Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

"Okay, since classmate Ma Xiaohao is so proactive, let's start with classmate Ma Xiaohao first."

Seeing Ma Xiaohao raising his hand so proactively.

Jiang Feng decisively chose to meet his request.

This thing is like dominoes.

Click on the first person, and then let them do whatever they want.

Next, all you have to do is sit on the podium and watch them tear each other apart... just choose someone to talk about the topic.

When students speak incompletely, Jiang Feng can supplement them.

When he encountered a question that he really didn't know, Jiang Feng stood up and answered the students' questions.

It not only allows students to deepen their memory, but also makes it easier for them to fish. It is a perfect win-win situation.

Ever since.

Jiang Feng stood on the podium first and checked the correct answers with them.

Give them a few minutes to correct their mistakes.

Then he signaled that Ma Xiaohao would start to stand up and speak.

Under the podium.

Ma Xiaohao just stood up from his seat.

He started laughing even before he started talking, and even looked back with bad intentions.

Li Yiliang, who was sitting behind him, immediately shuddered and sighed!

Oh shit!

You boy!

You know how to trick me, right?

We agreed to be half-brothers, and we didn’t hesitate for a second to trick them!

Anyone who cheats on his brother will have to pay extra!

You kid even saved the extra money!

the other side.

Ma Xiaohao stared at the exercises confidently for several seconds.

Then he said to everyone seriously: "For the first question, A, B, and C are all wrong, so choose D. Next, Li Yiliang!"

Li Yiliang: "..."

Other students: "???"

Jiang Feng: "???"

What the hell?

You kid, say it again, do you think I can cut you?

Who taught you to talk about topics like this!

If everyone follows what you say, I'm afraid all the students will be sent to Lanxiang to learn excavators!

"You guys are talking about this question because you are afraid that everyone will understand, right? If you don't explain it well, you will be punished!"

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In this way, the topic is just like a big math problem that asks you to write down the calculation process.

It's the same if you write: "The answer is one-half by staring"!

See if the math teacher beats you or not, you're done!

But in the eyes of the classmates who were listening to the lecture, it was even more outrageous!

It was as if I was flipping through the answers, and finally found that the answer was just one word: Omit!

Even the audience thought it was outrageous!

Is this talking about a topic?

Are you afraid that your classmates will steal your answering skills?

【Too grassy! The education field cannot lose Ma Xiaohao, just like the history field cannot lose Yu Xin'ao. Who is Yu Xinao, you ask? He was my deskmate, and he once wrote about the U.S. attack on Pearl Harbor without thinking during the history exam! 】

[Pfft hahahaha! How the hell am I going to stop laughing when I see this format! Please, you stupid netizens, please take away your magical powers! 】

[It can be seen that Ma Xiaohao really likes Brother Tuanjie! Even if you are being scolded, you have to trick your good brother first! 】

[Li Yiliang: You are my inspiration! 】

[Brother Tuanjie is my half-brother! I’ll give you 500 yuan, please let me do it myself! Not enough! Add more! 】

[I’ve seen a lot of people adding money, but this is the first time I’ve seen people adding money in reverse! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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When Ma Xiaohao heard Jiang Feng say that he would be punished, he immediately gave up.

No matter how much he talks, he will definitely be punished!

So I quickly started talking about the eight classics: "Option A, the prosperity of Ci did not start from the Tang Dynasty, but the Song Dynasty, so it is wrong; option B..."

After a minute of grinding, Ma Xiaohao finally finished the first question.

Then his eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait to stare at Li Yiliang sitting behind him: "Brother Jiang, I'm done talking, I'll pick Li Yiliang next!"

Li Yiliang's eyelids were twitching at this moment!

Although I already know that there is a 99.99% probability that it will be him, I still look forward to the 0.01% probability of picking someone else.

And now, the last hope was dashed.

Li Yiliang glared at Ma Xiaohao with great resentment and stood up from his seat helplessly.

After stumbling through the next question, he looked at Ma Xiaohao again: "Brother Ma, it's your turn again!"

Just when Ma Xiaohao was about to start speaking.

Li Yiliang whispered again: "Brother Ma, listen to me, when is the time to retaliate? Let's stop hurting each other and talk to the outside world together."

Finished.

Then he looked maliciously at Xu Fei, who was several seats away from them on the left rear.

Xu Fei shuddered on the spot!

Oh shit!

These two idiots are targeting me!

You two should have some face!

Ma Xiaohao smiled maliciously after hearing this: "Arrangement! This guy robbed me of a pentakill last night, I must trap him today!"

Snap~.

The two even exchanged a high-five.

More than a minute later.

After Ma Xiaohao finished speaking on the third question, Xu Fei stood up consciously before waiting for anyone to call.

"The fourth question is a sentence segmentation question. Let's take a look. Options A and C are in the same category, and options B and D are in the same category. A and C can be eliminated first, because..."

Immediately.

"Next, Li Yiliang!"

Xu Fei just finished speaking and directly named the culprit Li Yiliang!

After all, it was this guy's idea just now. To capture the thief first, capture the king.

And Li Yiliang seemed to have expected it.

He stood up decisively: "Let's look at the fifth question. Let's look at the question first. This question asks about the wrong rhetorical option, option A..."

As Li Yiliang finished speaking.

Ma Xiaohao was already eager to give it a try.

He excitedly pointed at Xu Fei and said to Li Yiliang: "Brother Liang, fuck him! Keep fucking him!"

And at this time.

The originally kind smile on Li Yiliang's face suddenly turned abnormal, and he stared at Ma Xiaohao with evil intentions!

Ma Xiaohao, who noticed a hint of chill, felt something was wrong!

As soon as he turned around, he saw Li Yiliang's malicious face staring at him!

Damn it!

Fell into this boy's trap!

Go to the outside world in unison!

This kid remembered that he had just clicked on him, so he planned to continue cheating him from the beginning to get revenge!

Ma Xiaohao also tried to dissuade this guy and awaken his conscience.

"Brother Liang! Brother Liang! Stop it! Aren't we the same external alliance? Give us a chance!"

However.

The smile on Li Yiliang's face became even more perverted!

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Ma Xiaohao was not given a chance to explain at all: "Next, Ma Xiaohao!"

Ma Xiaohao: "Pfft!!!"

In an instant, the whole class started laughing!

They all booed.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Ma Xiaohao! Stand up!"

"It's our time again, Brother Marco!"

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In the live broadcast room.

The audience was entertained on the spot when they saw the intrigue between them!

After Li Yiliang ordered Ma Xiaohao, he deliberately deceived Ma Xiaohao and said that he would agree to it.

When it's your turn again, trick this guy again!

Especially that increasingly perverted smile, which perfectly portrays the image of a villain!

[Pfft hahahahaha! I will protect this cheerful smile! What a handsome boy! 】

【Too rude! The roll call in class turned into a werewolf! Not only must you be wary of others, but you must also be wary of your own undercover agents! 】

【Outrageous! Are all these students so old now? Everyone has started to do this kind of operation. Teacher Jiang, you taught me well! 】

[The boat of friendship can capsize at any time! The alliance between Ma Xiaohao and Li Yiliang is as unbreakable as the Soviet-German friendship! 】

[This time, we, Unity Brother, are still awesome! It is simply a true biography of Teacher Jiang! I announce that Ma Xiaohao’s status as a true disciple has been cancelled, and he will be replaced by Brother Tuanjie! 】

[I declare your announcement valid! Brother Tuanjie is going crazy with this wave of killings! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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