Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

Five o'clock in the afternoon.

Jiang Feng took the teaching materials and came to the door of Class 4's classroom again.

Because there is a Chinese class for Class 4 later.

Before I even opened the door and walked in, I heard the shouts of endorsements from the students in Class 4.

Sounds pretty serious!

Jiang Feng pushed open the classroom door and walked in, looking around the classroom: "How are you memorizing it?"

In classrooms.

Hearing Jiang Feng's voice, the students' endorsements stopped.

At this time, everyone's faces were extremely confident.

"I know it by heart! Just write it down silently!"

Just by looking at the confident expressions and tones of each of them, Jiang Feng knew that these students were indeed quite familiar with the lesson.

So he directly picked up the textbook and said: "Okay, since everyone has memorized it well, let's not write it down from memory now. Let's go straight to class."

Eh?

Many students in the class were stunned.

Isn’t this going to be written silently?

Too old!

I have finally worked hard to memorize it so well, but now I say I won’t write it down from memory?

Then wouldn’t all my hard work for most of the day be wasted?

Especially those who don’t usually like to memorize, they made a special effort to memorize for a long time today.

Now if I say I won’t write it down, I won’t write it down!

I was immediately disappointed.

Everyone couldn't wait to beg Jiang Feng to let them write silently!

Otherwise, I have been carrying it for so long in vain, and I always feel like I have suffered a huge loss!

"Teacher Jiang, let's write silently!"

"That's right! Classical Chinese is so important and cannot be underestimated!"

"Teacher, I have prepared everything well. If I don't write it down silently, I will be at a loss!"

"Teacher Jiang, if you don't write it silently, how can you know how effective our memorization is?"

When Jiang Feng heard this, he smiled gently: "It doesn't matter, teacher believes in you."

Under the podium.

After hearing this, the students finally gave in and did not say anything further.

Jiang Feng picked up the textbook: "Where did we talk this morning? Oh yes, we just finished talking about Yishui's farewell. Come on, come on, turn to page 19, let's continue."

...

Nearly half an hour passed again.

There are only about fifteen minutes left before get out of class ends.

Jiang Feng put away the teaching materials.

He turned to look at the students under the podium: "Have you almost forgotten the part about Yishui's farewell that I asked you to memorize today?"

Eh? ? ?

The students were stunned after hearing this!

What does this mean?

What does "almost forgotten" mean?

However.

Follow Teacher Jiang's words carefully and think about it.

After spending most of the class in classical Chinese translation, I really forgot a lot about the paragraph I memorized today!

moment.

A bad premonition immediately arose in the hearts of dozens of students.

Damn it!

This sixth teacher is starting to act like a human being again!

Jiang Feng said with a smile: "Since everyone has almost forgotten it, let's start dictating it now!"

...

When the audience in the live broadcast room heard this, they started asking questions crazily!

I immediately understood Jiang Feng’s tricks!

What is Lao Liu!

This is called Lao Liu!

When he first entered the classroom, the students still remembered it very clearly, so he deliberately did not write it down from memory first!

Wait until the class is almost over and the students have almost forgotten.

Give them another surprise dictation and catch them off guard!

This is much more powerful than dictating directly as soon as class begins!

【How inappropriate! Teacher Jiang, you are determined to kick all the students into the ditch, right? 】

【Seize the bamboo shoots! Teacher Jiang, you will lose the trust of the students in Class 4! 】

【I know this question! Teacher Jiang: It doesn’t matter, there is one missing Class 4, I still have Class 3! 】

【Grass! You kid has learned how to answer quickly, but you still talk in an angry manner! Tell me, how many hours a day do you watch Teacher Jiang? 】

[No, I see Teacher Jiang every day, and I already know him very well! 】

[The best thing for you kid to say is to know the roots and know the bottom, rather than "know the roots and know the bottom"! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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In classrooms.

Many students are in a daze!

If nothing happens, nothing happens.

Pooh!

If nothing else happened, they seemed to have been deceived again!

Wrong day!

I was deceived by Teacher Jiang again, and now my brain is no longer working!

When I first started taking the class, I clearly memorized it very well, and I was not afraid of writing from dictation at all.

But now that this section of classical Chinese has passed, I basically don’t remember much of it!

It would be weird if you can still write it silently!

But Teacher Jiang just asked me to write silently at this time. Isn’t this the sixth grade?

This teacher caught a class of them trying to pluck wool!

Ever since.

Many students under the podium started to cry.

"Teacher Jiang! No! Please let me go!"

"Teacher, you have tricked us eighteen times in the past three weeks!"

"Including this time, it's the nineteenth time!"

"Teacher Jiang, since our class is so obedient, please stop dictating!"

Jiang Feng immediately retorted: "Since your class is so obedient, then just listen to me and write silently."

With one sentence, the student almost choked to death!

Can it still be like this?

"puff!!!"

"Teacher Jiang, you are so cruel!"

"Teacher Jiang! Didn't you tell me not to write from memory during class?"

Jiang Feng said seriously: "Ah? Did I say not to write silently? What I said is: stop writing silently now. But I never said not to write silently."

Good guy! It turns out the trick is here!

I won’t write it silently anymore, and: I won’t write it silently anymore.

Just this one word difference, no one paid any attention to it!

In the classroom, the students couldn't stand it any longer!

"???"

"Pfft! Sixth!"

"Teacher Jiang, you cheat on us like this every day, doesn't your conscience hurt?"

Jiang Feng smiled.

He said righteously: "Why are you trying to trick you? I'm just helping you deepen your memory. If you write from memory as soon as class begins, even if you write it down from memory, you will still forget it later. This is what makes a deep impression, isn't it?"

"Teacher Jiang is too lazy!"

"If I hadn't gone to school, I would have almost believed it!"

Zhao Qingqing: "Teacher Jiang, although you said that, why are the corners of your mouth raised so much?"

Good guy!

I didn’t expect you to discover this!

Very detailed!

However, after all, I have eaten for several more years than you!

Jiang Feng spread his hands and suppressed the curve at the corner of his mouth.

He said nonsense seriously: "Oh, it's nothing. Ma Xiaohao said he wants to be an astronaut when he grows up, I'm happy!"

Zhao Qingqing: "???"

Class 4 students: “??????????”

Live broadcast room audience:? ? ?

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When Jiang Feng said that Ma Xiaohao wanted to be an astronaut, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter!

I immediately thought of that very magical advertising slogan.

"I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. My grandparents will be happy. Give me my favorite Xizhilang jelly!" (Xizhilang pays! If you don't pay, I'll blackmail you next time!)

In the audience.

Some people even laughed so hard that they beat the ground so hard that they couldn't even straighten their backs!

Everyone is guessing what kind of outrageous brain circuit it is to be able to say such a shameless thing!

Moreover, Ma Xiaohao really received special care!

Even though he doesn't have any scenes, this guy still appears almost all the time!

【Learned! Just say this to your good friends tonight! Wei Yimin wants to be an astronaut when he grows up. I am so happy that I give him his favorite Xizhilang jelly! 】

【? ? ? When I ride a horse, my name is Wei Yimin! You will die for me! Die outside, jump from here! 】

[Xizhilang makes money! Do it quickly! Teacher Jiang is advertising to you like this this time! Not paying money is unforgivable! 】

[What about advertisers? Come quickly! It’s such a good opportunity to advertise, what are everyone doing! 】

[Awesome, there can be scenes of Ma Xiaohao here! It can be seen that Ma Xiaohao is the true love! 】

[Who still remembers that Teacher Jiang asked the students to write silently? How could it be so far-fetched! 】

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