Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

"What are you talking about? Are you talking to your girlfriend again?"

He Yu looked at Zhang Yang, who was sitting next to him and had been chatting and typing, and asked with a smirk on his face.

next to him.

When Zhang Yang heard this, he was so frightened that he quickly put his phone away, as if he was afraid that someone would see his chat history.

"No! I was talking to my mother, and she asked me if I still had enough money."

Jiang Feng immediately didn't believe it.

Can the corners of your mouth be raised like this when chatting with your parents?

It’s impossible even if you think about it!

Such a big reaction, it looks like I am chatting with my partner!

And this rebuttal technique seems too young at first glance!

How can Lao Liu, who is always on the front line of eating melons, let students live in peace?

Jiang Feng immediately exposed his lie: "Nonsense, I saw it all. You told your girlfriend that you were eating hot pot, and you invited her to eat this weekend."

The words just fell.

Zhang Yang became nervous instantly!

The hand holding the phone tightened a little more.

Full of shock, he asked: "Jiang...Teacher Jiang, how do you know?"

Hearing this, there was an immediate burst of sighs in the classroom.

"Eh~~"

"Yo yo yo~"

"I have a girlfriend, I don't need a brother now~"

Jiang Feng laughed after hearing this.

how could I know?

If he can no longer control you young people, then his job as a teacher will be in vain.

This guy was chatting while eating hot pot, and he couldn't suppress the smile on his face.

You can tell with your feet that you must be talking to your girlfriend.

Who can smile like this when chatting with their parents?

Combined with the situation of specifically sending a message while eating hot pot, you can easily guess that it is about inviting you to eat hot pot.

As a student, it’s easy to guess.

Who didn’t come here like this back then?

"Isn't it just an invitation to hot pot? We have no objection."

Jiang Feng warned again: "When you date someone, remember not to delay your studies, otherwise I will be the first to refuse."

Zhang Yang nodded in response: "Don't worry, Teacher Jiang, it will definitely not affect your studies! But, Teacher Jiang, how did you know that I was talking about treating her to hot pot?"

Jiang Feng smiled: "I told you a long time ago, you can't find anyone in the solar system who is more affectionate than me. I know a lot more than you in this regard."

Ma Xiaohao felt the temptation of eating melon and immediately moved a chair over: "Brother Jiang, do you have a girlfriend now? Show us what she looks like!"

As soon as these words came out, it instantly aroused the interest of many students.

They all gathered together and chatted.

"Teacher Jiang, can you show us your girlfriend too?"

"It's been three weeks since school started, and Teacher Jiang, you haven't let us see your girlfriend's photos yet!"

"That's it, Teacher Jiang! It's time for us to take a look at yours!"

Jiang Feng went numb on the spot!

Am I a Doraemon? Where can I conjure one up for you?

Why are all the melon eaters more positive than me?

"What are you doing? I can't stop you from eating hot pot! Ma Xiaohao is the leader, right? I'll give you some extra Chinese homework this week!"

Ma Xiaohao: "???"

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In the live broadcast room.

The audience was moved by such a lively scene.

Everyone is rushing to be at the forefront of eating melons.

After all, it has been three weeks since the beginning of the school year, and Jiang Feng has never revealed any information about himself.

Let's say he's single.

Facing the various offensives from the two beautiful teachers in the office, I showed no interest at all.

Straighter than any steel straight man.

Let’s just say he already has a partner.

But he never showed any signs of having a girlfriend and just played games every day.

It is so mysterious that it arouses the audience's curiosity even more.

【Grass! More and more curious! Teacher Jiang, stop hiding it, show your sister-in-law’s photo for everyone to see! 】

[Looks like I can’t hide it anymore! I don’t pretend anymore, let’s show my cards! I am actually Teacher Jiang’s childhood sweetheart’s real girlfriend! 】

[Where is the dean? Get the patient back quickly! Please increase the dose! Look, this is all nonsense! The condition is quite serious! 】

[I told you to drink less. I told you to drink less. If you don’t listen, look at how drunk you are. Hurry up and give her a bottle of cephalosporin! Put it on my account! 】

[Why do I feel that Teacher Jiang is actually single? Look at his daily movements. Apart from being handsome, he is just a loser! 】

【Fuck! Then don’t we all have a chance? Go ahead, go ahead! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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at this time.

Many students have already guessed from Jiang Feng's words that Jiang Feng is still single.

One by one they became bolder.

Since Ma Xiaohao sat on Jiang Feng's right, Su Qing simply moved the bench and sat on Jiang Feng's left.

The two of them seemed to be protecting the law.

"Teacher Jiang doesn't have a girlfriend yet, does he? I have a cousin who just graduated from college this year and is being urged to get married by her family. Do you want to introduce her to Teacher Jiang?"

After Su Qing said these words, class monitor Lin Shan seemed to have thought of something: "By the way, Teacher Jiang, my sister seems to be about the same age as you. If you want, I will send you her WeChat account then!"

Li Yiliang on the side also began to think deeply at this time: "Teacher Jiang, I have a sister who is in fourth grade..."

Jiang Feng: "??????"

You really want me to be the iron rice bowl, right?

It’s like a big pot meal in prison!

Especially the various radish pickles and multigrain porridge there taste very bad!

"Get out of here, get out of here! Get this troublemaker out of here first!"

Jiang Feng said seriously: "Okay, don't be so gossipy. Everyone doesn't want to study hard, don't think about tomorrow's sports meeting, don't think about next week's drama, why are you asking about this?"

How could everyone in the excitement let go of this opportunity to enjoy the fun?

After hearing this, I became even more energetic.

Ma Xiaohao: "Brother Jiang, even if my Chinese homework is doubled this weekend, I still want to ask a few more questions!"

Class monitor Lin Shan: "Teacher Jiang, don't be so serious. We are doing this for your sake."

Class representative Su Qing: "That's right, Teacher Jiang! You see, we have helped you solve the object problem, and no one at home has to rush you. In this way, you can be more serious in class, and it will also help us study, won't it? ?”

? ? ?

You finally figured out the crooked truth!

Is this still the image of the good girl he first met?

The character is completely ruined!

It seemed that Jiang Feng had a hint of being persuaded.

Class monitor Lin Shan is already eager to give it a try: "Teacher Jiang, how about I give you my sister's contact information now?"

Jiang Feng frowned, then relaxed again.

"You have to let me check the situation first."

! ! !

I go!

There's drama! Sure enough, rubbing and soaking is still useful!

Lin Shan immediately took out her phone, unlocked the screen and was about to open WeChat.

The next second.

Jiang Feng's expression suddenly changed.

He said to her with a mean smile on his face: "Okay, okay, everyone has seen it. I caught the monitor taking the lead in playing with his mobile phone! Class representative, come and take note of your name."

Lin Shan: "????"

The other students laughed dumbly after pondering for a second!

"Pfft hahahaha!"

"Brother Jiang is still so cool!"

"The squad leader should lead by example, I suggest counting it twice!"

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Countless viewers burst out laughing when they heard Jiang Feng's sudden words!

Students are kind enough to introduce you to someone.

I didn’t expect you, the sixth grader, to kick a student into the ditch again!

Every time, while chatting, he would fool the students so unexpectedly that the students couldn't react at all!

【Awesome! This sexy operation caught me off guard! I really thought he was going to promise the students to have a try with Lin Shan and her sister! 】

【I’m dumbfounded! This guy really deceives students from the beginning to the end! I almost thought his conscience found out! 】

[Instead of believing in Teacher Jiang’s conscience discovery, it is better to believe that the sow can climb the tree! Come on, Ma Xiaohao, show everyone the last one! 】

[Ma Xiaohao: 6! Sometimes I really want to call the police! If Teacher Jiang doesn’t punish me, you stupid netizens are now starting to punish me! 】

[Speaking of which, would anyone really introduce their elder sister to a teacher? If we break up in the future, will we die of embarrassment? 】

【I understand this! You were arrogant when they were talking, and you were uncertain about life and death when they broke up! And if you commit a crime at school, your family will already know about it before you go home! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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