Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

Jiang Feng gave one final instruction: "Okay, when Teacher Gao comes in the evening, remember not to cause trouble for him. Just behave normally like when I was here. I'm going to teach Class 4 first."

"Don't worry, Teacher Jiang, we are a good bunch!"

"Listen to Teacher Jiang's command! Obey Teacher Jiang's orders!"

"Whatever Brother Jiang says is what he says!"

Jiang Feng glanced at these "thorny heads" angrily.

"You guys are so poor. Please go to class and don't lose the people in our class!"

Arranged the evening self-study for class three.

Then he took the teaching materials and pushed open the door of the Class 4 classroom next door.

in the class at this time.

It was time for recess after the third period in the morning.

Compared with the previous classes, the students' consciousness became clearer.

Not as tired as Monday morning, but still a little sleepy.

Only a few students could be seen entering and exiting the classroom, while most of the others were still lying on their desks resting.

Jiang Feng shouted.

"Students, please wake up. How are you doing with your homework last weekend?"

As his words fell.

Occasionally some students responded.

"It's finished."

"Written very seriously!"

"I lost three of my hairs."

Xu Yan, the class representative sitting on the edge of the aisle, came to the podium with the collected May 3 exercises: "Teacher Jiang, the homework is here, all collected."

Jiang Feng nodded and randomly picked out a few books to read.

Xu Yan said with some pride: "Teacher Jiang, don't worry, I checked it when I received it and everything is written!"

"Okay, let's send it out first. Let's talk about this in this class, while you have just finished the weekend and haven't forgotten too much."

...

After a while, the school bell rang.

Jiang Feng stood on the podium and glanced at the dozing faces under the podium.

"Everyone wake up and open the exercises. While you just finished it over the weekend and haven't forgotten too much, let's talk about this first."

Class 3 was awake because they had a roll call game in the morning.

Class 4 is gone now.

However, there are ways to keep students awake.

Jiang Feng picked up the textbook, walked down from the podium, and said while looking around: "Come on, let's look at the first question first. Options A, B, and C are all wrong, so choose D."

student:"???"

Who told you to talk about the topic like this!

Are you afraid that we can learn knowledge?

Several students on the spot were confused and couldn't help but become confused.

"Teacher Jiang, what did you just say? Why didn't I understand?"

"Is this a new way of speaking?"

"Teacher Jiang's lecture is very good. I already understand it. I feel like I can study as a chef in New Oriental if I work harder."

"Squad leader, if you meet a New Oriental chef, marry him!"

"Tiantian, you are going to die!!!"

"Quack, quack, quack!"

After this burst of laughter, the students suddenly became more awake.

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At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back after seeing the students' funny conversation!

If you want to talk about abstraction, you have to talk about this group of students who are full of nonsense!

Any old advertisement can be brought out!

It’s hard to imagine the mental state of these students.

[My fucking eyes went black on the spot! This advertising line is quite old! It must have been seven or eight years ago? 】

[Be confident, it’s been more than eight years! I was in high school the last time I heard this commercial! Now he has entered the factory and personally leads a team of six employees on the assembly line! 】

[Then you are not very good at this! I have become a small contractor on the construction site! I personally lead more than 20 people to move bricks and concrete every day! 】

[Have you ever actually worked as a chef at New Oriental? How is the income and treatment? I'm ready to change jobs. Writing novels with code is a dead end, it's too tedious. 】

[Let’s put it this way, his status is more powerful than the boss of the company! As a head chef, my boss has to look at my face when eating. If you are in a bad mood one day, you can still give him some extra food! 】

[Boss: 6! Now go online under your real name and don’t let me find out who your kid is! 】

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