suddenly reached a very embarrassing situation.

After a few seconds of silence, many students couldn't help laughing.

Why don't they know these excuses?

If you don’t bring it, you basically haven’t written it.

However, this sixth teacher immediately started asking parents to send it away!

I made it clear that I knew he didn't write it, so I deliberately tricked him!

Punishing is a small matter, but calling parents is a big deal!

When I get home, Bao Buqi will eat a meal of belt stew.

Which one is lighter and which one is heavier can still be carried clearly.

...

And Chen Yufan, after listening to Jiang Feng's words, began to doubt life on the spot.

This teacher is too old!

So he bit the bullet and said, "Teacher, my parents have gone to work. They work far away and there is no time to send it off."

Jiang Feng didn't panic at all.

The smile on his face became even brighter: "It's okay, it's okay. I just remembered that your home is not far from the school, it seems like it's only a few minutes away. I'll go pick it up with you during the second period."

? ? ?

Chen Yufan went numb on the spot, opening and closing his mouth not knowing what to say.

His face was even more confused.

After pondering for a while, he came up with his final excuse: "Teacher Jiang, I forgot to bring my key and I can't go home."

This excuse can be said to be quite awesome.

You can't enter the house without a key.

You can't just call the fire brigade to open the lock for a small job, right?

Not realistic at all.

Just when Chen Yufan was about to open the champagne.

Jiang Feng said calmly: "It's okay, it's okay. Teacher can unlock the door and you can get in without a key."

Said.

Directly in my mind, I spent 500 popularity points through the system to exchange for a lock-picking proficiency skill.

Then, the students looked confused.

"Do you have any extra hair cards? Lend me one."

He asked Su Qing, the Chinese class representative, for a hairpin.

Subsequently.

In the confused eyes of the whole class, he inserted the hairpin into the big lock that locked the door in the class and started tinkering.

Exactly three seconds later.

A snap~

The big lock opened in Jiang Feng's hand.

All students:? ? ?

A layer of deep confusion appeared on Chen Yufan's face, and he collapsed on the spot!

Live broadcast room audience:? ? ?

...

The live broadcast room now has more than 100,000 viewers.

After Jiang Feng opened the iron lock in three seconds.

Everyone was stunned for a moment.

Then the screen was filled with question marks!

【? ? ? With such professional skills, you tell me this is a teacher? ? 】

[Teacher Jiang’s hands are probably going to be filed with the police station! 】

【Fuck! Investigate this teacher! Specify what kind of side job you have! 】

[I’m so happy, hahahaha, I just reduced the dimensionality and attacked the gauze! 】

【Awesome! It's really a heifer sitting on a firecracker - awesome! ! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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